Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 733 Unprecedented success! World-class reputation +1 (upper, middle and lower)

After the hearse drifting acrobatics show, the audience feasted their eyes and exclaimed, and the contractors who came to watch the ceremony also had mixed feelings, not knowing what to say?

Seeing that 'Funeral Power' continued to rise, reaching the first daily limit. The spectators who were surrounded by the 'funeral ceremony' subconsciously gave their excitement, and through the ongoing ceremony, they were transformed into 'funeral power' little by little to act on the body of the five-fold filthy soil hero in the soul repression coffin.

The power of mourning is like an invisible spider web, which binds and entangles it, disintegrates its connection with the pure land of bliss, and isolates the pollution and diffusion effect of evil in this world. Still unable to suppress the Heroic Spirits of Dirty Earth, they encountered fierce resistance.

Everything was in the plan, while Bailang directed and dispatched through the "Carp Network" to organize the next big link; at the same time, he took over the microphone and went on stage for a warm-up performance in person.

Because he only plays a transitional role, the performance does not need to be too long, nor does it need to be too professional. After thinking about it, I decided to sing a song casually to maintain the atmosphere.

Before he was forced to cross Somogo, he was also a frequent visitor to KTV in his hometown on Earth. I don't mention how good my singing skills are, but I still have self-confidence (no B number).

If he didn't have any talent, how could he give birth to a little genius like Fufu? (Silly Fu:!!! ∑(Дノ)ノ His own?!!) In the world of Gu Wu, Lang also relied on his musical talent to quickly practice "Seven Evil Strings", and then the ritual and music collapsed and abandoned the piano, so he could play it with one hand Good blade.

In front of the big stage of the memorial monument, Bailang sang "Collecting the Corpse for You", which brought the funeral into a new stage.

"...The first thing is to collect your corpse. Collect your corpse, burn paper for you, and do the most wasteful things for you. For you, I learned to drift a hearse, and drive dangerously for you. Collect your corpse, choose for you site, build the biggest house for you. For you I decide the mourning hall DJ, for you..."

A Mingzhi song that fully expresses my love for my job and the funeral industry ended, and more excellent programs were presented one after another.

This time, he is no longer the inexperienced and crappy host, but the strongest king with full firepower and his own 'virtual profession [Department Master]'.

This funeral is a 'sacrifice ceremony' created by him through the 'professional system'. Sacrifice this world, and change the way of heaven with humanity (recognized by social death) (modify the underlying rules of the way of heaven, and fix the bug of the Black Holy Grail).

[Funeral Song and Dance Troupe: Dance Steps of the Seven Ghosts Carrying the Coffin]

[Sinking Four Heavenly Kings Classical Electronic Music Folk Music Blowing, Playing and Singing]

Two eye-catching new programs that not only bring excitement, but also cost San value are ongoing one after another. Inside the open-air kitchen behind the cemetery, the owner of Yile Ramen is directing a group of gourmet ninjas, using ninjutsu to make ramen for thousands of people.

Each serving is not much, just the amount of a cup of noodles. On the other side, Shafufu also rolled up her sleeves to help enthusiastically.

With tears in her eyes, she donated all the 'poisonous mushrooms' that she secretly kept and diced them, and mixed a lot of 'Laliyah Seafood Offal' (tutu We: (_)) were thrown into the cauldron, and the 'evil energy seafood poisonous mushroom soup' with a strange purple light was boiled, which injected soul into the ramen.

Soon, Bailang rushed to the kitchen area, patted his daughter's little head, hooked her horn with his little finger, and dragged back Sarfu, who was still addicted to the smell of toadstools.

As he walked, he said, "The Raliya Death Symphony Orchestra is ready, and the next one is your special performance. Don't worry about it. The evil spirits are with you. Come on, Poor Fu!"

"Hmm!" Xiao Fufu took out the children's suona, nodded solemnly, and kept looking at the kitchen from the corner of her eye.

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False father: I have no relevant knowledge reserve and art appreciation ability, but follow others' advice, pay a lot of money to enroll my daughter in music interest classes that I am not interested in, force my daughter to sacrifice her childhood to practice piano, and become a tool for parents to show off when they are numb and rebellious People, taking the tenth grade test is only for extra points in the college entrance examination. After graduation, they will spend their whole life repairing the psychological shadow of their childhood. They will never touch related musical instruments again. They don’t know what happiness is.

