Worship Me, I Can Make You Rich
Chapter 34
Chapter 34: I want to become that person
Chen JianXiang was carried off by the military medical team for
emergency treatment.
Because his head was really bleeding too much.
However, unexpectedly, when they placed him on the stretcher,
the stretcher ended up breaking randomly. Chen JianXiang fell
onto the ground once again.
The medical team was all dumbfounded. This stretcher was rather
sturdy and hard. How could it even break? This quality was
enough to withstand a fire without breaking!
"This is really very strange...…"
Thus, after a big long mess, Chen JianXiang was eventually
carried off successfully.
Since it was the military’s medical team, Lieutenant Chen felt
very safe about his son being taken for emergency treatment.
Nevertheless, he still held a slight apprehension in his heart.
"Apologies, Admiral, I don't know what's with my son recently.
He's really been too unlucky. Everyday, if it's not a broken arm,
it's a broken leg. Even while being brought to the emergency
room. I don't even know what's going on...…"
Just like how he was sent to the emergency room last time.
Logically speaking, the school also had a medical facility.
Especially places like the military academy, a medical facility was
even more essential.
However, all of the healing tanks in the school's medical facility
stopped working; it was very strange.
Finally managing to bring his son to the hospital for emergency
treatment, an even stranger thing occurred. No matter which
healing tank his son laid in, it was bound to stop working.
But when other patients laid inside it, it'd instantly be fine!
This kind of strange occurrence even baffled all of the doctors. In
the end, they could only treat him the old fashioned way, using
surgery.
Good thing the medication was very effective. After staying for
two days, he still got better in the end.
However, an injury that could have been treated after laying in
the healing tank for a few hours, his son had to endure pain for
two days for it to get better.
"And it's the same on our way here, the hover car was driving
fine. Before coming, I even specifically inspected to make sure
the hover car was fine. However, we still got into a car
accident...…." Lieutenant Chen had a pained face: "Moreover,
JianXiang and I were both sitting in the same hover car. After the
car accident, I was completely fine while he received a rather
severe injury."
To arrive in the conference room and wait for Admiral Wen was
really not a very easy task!
"Therefore, please do not misunderstand. He's really rather
unlucky." It's not that he didn't want to greet you respectfully!
Panicking inside, Lieutenant Chen was terrified of being
misunderstood.
Wen XiaoYun: "...…."
Hearing this strange and horrifying recount, Wen XiaoYun
strangely felt it sounded a little familiar.
He looked towards Zhuang Zhou.
And then saw the little friend's sympathetic and fearful
expression.
Wen XiaoYun: "...…."
In other words, this was what he thought?
Discovering the glance that Wen XiaoYun shot over, Zhuang Zhou
stood on tiptoes and said quietly into his ear: "That person...
insulted the God of Wealth!"
Wen XiaoYun thought to himself: Sure enough.
Zhuang Zhou patted his own little chest in trepidation and
mumbled quietly: "You should remember not to insult him in the
future."
Wen XiaoYun rubbed him on the head: "Why would I."
It's not like he can even bear insulting him.
"En En." Zhuang Zhou also touched his own head once and
muttered: "So tragic, even I'm afraid of insulting myself now....."
Wen XiaoYun: "???"
Lieutenant Chen was a bit apprehensive: "Admiral, then uh, when
my son's injury gets better. I'll..... bring him to see you again?"
Wen XiaoYun remembered that Lieutenant Chen had mentioned
this quite frequently before, saying that his son's psychical
qualities and psychic powers were both S level, and how his
grades were very outstanding after being admitted into the
military academy.
Wen XiaoYun naturally didn't want to miss this good sapling.
Therefore, he had allowed Lieutenant Chen to bring him over for
a look. If he really was outstanding, with good moral qualities,
naturally Wen XiaoYun would have agreed.
However, now that he heard Zhou Zhou say, this person had
insulted the God of Wealth before.
Wen XiaoYun's expression was dull: "After your son gets better,
we'll talk."
En, it's just that... it might be very hard for him to become
completely better.
Thinking that Wen XiaoYun had agreed, Lieutenant Chen thanked
him delightedly.
For the following half a month, Chen JianXiang returned to how
he was previously. If not on the road to the emergency room, he
was in the middle of having an accident.
In a short half a month, his entire person became haggard and
withered.
Chen JianXiang even developed a conditioned reflex. When a
certain danger is imminent, he can even reflexively block or
evade once.
His speed was so fast, it made everyones’ jaws drop in
astonishment.
If this were before, Chen JianXiang would have definitely started
to boast complacently about how talented he was and how having
this kind of ability was because of his excellence.
But right now.
Chen JianXiang was completely numb. What can he say? He's
already been to the emergency room too many times that he
gained a defensive instinct? He can guarantee, this defense was
only temporary.
The danger will never stop. It just hasn't arrived yet.
Sure enough, the next second, he who had successfully defended
against the first wave of danger, fell to the ground once again!
Hearing the emergency noises around him, Chen JianXiang
suddenly had a feeling like 'Wouldn't it be better if they failed to
save him? How long would this kind of life continue otherwise?'
He didn't even go to the military academy anymore. Because
every time he went, some strange accident would always happen.
Therefore, the academy allowed him to return home to rest.
Resting at home was also not safe. In the end, he directly moved
to live in the hospital.
Chen JianXiang's unfortunate history completely became
infamous. Now whenever Lieutenant Chen walked around,
someone always asked: Is your son okay right now?
At this time, Lieutenant Chen would always smile bitterly and
then answer: "He's in the hospital right now. He didn't even
discharge for an hour, and he went right back in again."
Thus, he simply ended up living there permanently.
Everyone: "...…"
This was really.
Too strange.
Lieutenant Chen conducted himself pretty well in the 3rd Legion.
One was because he had a pretty good temper, and wouldn't use
his position to bully subordinates. Second was because he came
from a pretty good family. If any soldiers in the military
encountered any issues, he'd always lend help when he could.
The only special privilege he used was bringing his son to see
Wen XiaoYun and wanting to bring his son into the 3rd Legion as
well.
Thus, because of this, a lot of people within the legion also
respected him a lot. Seeing his son so pitiful, they started giving
him suggestions.
"Hey um, Lieutenant Chen, do you believe in God?"
Lieutenant Chen was somewhat confused: "Believe in what God?"
"It's just, don't you think your son's misfortune is a bit... odd?"
Lieutenant Cheng sighed: "It's probably because he's unlucky.”
“If it’s related to luck, then more reason to make an offering to
god!”
The person making the suggestion swore solemnly: “You probably
read our 3rd Legion’s group messages very rarely right? I suggest
you take a look when you have the time!”
Lieutenant Chen was somewhat hooked by what he said and
opened his comm to take a look at the group chat. After that, he
became dumbfounded. He couldn’t understand the direction of
the conversation at all!
“Don’t you think after the elite little squad and crew of the
battleship Wyvern returned from the garbage planet, they’ve
changed somewhat?”
“Not just somewhat. I don’t even fcking recognize them! These
people act all superstitious everyday, saying that worshipping
some God of Wealth will bring you good luck. There’s incense
burning nonstop everyday.”
“Is this God of Wealth the same person wearing the intergalactic
coin mask that we all dreamt about the night the Admiral
returned?”
“Should be? Didn’t they say: worship them, and we can get rich?”
“Hahaha to tell the truth, yesterday when old Liu told me about
this, I worshipped with an experimental mentality. When I made
the offering, I was hoping the Admiral could see how outstanding
I am~ So what happened today was that the Admiral suddenly
gave our 2nd squad a surprise inspection and saw my scores. He
even praised me!”
