Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 732 Nuclear Explosion Hearse Drift の Thirty-Six Acrobatic Little Arhat Formation

After dawn, the whole Konoha City was immersed in a strange atmosphere, and sneaky passers-by hurried to the foot of Hokage Rock and the large plaza of the Memorial Monument. I heard that there is a free flowing banquet over there, and the opportunities are limited on a first-come, first-served basis.

It's cheap, why not take it?

Today, there is an epic funeral that is destined to cause a sensation in the ninja world and be recorded in the annals of history. It is naturally not an unknown person who can deserve such treatment.

The deceased was one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Konoha, the most loyal right-hand man of Danzo III, who had served as the head of Anbu for a long time, and the patriarch of the Hatake clan. He was nicknamed "White Album?" ...Sakumo Hatake of the White Human Slayer.

This feast was improvised, without any fermentation preparation, and with just one night's notice in advance, it gathered all the representatives of the Federation of Fire Ninja Clans, as well as nearly 1/3 of the senior team speakers in the Paradise Alliance.

It can be said that the group of talents is complete, and the young are long and salty.

Of course, Sakumo Benshige didn't have such a big face, and the only one who could make half of the ninja world condescend and smile to participate in the whole process was naturally only a hot man standing on the top of the grave of this funeral—the ruthless funeral wave with bloody hands!

All the important people were there to confirm one thing, that is, they learned from different channels that someone wanted to obliterate the "root-level bug-the evil of this world" that plagued the entire ninja world.

If someone used the 'Jinnin-level black mud' to cheat, they would just smile.

Contractors do not lack the ability to permanently destroy a lump of low-level black mud, but what they lack is the ability to persevere and continue to destroy black mud. I heard that the hot man has succeeded in six consecutive games. This is a terrible statistic, and it is definitely not something that can be achieved by a one-time hole card or a nirvana that overdraws some kind of big source.

It is different from those small garbage that are difficult to spread as long as they are sealed. Shuo Mao was already a super shadow powerhouse before his death, and after his death, he was strengthened by black mud, and he had three psychic copies. And the leader of this funeral, in order to prove his strength, expanded the original x3 Dirty Heroic Spirit to five times!

Shock! horrible! Crazy! How arrogant!

If you don't pay attention to the "Black Holy Grail" that leads to the update of the ninja game version, you don't pay attention to all our contractor teams. Bailang's provocative behavior achieved a publicity effect far exceeding expectations, and attracted many contractor teams who did not know his business capabilities to find out.

And Lang knows better, today is not only a battle where he became famous in the ninja world, but also a day when he became a "world-class legend + 1", which completely caused a sensation in all the parks and entered the eyes of the alliance.

"I am a good witch doctor, Lang, but I have finally embarked on the wrong path of becoming famous by 'funeral'."

Standing on the large stage temporarily arranged at the head of the tomb in the large plaza of the Consolation Monument, Bailang looked at the third-tier dignitaries appearing on the Huoying Rock one after another, and his thoughts were surging.

It shouldn't be! I heal the church, heal the disease and save people from the dead, how come it becomes a funeral for another person? If it gets out, who will dare to come to me for treatment in the future? Do you attract customers by sending coffins for medical treatment? This is so clearly fatal.

At this time, Fufu, who was holding a small children's suona in her hand, hugged Bailang's thigh nervously, rubbed her head like a pet meow, and looked at her father pitifully. She was deprived of her best kazoo and replaced with suona, which she was not good at, and she was a little flustered.

Bai Lang smiled and touched Fu's head, encouraging him: "Don't be afraid, listen to my command then. [Little Genius, Great Wailing Heaven] will bless you with magic spells, you just need to play it normally, it's not much different from playing the Kazoo. "

"Yeah!" Silly Fufu nodded resolutely, and promised, "No business trip!"

"It's not wrong."

Shafu's eyes panicked, and she quickly made up for it: "There was a mistake!"

"Hey..." Bailang looked at the sky sadly, with indescribable melancholy.

...

When the time came to 8:30, the funeral bearer C was at fifty-fifths, dressed in sackcloth and holding an earthen pot, with a pair of dull fish eyes, standing numbly beside Bailang, like a puppet at his mercy.

