You’re Causing Chaos Again

[Q1: First of all, congratulations to TMM for winning the championship in the Grand Masters tournament. In one of the matches, there was a move where Nightmare sold himself to take down two opponents, which completely reversed the game. Whose idea was that?]

Nightmare: Should I say we all came up with it together to show our unity?

Chaos: Kong Ge came up with it. Kong Ge has a brilliant mind; he can think of things like that. Compared to him, my mind is really, well, empty.

Nightmare: Double entendre?

Pudding: Flattery is not allowed in any situation! Our commander is Kong, and when he suggested that move, we didn’t hesitate too much. After all, things on the battlefield need to happen in the blink of an eye, and there’s no time to think too much. We just followed his instructions, and it turned out that his decision was correct.

Nightmare: We all have a lot of trust in him.

Kong: (laughs)

【Q2: How about some everyday life content? It’s said that Nightmare and Kong were classmates in high school. Are there any interesting stories worth mentioning from those days?】

Nightmare: Speaking of my high school days, I was quite the campus legend…

Pudding (interrupting): Nobody wants to hear about your legendary adventures.

Kong: When Meng Yan was in high school, he was running low on living expenses, so he printed his own photo and mine and tried to sell them on an online forum for five yuan each.

Nightmare: Seriously, why do you have to spill everything?

Kong: You took a picture of me without my consent.

Nightmare: You’re still holding a grudge over that?

Kong: It’s not holding a grudge; I just remember that incident.

Nightmare: …

Chaos: Hahaha, seriously? Did anyone actually buy them?

Kong: No.

Chaos: Well, I guess not. Who would be crazy enough to buy pictures of male classmates? It’s not like they’re characters from a Mary Sue novel.

Pudding: You guys are so ordinary, yet so confident! Selling your own pictures!

Chaos: You might say Meng Yan is ordinary, but don’t talk about my ge like that. He’s handsome. If he switched careers to the entertainment industry, I’d definitely buy ten boxes and take them home.

Kong: …

Pudding: I actually have a question. Kong Jiang had pretty good grades, but Yan Jiang’s were more average, so how were they in the same school?

Kong: In junior high, we lived in the same district. As for high school…

Nightmare: You’re digging into our past so much, you’ll leave us with nothing. Even our underwear will be gone. In high school, I was originally a media major, and the academic requirements were different from theirs, but in the end, I also graduated. However, let me add one more thing: to all you students out there, don’t assume that just because we show off our shining achievements in gaming, it means we’re neglecting our studies. There are plenty of gamers who can’t make a living from it and have to go back to studying. If you don’t have the courage to go all-in, then prioritize your education.

The others: (nodding in agreement)

【Q3: What prompted Pudding to start wearing skirts? Have any other team members tried wearing skirts? What were the team members’ thoughts when they first discovered a crossdresser among them?】

Pudding: Seriously, you’re asking that? It’s just convenient. I got caught crossdressing once, and it felt amazing. So, I started wearing skirts. But I felt like wearing a skirt and acting all manly didn’t match, so I grew my hair out slowly. I even learned makeup, so, all in all, it’s actually more complicated than wearing regular men’s clothes… As for the others, I think they haven’t tried it. I tried really hard to convince them, but no one was willing.

Kong: Nothing particularly special, but my first impression of Pudding was quite good. He talks a lot, but he’s a steady fighter.

Pudding: Do I talk more than your Xiao Luan?

Chaos: Okay, okay, you talk a lot. As for skirts, uh, I haven’t worn them. The first time I saw Pudding, I thought he was really beautiful. Now, without the filters, he’s just like any other smelly guy when he’s not wearing a skirt.

Pudding: Are you insulting me?

Nightmare: I wish he were really a girl; I’d definitely pursue him.

Pudding: Psh.

【Q4: You probably browse forums online, right? Do you use fake accounts to play on forums? Who spends the most time on forums?】

Chaos: It’s hard to say who between Ding Jiang and me spends more time.

Pudding: Let’s not talk about it. Didn’t my fake account get exposed?

Kong: I occasionally check them out.

Nightmare: I don’t like reading them. It’s so boring. I’d rather look at pretty girls’ photos during my free time.

Pudding: You’re not qualified.

Nightmare: ???

Pudding: Not qualified to look at pretty girls.

Nightmare: So I should look at you then?

【Q5: What are your thoughts on the widely circulated “Kong-Luan romance” on the internet?】

Chaos: It’s absolutely true.

Kong: Absolutely true.

Pudding: I can vouch for it, absolutely true.

Nightmare: They went house hunting last week. If it’s not true, are they planning to buy a house together and rent it out as partners?

【Q6: Finally, please share your training plans and your wishes for the future!】

Chaos: There’s not much to say, let’s do our best!

Kong: Stay grounded and give it your all.

Pudding: Wow, you guys aren’t even a bit arrogant. I still want to win the championship, haha.

Nightmare: Just keep trying hard. I hope we can play together until we can’t play anymore.

(End of the text)

Author’s Message:

I’ll share some concluding thoughts. Writing this story has brought both happiness and confusion. It has also given me many new experiences and insights. Anyway, it’s time to temporarily bid farewell to Luan Luanzi, Kong Ge, and all the other sweet teammates. But even though the story ends, their lives will continue.

The next book, “Who Allowed You to Kiss Me,” is set to begin in December. It features a cool cat-like bottom and a handsome tiger-like top. I hope those who are interested will click into the column and bookmark it =3=!

Translator’s Note:

Hello everyone, this chapter officially concludes You’re Causing Chaos Again. It’s been an amazing past few months following the journey of Shen Yanming and He Changkong. Once again thank you so much for accompanying me and supporting me throughout the series. If you are interested in the other novel the author wrote, 谁准你亲我？[娱乐圈] (Shéi zhǔn nǐ qīn wǒ?[Yúlè quān]), that is the original title for “Who Allowed You to Kiss Me” and this is the raw link. A mini announcement too, I’ll be starting a new series translation soon, it’s another BL e-sports novel called “Dissatisfied.” I’ll began updating on Tuesday, do stay tuned for the release if you’re interested. Thank you so much!

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