“Damn, I was even thinking about how strange that surprise
inspection was today. Usually it’s the lieutenants who are in
charge of inspections. Even the vice-admiral didn’t deal with this,
why would the Admiral suddenly appear to inspect personally.”
“Really? That’s why I thought it was rather miraculous! I plan to
make another experimental offering tonight!”
“Let me tell you guys something. A few days ago, I made a bet
with Whitey. If this god was so effective, then let us escape our
lives as bachelors! Then…… perhaps I had held a skeptical
attitude the entire time and didn’t really believe fully; meanwhile
Whitey had worshiped extremely sincerely. Today he really did
get together with someone o(╥﹏╥)o. The girl that he had a
secret crush on also happened to like him. They got together
immediately! Enough talk, I’m going to worship the God of
Wealth right now.”
“......”
“......”
“......”
“Wait a second! What the heck is this? Didn’t you say this was the
God of Wealth? Worshipping him can make you rich, right? How
come you can even get a girl?”
“Who knows. Perhaps it’ll bring you good luck. With good luck,
not only can you get rich, you can also get together with
someone?”
These words received everyone’s approval. Therefore, more and
more people started to share their experiences inside the chat
group.
Some people really did receive good fortune. However, there
were also some people who remained the same as before after
worshipping, no good luck at all. Even their lives didn’t change
that much.
However, Lieutenant Chen noticed that those who didn’t receive
good fortune would always hold a disbelieving attitude while
speaking in the group chat.
While those soldiers who gained good fortunes were also
extremely hardworking, well mannered people normally.
Therefore, after receiving a little bit of good luck, they
immediately soared into the sky.
The more Lieutenant Chen read, the more shocked he became.
He also felt a slight uncertainty inside.
Was it really this miraculous?
His son, JianXiang, was really too unlucky right now. Can he
really change his fortunes after worshipping this god?
With this kind of misgivings, Lieutenant Chen asked several other
people. Verifying that the good fortunes were very likely true, he
started to feel a slight anticipation.
That very night, he started praying.
The 2nd morning after waking up, he ran over to the hospital to
see his son, wanting to see if he got less unlucky.
However, there didn’t seem to be much result.
Lieutenant Chen was somewhat disappointed. Was it really just
lies?
Other members of the 3rd Legion gave Lieutenant Chen advice
again.
“Lieutenant, how about you tell your son to make an offering
himself? All of us usually pray for good fortune for ourselves.”
Therefore, Lieutenant Chen went to the hospital to speak to his
son about this matter.
Chen JianXian had a face of incredulousness: “Dad, why would
you believe in this kind of thing?”
Lieutenant Chen said seriously: “Most of the people in the 3rd
Legion believe it.”
Chen JianXiang couldn’t even believe it: “Admiral Wen believes it
also? Dad! Clearly the one with a head injury is me, not you.
What time period is it now? Why would you still believe in this
kind of thing!”
Lieutenant Chen sighed, saying: “If you weren’t this tragic, I
wouldn’t believe in this kind of thing either.”
Chen JianXiang: “......”
Chen JianXiang had nothing to say.
Lieutenant Chen: “Do as I say. Later when you get out of bed,
make a proper offering to this god. I brought over a Divine Image
for you.”
Saying this, he pulled out a Divine Image from his
interdimensional space button.
This Divine Image was created from the giant revered statue on
battleship Wyvern.
Previously, when they were still on the garbage planet, Wen
XiaoYun had personally ordered the construction of that Divine
Image so Zhuang Zhou could gain even more Faith. He placed it
on the battleship Wyvern so everyone could worship it.
Although it didn’t look like Zhuang Zhou, it was used to invite the
God of Wealth. Zhuang Zhou acknowledged this Divine Image,
thus all of the offerings belonged to him.
Just like on Earth, every city and every individual would have
different images of Gods in their hearts. In different places of a
nation, in different shrines, the same God being worshipped can
also look different.
For example, in this place the God of Wealth can look rather
elderly. Another place may worship the God of Wealth with
another appearance.
However, it didn’t matter how the God of Wealth looked, as long
as people knew which God of Wealth they were worshipping, their
Faith would belong to that God.
Meanwhile in this intergalactic era…… Zhuang Zhou was the only
God of Wealth. It’s even less likely for Faith to fly off to some
other God.
Lieutenant Chen meticulously instructed his son the details,
telling him that he needed to worship first before discharging
from the hospital.
Seeing the Divine Image placed next to his hospital bed, Chen
JianXiang was very speechless.
There’s no way he’d worship this. It’s not like his head was
messed up!
-
Zhuang Zhou was renovating his shop.
Ever since he discovered that the reputation of the “Little Great
Master” also contributed to the Faith he received, he’s been
preparing to utilize this reputation properly.
Seeing him working so seriously, Wen XiaoYun reminded him:
“Remember to rest early.”
Zhuang Zhou nodded his head: “En en.”
Seeing him focusing on his computer the entire time, Wen
XiaoYun can only say: “Then goodnight?”
“Good night!”
Wen XiaoYun left. The room immediately quieted down.
Zhuang Zhou decorated his shop for a moment. Then he suddenly
raised his head again and looked at the closed door with faintly
furrowed brows.
Ever since arriving in Wen XiaoYun’s home, they’ve never slept
together again.
Did Wen XiaoYun not want to sleep with him anymore now that
he wasn’t going into the other’s dreams?
Zhuang Zhou looked at the computer in his hand, pondered for a
moment, and then closed it. Picking up his Divine Image, he went
out of the room.
He ran all the way to the entrance of Wen XiaoYun’s room and
knocked.
The door opened very quickly, revealing Wen XiaoYun’s
somewhat surprised expression: “Zhou Zhou?”
With a lowered head and reddened ears, Zhuang Zhou said
quietly: “My gege…… doesn’t want to sleep with me.”
Wen XiaoYun looked at the little lowered head before him and
said in a somewhat hoarse voice: “Then does he want to sleep
with me?”
Zhuang Zhou nodded his head softly then raised his eyes slightly,
wanting to peek at Wen XiaoYun’s expression. Unexpectedly, his
head raise made him meet Wen XiaoYun’s gaze directly.
Zhuang Zhou’s face turned redder. After that, he stuffed the
Divine Image into Wen XiaoYun’s arms, turned around, and ran
off.
“Troubling you!”
Wen XiaoYun looked at the Divine Image in his hands, a smile
growing in his eyes.
He closed the door properly and placed the Divine Image next to
his pillow, then went to wash up.
After washing up, he laid down, looked at the Divine Image next
to him, and said quietly: “Good night.”
In the middle of the night, all creatures were silent. Wen XiaoYun
seemed to have already fallen into a deep sleep.
The Divine Image’s eyes suddenly moved slightly and blinked
somewhat embarrassingly. Then it scooted little by little into the
blankets, scooting very close to Wen XiaoYun, close enough to
smell his breaths before finally stopping and peacefully closing its
eyes.
However, Zhuang Zhou didn’t actually go to sleep. He felt a
strange offering. He has never seen Faith mixed with such
misfortune before. It came flying at him directly, giving him quite
the scare. Thus, he followed the origin of this Faith and headed
over.
He arrived in a hospital and entered one of his separate bodies.
On the roof of the hospital.
A young man with a bruised face and swollen nose, a limp to a
leg, and arms wrapped in bandages was currently kneeling on the
ground, enduring the ravaged condition of his body. One of his
hands held three incense as he prayed extremely devotedly about
something.
Zhuang Zhou: “Huh?!”
Wasn’t this that Chen JianXiang?
