You Of All People

King: So how do you court your Wife?

Liam: I do everything my Wife tells me to.

MANWHORE(HW): Now watch me whip, Watch me nae nae, Now watch me whip whip,

Watch me nae nae

Liam: Shut up Solo Player

MANWHORE(HW): T-T

Adam and Dominique: Don't mind us. *eats popcorn

Neil: Hmmm I give her flowers whenever I pick her up from work

Liam: Oh that sort of thing. Yep Bruh, do that. They love all the cliché, girly and mushy stuff. One time, I gave her the chocolates she mentioned in the passing, wooh boy it was so hard to find, she was so happy. She did everything I want, even in you know.... hehehehehe

King: Noted.

King: Wait let me get some paper and pen to write that down. Brb

Adam: Wow. He really wasn't joking.

Dominique: You've changed.

King: Done. Go on.

Neil: How about surprising her? Take her to her favorite place? Or somewhere she's been wanting to go to? I also did this on our anniversary. It works wonders Bro.

Liam: Oh oh How about take her to those workshops. Cooking lessons? Dance lessons? Martial arts lessons? Do it together!

Neil: How about go on hiking! Be adventurous! I always wanted to take my wife. Profess my love above the clouds. But I can't. We're too worried to leave the kids :(

Liam: FOOD BRUH! They said the way to a woman's heart was through their stomach!

Dominique: Hmmm how come I remember that differently...

Neil: Write her a love letter! She'll appreciate it especially the handwritten ones. Or you could like leave little sticky notes everywhere, remember it needs to be the colorful ones. Write on it some small message but don't half a.s.s it.

Liam: Oh oh one time I did those balloon stuffs. I've attached a banner on it with my message then hid it in my trunk. Then I opened my trunk and surprised my wife with it for Valentine's Day.

Neil: Take her to the movies! The romantic ones! Avoid Horror at all cost! It has to be mushy hmmm hmmm

Liam: Take her to the amus.e.m.e.nt park! She'll love it. Then ride all of it. You can since you're rich.

Neil: Take her to a concert of an artist she love.

MANWHORE(HW): Condolence

Neil: Go out shopping with her.

Adam: Even for me that's too bland Dude

Neil: What? You have a better idea? Besides my wife loves it. Do you have a wife? *smirks

Adam:.....

Liam: Cook for her!

Dominique: Now you're just rephrasing what you said earlier. You're running out of ideas

Neil: Hmmmmmmmm I think that's all of it King:....

Liam: We're sorry King but I do hope you do all of this. Guaranteed she'll be head over hills.

King: How come Alfred's ideas were more epic and grander than all of your ideas?

Neil: No comment

Liam: What? Really? Sharing is caring. Tell me about it Dude I'll do that to my wife. Then she'll listen to me more hehehehe

Dominique: Wow even the Butler can one up you guys. Tsk tsk

MANWHORE(HW): Why not ask Google-Sensei?

Neil, Dominique, Liam and King: Eh?!!!!!

Adam: Wow for once something proper and great came out of that mouth of yours. *claps slowly

MANWHORE(HW): Just search it dude. There was that time I did that and it saved my life.

Liam: How so?

MANWHORE(HW): One time I had this crazy one night stand with a woman. But the next day her police husband was hunting me down. Police Dude! Almost got me if it weren't for Google-Sensei.

Neil: You're a lost cause