Ever since Bailang only explained half of the funeral process, he has gradually given up on life and thinking, and it doesn't matter if he breaks the pot or smashes it. As long as he can free the fathers who have added two more biological fathers from the curse of the evil in this world, he will have nothing to desire.

"Akai, don't be so desperate, trust me, you will fall in love with this funeral." Bai Lang patted Wu Wukai on the shoulder, encouraging him to cheer up.

This is my dad's funeral! How could it be possible to fall in love?

Kakashi's eyes recovered a little, showing disbelief, is this person crazy?

"This wave is a happy funeral. I believe that if your father really has a spirit in heaven, he must hope that his relatives and friends will be happy, right? What do you think?"

"Sir is right." Kakashi nodded numbly, he had no desire to talk, as long as you are happy.

Not far away, Obito, a newcomer to the Uchiha clan, who has been highly concerned + favored by many contractors, is wearing a black best man suit, jumping up and down with excitement on his face, heading towards the card next to Bailang. Cassie waved hello, trying to get his attention.

Obito really believed Bailang's nonsense, and came to be the funeral best man with a more excited mood than attending his own wedding. At this moment, he almost shouted: "Kakashi, your father is finally going to be cold, you don't have to bear the torment of your heart anymore, happy death day!"

In Bailang's words, senior Shuo Mao can finally get rid of the curse of 'filthy soil and black mud', gain complete freedom and great relief, and is no longer a sad, killing puppet whose soul is dominated.

Where is this sad funeral? It is clearly a happy day for his old man to be reincarnated and become a human again!

Therefore, Lin who was on the side stayed away from Obito in disgust. It felt so shameful, but in the bottom of her heart, she also faintly agreed with Bailang's nonsense, not only a little happy for Kakashi, but also blessed Uncle Sakumo's dog.

It is better to be completely ashamed than to be controlled by the unsolvable evil of this world and become a black mud monster. The reasoning behind this is heartwarming.

"I heard that today we can see funeral performances that are unique to other worlds. I'm really looking forward to it." The girl held her hands in front of her chest, looking forward to the mausoleum, the luxurious tomb temporarily created with earthen monument.

It's almost like a stage, and there are two big and cute mighty inflatable monsters, which add a layer of mystery to the mournful funeral.

…

Not long after, Shimura Danzo of the Third Hokage also appeared above his 'statue'. From Hokage Rock, looking at the large square at the tomb of the tombstone that has been messed up, without saying a word, he wanted to find out the depth of these contractors.

More and more figures appeared near Huoying Rock and the Memorial Monument. A large number of villagers came here on an empty stomach, looking around, looking for a place for the dining table.

The hour hand has reached 9:00, Bailang looked up and saw the bright sunshine, and sighed: "It's really a good weather for picnics and outings! Your father is blessed."

Kakashi's eyelids twitched, and the original sense of guilt in his heart for wantonly killing Konoha's companions because of his father's evil fall disappeared instantly. Fortunately, he always wears a mask to cover that complex face that cannot be described.

Amidst the noisy and strong crowd watching, Bai Lang put the [Noble Phantasm-Soul-Suppressing Coffin] into the main seat of the [Lord of Secret Treasures], and put the [Army of Rabbits] into the auxiliary seat, and started the virtual profession of [Department Master] The advanced fusion version [Pink Funeral Song and Dance Troupe].

The momentum of the whole person also changed instantly, as if there was an invisible aura centered on the 'cemetery', covering the entire large square of the memorial monument. Somehow, he dominated something indescribable, became the focus of attention, and attracted the attention of ignorant eaters.

At the same time, Lang's original 'low charm' is also covered by this aura, which makes people subconsciously ignore it. Instead, there are experts and professors with a mysterious authority, as if their aura is bursting out of the table. No matter what they do, they are right, as they should be, correct and just, and it is difficult for people to doubt it. The only thing to do is to be convinced.

The basic effect of [Department Master] is to become the focus of the 'funeral ceremony', and to always control the dominance of the ceremony, with a rhythm. As long as no malicious sabotage interrupts the funeral process, he is the most beautiful boy at the scene.

And as the ceremony continues to advance, this general trend is like more and more falling dominoes, and will eventually evolve into an unstoppable and irreversible torrent, condensing a huge "power of social death authority judgment" to lay everything down. The dead ghost in front of him sent away!