No wonder the Faith would carry such misfortune.
How come he started worshipping him as well? Didn’t he call him
a monster?!
Chen JianXiang didn’t know that his actions were seen clearly by
Zhuang Zhou from inside the Divine Image.
He piously placed the incense stick in place and prayed he
wouldn’t be so misfortunate tomorrow anymore. At least let him
see Wen Xiaoyun first so he can display his innate talents to
Admiral Wen……
After worshipping, he put away everything and went downstairs
to his hospital room.
Missing a step, he immediately rolled down the stairs.
Before he fell unconscious, Chen JianXiang looked at the robotic
nurse rushing towards him, tears finally started rolling out of his
eyes.
He’s really too miserable ahhhhh!
Then he fainted.
Dazed and befuddled, Chen JianXiang felt he might have been
having a dream.
Inside the dream, he met that monster who wore the intergalactic
coin mask again.
However, the mentally and physically exhausted him already had
no energy or spirit to fight with the other.
He only asked the other coldly: “You are invading my
subconscious again?”
Zhuang Zhou said innocently: “You’re the one who called me
here.”
Chen JianXiang replied immediately: “Impossible! Why would I
call a monster to invade my subconscious!”
Zhuang Zhou raised a hand. An honored Divine Image suddenly
appeared in his hand.
Seeing this Divine Image, Chen JianXiang’s expression changed:
“Why would you……”
Zhuang Zhou said: “This is me! I’m this God of Wealth. You
worshipped me, asking me to give you good luck. I heard you.”
As Chen JianXiang said ‘impossible’, he thought of something.
When did he start becoming unlucky?
When this coin-wearing, masked man invaded his subconscious
for the first time!
After he woke up, he started to encounter misfortune nonstop!
Sure enough, the masked man spoke and said: “You insulted God
so misfortune found you. That’s why you’ve been so unlucky
recently.”
Chen JianXiang: “So you were cursing me!”
As Zhuang Zhou talked, he walked around Chen JianXiang,
mumbling to himself: “Your head seems okay?”
Chen JianXiang was furious: “What do you mean by this?”
Zhuang Zhou said: “The reason you’re so unlucky is clearly
because misfortune found you personally. Think about it carefully.
Every time you got unlucky, did you encounter misfortune
yourself or did someone else cause you to be misfortunate?”
Chen JianXiang didn’t speak anymore.
Because it really was himself being unlucky.
It was because of this that the more he thought about this, the
more panicked he became; the more he felt like this shouldn’t be
possible!
“I don’t believe…… how can there be some God in this world…… I
don’t believe it! This must all be fake!”
Zhuang Zhou watched him trying to deceive himself and sighed
very wisely: “Ai… young man, not listening to good advice, the
only one that will suffer is you.”
Before he left, Zhuang Zhou said: “If you want to change your
misfortune right now, better do some good things. The more
good things you do, the less unlucky you’ll be. Believe it or not,
it’s up to you.”
Saying this, he left directly.
Like how he had arrived, silently and without a sound.
-
The next day, after waking up, Wen XiaoYun discovered the
Divine Image in his arms.
He smiled briefly and picked up the Divine Image, saying:
“Morning.”
After washing up and leaving the room, he just happened to
bump into Zhuang Zhou. The youth’s face was all red as he
looked at Wen XiaoYun with a slightly evasive gaze.
Wen XiaoYun asked: “Did you sleep well?”
Zhuang Zhou said: “En…… pretty good.”
Wen XiaoYun: “You gave your gege to me. Wouldn’t you have
trouble sleeping alone?”
Zhuang Zhou’s face turned redder: “Probably, probably not……”
He had secretly returned to the Divine Image to sleep!
Wen XiaoYun also pretended he didn’t know that Zhuang Zhou
returned to sleep in the Divine Image: “That’s good then. Then
I’m going to work now. Do you want to come with me?”
Zhuang Zhou said skeptically: “Aren’t you going to the military
today? Yesterday you said they’re going to reward you for your
battle contributions.”
“En.” The smile in Wen XiaoYun’s eyes dimmed as he said: “I
don’t want to go.”
Zhuang Zhou was stunned briefly: Was Wen XiaoYun…… pouting?
Zhuang Zhou felt a bit amused inside and laughed secretly before
comforting him: “It’s okay, it’s okay. You’ll come back very
quickly! I’ll wait for you at home!”
‘Wait for you at home’ seemed to be a very magical phrase.
Wen XiaoYun has never felt anything special about these words
before.
However, hearing it now, it seemed capable of setting his heart
on fire, making his heart burn for one person.
For once, Wen XiaoYun carried a slight feeling of unwillingness to
leave home as he left for the military.
The military.
Wen XiaoYun just entered the conference room when he received
many burning gazes.
“Admiral Wen, long time no see. How’s your health recently?”
“Wen-xiong, on the day of your return, I wanted to go and
welcome you at the airfield. Unexpectedly, I was entangled in
something and unable to leave, therefore I couldn’t go. You would
blame me right?”
“Dear old Wen, come come, sit now over here. Tell me about that
battle you had with the Alien Insect Empress. I’m super curious!”
Wen XiaoYun halted, his gaze swept calmly over everyone in the
conference room, landing at last on Grand Admiral Huo. He
directly walked to Grand Admiral Huo and sat down next to him.
With a smile, Grand Admiral Huo sent him a message.
[Grand Admiral Huo: Ever since they learned it’s very likely your
3rd Legion know that “Little Great Master”, these people have
been wanting to curry favor with you.]
[Grand Admiral Huo: What’s hilarious is that before the Mecha
Tournament, they were all busy discussing if you still had the
qualifications to stay sitting in the position of commander of the
3rd Legion.]
Wen XiaoYun didn’t immedaitely reply.
As a matter of fact, today’s business was to confer to him a new
medal for his outstanding military service.
He has already returned to the Capital Planet for half a month,
but his contribution for killing the Insect Empress had been
suppressed all this time, delayed again and again.
Until now. After learning that the 3rd Legion had a relationship
with that Little Great Master, who can create stream-of-conscious
mechas, as well as mechas that had 100% radiation shielding,
those people, who were eagerly hoping to pull him off stage,
immediately stopped talking. His suppressed battle contribution
was also released.
Wen XiaoYun was no stranger to such quick changes.
And this outcome was all given to him by Zhou Zhou.
Sure enough, as soon as he sat down, people from the other
legions immediately started asking Wen XiaoYun questions
regarding the “Little Grand Master”.
Wen XiaoYun said coolly: “This great master doesn't like being
disturbed. I really don’t know where he lives. He only appears
when he wants to see me.”
Hearing this, everyone didn't quite believe it: “Admiral Wen, are
you not willing to tell us? The existence of stream-of-conscious
mechas is already a reality. And it even appeared in our Empire.
A mecha reform will definitely occur. Since it’s like this, we
definitely have to start increasing our Empire’s defenses starting
from the military. It isn’t very good…… for you to be hiding this
great master?
Wen XiaoYun said: “The present is not like the past. Right now
my psychic powers have been contaminated by energy radiation.
Do you guys really believe I still have the ability to hide this great
master?”
He smiled: “Even if I wanted to, would the great master agree?”
Hearing this, the crowd all had their individual thoughts.
It’s not like what Wen XiaoYun said was wrong. Since this great
master was so impressive, if he wanted to become famous, it
would be a cinch.
Then most likely, he really did want to be low profile.
The crowd thought briefly and then changed their tactic: “Admiral
Wen, since you say he’d contact you when he wanted to appear,
why contact you? Do you know what this great master likes?”