The real father: I first cultivated a professional musical rhythm evil spirit [Great Wailing Heaven], addicted to spiritual pollution and unable to extricate myself. Then spent huge sums of money to build a DJ evil spirit [Little Genius] learning machine for her daughter, never forced her daughter to learn art, taught by example and taught by example, fully tapped her "magic sound brainwashing" expertise, perforated a large number of eardrums, bleeding from seven orifices, and committed suicide by mental breakdown The perverted demon, build self-confidence and a sound personality for her daughter, and feel the fun and charm of music from it. He never asked for extra points for music, and personally formed a funeral symphony orchestra to create opportunities for his daughter to perform on stage, but he did not insist on success. Only to cultivate a warm, cheerful, generous, compassionate personality.

Daughters should not be used to show off their own tools, real fathers should have the courage to show off their daughters.

When the time came to 10:00, the next program was Sharf Suona leading the solo, accompanied by the Lalaiye Symphony Orchestra.

During the interval of the funeral, a rich and fresh fragrance with the smell of the sea swept across the audience, arousing countless greedy people. Not to mention the civilians who have no resistance to this and have lost their independent thinking ability due to the explosion of the third value; even those second-order contractors, there are many people who are eager to move, showing obsessed expressions, and trying to sniff the air.

"Huh? This taste is..."

A professional contractor from a gourmet paradise sniffed his nose, caught several ingredients contained in this fragrance, and analyzed: "This should be the craftsmanship of Konoha Ichiraku Ramen, but several kinds of ninja are added to the soup base and The non-existent raw materials make the cooking level rise several levels out of thin air. These materials have reached the standard of "extraordinary ingredients" and have strong "marine attributes", but I have never heard of them. Just by smelling the smell, there is an incarnation of the ocean Creatures, the illusion of swimming and exploring the mysterious deep-sea world, wonderful, so wonderful!"

Soon, portions of 'Xie Neng Seafood Hallucinogenic Poisonous Mushroom Ramen' were served to the auditorium, where people ate, drank, and watched programs, and the enthusiasm of the people was pushed to a new peak.

Youdao sees that the funeral director does not think the funeral is too big, and Bailang, as the funeral director, is not afraid that the audience will think it is not too big!

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Shafu is the most favored treasure of the whole family, not only has the exclusive evil spirit "Baichuan Genius", but also has the common blessing of healing all evil spirits of the gods, and can use any evil spirit's "rule power" at will.

At this moment, she was wearing a black princess costume, went on stage alone, took out the small suona and started debugging.

First connect to the [Great Wailing Chi Guotian] channel, and bless yourself with a "spiritual pollution special effect"; then put on the little genius helmet seriously, and then open the mask, adding an "electronic magic sound" effect to the little suona.

It took five minutes to debug this set, but the audience was not bored. Instead, they were attracted by her cute appearance and the 'Evil Energy Seafood Noodles' being distributed, full of pampering and anticipation.

Shafu also took the opportunity to create a "non-lethal mental pollution audio band" that does not exceed the threshold of ordinary civilians.

This is not the attack band of infrasound and ultrasonic waves for biological vegetative nervous system disorders or organ failure, but the collapse of San value at the purely spiritual level, combined with the "eating, eating" evil energy seafood noodles. The combination of the inside and the outside creates the effect of nuclear fission.

This unique talent was inherited from her own father.

"Next, please enjoy the death symphony "The Fantastic Life of Juvenile Kikujiro", the first section, "The summer when Kikujiro watched the Olympics and got herd immunity and fell seriously ill."

With the end of the curtain call, Sharf picked up the child's suona, blew the whistle with a loud and clear electronic sound, and started the solo. Describe a lively summer to the audience with cheerful tunes...

In the audience, countless audiences and even the contractors were shocked, and then fell into a trance and fell into the beautiful story. Some of the contractors, who had the mentality of watching a joke, gradually became dignified.

This seems to be just a performance, but the amount of information behind it is a bit scary. At least two projections of gods participated in it, and there was an invisible 'mysterious ceremony'. The will of the planets in the world will be connected, and will continue to deepen.

