Dimensional Eroders

Two days after White Fang ascended to the sky in a spiral, Konoha City once again returned to the state of depression and despair before the end of the world. The aborigines were busy trying to save themselves from the desperate situation, while the circle of contractors caused waves, gestating a new round of storms.

Bai Lang became a blockbuster and made his official debut as an idol who sells graves. His name moved to the League of Legends, and his voice shocked the three worlds!

At least in the top-tier paradises of fire transmission, paparazzi, destruction, death, food, machinery... his exclusive deeds will be circulated in a small area.

After all, relying on funerals to become famous is the rarest of rares, and it's a rare thing in a thousand years. Serious contractor, why do this? But this is enough for him to be on the top of the entertainment news board in the big league where countless rumors are produced every day.

Compared with the vast majority of contractors who are still mediocre even if they reach the third level, and have little reputation in their own paradise, Bailang has saved at least 30 years of struggle time in this wave. Only entering the second level, the reputation is not inferior to the second generation of Paradise, which is the peak of the second level.

It's just that this 'Grave Selling Idol' is indeed a bit dull, not even as good as the 'Real Estate Sales Champion', no matter how low it sounds.

Also in the afternoon of that day, Chuanhuo Cemetery's only newly promoted "Grave Selling Idol", and a negotiation team composed of all the contractors, were conducting the final round of funeral negotiations.

The two sides argued fiercely, their words were sharp, and they refused to give in to each other, just to keep the cost of a single funeral to a minimum.

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Bailang was alone, under the oppression of almost the entire ninja world's "contractor camp", and the negotiations were difficult.

At this time, it was the other party's turn to "inquire + suppress". The reason given in this wave is very far-fetched and even a little overbearing. It is actually 'rare things are more expensive'?

This "rare things are more expensive" completely deviated from Bailang's common sense. After listening to it, he almost thought that his elementary school physical education teacher died too early. He only taught Chinese until the fourth grade and died.

Lang thought that, as the only mourner in black mud, he should be the one who was vaguely valuable. If the contractors leave themselves, the world will face a severe "black mud crisis".

It's not that the Tier 3 bosses can't deal with the 'Dirt Heroic Spirit', but that they don't have conventional efficient targeted lethality. Every time you deal with it, you have to pay a lot of money. If things go on like this, in order to maintain the project in hand, it is necessary to invest a lot of additional silent costs.

In the end, if the profit is limited, it will be a big loss!

Therefore, before the entire ninja world succeeds in pirating their own "funeral power", they should confess themselves. However, can his 'funeral secrets' be imitated casually? Do you have [Bao Phantasm - Soul Requiem Coffin], do you have a virtual Dayuan 'funeral style'?

However, it turns out that he was thinking too much. If the combined strength of these contractor representatives is expressed in percentages, then Mitsukonoha's group represents almost 40% of the contractors in the ninja world.

And after a day and night of brewing and fermentation, a large number of teams from the Vortex organization camp also participated. They expressed serious concern about the new "grave selling pioneers" in Konoha, and they also placed orders to sell graves. So the percentage continued to soar, reaching 70%, and there is still room for increase.

Compared with this interest group, Bailang plus his invisible 'lotus pond' is about 0.1%. People's words are slight, and theoretically there is no qualification for bargaining at all. If he really doesn't know how to praise, a few random people on the opposite side can destroy him repeatedly dozens of times.

Lang also has self-knowledge, his actual combat ability, even if [Multiple Evil Spirit Transformation], he can take a few tricks with the senior third rank without falling behind. But the problem is that people can send infinitely many third and fourth ranks to hang themselves, there is no comparison at all.

The other party is willing to bargain for him because of the mysterious backer (Ji Du) behind Lang, who is suspected of being the contractor of the fifth-level faith and conferring the gods. The deity did not come to the ninja world to harvest on a large scale, but sent a projection as a thigh, chose [blasphemy priest] as a spokesperson, and cultivated the white glove 'Bailang'.

You can look down on Bailang, but you have to give face to the unwarranted 'Jidu'.

On the other hand, if Bailang is in a hurry, he is coming to the ninja world for vacation, and at worst, he will run back to the paradise with a bucket in his hands and stop playing. Without the "Grave Selling Pioneer", where is there such a cheap and stable funeral channel? Do you still want to fry the grave?

But giving face is one thing, negotiating a price is another, 'Bailang + Jidu' doesn't have that much face and all the contractors are tough.

From the other party's point of view, rare things are more expensive. When the 'funeral technology' first came out, because there are too few successful precedents, each game is indeed very rare. As a result, a mere 'White Fang's funeral' made him earn 5,000 embers, an absolute premium. But as the number of funerals increases, the by-products of those "blind box openings" increase, and funerals become worthless.

As Bailang went to funerals in batches, the number of funerals continued to increase, and it was impossible to rely on this technology to monopolize the "funeral bargaining power" and wantonly suck the blood of the contractors!

Is it possible that a single person dares to challenge the elite team of the park, so that they can absorb several times more income than ordinary "project engineering" from us?

We give you three points, it is for face, not for fear. Behind you is the platform of the 'Fifth Rank Boss'. Don't we have a backer behind us? If you commit public outrage, the fifth-tier contractor will kill you! Not to mention a mere projection.

Therefore, the funeral expenses must return to the normal price, so that this business can continue for a long time.

Bailang's offer of 5,000 embers per funeral was simply a daydream. These forces have reached a tacit agreement and will not allow Lang to sit on the ground and raise prices. This kind of cooperation loses out once it is shot and then breaks up, but both parties benefit from cooperation.