Wen XiaoYun immediately said: “No, how can I know.
Impossible.”
After saying this, Wen XiaoYun refused to continue this topic.
The crowd exchanged looks amongst each other, feeling even
more so that Wen XiaoYun definitely knew something.
Therefore, after the meeting finished, Wen XiaoYun picked up his
new medal, bid farewell to Grand Admiral Huo, and left in a
hurry.
Meanwhile, the people of the other Legions all secretly arranged
manpower to quietly observe Wen XiaoYun’s every move and
action.
Every Legion had their own spies buried deeply inside other
Legions. Because there were too many personnel in the military,
it’s impossible to clearly investigate every person’s background.
The 3rd Legion similarly had spies from other Legions.
Very quickly, the other Legions received reports sent by their own
spies.
--Wen XiaoYun went to work and headed home on a fixed
schedule everyday. He didn’t see anyone in between. There
haven't been any strange people entering the Legion either. Nor
has anyone suspected of being the “Little Great Master”
appeared.
If there was anything strange about the 3rd Legion, it’s just that
Wen XiaoYun built another strange statue yesterday and placed it
in the 3rd Legion.
The other Legions read this information and all sunk into deep
confusion: “What exactly was Wen XiaoYun doing? Did he really
not have the contact information of the Little Great Master? Then
why would the Little Great Master find him actively?”
After a deeper investigation, the other Legions all vaguely
discovered something strange.
Wen XiaoYun actually allowed the soldiers of his 3rd Legion to
worship that statue everyday!
The 3rd Legion’s people acted all superstitious everyday, just like
they had been brainwashed by some pagan cult. If it weren’t for
the fact that they still went to classes about military mannerism
and nationalism, instead of discontinuing them, everyone would
have suspected that the 3rd Legion had already become a
misguided cult.
Last, the other legions received the biggest piece of information:
The statue that the 3rd Legion worshipped, wasn’t a statue. It
was a Divine Image. It’s rumoured that this was the “Little Great
Master”’s belief!
Everyone suddenly understood. So Wen XiaoYun had gained the
Little Great Master’s favor through this kind of flattery?
The Little Great Master believed in that God or whatever.
Therefore, Wen XiaoYun encouraged the entire Legion to follow
along and believe in that God or whatever. This decision made
the Little Great Master happy, so that’s why he made
stream-of-conscious mechas for the 3rd Legion?
Then, can’t they also try this?
Of course, there were also people who raised objections.
“Are you dumb? Wen XiaoYun was contaminated by energy
radiation. His head is messed up. That’s why he’d do this kind of
childish, superstitious thing. You really think that with this kind
flattery, you’d gain the favor of the Little Great Master?”
That’s right. Everyone all felt this was too outrageous.
They were all the higher ups of the military! How can they believe
in this outrageous and brainless thing?
It’s not like they were idiots!
It’s not like their intelligence dropped forcibly!
How can they act with such IQ loss?
But…… What if?
What if this mysterious Little Great Master specifically liked
watching them act stupid?!
If they can obtain stream-of-conscious mechas, who doesn't
know how to feign stupidity?
At this time, there were already people getting restless and ready
to try.
Until the 5th day.
Wen XiaoYun appeared once again in front of the public,
alongside his mecha, Wo Si.
Everyone all knew that the mecha, Wo Si, which was created by
the great master Ge LuEn, had been completely destroyed into
pieces after the battle with the Alien Insect Empress. It might
even be impossible to fix it properly.
But now, Wen XiaoYun appeared again bringing Wo Si with him!
Facing the media, Wen XiaoYun said generously: “Many thanks to
the Little Great Master for fixing and upgrading Wo Si for me.
Right now, my Wo Si has officially been upgraded into a
stream-of-conscious mecha, operated purely by psychic powers,
with 100% radiation shielding.”
The entire galactic net exploded!
No one ever expected that the very first standard,
stream-of-conscious mecha to appear would be Wen XiaoYun’s
mecha, Wo Si!
Before that Xiao PoLan 4.0 wasn’t actually a standard mecha.
Instead, it was a mini mecha.
Everyone had been waiting for a standard mecha to appear. They
never thought it would be Wen XiaoYun’s Wo Si.
All of the higher ups of the different Legions were completely
dumbfounded.
“Are you certain that Wen XiaoYun didn’t go anywhere at all and
spent all day at home or in the military grounds?”
“Then when exactly did the Little Great Master help Wen XiaoYun
fix Wo Si?!”
The 3rd Legion had been continuously receiving
stream-of-conscious mechas. This made the higher ups of the
other Legions unable to sit still anymore.
If they imitated Wen XiaoYun and organized their legions to
worship that god or whatever, maybe they can really receive the
Little Great Master’s assistance. They…… were also willing to drop
their IQ!!
Let the Little Great Master think they were not too smart!
Therefore, plenty of influential officials, and higher ups of the
military all imitated Wen XiaoYun. They created Divine Images
and started worshipping them.
Within one night, Zhuang Zhou received Faith from over ten
thousand people. Zhuang Zhou was flabbergasted himself.
He saw the step by step plan that Wen XiaoYun had concocted to
make these people do this kind of brainless thing voluntarily. This
series of manipulations completely stunned him.
This was even more effective than him granting dreams!
“Wen XiaoYun, you…… you’re just too amazing!”
Wen XiaoYun said: “You told me before that you wanted to make
more mechas so more people can revere you. They all want the
mechas. Since they want them, why should we let them have it
for free and let them off easy?”
Zhuang Zhou was so happy, his eyes started curving.
Don’t just look at how few ten thousand people sounded. Inside
these people were plenty with similar positions to Wen XiaoYun!
These kinds of people provided work to many others. The
strength of their Faith was several times more than others!
In other words, don’t just think it’s only ten thousand. The actual
amount of Faith was worth quite a lot!
Wen XiaoYun was really too wonderful!
Wen XiaoYun smiled: “As long as you’re happy.”
“However.” Zhuang Zhou very quickly became frustrated: “With
this many people all at once, I…… my gege will have to work hard
overtime to complete all of their wishes!”
“No need.” Wen XiaoYun said: “Zhou Zhou, do you know about
God on old Earth?”
Zhuang Zhou said: “I know.”
Wen XiaoYun: “On old Earth, a lot of people believed in God. But
did you see God protecting every single person?”
Zhuang Zhou opened his eyes wide: “Oh?”
Wen XiaoYun: “In other words, you don’t need to reject free
Faith. You can accept it first and then see if you…… your gege
wants to complete their wishes. That’ll all depend on mood.”
Zhuang Zhou felt enlightened: “That sounds about right!”
Those who are good people, and those who are hardworking, he’ll
help!
As for the other people…… He didn’t have to say no to free things!
Wen XiaoYun was really too amazing! He didn’t even think about
it this way!
Zhuang Zhou looked at him, then he thought about some
unknown thing, and suddenly asked in a small tiny voice: “Can I
ask you one thing?”
Wen XiaoYun: “Go ahead.”
Zhuang Zhou asked: “You made all of these people……en, believe
in the God of Wealth. Then, then how come you’ve never
worshipped him?”
Having known each other this long, Wen XiaoYun has never
worshipped before.
If he didn’t believe in the existence of God before, that’s fine.
But right now he clearly knew……
Hearing this, Wen XiaoYun fell silent for a moment.
Zhuang Zhou thought he didn’t want to say it. He was just about
to end this topic when he heard Wen XiaoYun say.