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The first program, the traditional funeral overture: [The hearse drifts! 】

Under the blessing of the evil spirit [Great Wailing Hold Country Sky], Bailang uploaded a song "Catch Shrimp Household", which weakened the killing effect, expanded the scope of transmission, and resounded through the sky in the form of "Undulating Profound Meaning-IBM Spiritual Pollution-Howling Power".

Immediately afterwards, a nuclear-explosive lady sheep battery car blessed by the evil spirit [Bai Chuan. Little Genius] performed [Dangerous Driving-Speeding Escape], in an unmanned posture, passed the drainage channel cornering method, ejected plasma tail flames, and swept The afterimage of the road, connected to Bailang's new treasure [Spirit Soul Coffin] with a chain at the rear of the car, and drove into the big square.

In the treasure [Spiritual Coffin], Kakashi's father, who has been x5, is sealed.

If the combat power of a dirty white tooth is greater than or equal to a shadow. So the funeral talent that Bailang showed today is equivalent to burying all five ninja villages in one go, and conferring gods in one battle.

From the moment the engine of the "Nuclear Explosion Sheep" roared, the entire funeral ceremony had already begun.

At this moment, Bailang opened the curtain through the most traditional funeral project [Hearse Drift]. For the ninja audience, and even some contractors, it is full of unorthodox novelty and excitement.

And the "Fast and Furious" stunt that exploded like a nuclear explosion aroused exclamations of ignorance in the ninja world. Such a petite unmanned driving battery actually threw such a big bronze coffin into the air, it was amazing, I thought it would lose control and rush out the next moment, smashing myself to death!

In less than a second, the attention of the onlookers was attracted by the drift of the 'Ghost Sheep', and Bai Lang, who was in charge of the process of the 'Funeral', immediately noticed that the 'Funeral Force' in the dark began to slowly accumulate.

The length of the funeral is not fixed, and it can be lengthened or shortened according to his wishes. The same is true for every aspect of the funeral, which can be arranged as one likes.

However, he cannot directly interfere with the emotions of the audience. He must attract attention, gain recognition, and stimulate empathy through the wonderful "funeral ceremony". Like a performer holding a baton, let everyone revolve around him.

If this process is done well, the "funeral power" will increase rapidly, but if it is performed poorly, the audience will become numb and tired, and their attention will decrease, and it will also fall down. The final effect of the funeral depends on Bailang's performance and the audience's approval.

The start was perfect, Bailang didn't hesitate to stud directly, and with a thought, he activated the [Pink Funeral Song and Dance Troupe].

In the next second, 36 huge rabbits with cute and lovable paintings and soft pink fur appeared on the back seat of the original unmanned drifting ghost sheep.

They look too cute, like cartoon dolls, which stimulated the hearts of many girls, young women, and aunts, and screamed.

Immediately, the 36 pink furry rabbits were stacked one on top of the other on the back seat, forming 36 small arhats like stacked arhats. Then "swipe, swipe, swipe", like a magical third brother driving a motorcycle, he began to change formations, making many unimaginable artistic structures, such as peacocks opening their tails, big crosses, spinning trapeze people in the air, inverted pyramids...and don't forget to sing in unison' Hahahaha' played a set of Shaolin Little Arhat Fist.

The rabbits rely on the [Rabbit King Bodhisattva], automatically download the Shaolin boxing program in the martial arts database, and rehearse it hundreds of times in the dream, and the movements are perfectly coordinated without any error.

At the same time, the [God of Acrobatics] Fuguiwan, who had returned to his position, also blessed them with his [Acrobatics] priesthood. Only now has this scene:

[Nuclear Explosion Hearse Drift の Thirty-six Acrobatic Little Arhat Formation]

The rabbits suddenly disintegrated in the air, spinning and rolling. With the help of the huge inertia of Ghost Sheep's another round of automatic nuclear explosion drift, the trapeze drew a certain distance and landed accurately on the surface of the [Bronze Soul Requiem] that was also crazily swinging in the air. Chakra stepped on the tree and landed steadily, continuing to punch wildly Concave shape.

The dangerous acrobatics and martial arts instantly aroused cheers from the audience, and Kakashi also stared blankly, his mind blank.

After a long time, he looked at the fairy plank being stepped on by 36 rabbits constantly changing the "little acrobatic arhat formation", and finally came up with a thought: "That is... the coffin plank of the old man?"

"No no no! Is this... a funeral?"