There are indeed some ways.

As the "Symphony of Death" began, the speed of "sending noodles" in the audience became faster and faster, striving to let every audience eat ramen.

When the solo in the first chapter led by Suona ended, the little arrow twisted and twisted, and replaced the stupid and stage-frightened deity with a new instrument, which was her most proficient "death fart kazoo". With the blessing of [DJ] priesthood, I played the taste of B-box.

At the same time, more Tutu and the Four Heavenly Kings of the Fallen Devil also took out their musical instruments one after another and started a super-large funeral ensemble. Use the collision between instruments and melody to weave a second story.

Section 2 "Autumn when Jucilang returns to his hometown to recuperate and drink the holy water of Nuclear Island to renew his life"

The melody of this stage has got rid of the tone of the first stage, which was still full of hope despite being seriously ill, and has begun to turn into a tone of gloomy and sad but still tenacious, trying to fight against fate.

It was another 20-minute performance, the heavy second section ended, and the third section entered into a more desperate and depressing third section "Jucilang Nuclear Island Radiation Pneumonia in the late stage of ICU barely survived until winter".

Beyond the death tunes of Black Friday, the torture of the audience is already immersive. Strong hallucinogenic mental pollution tunes, each chapter changes a deadly musical instrument to show off skills, from suona to kazoo to screaming chicken... Accompanied by a huge death symphony and electronic music group, it creates a scene that is not lost movie effect.

In particular, the audience drank the delicious 'Laliyah Evil Energy Seafood Poisonous Mushroom Soup', which resonated internally and externally, and the three value exploded. Just listening to the music, they were deeply attracted, with emerald green lights in their eyes, and entered a bizarre and indescribable world World, experiencing all kinds of struggles, pains, and tortures of Jucilang throughout.

It also allowed Sharf to enjoy the joy that Azathoth can only experience. She no longer fears difficulties in playing, and abandons the pressure. She begins to indulge and enjoy, and gradually perform extraordinary.

In the fourth quarter, she changed into an electronic tadpole, and played a piece of "Ju Cilang Radiation Therapy Failed and Ultimately Powerless Spring and Corpse Change" with her band.

"puff!"

A second-tier senior contractor with ordinary mental attributes and a low level of mental resistance-related foundation column, couldn't take it anymore, opened his mouth to spurt blood, and looked at the man on the stage who was crazily releasing his charming charm with shock and fear. figure.

"Fuck! Where did the performance go? It's too scary, I can't take it anymore, my brain is going to explode. That little girl is so cute and harmless, who would have thought that she could master such a terrifying soul-shattering magic sound? !"

A Paparazzi Paradise 'Investigator' next to him was holding a noodle cup, his face was equally pale, but he showed a little joy and enjoyment, and responded: "Who isn't, brother. Hold on, it's already the fourth quarter. You listen carefully, That Ju Cilang finally couldn't stand it anymore and was about to die."

When he said this, half of his spirit was still trapped in the super-large "spiritual pollution rhythm illusion" created by Sharf.

At this moment, Fufu uses the "funeral ceremony + two evil spirits + nightmare realm" to create a dreamy world with melody and weave stories.

In pain and joy, he saw the dying Jucilang finally die. At the same time, the other half remained awake and barely communicated with the contractors around them. This was also a self-help measure.

If he indulges in it wholeheartedly, he may also lose himself. So a certain level of communication can help him fight against Sharf's music.

His purpose is to investigate this 'funeral', to see if the other party has the ability to purify the evil in this world, so it cannot interrupt the performance violently. The other contractors on the scene also fell into this contradictory and desperate state of mind. They have no choice but to endure and listen, feeling the little joy brought by the torture of honey juice in pain, and they have to cooperate with laughter when their san value plummets, and they can't even cry.

The contractor who vomited blood was overjoyed when he heard the words, took a sip of the seafood noodle soup to subdue his shock, and said gratefully: "Oh! Thank God, is Jucilang finally going to die? It's really hard for him, from summer to spring, I can't hear it I want to die for him."

The investigator also agreed with lingering fears: "Who says no? He lived such a difficult life, he might as well die happy. But it's a pity that if his hometown doesn't drain their family's last penny, he won't be able to usher in a real death." But this story can finally come to an end, Jujiro and we are both free, this is the salvation of God!"

