Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 734 This Wave Is... Winning! I make a lot of money.

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With a bang, the dazzling fireball radiated light and heat unscrupulously in the sky, stealing the limelight from the sun, and then turned from prosperity to decline, turning into dark red clouds, and finally evolved into a mushroom cloud.

Against the background of this added version of the "Great Fire Extinguishment" daytime fireworks (ashes mushroom cloud model), the "funeral event" came to a successful conclusion without any surprise.

At the last moment of the funeral, Kakashi, the filial son of C, couldn't resist the overwhelming aura of authoritative experts that Bailang inadvertently released.

At that time, he only felt that his brain was flustered, with disorganized voices arguing with each other, and he lost his ability to judge for a while. He just felt suffocated and unable to think independently. Simply at the critical moment, he followed his heart, trusted and followed Bailang's expert advice, and chose a mixed VIP, supreme and luxurious mixed burial.

Since the funeral was chosen to be held during the day, and the entire 'ceremony' was successfully connected to the 'root of the ninja world', it cannot be interrupted. It is not impossible to insist on delaying the launch of fireworks until the night.

But Bailang couldn't keep the audience's unprecedented enthusiasm until dark, forcing the delay would only cause the loss of "funeral power", and the gain outweighed the loss. So he made a decisive decision and let Mr. Shuo Mao transform into a small sun in the daytime, shining on Konoha, fully explaining what the real "hard core will of fire" is!

As a true hardcore Konoha ninja, where Mr. White Fang ascended to the sky in a spiral, explosions are endless. The flames soared into the sky to illuminate the leaves, and the ashes brought nutrition and nourished everything, allowing new leaves to germinate. When the prosperity dissipates, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium will eventually disappear, leaving only the brilliant ashes and diamonds shining brightly, which will last forever for future generations to look up to.

At the last part of the funeral, Bailang "opened the coffin from the blind box" on the spot, and took out the black and white photo urn of "Sound and appearance". After opening, apart from a handful of carbon elements with a purity of 99.999%, there are some [? ? ? ]’s crystallization of the purification of the evils of this world, a copy of [Hangi Knife Practice Experience], and multiple pieces of equipment.

There were five filthy heroic spirits buried by Bailang. Among them, the Saber class left behind a short knife that Bai Fang used in his lifetime, and the Assassin class left behind a mask with a breath-holding effect...

Since this funeral was jointly initiated by the "White Dwarf Team" and the "Konoha Federation" behind Bailang, and his personal funeral technology was a stake, in the eyes of everyone, if he chose to monopolize the inheritance, it would be too ugly to eat.

Therefore, Lang generously took out these 'funeral proceeds' and began to host the loot-sharing activity on the spot.

[Department Master] is an 'auxiliary profession', not good at fighting, unpopular and niche, only authoritative in the professional field. At the same time, he also obtained the authoritative right to distribute the inheritance. No one will question it, because everyone is convinced. (Bailang: Are you happy?) (Nodding madly: Convinced! Convinced!)

The attributes of the dagger and mask were so-so, and he couldn't use it himself, so he simply gave it to Kakashi as a relic. This 'funeral' is his advertisement to the entire Paradise Alliance. Don't care about personal gains and losses. Word of mouth is the most important thing. He is building character!

Bailang believes that what he gives now will be rewarded a hundred times or a thousand times in the future.

Is it a loss? I make a lot of money!

It's a pity that he signed the envoy contract early on every five and five, and he also used up the second envoy bar. Otherwise, the favorability will increase sharply, or it may be brought back to the paradise, and then sold at a high price.

After a brief negotiation, Lang took the "sword skills practice experience passed down from generation to generation of the Hatake family" as an enchanting raw material, paid 50 embers, and held up a small bottle of "urn", as if trying to perform magic, and displayed it in public some.

In the next second, Lang used the virtual career template to activate [Funeral Alchemy]. Amid all the melon-eating exclamations, a light blue quality inlaid gem (light yellow diamond) was rubbed out.