At this time, a negotiator from Paparazzi Paradise weighed the pros and cons with Bailang earnestly, and even listed a function, drawing a graph on the xy axis, talking about the curve relationship between the cost of a single funeral and the number of funeral orders.

"Exorbitant funerals, disturbing the market, difficult negotiations, bad morals, ugly food, few orders, many enemies, are not conducive to future development. Is this good? Not good!"

"Cheap funerals, small profits but quick turnover, easy bargaining, urgency for public good, good karma, lots of orders, wide contacts, good for future development, okay? Good!"

"So young people, you have to be virtuous in funerals. We advise you to do it yourself."

After many rounds of hints, intimidation, threats, and lures, both openly and secretly, Bailang finally followed suit, shamelessly, and settled the single funeral expenses at a price of [350 embers/field], which seemed not high, but far exceeded He expected.

Although he was very happy, Lang still kept a Sima face. This made the negotiators very comfortable, as if they had defeated Bailang and the big boss behind him with their ingenuity.

Of course, after Bailang received the funeral buyout fee of [350 embers/field], he lost the right to issue and participate in the subsequent 'funeral futures'.

That's right, this wave of opponents also did not lose. A [Tax Evasion Paradise] contractor who he had never heard of, frantically proposed that before the ninja world is destroyed, we will start a wave of arbitrage mode of "grave speculation + leverage".

Because of the special situation of "more mud and less graves" in the ninja world, it is very likely that the ninja world will be destroyed. Bailang died suddenly on the overtime road to 007's funeral and sold the grave, and the excess high-level black mud has not been cleaned up.

Combined with the urgency of time, the "supply and demand of fried graves" came into being.

The bargaining group monopolizes the "grave head distribution market", and the vast contractor team has a large number of "grave head demand", which creates more room for maneuvering and cheating each other. Use another mode to recover the losses caused by "ninja version update, early collapse".

As for who will endorse, of course it is the "Ninja World Will"! Then the ninja world exploded, and the market exploded. Wouldn't it be beautiful for us to suck up the last inheritance and run away with buckets?

Naturally, some people recover their losses or even make a fortune by frying their graves, and more people will lose their positions on their graves. They wish that Bailang would bury himself and never return to Paradise.

Lang has no interest in such unconscionable things. He is a poor, weak and helpless ordinary human being at the bottom. He only wants to create labor value in a down-to-earth manner, earn some hard money, and doesn't bother to speculate on graves to increase leverage.

As for the [Tax Evasion Paradise], he also specifically inquired about it. It is a sub-paradise belonging to [Hell]. 'Tax evasion' is just a nickname like 'paparazzi, grave head'. It specializes in cultivating and transporting financial contractor talents. In the exclusive high-dimensional hell of its own [hell space], there are many devil training courses (devil finance, devil law... …), very professional.

The one that can compete with Tax Evasion Paradise is another [Code Farmer Space] that belongs to [Mechanical Paradise]. He was a programmer in his lifetime, but before his sudden death, he "wanted to know the meaning of life", so he clicked OK. After his death, he entered the [Code Farmer Space] to gain the blessing of extraordinary power, and was trained to be the ultimate code tool ape who never eats, drinks or sleeps! Continue to be crazy 007, Brain in a Vat 007, The Matrix 007, Mechanical Ascension 007...

Then, Bailang no longer wanted to inquire about the core of other 'Paradise', it was so depressing!

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After the bargaining was over, a large number of "funeral and tomb repair orders" from the ninja world came in one after another. Converted into embers, they can support him to complete the second or even third level. Lolita lends money.

Bailang only hated that he only had two hands and two legs and a dummy job, so he couldn't handle it at all.

In the same night, he used the [Devil Pillar] belief server, combined with Jidu's [Data] priesthood, to start big data calculations, prioritizing those who are located in remote places and those who are too difficult to bury... Select the ones with dense orders, and then combine them with Ninja Using the world traffic map, draw a "Ninja World Tour Funeral Route Map" with the fastest route, and put his lair "Water Country" at the fourth stop.

This route circles the Ninja Continent for a week and passes through all the important cities of the former five great powers. Behind this ninja funeral tour, there is another plan hidden.

In a rush to work overnight, Bailang took out his "Funeral Roadmap" and communicated with the newly established "Grave Speculation Committee". Next, the whole process of high-profile funeral, stole the limelight.

Many Tier 3s who have seen the world have also lamented that they have embarked on a lifelong mission, fighting in and out of different worlds, why haven't they seen such a big storm?

But I have never seen such a fantasy scene. A mere second level, with no background, to be so high-profile and arrogant, everyone had to laugh and applaud, escort + cheers all the way, and shouted: Mr. Tea Tree Mushroom 666.

"The last one who was so obsessed was the third burial of the royal brother of the AkA gang in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, with a white dragon horse under his crotch, a Monkey King in front of him, a marshal with a canopy at his side, and a general with a curtain behind him. Fang Jiedi, Six Soldiers and Six Armors, and Guardian Jialan, escorted by thirty-nine invisible wings, killed all the demons and goblins along the way, whoring all the big goblins, tsk tsk tsk..."

Along the way, Bailang stopped and stopped, not knowing what it was to be low-key? Show off your funeral skills. The places where waves have been have become graves, and the roads they have traveled have not blossomed. There is a saying:

As soon as the suona sounded, the cloth was covered and the whole village ninjas waited for the food to be served.

I didn't know the meaning of the suona when I first heard it, but I was already in the coffin when I heard it again.

I don't hear anything outside the coffin with my ears, and I only play Huang Quandi with all my heart.

All the way to the palace of the king of hell, never in love with the world.