Just when he was extremely rejoicing, the investigator's eyes were quickly occupied by the 'emerald color', and then he was too emotional, opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of blood, and wailed half madly: "No! Why did the corpse change? Why did it become a radiation zombie? King! This is so desperate, puff puff..."

Blood spurted wildly again, with a dull and helpless look of despair remaining on his face.

Because of the low soul level and limited music appreciation ability of the civilians, plus Fufu deliberately adjusted the 'spiritual pollution damage' to not exceed their tolerance threshold.

Therefore, most of the listeners are just tortured to death, but they will not hurt the source.

On the contrary, these daring contractors of Yigao people, because they could not resist, could only obey and listen, so they simply went deep into this "death symphony" to explore the mystery of Bailang's "funeral ceremony". Finally, at the end of the fourth quarter, I was stimulated by the reversal of the "dead change" that I thought was ushering in the finale.

In the fifth section, "Radiation Corpse King Kikushiro was Forced Ascension to Heaven by a Passing Undertaker Knight" After four consecutive chapters that were more depressing, desperate and crazy, this symphony finally ushered in its first battle climax.

Kakashi, who heard this, already had tears in his eyes. Although he is not familiar with Jucilang, he has experienced similar suffering, from despair to even more despair, until the funeral that can end his nightmare. When Kikujiro was forcibly ascended to heaven by passing funeral knights, he finally dared to let out a sigh of relief.

It was as if seeing the sun piercing through the thick dark clouds and hitting Ju Cilang's body with a beam of golden light, the soul was redeemed and flew to heaven.

In the sixth section, the tune of the symphony of "Ju Cilang's First Seven" finally returned to the world. The music tailor Bai Lang specially cut and sewed music such as the "Great Compassion Mantra, the Yan Leng Sutra, and the Mantra of Rebirth", and then embedded it in the major tune of the "Ju Ci Lang" series, which is seamless.

It was not until the end of the finale "Ju Cilang's Qingming Festival" that the whole symphony came to a rest. Xiao Fufu switched seven deadly instruments continuously, and the soul of the entire android was integrated with the orchestra and the audience.

Not only did the audience experience indescribable despair and madness and were treated in the last two sections, each of them was like PTSD + Stockholm Syndrome. As a tormentor, Silly Fufu also got a kind of soul sublimation, which is indescribably more spiritual, even the [Charm] attribute is permanently +1, and she also spawned [Genius Musician] and the like title.

It is simply a blessing because of blessings, double happiness.

Bailang seriously suspected that this was the outbreak of the 'curse of poverty', plundering the wealth of everyone present and passing it on to herself. Although the silly fufu is cursed, her father is the golden rule of reverse operation.

When the fortune inherited by Bailang \u003e the poor luck released by Fufu, the silly fufu will also passively increase. The price is nothing more than watching and eating melons.

The funeral has come to an end here.

He couldn't come up with a more artistic and B-style link than this one, and the whole set of ceremonies had already gone through: the hearse drifting, seven people carrying the coffin, and the DJ symphony in the mourning hall.

The sealed filthy heroic spirit × 5 has struggled frantically at the beginning, and now it is silent. Sharf's performance just now won him the terrifying "funeral power", which almost completely wiped out Bai Fang's bug status in the ninja world by himself, and endowed him with a real "social death judgment".

[Department Master] The profession is like this. The more funeral steps are set up, the more elaborate the ritual links, the more confused the audience will feel.

Even if at the beginning, everyone thought that Bailang was a liar, I'll see how you act. But as the funeral progressed, I had to get caught up in it, and my mentality changed.

After seeing that the deception process is so complicated, so thoughtful, and so professional, the faint 'authority' really shows its power, giving people an illusion called 'convincing', and gradually Evolves into satisfaction and recognition.

You see, this funeral is so grand and costly, it looks like the Spring Festival Gala at Station B. How much will be invested in the cost behind the light? You say this is a liar, won't your conscience hurt?

When a person dies, don't they just seek peace? To be able to enjoy such a luxurious funeral is a worthwhile death. Especially the seafood noodles, so fresh!