Then, in the continuous and intense applause, he solemnly handed over the diamond to Kakashi, patted him on the shoulder, said some inspirational poisonous chicken soup, and once again received grateful eyes from the dutiful son.

Behind him, wearing a black suit, Obito of '喜の郎 (喜从の先生)' was also affected by the atmosphere, with tears in his eyes, no excitement, agitation and jumping away from the past, only moved and raised his hand to wipe the corners of his eyes Moisture, holding a set of exquisite 'bone china tableware' presented by Bailang, could not calm down for a long time.

This set of gifts is also one of the blueprints of [Funeral Alchemy] mastered by Bailang. When he was synthesizing treasures, he put nearly a hundred copies of drawings into the bronze coffin, and the bone china tableware was one of them. I vaguely remember that it was originally a set of "Apa tea collection"?

The amount of ashes provided by an adult is quite considerable, not to mention that Bai Fang's shipment is huge for five people! In addition to launching unnecessary impurities into the sky to live the same life as heaven and earth; and a small handful of high-purity essence for immortality, there is still a lot left.

As a result, the wave combined with the soil that can be found everywhere in nature, and a set of "bone china tableware" with exquisite shape, luxurious pattern and fine texture was rubbed out with bare hands, which is full of victorian and British aristocrats.

It is a good choice whether it is used for eating and tasting tea, so that the deceased will be with the deceased for a lifetime; or as a gift to relatives and friends, placed indoors as an exquisite work of art to exorcise evil spirits. Produced by White Fang, you deserve it, Konoha's official designated banquet utensils.

Not only will it not spoil the atmosphere, but it is a work of art. European vampires can't burn the delicate oriental porcelain, so they like to delve into evil ways, come up with some ghost things to benchmark against China, and impose standards to show their own B style and taste.

The Zongyi Ninja world, which has always respected the golden retriever, will definitely follow this trend.

You see, how happy you are with your smile.

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When the funeral was over and the audience was walking home, they could not extricate themselves from the taste of "Laliyah Seafood Poisonous Mushroom Soup", representatives from various forces also stepped forward to observe the "blind box opening coffin" 'The seven-star coffin.

At this time, Bailang put away the [Treasure Phantasm - Soul-Suppressing Coffin of the Underworld (Coffin)], leaving only the wooden coffin (disposable, not recycled) that once sealed the 'Undead in Dirty Land' for inspection.

After repeated inspections, these contractors finally confirmed that Bailang was not playing tricks. The black mud heroes who surpassed the shadow level were indeed permanently obliterated, and even left behind relics, and they were equipment certified by the paradise.

This discovery caused quite an uproar.

As observers, they didn't understand how Bailang did it? What is the principle? But it is obviously related to the 'god' and the 'ceremony' behind the funeral.

What should I do if I don't have enough intelligence to deal with my superiors? Many little clever ghosts at the scene suddenly had an idea, and bid one after another to bid for the "trophy" after the opening of the Bailang blind box, and compete for the seven-star soul-suppressing coffin.

Fortunately, at the critical juncture, Bailang shouted: "The 'bone china set' is the essence left after the 'evil of this world' has been purified! Although I don't understand the mystery, the secret of super-purified black mud must be hidden. In it!"

In order to decipher and master the technology of self-purification of black mud (to deal with superiors), the greedy contractors let the funeral gifts (a large number) that were originally casual, be sold at the price of souvenirs (to make a lot of money).

In the blink of an eye, Bailang made up for the loss he suffered due to the distribution of the inheritance. For a funeral, he actually earned 5,000 embers by selling discs? ! Who would believe this bitch? There is no reason! How much money do I make for burying a black mud heroic spirit? !

This is a vacation, he didn't even take on a serious mission in the paradise, and he was doing all his own private work. As a result, a sudden rush to the funeral allowed him to earn the total income of the previous mission!

Go to Nima to be a serious fire spreader and do serious tasks, labor and management quit! It's a showdown between labor and capital, and I'm going to have a 'funeral'! Make big money!