“I don’t want to be protected by him. He has to protect all of
these people, but no one protects him.” He said: “I want to
become that person who can protect him.”
impartial God of Wealth anymore……
Chapter 34: I want to become that person
Chen JianXiang was carried off by the military medical team for
emergency treatment.
Because his head was really bleeding too much.
However, unexpectedly, when they placed him on the stretcher,
the stretcher ended up breaking randomly. Chen JianXiang fell
onto the ground once again.
The medical team was all dumbfounded. This stretcher was rather
sturdy and hard. How could it even break? This quality was
enough to withstand a fire without breaking!
"This is really very strange...…"
Thus, after a big long mess, Chen JianXiang was eventually
carried off successfully.
Since it was the military’s medical team, Lieutenant Chen felt
very safe about his son being taken for emergency treatment.
Nevertheless, he still held a slight apprehension in his heart.
"Apologies, Admiral, I don't know what's with my son recently.
He's really been too unlucky. Everyday, if it's not a broken arm,
it's a broken leg. Even while being brought to the emergency
room. I don't even know what's going on...…"
Just like how he was sent to the emergency room last time.
Logically speaking, the school also had a medical facility.
Especially places like the military academy, a medical facility was
even more essential.
However, all of the healing tanks in the school's medical facility
stopped working; it was very strange.
Finally managing to bring his son to the hospital for emergency
treatment, an even stranger thing occurred. No matter which
healing tank his son laid in, it was bound to stop working.
But when other patients laid inside it, it'd instantly be fine!
This kind of strange occurrence even baffled all of the doctors. In
the end, they could only treat him the old fashioned way, using
surgery.
Good thing the medication was very effective. After staying for
two days, he still got better in the end.
However, an injury that could have been treated after laying in
the healing tank for a few hours, his son had to endure pain for
two days for it to get better.
"And it's the same on our way here, the hover car was driving
fine. Before coming, I even specifically inspected to make sure
the hover car was fine. However, we still got into a car
accident...…." Lieutenant Chen had a pained face: "Moreover,
JianXiang and I were both sitting in the same hover car. After the
car accident, I was completely fine while he received a rather
severe injury."
To arrive in the conference room and wait for Admiral Wen was
really not a very easy task!
"Therefore, please do not misunderstand. He's really rather
unlucky." It's not that he didn't want to greet you respectfully!
Panicking inside, Lieutenant Chen was terrified of being
misunderstood.
Wen XiaoYun: "...…."
Hearing this strange and horrifying recount, Wen XiaoYun
strangely felt it sounded a little familiar.
He looked towards Zhuang Zhou.
And then saw the little friend's sympathetic and fearful
expression.
Wen XiaoYun: "...…."
In other words, this was what he thought?
Discovering the glance that Wen XiaoYun shot over, Zhuang Zhou
stood on tiptoes and said quietly into his ear: "That person...
insulted the God of Wealth!"
Wen XiaoYun thought to himself: Sure enough.
Zhuang Zhou patted his own little chest in trepidation and
mumbled quietly: "You should remember not to insult him in the
future."
Wen XiaoYun rubbed him on the head: "Why would I."
It's not like he can even bear insulting him.
"En En." Zhuang Zhou also touched his own head once and
muttered: "So tragic, even I'm afraid of insulting myself now....."
Wen XiaoYun: "???"
Lieutenant Chen was a bit apprehensive: "Admiral, then uh, when
my son's injury gets better. I'll..... bring him to see you again?"
Wen XiaoYun remembered that Lieutenant Chen had mentioned
this quite frequently before, saying that his son's psychical
qualities and psychic powers were both S level, and how his
grades were very outstanding after being admitted into the
military academy.
Wen XiaoYun naturally didn't want to miss this good sapling.
Therefore, he had allowed Lieutenant Chen to bring him over for
a look. If he really was outstanding, with good moral qualities,
naturally Wen XiaoYun would have agreed.
However, now that he heard Zhou Zhou say, this person had
insulted the God of Wealth before.
Wen XiaoYun's expression was dull: "After your son gets better,
we'll talk."
En, it's just that... it might be very hard for him to become
completely better.
Thinking that Wen XiaoYun had agreed, Lieutenant Chen thanked
him delightedly.
For the following half a month, Chen JianXiang returned to how
he was previously. If not on the road to the emergency room, he
was in the middle of having an accident.
In a short half a month, his entire person became haggard and
withered.
Chen JianXiang even developed a conditioned reflex. When a
certain danger is imminent, he can even reflexively block or
evade once.
His speed was so fast, it made everyones’ jaws drop in
astonishment.
If this were before, Chen JianXiang would have definitely started
to boast complacently about how talented he was and how having
this kind of ability was because of his excellence.
But right now.
Chen JianXiang was completely numb. What can he say? He's
already been to the emergency room too many times that he
gained a defensive instinct? He can guarantee, this defense was
only temporary.
The danger will never stop. It just hasn't arrived yet.
Sure enough, the next second, he who had successfully defended
against the first wave of danger, fell to the ground once again!
Hearing the emergency noises around him, Chen JianXiang
suddenly had a feeling like 'Wouldn't it be better if they failed to
save him? How long would this kind of life continue otherwise?'
He didn't even go to the military academy anymore. Because
every time he went, some strange accident would always happen.
Therefore, the academy allowed him to return home to rest.
Resting at home was also not safe. In the end, he directly moved
to live in the hospital.
Chen JianXiang's unfortunate history completely became
infamous. Now whenever Lieutenant Chen walked around,
someone always asked: Is your son okay right now?
At this time, Lieutenant Chen would always smile bitterly and
then answer: "He's in the hospital right now. He didn't even
discharge for an hour, and he went right back in again."
Thus, he simply ended up living there permanently.
Everyone: "...…"
This was really.
Too strange.
Lieutenant Chen conducted himself pretty well in the 3rd Legion.
One was because he had a pretty good temper, and wouldn't use
his position to bully subordinates. Second was because he came
from a pretty good family. If any soldiers in the military
encountered any issues, he'd always lend help when he could.
The only special privilege he used was bringing his son to see
Wen XiaoYun and wanting to bring his son into the 3rd Legion as
well.
Thus, because of this, a lot of people within the legion also
respected him a lot. Seeing his son so pitiful, they started giving
him suggestions.
"Hey um, Lieutenant Chen, do you believe in God?"
Lieutenant Chen was somewhat confused: "Believe in what God?"
"It's just, don't you think your son's misfortune is a bit... odd?"
Lieutenant Cheng sighed: "It's probably because he's unlucky.”
“If it’s related to luck, then more reason to make an offering to
god!”
The person making the suggestion swore solemnly: “You probably
read our 3rd Legion’s group messages very rarely right? I suggest
you take a look when you have the time!”
Lieutenant Chen was somewhat hooked by what he said and
opened his comm to take a look at the group chat. After that, he
became dumbfounded. He couldn’t understand the direction of
the conversation at all!
“Don’t you think after the elite little squad and crew of the
battleship Wyvern returned from the garbage planet, they’ve
changed somewhat?”
“Not just somewhat. I don’t even fcking recognize them! These
people act all superstitious everyday, saying that worshipping
some God of Wealth will bring you good luck. There’s incense
burning nonstop everyday.”
“Is this God of Wealth the same person wearing the intergalactic
coin mask that we all dreamt about the night the Admiral
returned?”
“Should be? Didn’t they say: worship them, and we can get rich?”
“Hahaha to tell the truth, yesterday when old Liu told me about
this, I worshipped with an experimental mentality. When I made
the offering, I was hoping the Admiral could see how outstanding
I am~ So what happened today was that the Admiral suddenly
gave our 2nd squad a surprise inspection and saw my scores. He
even praised me!”