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The funeral is coming to an end, and the audience who have experienced the deep brainwashing of Sharf have lost control of themselves.

At this time, the soul character at the bottom of the box, 'Fugui Pill', directly [ghost swan + dancing king disco + magic taunt transformation] a set of combined punches, forced to be watched by the audience, and with its own sound and light special effects, the four ghosts behind them also appeared Wearing a cheongsam, dance to the enchanting pure land of bliss with the Huayong Guixie holding a green onion fairy stick.

The audience was infected, and they became excited like walking dead, and began to gather at the graves to dance disco, further suppressing the "filthy spirits".

Taking advantage of this opportunity, while admiring Kisame's butterfly walk, Bailang talked to Kakashi who had been ruined and smiled in despair.

"About the final burial mode, what do you think? After the black mud is purified and removed, there will still be some remains of your father. How do you plan to deal with it?"

Kakashi resisted the strange attraction emanating from Fugui Pill, and couldn't move his eyes away, but he relied on his willpower to be distracted: "Do I have a choice?"

"Of course there are, such as traditional burial or cremation. In addition, we also provide more abundant other options, such as pure natural organic environmental protection funeral, tree burial, space burial. Of course, due to the problem of hardware facilities, we do not Launch the 'space burial' business."

"Too...empty?"

Kakashi was stunned, seeming to understand the meaning of the word. His eyes passed Fuguimaru, looking in awe at the blue sky and the sun behind him. The image of Dad's coffin flying up into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun flashed in his mind, and he shook his head to interrupt.

"What is a tree burial, wood dun? What about a natural organic burial?"

Bailang explained: "As we all know, the human body is rich in nutrients. Natural organic burials treat the human body as gold, dehydrate it, then crush it, and grind it into an organic powder rich in nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, which is sprinkled on the fields as fertilizer , turned into spring mud to protect flowers, and finally reappeared in the form of vegetables and fruits in an environmentally friendly way, bless future generations to grow healthily and vigorously."

Kakashi stood there dumbfounded, the funeral concepts in other worlds are so trendy and advanced?

"Eat...eat it?" Isn't this too cruel?

Bailang shook his head: "No, no, no, your view is too narrow. How is it different from those illiterates who think that food is polluted and inedible after the manure is poured on the ground? This is prejudice. You don't understand the ecological cycle of the food chain at all. .”

"Sorry, I can't take it. Anything else?"

Lang Xin nodded: "Of course, I personally admire the two burial methods the most, and they are also the highest-level funeral finishing techniques I have mastered. Although I can't have both, I have pioneered the development of the VIP Supreme Luxury Mixed Funeral Package , I hope you will be satisfied and draw a perfect ending for your father."

"What about the specific content?" Kakashi looked anxious, and didn't trust any punctuation marks of Bailang at all.

"Of course it's the most romantic 'Firework Burial + Diamond Burial (Remarks)'!"

Kakashi's heart sank, and the secret thought sure enough! "Firework burial?"

"Yes, the polluted wreckage of your father was calcined into pure inorganic matter through fire escape, mainly composed of carbon, phosphorus, oxygen, and calcium, and the dregs were filled into fireworks. Then ignite the fuse, spiral up to the sky, and explode a flower in the middle of the night. The romantic fireworks illuminate the entire night sky, and they are everywhere from now on, sharing the same life with the heaven and the earth, full of beautiful blessings."

Kakashi, who didn't understand the mystery of his father's explosive spiral ascension, was still trembling. It's unacceptable to be excited, are people in your world like this?

He forcibly calmed down his excitement and warned himself, maybe this is the custom of the demons from outside the territory?

"What about the other half of the essence?"

Lang kept smiling and introduced in a gentle voice: "As we all know, the carbon element in human ashes can be used to make artificial diamonds! Although your father can't burn relics, he can refine the most essential C element into a bright ashes Diamonds. Diamonds are forever, and they will be handed down forever. It symbolizes eternity and can be worn as jewelry for loved ones to remember."

"The physical properties, chemical composition, and optical effects of ashes diamonds are comparable to natural diamonds. Unlike natural diamonds, the carbon of natural diamonds comes from the movement of the earth's crust, while the carbon of ashes diamonds comes from close relatives. It is a unique treasure in the world. After the "official authority certification" of this seat, it enjoys the anti-counterfeiting protection of heaven, and it comes with unique luck blessing, which is completely different from those coquettish ordinary diamonds."