In the end, Bailang was squeezed out of the center of the big stage at the tomb, and Kakashi, a dutiful son with a confused face, was surrounded by everyone, trying to buy the relics in his hands at a high price, especially the 'White Fang Diamond'.

These contractors also saw that Bailang's 'funeral' relied more on external forces, with the help of rituals, and by the general environment. I am afraid that without the cooperation of so many forces, it would be difficult for him to replicate this success. Therefore, the relic in Kakashi's hand is more valuable for research.

These things themselves are not worthy of the condescension of second- and third-tier contractors, but the "business opportunities" behind them are worth it.

Confused, Kakashi sold everything except the 'White Fang Diamond' before he warmed up, and was happy to raise a huge sum of money, enough for him to fully transform himself into the paradise as soon as he entered the paradise. It is no problem to strengthen and arm it once, and even let the 'main god' copy a new father 100% according to the molecular structure of White Fang. (Bai Fang: I'm not dead at all! I'm cheating my corpse to make money, to earn an immigration fee for my son!)

Bailang had to sigh with emotion, he probably got a blessing in disguise, right?

Originally, his father's murder of Konoha brought him huge mental pressure, but he was unable to solve it, and was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. However, in desperation, he met the noble man in his life (Zan Ma Lang).

Not only did Lang save his dead father for him, it was over! Complete! waived! fee! Let Bai Fang get relief, let him get redemption, let Konoha put an end to hidden dangers, and blow the arrogance of the "Black Holy Grail" for the will of the ninja world. In addition, he was also given a 'Inlaid Diamond', and the rest of the relics were sold at sky-high prices in an instant, completing the original accumulation of entering the paradise.

In just one day, Kakashi's situation is very different, and his future life is full of light. What is a happy funeral? This is a happy burial, which makes people feel happy and full of expectations for the future.

...

After being forced to withdraw from the grave, Bailang also began to take stock of the harvest of this 'funeral ceremony'.

First of all, the funeral was held in Konoha, the center of the ninja world, gathering half of the ninja world, and 1/3 of the contractor team sent representatives, and the attention was unprecedented. And Lang really relied on the attention + conviction from the "human society" to push the "ceremony" to the point of connecting with the "root of the ninja world", and sent away the 5 times dirty heroic spirit cleanly.

Therefore, world-class popularity +1!

This 'Legendary Degree' cannot be used for the time being, and the title of [Entomber], which is still in the growth stage, has also received a lot of nutrients, which improves the quality of the treasure by one level: [D+]

There is no upgrade from D to C, which shows that the "hardware quality" of the treasure itself is limited. At least the 'coffin set' itself is lacking and cannot meet the upgrade standard.

And the extra [+] sign is where the soul is, giving him the ability to 'leapfrog funeral'. In a critical moment, when there is nothing to bury, you can still turn the tide, and the maximum "funeral output limit" doubles out of thin air.

In terms of practice, it is a 'explosive seed funeral'. After Kakarot failed to save Frieza, he started the second funeral of "Super Mother Funeral 1". If it's D++, it's 'Super Mommy 2'.

In addition, he had just acquired the virtual profession of [Department Master] that he was still unfamiliar with. After this battle, he got some kind of tempering.

If you regard the [Encoffiner] as a newly cast sword, then this funeral is a ceremony of consecrating the sword. Using five times the shadow-level dirty soil, black mud and white teeth as sacrifices, perfect transcendence, communicate with the roots of the ninja world, bless and empower this 'profession', lay a very high foundation in one fell swoop, and the beginning is the peak.

[You presided over a very influential world-class funeral, which attracted the attention of the will of the ninja world, communicated with the root of the planet, and gave freedom to the dead souls polluted by the evil of this world. Popularity +1. The title of "Department Master" was promoted, and the title of "In and Out of Truth" was promoted. 】

[You are being followed again by Ninja World, please choose one of the following two options:]

[Option 1: A single body is promoted to be the focus of the World Will. Continue to purify the "evil in this world" for the ninja world, which can improve the individual's status in the ninja world. (Immortal level account, ranked 165th)]

[Option 2: Merge this ninja concern with the 'Holy Land Construction Template'. Transferred to the "Lotus Pond", greatly improving the status of the "Holy Land Template" in the ninja world sequence. (up to 131)]

Lang was flattered by this tip.

