You’re Causing Chaos Again

[Live Match][Match Discussion] Win the Championship, TMM!!

1st Comment: Although there’s already a dedicated thread, I wanted to start a thread for blessings and chit-chat. Brothers and sisters who want to discuss the match seriously can go to the dedicated thread. Here’s the link → →[Live Match][Match Discussion] Global Finals: TMM vs. BW Special Thread [hot]

By entering this thread, you are automatically classified as “Snacks.” If you’re here to cause trouble, please leave early. Thanks for your cooperation.

2nd Comment: Front row!

3rd Comment: Let’s keep the trophy at home!!!

4th Comment: Not a snack ←_← But my dog’s team is already out. I hope TMM wins and keeps the trophy at home!

5th Comment: This game, win or lose, has got my heart racing. Sweeties, give it your all! If they can’t win this last round, I’ll turn into an online ranter and go after their official account.

6th Comment: BW is strong, and even if we lose, it’s still an honorable defeat.

7th Comment: Are you crazy, the guy from above? The last round hasn’t even started, and you’re cursing like that. What the heck?

8th Comment: The 7th Comment’s statement involved a personal attack and has been collapsed by the administrator. Please be sure to follow the forum posting rules and national laws and regulations when posting.

9th Comment: I’m nervous, but if I look at it without bias, both sides are doing well. It’s a battle of experts, and the outcome depends on a hair’s breadth. May the heavens bless us.

10th Comment: Regardless of the outcome, it’s already great to have made it this far. BW is full of veterans, and TMM has two newcomers. To be honest, I didn’t have high hopes at the beginning, but the results have been surprisingly good. They’re a shining light in our region. [/doghead]

11th Comment: TMM’s boss is really good at discovering talent.

12th Comment: To 11th Comment, I heard Luan jiang and Tian jiang were both brought in by Kong Shen. [/doghead]

13th Comment: Kong can become a madam after retiring in the future.

14th Comment: I haven’t paid much attention to TMM, but I’m from a different team’s fanbase. Just dropping by to wish them luck. By the way, are the foreign players reliable? In the pre-match interview, didn’t they say that their favorite player was Frank from BW?

15th Comment: Go, TMM!

16th Comment: There’s more to what 14th Comment said.

17th Comment: Fewer foreign players this time? Don’t casually make insulting comments about the players.

18th Comment: I’ve been studying abroad here for two years, but I’m going back anyway. But I’m curious about when Ding Jiang will recover from his injury and when he can come back to play.

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76th Comment: The break is over, they’re here!

77th Comment: They look in good shape. Let’s go!

78th Comment: Unbelievable, the live camera suddenly zoomed in on their faces, and Kong Shen was adjusting Luanzi’s collar. After that, he even touched his face. It’s like watching an old married couple = =…

79th Comment: Is the rumor about TXL true?

80th Comment: They neither confirmed nor denied it, and a while ago, they played on their alternate accounts during a livestream. After the stream ended, I searched for Kong ge’s alternate account, and the signature was “One Heart, No Distractions.” Tsk tsk.

81st Comment: Huh? Isn’t this thread for discussing the match? Why are we suddenly talking about this?

82nd Comment: Whether they’re a same-sex couple or not doesn’t matter to me. It doesn’t affect me. What matters is that they play the game well.

83rd Comment: Seconding the comment above.

84th Comment: What’s with all the commentary? Quickly let the brothers pick their characters and start the game! I’m anxious, I’m anxious, I’m anxious. Whether it’s life or death, just give me some action!!!

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107th Comment: Here we go, the match has started! Ban & Pick time!

108th Comment: Is there anyone who can’t watch the livestream? Let me give you a quick summary of the situation on the field. Take a look below ↓↓↓

On the BW side, they picked Juggernaut, Enchantress, Holy Priest, and Destroyer. They didn’t ban White Wolf, and Luanzi still picked White Wolf. Kong Ge chose Alchemist, Nightmare went with Ice Sorcerer, and Sunday picked Paladin.

109th Comment: …

110th Comment: Let’s pray.

111th Comment: They didn’t ban White Wolf because there’s no need to. Although Luanzi ge is usually amazing with White Wolf, the current version makes it weak. Besides, Juggernaut counters White Wolf…

112th Comment: Maybe they have some hidden tricks up their sleeves, hhhh.