"The 'VIP Supreme Luxury Mixed Burial' service launched by our company can not only allow the father to ascend in a spiral and live the same life as the heavens and the earth; it can also transform into the strongest diamond in the world and become immortal. Is there a more beautiful funeral than this mixed meaning? The burial is weak, and the spiral is soaring. Deterioration and decay, diamonds are eternal! What are you waiting for? It is better to act quickly."

"This..." Kakashi was at a loss for words, he was already numb for the sake of the funeral. Moreover, with the unprecedented success of the funeral, Bailang's [Department Master] condensed a terrifying 'authority', making him uncontrollably convinced and obedient.

After all, the protagonists of this funeral are Bai Lang and Bai Fang, who have only half a dime relationship with Kakashi.

As a high-level supporting role, he couldn't shake Bailang's 'expert authority', and even the contractors who were on the sidelines were all domesticated and became one of the sources of power for this ceremony.

The funeral has been held to this point, although it is not yet the finale, but Bailang wears the title of [Ending and Exiting Truth], and he has already felt his "funeral ceremony" and has established a deep connection with the "Ninja World Root".

Put it in the Xingyue world, that is, through the Holy Grail to break through the channel connecting to the root, it can fix the error loophole about White Fang in the "Black Holy Grail bug". And it was jointly witnessed by representatives of 1/2 camp and 1/3 contractors in the ninja world.

World-class popularity has long been a certainty.

This game is done! All it takes is a luxurious finish to start the business.

"Five-five, cough, Kaka. You must also know our identities, right? Here I can promise that the ashes diamonds refined by my unique method can add some additional elements and be made into paradise-certified 'gems'. You Don't you want to refine the power that your father is most proud of into diamonds, carry it into the paradise with you, and accompany you to conquer world after world, and witness your growth?" Bailang continued to bewitch.

That's right, Bailang rubbed all kinds of funeral objects with his hands, he could add embers, get certified, and bring them back to Paradise.

In addition, the "blind box opening" of the soul coffin can always reveal some "ninjutsu training experience" or other things. Refining these into diamonds, the latter is the perfect vehicle.

[White Teeth Gem] carries the sword power of the Hatake Clan. Get one of these 'ninja sword booster gems', and then embed it into a certain piece of 'knife equipment'.

The father's soul does not disappear, but settles inside the weapon, grows up with his son, and travels through the heavens to face the enemy together. Just thinking about it makes me cry, fatherly love is so great. Need to add money!

Where is my funeral? It is clearly producing wave after wave of merit. The Taoism is authentic, who else can I have?

"I……"

Hearing Bailang's endless salesmanship, Kakashi had to admit that he was a little moved.

Both fireworks burials and diamond burials exist, and they are well-founded, not made up.

Firework burial is a funeral that can not only entrust the grief of the living, but also fulfill the wish of the deceased. Perhaps it is the best way to pay the last respect to the deceased. This cultural exhibition held in the UK opened up a funeral theme area, and many exhibitors introduced new concept (firework burial) funeral forms, which opened the eyes of the audience. The so-called "firework burial" refers to mixing the ashes of the deceased into fireworks, which are then shot into the night sky by cannons or other launchers, where they bloom in the night sky. The living send off the dead for the last time in the bright fireworks. Firework burials cost between £900 (about $1,800) and £1,800 (US$3,600). Although "firework burial" is still new in the UK, there are precedents in the US.

Cremation diamond, also known as diamond burial, means that the ashes of the cremated ashes of the deceased are transformed into a kind of artificial diamond through laboratory synthesis, so as to achieve the purpose of "truly immortal" for the dearest person. A cremation diamond is a high-tech artificial diamond that is grown in a laboratory using carbon from the body of the deceased (usually ashes as a sample). It can meet the needs of those who feel that "cemeteries and urns are too dull" to miss their loved ones. Since this "diamond" can be carried around, it can be used to make "jewelry". As early as the 1950s, GE in the United States took the lead in using this technology to synthesize the first laboratory-grown diamond (industrial grade), and then Russia mass-produced it and applied it to industry on a large scale.