“Damn, I was even thinking about how strange that surprise
inspection was today. Usually it’s the lieutenants who are in
charge of inspections. Even the vice-admiral didn’t deal with this,
why would the Admiral suddenly appear to inspect personally.”
“Really? That’s why I thought it was rather miraculous! I plan to
make another experimental offering tonight!”
“Let me tell you guys something. A few days ago, I made a bet
with Whitey. If this god was so effective, then let us escape our
lives as bachelors! Then…… perhaps I had held a skeptical
attitude the entire time and didn’t really believe fully; meanwhile
Whitey had worshiped extremely sincerely. Today he really did
get together with someone o(╥﹏╥)o. The girl that he had a
secret crush on also happened to like him. They got together
immediately! Enough talk, I’m going to worship the God of
Wealth right now.”
“......”
“......”
“......”
“Wait a second! What the heck is this? Didn’t you say this was the
God of Wealth? Worshipping him can make you rich, right? How
come you can even get a girl?”
“Who knows. Perhaps it’ll bring you good luck. With good luck,
not only can you get rich, you can also get together with
someone?”
These words received everyone’s approval. Therefore, more and
more people started to share their experiences inside the chat
group.
Some people really did receive good fortune. However, there
were also some people who remained the same as before after
worshipping, no good luck at all. Even their lives didn’t change
that much.
However, Lieutenant Chen noticed that those who didn’t receive
good fortune would always hold a disbelieving attitude while
speaking in the group chat.
While those soldiers who gained good fortunes were also
extremely hardworking, well mannered people normally.
Therefore, after receiving a little bit of good luck, they
immediately soared into the sky.
The more Lieutenant Chen read, the more shocked he became.
He also felt a slight uncertainty inside.
Was it really this miraculous?
His son, JianXiang, was really too unlucky right now. Can he
really change his fortunes after worshipping this god?
With this kind of misgivings, Lieutenant Chen asked several other
people. Verifying that the good fortunes were very likely true, he
started to feel a slight anticipation.
That very night, he started praying.
The 2nd morning after waking up, he ran over to the hospital to
see his son, wanting to see if he got less unlucky.
However, there didn’t seem to be much result.
Lieutenant Chen was somewhat disappointed. Was it really just
lies?
Other members of the 3rd Legion gave Lieutenant Chen advice
again.
“Lieutenant, how about you tell your son to make an offering
himself? All of us usually pray for good fortune for ourselves.”
Therefore, Lieutenant Chen went to the hospital to speak to his
son about this matter.
Chen JianXian had a face of incredulousness: “Dad, why would
you believe in this kind of thing?”
Lieutenant Chen said seriously: “Most of the people in the 3rd
Legion believe it.”
Chen JianXiang couldn’t even believe it: “Admiral Wen believes it
also? Dad! Clearly the one with a head injury is me, not you.
What time period is it now? Why would you still believe in this
kind of thing!”
Lieutenant Chen sighed, saying: “If you weren’t this tragic, I
wouldn’t believe in this kind of thing either.”
Chen JianXiang: “......”
Chen JianXiang had nothing to say.
Lieutenant Chen: “Do as I say. Later when you get out of bed,
make a proper offering to this god. I brought over a Divine Image
for you.”
Saying this, he pulled out a Divine Image from his
interdimensional space button.
This Divine Image was created from the giant revered statue on
battleship Wyvern.
Previously, when they were still on the garbage planet, Wen
XiaoYun had personally ordered the construction of that Divine
Image so Zhuang Zhou could gain even more Faith. He placed it
on the battleship Wyvern so everyone could worship it.
Although it didn’t look like Zhuang Zhou, it was used to invite the
God of Wealth. Zhuang Zhou acknowledged this Divine Image,
thus all of the offerings belonged to him.
Just like on Earth, every city and every individual would have
different images of Gods in their hearts. In different places of a
nation, in different shrines, the same God being worshipped can
also look different.
For example, in this place the God of Wealth can look rather
elderly. Another place may worship the God of Wealth with
another appearance.
However, it didn’t matter how the God of Wealth looked, as long
as people knew which God of Wealth they were worshipping, their
Faith would belong to that God.
Meanwhile in this intergalactic era…… Zhuang Zhou was the only
God of Wealth. It’s even less likely for Faith to fly off to some
other God.
Lieutenant Chen meticulously instructed his son the details,
telling him that he needed to worship first before discharging
from the hospital.
Seeing the Divine Image placed next to his hospital bed, Chen
JianXiang was very speechless.
There’s no way he’d worship this. It’s not like his head was
messed up!
-
Zhuang Zhou was renovating his shop.
Ever since he discovered that the reputation of the “Little Great
Master” also contributed to the Faith he received, he’s been
preparing to utilize this reputation properly.
Seeing him working so seriously, Wen XiaoYun reminded him:
“Remember to rest early.”
Zhuang Zhou nodded his head: “En en.”
Seeing him focusing on his computer the entire time, Wen
XiaoYun can only say: “Then goodnight?”
“Good night!”
Wen XiaoYun left. The room immediately quieted down.
Zhuang Zhou decorated his shop for a moment. Then he suddenly
raised his head again and looked at the closed door with faintly
furrowed brows.
Ever since arriving in Wen XiaoYun’s home, they’ve never slept
together again.
Did Wen XiaoYun not want to sleep with him anymore now that
he wasn’t going into the other’s dreams?
Zhuang Zhou looked at the computer in his hand, pondered for a
moment, and then closed it. Picking up his Divine Image, he went
out of the room.
He ran all the way to the entrance of Wen XiaoYun’s room and
knocked.
The door opened very quickly, revealing Wen XiaoYun’s
somewhat surprised expression: “Zhou Zhou?”
With a lowered head and reddened ears, Zhuang Zhou said
quietly: “My gege…… doesn’t want to sleep with me.”
Wen XiaoYun looked at the little lowered head before him and
said in a somewhat hoarse voice: “Then does he want to sleep
with me?”
Zhuang Zhou nodded his head softly then raised his eyes slightly,
wanting to peek at Wen XiaoYun’s expression. Unexpectedly, his
head raise made him meet Wen XiaoYun’s gaze directly.
Zhuang Zhou’s face turned redder. After that, he stuffed the
Divine Image into Wen XiaoYun’s arms, turned around, and ran
off.
“Troubling you!”
Wen XiaoYun looked at the Divine Image in his hands, a smile
growing in his eyes.
He closed the door properly and placed the Divine Image next to
his pillow, then went to wash up.
After washing up, he laid down, looked at the Divine Image next
to him, and said quietly: “Good night.”
In the middle of the night, all creatures were silent. Wen XiaoYun
seemed to have already fallen into a deep sleep.
The Divine Image’s eyes suddenly moved slightly and blinked
somewhat embarrassingly. Then it scooted little by little into the
blankets, scooting very close to Wen XiaoYun, close enough to
smell his breaths before finally stopping and peacefully closing its
eyes.
However, Zhuang Zhou didn’t actually go to sleep. He felt a
strange offering. He has never seen Faith mixed with such
misfortune before. It came flying at him directly, giving him quite
the scare. Thus, he followed the origin of this Faith and headed
over.
He arrived in a hospital and entered one of his separate bodies.
On the roof of the hospital.
A young man with a bruised face and swollen nose, a limp to a
leg, and arms wrapped in bandages was currently kneeling on the
ground, enduring the ravaged condition of his body. One of his
hands held three incense as he prayed extremely devotedly about
something.
Zhuang Zhou: “Huh?!”
Wasn’t this that Chen JianXiang?