113th Comment: It’s actually not that bad = =. Alchemist can counteract White Wolf’s delayed damage debuff if used properly. This is the prayer thread, so let’s pray in peace. Stop making gloomy analyses.

114th Comment: Ice Sorcerer’s damage also includes control effects. They all complement White Wolf, right? Brothers, can we protect Little White Wolf together?

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132nd Comment: The first team fight happened, and it feels pretty average.

133rd Comment: Right now, the advantage seems to be on BW’s side. It looks like they’ve secured the map.

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160th Comment: Sigh, I don’t want to watch anymore. They’ve also gotten the crown. Can they grab it with a team fight and turn things around?

161st Comment: We’re almost at the end.

162nd Comment: White Wolf rushed in alone???

163rd Comment: No, Kong caught up, but what are the other two doing? Can we get a different camera angle, director!

164th Comment: Tian Tian is here, and he’s brought a huge dragon with him!

165th Comment: Turns out he went to collect a random dragon. Well, let’s see if he can use the dragon to wipe out the opponents.

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179th Comment: He brought a dragon but got killed by the dragon himself. I can’t watch this; my fragile heart can’t handle such a blow. This is fine; being the runner-up is also great.

180th Comment: Damn it, White Wolf got caught and lost the ball. Come on, counter-kill them!

181st Comment: What? White Wolf’s health dropped unusually fast??

182nd Comment: Holy crap, White Wolf is quickly dying from his own poison. Did he try to use Poison Hand Slip on Juggernaut and accidentally apply it to himself??? Even if the situation isn’t good now, he shouldn’t suicide, right? Is he out of his mind???

183rd Comment: Seriously? He’s using his ultimate skill now? Desperate times call for desperate measures, but won’t he die once the skill takes effect?

184th Comment: Stop criticizing; managing a 2v4 situation this well is commendable. Why the complaints?

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194th Comment: What the heck? Frank’s gone?????

195th Comment: Luan Luanzi’s White Wolf has just a sliver of health left; this is so risky…

196th Comment: No, didn’t they say Luan was throwing just now? What’s going on?

197th Comment: I’m getting a bit dizzy; these commentators are idiots. All they do is scream, and there’s no substance. I’m going to the dedicated thread to see if any big bros have something substantial to say.

198th Comment: Hey, guy upstairs, let me tell you something. Didn’t White Wolf just drink poison? After the big screen briefly switched to White Wolf’s perspective, I took a look, and that wasn’t your usual poison. It was a contract poison concocted by the Alchemist, known as the “Covenant of Evil.” When consumed, it forms a pact with a demon, causing rapid health loss but a significant damage boost within a short time. The lower the health, the higher the damage, and when it’s at a sliver of health, the damage skyrockets. But generally, not many people use this poison because increasing damage doesn’t guarantee hitting the opponent, but it sure guarantees your own death. Moreover, when White Wolf used the poison, Juggernaut realized it, but he was frozen by the just-revived Ice Sorcerer. He was trying to prevent Kong ge from controlling him, but he got frozen by the Ice Sorcerer.

199th Comment: Hahaha, this is really funny. Does Ice Sorcerer’s skill curve?

200th Comment: White Wolf was caught just now, and he was going to die anyway, so maybe he decided to take a risk. But your Kong Shen is still your Kong Shen. I thought White Wolf would die after using the poison, but switching them out was a clever move. And the fact that he can still be healed afterward… My eyes nearly popped out.

201st Comment: This whole sequence, rescuing him when he had a sliver of health left and then healing him, was timed so perfectly! If they had rescued him a bit earlier, they might not have been able to take down Juggernaut, and if it had been a bit later, White Wolf would have been gone.

202nd Comment: Damn, things are heating up!

203rd Comment: Seriously, a second later, and White Wolf might not have made it. I just took a screenshot to check White Wolf’s health bar; it was at 0.1, can you believe it?

204th Comment: 0.1??? Forget 0.1; when I’m playing, if I have 50 health left, the opponent takes me down after just a couple of steps.

205th Comment: I [expletive] can’t believe it; this [expletive] can still be healed. I’ve got goosebumps.