For the Paradise Alliance to destroy the ninja world, the 'Black Holy Grail bug' has only benefits and no harm. Because the "evil of this world" not only accelerated the speed of destruction, but the flooding and erosion of the black mud also increased the "digestibility" of the paradise.

Everything that is deeply polluted and absorbed by the black mud will eventually be decomposed and digested by the 'Paradise' and transformed into nutrients.

Only the "Ninja World" and the "Contractor" are threatened by the "evil of this world".

Paradise is fully capable of digesting the 'evil of this world'. Black mud is an unsolvable and deadly poison to the ninja world, and it has changed from chronic death to acute death.

For the contractors, pollution will infiltrate the 'engineering project', resulting in crazy shrinkage and depreciation of income, making ends meet. It is equivalent to the contractors working hard to gather the "world crystallization", but the paradise flows into their own pockets in the form of "black mud" at zero cost.

Therefore, after completing this unprecedented funeral, Bailang was immediately regarded as a life-saving straw by the "ninja will" who survived in a desperate situation, endowing him with extraordinary luck; at the same time, he was also treated with emphasis by many contractors.

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The ninja planet is now threatened by the "Black Holy Grail" and chooses to show favor to Bailang; it is very similar to the three native immortals "toad, snake, and slug" that were born after being threatened by the alien Kaguya Hime.

The latter resolutely bewitched the two filial sons, taught the immortal model, cheated their mothers crazy, sealed them into the moon, placed play, attempted to usurp the throne, and was crowned king.

If Bailang chooses 1, he will also enjoy the support of the ninja will policy of the new era of "Buying Mother Immortal".

Even if he doesn't have a 'Holy Land', he can rely on his talent to deeply connect with the will of the ninja world and gain a place. It's just that he didn't follow the "Otsutsuki Sequence", and he didn't have a ninja administrator account like "Reincarnation Eye, Tenseigan", but a planetary administrator account (Ninja ***) of "Spiritual Beast Immortal".

Going down this road, after the Ninja World is destroyed in the future, Bailang can still get a share of it without passing through the 'artificial holy land'. Even with the help of the destruction of the ninja world, he analyzed his own 'funeral law'.

At the same time, this personal 'support' can also be transferred to the 'Lotus Pond'. At the same time, the specifications of the "Holy Land" were increased, and his control and influence over the "Holy Land" was deepened.

After weighing the pros and cons, Bailang of course chose to go it alone!

Because he is currently using the account of the 'Uchiha tea tree mushroom', the [blasphemy priest] who is backed by the mysterious 'God (Keito)'; 'Confused? I am sworn to death with that fellow!

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In addition to this unexpected joy, Lang's [Department Master] profession also started from scratch, generating a set of default [Funeral Group Formula]

[Perfect Funeral Formula = Underworld Coffin Refining Technique + Sealing Technique + Hearse Drift + Coffin-Carrying Seven People + Pink Funeral Song and Dance Troupe + Sinking Devil Funeral Band + DJ in the Mourning Hall (Poor Disc Fu) + Wealthy Disco at the Tomb of the Grave + Serving Food in the Village + Hand rubbing the stele + opening the coffin with a blind box + flowers and diamonds]

There are no roads in the world, and there are many roads, so there are roads.

For the profession of [Department Master], there is no fixed burial process. Moreover, he has hundreds of blueprints in his body, so he has unlimited funeral possibilities.

But after an unprecedentedly successful funeral comparison, the 'virtual career' will automatically collect data, filter and summarize the most efficient funeral tips.

It's like there was no martial arts at the beginning, only the windmill Wang Baquan. However, there are too many white whores who were beaten to death for reading books and not subscribing, so they summed up various excellent moves, and then formed a genre. Such as: tiger claws, no family, no offspring, no legs...

