You Of All People

"Hey King! There's something different about you. Hmmmm" pondered Hardin.

"I'm really amazed on how fast you recovered" Neil laughed.

"Hyperactive kid that never grew up" remarked Adam.

"Face as thick as a wall" added Dominique.

"Idiot" said Liam.

"Guys that's not the point! We're not praising me here!" gloated Hardin as he scrutinized King.

"Hmmmmm"

"Where are you King?" Hardin carefully inquired.

"I'm home" King replied blandly.

"Hmmmm" Hardin narrowed his eyes.

"Isn't it because he found himself a woman?" answered Neil.

"No, that's not it. King how come your ceiling looks different? Are you really home?" asked Hardin.

"Now that you mentioned it. Yeah it looks different" chimed Dominique.

"Why the f.u.c.k does the two of you knows what his ceiling looks like?" criticized Adam.

"...." King.

"Of course I know what it looks like. I always crashed at King's place whenever I was too lazy to go home" said Hardin as a matter of fact.

"So you squatted in my Penthouse? Did Alfred gave you my pass code?" asked King menacingly.

"Last time we went drinking, you were so drunk we had to take turns to give you piggyback rides. You told us your pass code. And you weren't always there anyways. You're the only person I know that builds his own bedroom inside his office. Besides, your place was close to my hunting grounds" said Hardin enthusiastically.

"Wow" Liam said in deadpan.

"..." King.

"Hey I'm innocent. I don't go there! I just remembered your pass code and your ceiling" surrendered Dominique sensing the dire situation. He quickly washed his hands off of the issue and steered clear from the idiot that's been digging another grave.

"Don't tell me you've been bringing girls at his place?" mocked Adam.

"....." Neil.

"....." King.

"Hell no dude! You disgust me!" said Hardin in disdain.

"..." Adam was rendered speechless.

"I really don't. I only sleep there. I do my deeds at hotels. You think I'll do that to my friend's place! Stop framing me! But going back, where are you King?" lamented Hardin.

"I'm at my new home" replied King bluntly.

All of them collectively gasped.

"See? I'm right" boasted Hardin

"Wow" said Liam.

"Instincts like a hunting dog!" Dominique complemented.

"Hahahah" Neil, Adam and King laughed at the same time.

Their bantering was suddenly interrupted.

"Honey!!!!!!" Violet mischievously bolted from the door then swiftly pounced on the unassuming King. Toppling him off the bed. King let go of his phone to catch her. Violet fell on top of him, both of them sprawled on the floor.

"WHO THE F.U.C.K IS THAT!" shrieked Hardin while shaking his phone so hard wishing he could crossover using his phone.

"WH-WHO WAS THAT!!" exclaimed Neil, Adam and Liam at the same time.

"SHOW US HER FACE!" shouted Dominique.

"KING HAVE BEEN JUMPED! KYAAAA!" Hardin continued his ear-piercing shriek.

Everything happened so fast, they weren't able to get a glimpse of the woman's face. All they saw was a silhouette flashing by then they heard King hitting the floor.

"Hello Darling" King grinned at Violet who was sitting on top of him. With his right hand he reached out to towards her. Then he tucked some stands framing her face to the back of her right ear. Afterwards they laughed at each other's cringey nicknames. Violet got dazed from his mesmerizing laugh. Unbeknownst to the newlyweds, their conversation were heard over the phone causing the rest of the guys to be traumatized from hearing the Eternal Iceberg flirt with someone. To the newlyweds it was their usual poking fun at each other but for the others, they interpreted it as flirting of a couple so in love towards the other. Before they could interrogate for more information, King reached out then switched off his phone.

"What happened to our Sugar Daddy?! First the courting questions, then a new home and now a woman that jumped him?!" exclaimed Hardin wishing he could have all his questions answered.