No wonder the Faith would carry such misfortune.
How come he started worshipping him as well? Didn’t he call him
a monster?!
Chen JianXiang didn’t know that his actions were seen clearly by
Zhuang Zhou from inside the Divine Image.
He piously placed the incense stick in place and prayed he
wouldn’t be so misfortunate tomorrow anymore. At least let him
see Wen Xiaoyun first so he can display his innate talents to
Admiral Wen……
After worshipping, he put away everything and went downstairs
to his hospital room.
Missing a step, he immediately rolled down the stairs.
Before he fell unconscious, Chen JianXiang looked at the robotic
nurse rushing towards him, tears finally started rolling out of his
eyes.
He’s really too miserable ahhhhh!
Then he fainted.
Dazed and befuddled, Chen JianXiang felt he might have been
having a dream.
Inside the dream, he met that monster who wore the intergalactic
coin mask again.
However, the mentally and physically exhausted him already had
no energy or spirit to fight with the other.
He only asked the other coldly: “You are invading my
subconscious again?”
Zhuang Zhou said innocently: “You’re the one who called me
here.”
Chen JianXiang replied immediately: “Impossible! Why would I
call a monster to invade my subconscious!”
Zhuang Zhou raised a hand. An honored Divine Image suddenly
appeared in his hand.
Seeing this Divine Image, Chen JianXiang’s expression changed:
“Why would you……”
Zhuang Zhou said: “This is me! I’m this God of Wealth. You
worshipped me, asking me to give you good luck. I heard you.”
As Chen JianXiang said ‘impossible’, he thought of something.
When did he start becoming unlucky?
When this coin-wearing, masked man invaded his subconscious
for the first time!
After he woke up, he started to encounter misfortune nonstop!
Sure enough, the masked man spoke and said: “You insulted God
so misfortune found you. That’s why you’ve been so unlucky
recently.”
Chen JianXiang: “So you were cursing me!”
As Zhuang Zhou talked, he walked around Chen JianXiang,
mumbling to himself: “Your head seems okay?”
Chen JianXiang was furious: “What do you mean by this?”
Zhuang Zhou said: “The reason you’re so unlucky is clearly
because misfortune found you personally. Think about it carefully.
Every time you got unlucky, did you encounter misfortune
yourself or did someone else cause you to be misfortunate?”
Chen JianXiang didn’t speak anymore.
Because it really was himself being unlucky.
It was because of this that the more he thought about this, the
more panicked he became; the more he felt like this shouldn’t be
possible!
“I don’t believe…… how can there be some God in this world…… I
don’t believe it! This must all be fake!”
Zhuang Zhou watched him trying to deceive himself and sighed
very wisely: “Ai… young man, not listening to good advice, the
only one that will suffer is you.”
Before he left, Zhuang Zhou said: “If you want to change your
misfortune right now, better do some good things. The more
good things you do, the less unlucky you’ll be. Believe it or not,
it’s up to you.”
Saying this, he left directly.
Like how he had arrived, silently and without a sound.
-
The next day, after waking up, Wen XiaoYun discovered the
Divine Image in his arms.
He smiled briefly and picked up the Divine Image, saying:
“Morning.”
After washing up and leaving the room, he just happened to
bump into Zhuang Zhou. The youth’s face was all red as he
looked at Wen XiaoYun with a slightly evasive gaze.
Wen XiaoYun asked: “Did you sleep well?”
Zhuang Zhou said: “En…… pretty good.”
Wen XiaoYun: “You gave your gege to me. Wouldn’t you have
trouble sleeping alone?”
Zhuang Zhou’s face turned redder: “Probably, probably not……”
He had secretly returned to the Divine Image to sleep!
Wen XiaoYun also pretended he didn’t know that Zhuang Zhou
returned to sleep in the Divine Image: “That’s good then. Then
I’m going to work now. Do you want to come with me?”
Zhuang Zhou said skeptically: “Aren’t you going to the military
today? Yesterday you said they’re going to reward you for your
battle contributions.”
“En.” The smile in Wen XiaoYun’s eyes dimmed as he said: “I
don’t want to go.”
Zhuang Zhou was stunned briefly: Was Wen XiaoYun…… pouting?
Zhuang Zhou felt a bit amused inside and laughed secretly before
comforting him: “It’s okay, it’s okay. You’ll come back very
quickly! I’ll wait for you at home!”
‘Wait for you at home’ seemed to be a very magical phrase.
Wen XiaoYun has never felt anything special about these words
before.
However, hearing it now, it seemed capable of setting his heart
on fire, making his heart burn for one person.
For once, Wen XiaoYun carried a slight feeling of unwillingness to
leave home as he left for the military.
The military.
Wen XiaoYun just entered the conference room when he received
many burning gazes.
“Admiral Wen, long time no see. How’s your health recently?”
“Wen-xiong, on the day of your return, I wanted to go and
welcome you at the airfield. Unexpectedly, I was entangled in
something and unable to leave, therefore I couldn’t go. You would
blame me right?”
“Dear old Wen, come come, sit now over here. Tell me about that
battle you had with the Alien Insect Empress. I’m super curious!”
Wen XiaoYun halted, his gaze swept calmly over everyone in the
conference room, landing at last on Grand Admiral Huo. He
directly walked to Grand Admiral Huo and sat down next to him.
With a smile, Grand Admiral Huo sent him a message.
[Grand Admiral Huo: Ever since they learned it’s very likely your
3rd Legion know that “Little Great Master”, these people have
been wanting to curry favor with you.]
[Grand Admiral Huo: What’s hilarious is that before the Mecha
Tournament, they were all busy discussing if you still had the
qualifications to stay sitting in the position of commander of the
3rd Legion.]
Wen XiaoYun didn’t immedaitely reply.
As a matter of fact, today’s business was to confer to him a new
medal for his outstanding military service.
He has already returned to the Capital Planet for half a month,
but his contribution for killing the Insect Empress had been
suppressed all this time, delayed again and again.
Until now. After learning that the 3rd Legion had a relationship
with that Little Great Master, who can create stream-of-conscious
mechas, as well as mechas that had 100% radiation shielding,
those people, who were eagerly hoping to pull him off stage,
immediately stopped talking. His suppressed battle contribution
was also released.
Wen XiaoYun was no stranger to such quick changes.
And this outcome was all given to him by Zhou Zhou.
Sure enough, as soon as he sat down, people from the other
legions immediately started asking Wen XiaoYun questions
regarding the “Little Grand Master”.
Wen XiaoYun said coolly: “This great master doesn't like being
disturbed. I really don’t know where he lives. He only appears
when he wants to see me.”
Hearing this, everyone didn't quite believe it: “Admiral Wen, are
you not willing to tell us? The existence of stream-of-conscious
mechas is already a reality. And it even appeared in our Empire.
A mecha reform will definitely occur. Since it’s like this, we
definitely have to start increasing our Empire’s defenses starting
from the military. It isn’t very good…… for you to be hiding this
great master?
Wen XiaoYun said: “The present is not like the past. Right now
my psychic powers have been contaminated by energy radiation.
Do you guys really believe I still have the ability to hide this great
master?”
He smiled: “Even if I wanted to, would the great master agree?”
Hearing this, the crowd all had their individual thoughts.
It’s not like what Wen XiaoYun said was wrong. Since this great
master was so impressive, if he wanted to become famous, it
would be a cinch.
Then most likely, he really did want to be low profile.
The crowd thought briefly and then changed their tactic: “Admiral
Wen, since you say he’d contact you when he wanted to appear,
why contact you? Do you know what this great master likes?”