206th Comment: These three are coordinating so well; a tiny mistake, and they’re done for.

207th Comment: No wonder Frank disappeared so quickly; with a damage multiplier at 0.1 health, I can’t even imagine.

208th Comment: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 0.1 ge is pulling off combos now!

209th Comment: Are we giving him a new nickname this quickly???

210th Comment: Zero Point One Ge sounds like a DJ playing sad music at midnight, DJ Zero Point One.

211th Comment: 0.1 Ge, with half his health, charged forward to beat up the opponent’s Nanny. Haha, it’s so funny. Nanny probably wanted to revive Frank, but she raised her hand and got slapped by 0.1 Ge.

212th Comment: A complete reversal!

213th Comment: Damn, you never know; it’s the final round now. Let’s see if they can make it.

214th Comment: Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm.

215th Comment: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, they got the crown!

216th Comment: They won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

217th Comment: Ah!!!

218th Comment: Congratulations to TMM for winning the Throne League three times in a row!!!!!!!!

219th Comment: Congratulations to TMM for winning the Throne League three times in a row!

220th Comment: Miracle makers!!! Three consecutive championships!!!!!!!

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254th Comment: They’ve won the championship!

255th Comment: Both of those old-timers are pretty calm. Nightmare’s expression right now is no different from when he’s going grocery shopping.

256th Comment: Hahaha, Luan Luanzi rushed to the stage so fast. He’s holding the trophy like it’s a giant radish. It’s too adorable.

257th Comment: Luan Luanzi is crying QAQ.

258th Comment: ??????

259th Comment: ?????

260th Comment: Wasn’t I supposed to see everyone getting moved, raising the trophy together? Am I seeing things???

261st Comment: You’re not seeing things; Kong ge is holding Luan Jiang and lifting him up! [Shocked] He even spun around, oh my God! [Shocked]

262nd Comment: Damn, Luanzi ge’s expression is so funny, hahaha!

263rd Comment: Wasn’t he just crying a moment ago? Hahaha, he was stunned for a second when he was lifted, tears still hanging, and his expression was priceless.

264th Comment: Hahaha, Nightmare and Tian Tian, as well as Pudding in the audience, are probably thinking, “What on earth is happening?”

265th Comment: Holy [expletive], after Luanzi ge snapped out of it, he continued crying loudly. Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter!

266th Comment: Kong ge quickly put him down, hahaha, he was so flustered.

267th Comment: Because he was so happy, he lifted his teammate up high, and it frightened his teammate. Now he’s hugging him and patting his head to comfort him.

268th Comment: This is the first time I’ve seen such a hilarious award scene… but Kong Shen’s arm strength is truly amazing. Luan Jiang is smaller, but he’s still an adult man, and Kong Shen lifted him effortlessly… lifted him…

269th Comment: It’s really an old married couple.

270th Comment: To 267th Comment, are you sure he’s lifting his “teammate” and comforting his “teammate”?

271st Comment: Let’s wish this new couple well!

272nd Comment: The director is really good; the camera was on Luan Luanzi’s face, and he looks so cute when he cries. His eyes and nose are all red, and there are tears on his eyelashes. My phantom limb is acting up; I’m going to faint.

273rd Comment: Patting his head and wiping away tears, I’m seriously dying.

274th Comment: I don’t know if it’s just my imagination, but I have a feeling that if they weren’t in front of everyone, Kong ge would’ve probably wiped away Luan Luanzi’s tears with a kiss. (Okay, I’ve read too many fanfictions.)

275th Comment: You’ve definitely read too many fanfictions. ←_←

276th Comment: Don’t derail the thread; let’s congratulate TMM!

277th Comment: Congratulations, TMM! Double happiness! Winning the championship and the players getting married!

278th Comment: What a bunch of crazies, hahaha.

279th Comment: Congratulations, TMM! Double happiness! Winning the championship and the players getting married!

280th Comment: Congratulations, TMM! Double happiness! Winning the championship and the players getting married!

281st Comment: Congratulations, TMM! Double happiness! Winning the championship and the players getting married!

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Translator’s Note:

A bit of spoiler, this chapter is just commentary of the final, next chapter would have some side story

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