Bailang's 'big data burial method' is not solidified, every link is going through a funeral, screening the advantages and eliminating the disadvantages, and supporting the room for improvement in subsequent optimization and reorganization.

His set of formulas can completely select and combine 'funeral packages' according to the strength of the funeral target, greatly saving one's own energy consumption.

In the face of weak customers, you don’t need a full set of formulas, just pick a few ‘funeral tips’, you can be floated away with a hearse, and you can be trampled to death with a graveyard dance.

And in the face of those magic masters who can't be sent away, not to mention the full set of formulas, even expand the funeral specifications, invite celebrities from all over the world, hold a "funeral summit" at the level of the Peach Festival, and sign a package of hundreds of billions on the spot Order, to bless the 'funeral' specification, to suppress the target.

...

After the funeral, with the birth of Bailang turned out to be a blockbuster, his personal information was also dug up by the paparazzi.

From when he came to the ninja world to practice medicine, to packing and selling newcomers for personal gain, joining Longyin Village, he was seriously injured and disabled on the night of rebellion, the blasphemy priest was exposed, and he disappeared mysteriously after leaving the house. , No longer practicing medicine to save lives, diverted to holding funerals.

Some paparazzi keenly discovered that he had found the wealth code. I finally realized that studying medicine cannot save the ninja world, since I see through 'I can't save it! wait to die! farewell! ’, so he abandoned medicine and turned to graves, and switched to making coffins and rubbing monuments, and started playing funerals?

This is too transparent! It is even possible to intentionally put people to death first, and then try to see the poor, provide excellent funeral services, and take everything from upstream to downstream.

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As more and more personality profiles and experience analysis about Bailang are presented to different forces, everyone has the following analysis and judgment on Bailang's experience:

'Medical Contractor' was his external disguise. This person is only proficient in the 'blood healing witchcraft', and has temporarily learned simple medical knowledge, so he brags and calls himself an 'old witch doctor', far from the strength he is boasting about.

His core competitiveness of pretending to be a "medical contractor" originated from a "goddess of life" bound by [blasphemy priest]?

When he came to the ninja world this time, he first embraced an "evil god" thigh, but was used by "Oshemaru" and "the second generation of a certain paradise" and then abandoned, falling into the bottom of his life.

But half a month ago, he came back from a desperate situation and embraced the thigh of the third "unknown god". Not only was he resurrected with full blood, but he also mastered the new power to "purify the evil in this world", and officially set foot in the "funeral industry". Obtain a state that other 'big burial masters' can't reach in their lifetime, and become an expert.

Here, the investigators of Paparazzi Paradise highlighted:

The contractor's "core purification ability" does not lie in his own strength and power system, but the "god" he relies on behind him, which is suspected to be the projection of a 5th-level or higher faith-based contractor.

Moreover, during the funeral ceremony, there were fluctuations in the laws of two different 'gods', which further verified the strength of the backer behind him. He has a subordinate 'God', and he is a real boss.

In addition, the contractor's profession [blasphemy priest] has also become a new focus of attention. Compared with other self-defined "power systems" from scratch, they finally condense to form a "big source".

The shamelessness and arrogance of the [blasphemy priest] is that as long as you embrace a new thigh, you can use the 'thigh' as ​​a 'big source', and reach the sky in one step to be on an equal footing with third-level or even fourth-level contractors.

And different from ordinary 'clergy system occupations', [Profane Priest] can switch and bind different 'Gods' at no cost, and frequently replace 'Dayuan Core', which is equivalent to obtaining several occupations, which makes many contractors who work hard on their own, Drooling with envy and hatred.

However, at present, this family is the only one that can efficiently purify the 'black mud', no matter how upset Bailang is, no one will attack him. Because this product is definitely a beneficial insect, it will neither threaten the interests of other contractors, but also help everyone, and is naturally cared and protected by the contractors of all camps.

Whoever dares to touch him is going against all the contractor forces who are threatened by the black mud.

It was drained yesterday, and it was cut off for a day, and today it is made up with three-in-one.

Are you touched?