Wen XiaoYun immediately said: “No, how can I know.
Impossible.”
After saying this, Wen XiaoYun refused to continue this topic.
The crowd exchanged looks amongst each other, feeling even
more so that Wen XiaoYun definitely knew something.
Therefore, after the meeting finished, Wen XiaoYun picked up his
new medal, bid farewell to Grand Admiral Huo, and left in a
hurry.
Meanwhile, the people of the other Legions all secretly arranged
manpower to quietly observe Wen XiaoYun’s every move and
action.
Every Legion had their own spies buried deeply inside other
Legions. Because there were too many personnel in the military,
it’s impossible to clearly investigate every person’s background.
The 3rd Legion similarly had spies from other Legions.
Very quickly, the other Legions received reports sent by their own
spies.
--Wen XiaoYun went to work and headed home on a fixed
schedule everyday. He didn’t see anyone in between. There
haven't been any strange people entering the Legion either. Nor
has anyone suspected of being the “Little Great Master”
appeared.
If there was anything strange about the 3rd Legion, it’s just that
Wen XiaoYun built another strange statue yesterday and placed it
in the 3rd Legion.
The other Legions read this information and all sunk into deep
confusion: “What exactly was Wen XiaoYun doing? Did he really
not have the contact information of the Little Great Master? Then
why would the Little Great Master find him actively?”
After a deeper investigation, the other Legions all vaguely
discovered something strange.
Wen XiaoYun actually allowed the soldiers of his 3rd Legion to
worship that statue everyday!
The 3rd Legion’s people acted all superstitious everyday, just like
they had been brainwashed by some pagan cult. If it weren’t for
the fact that they still went to classes about military mannerism
and nationalism, instead of discontinuing them, everyone would
have suspected that the 3rd Legion had already become a
misguided cult.
Last, the other legions received the biggest piece of information:
The statue that the 3rd Legion worshipped, wasn’t a statue. It
was a Divine Image. It’s rumoured that this was the “Little Great
Master”’s belief!
Everyone suddenly understood. So Wen XiaoYun had gained the
Little Great Master’s favor through this kind of flattery?
The Little Great Master believed in that God or whatever.
Therefore, Wen XiaoYun encouraged the entire Legion to follow
along and believe in that God or whatever. This decision made
the Little Great Master happy, so that’s why he made
stream-of-conscious mechas for the 3rd Legion?
Then, can’t they also try this?
Of course, there were also people who raised objections.
“Are you dumb? Wen XiaoYun was contaminated by energy
radiation. His head is messed up. That’s why he’d do this kind of
childish, superstitious thing. You really think that with this kind
flattery, you’d gain the favor of the Little Great Master?”
That’s right. Everyone all felt this was too outrageous.
They were all the higher ups of the military! How can they believe
in this outrageous and brainless thing?
It’s not like they were idiots!
It’s not like their intelligence dropped forcibly!
How can they act with such IQ loss?
But…… What if?
What if this mysterious Little Great Master specifically liked
watching them act stupid?!
If they can obtain stream-of-conscious mechas, who doesn't
know how to feign stupidity?
At this time, there were already people getting restless and ready
to try.
Until the 5th day.
Wen XiaoYun appeared once again in front of the public,
alongside his mecha, Wo Si.
Everyone all knew that the mecha, Wo Si, which was created by
the great master Ge LuEn, had been completely destroyed into
pieces after the battle with the Alien Insect Empress. It might
even be impossible to fix it properly.
But now, Wen XiaoYun appeared again bringing Wo Si with him!
Facing the media, Wen XiaoYun said generously: “Many thanks to
the Little Great Master for fixing and upgrading Wo Si for me.
Right now, my Wo Si has officially been upgraded into a
stream-of-conscious mecha, operated purely by psychic powers,
with 100% radiation shielding.”
The entire galactic net exploded!
No one ever expected that the very first standard,
stream-of-conscious mecha to appear would be Wen XiaoYun’s
mecha, Wo Si!
Before that Xiao PoLan 4.0 wasn’t actually a standard mecha.
Instead, it was a mini mecha.
Everyone had been waiting for a standard mecha to appear. They
never thought it would be Wen XiaoYun’s Wo Si.
All of the higher ups of the different Legions were completely
dumbfounded.
“Are you certain that Wen XiaoYun didn’t go anywhere at all and
spent all day at home or in the military grounds?”
“Then when exactly did the Little Great Master help Wen XiaoYun
fix Wo Si?!”
The 3rd Legion had been continuously receiving
stream-of-conscious mechas. This made the higher ups of the
other Legions unable to sit still anymore.
If they imitated Wen XiaoYun and organized their legions to
worship that god or whatever, maybe they can really receive the
Little Great Master’s assistance. They…… were also willing to drop
their IQ!!
Let the Little Great Master think they were not too smart!
Therefore, plenty of influential officials, and higher ups of the
military all imitated Wen XiaoYun. They created Divine Images
and started worshipping them.
Within one night, Zhuang Zhou received Faith from over ten
thousand people. Zhuang Zhou was flabbergasted himself.
He saw the step by step plan that Wen XiaoYun had concocted to
make these people do this kind of brainless thing voluntarily. This
series of manipulations completely stunned him.
This was even more effective than him granting dreams!
“Wen XiaoYun, you…… you’re just too amazing!”
Wen XiaoYun said: “You told me before that you wanted to make
more mechas so more people can revere you. They all want the
mechas. Since they want them, why should we let them have it
for free and let them off easy?”
Zhuang Zhou was so happy, his eyes started curving.
Don’t just look at how few ten thousand people sounded. Inside
these people were plenty with similar positions to Wen XiaoYun!
These kinds of people provided work to many others. The
strength of their Faith was several times more than others!
In other words, don’t just think it’s only ten thousand. The actual
amount of Faith was worth quite a lot!
Wen XiaoYun was really too wonderful!
Wen XiaoYun smiled: “As long as you’re happy.”
“However.” Zhuang Zhou very quickly became frustrated: “With
this many people all at once, I…… my gege will have to work hard
overtime to complete all of their wishes!”
“No need.” Wen XiaoYun said: “Zhou Zhou, do you know about
God on old Earth?”
Zhuang Zhou said: “I know.”
Wen XiaoYun: “On old Earth, a lot of people believed in God. But
did you see God protecting every single person?”
Zhuang Zhou opened his eyes wide: “Oh?”
Wen XiaoYun: “In other words, you don’t need to reject free
Faith. You can accept it first and then see if you…… your gege
wants to complete their wishes. That’ll all depend on mood.”
Zhuang Zhou felt enlightened: “That sounds about right!”
Those who are good people, and those who are hardworking, he’ll
help!
As for the other people…… He didn’t have to say no to free things!
Wen XiaoYun was really too amazing! He didn’t even think about
it this way!
Zhuang Zhou looked at him, then he thought about some
unknown thing, and suddenly asked in a small tiny voice: “Can I
ask you one thing?”
Wen XiaoYun: “Go ahead.”
Zhuang Zhou asked: “You made all of these people……en, believe
in the God of Wealth. Then, then how come you’ve never
worshipped him?”
Having known each other this long, Wen XiaoYun has never
worshipped before.
If he didn’t believe in the existence of God before, that’s fine.
But right now he clearly knew……
Hearing this, Wen XiaoYun fell silent for a moment.
Zhuang Zhou thought he didn’t want to say it. He was just about
to end this topic when he heard Wen XiaoYun say.
“I don’t want to be protected by him. He has to protect all of
these people, but no one protects him.” He said: “I want to
become that person who can protect him.”
impartial God of Wealth anymore……
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