Dimensional Eroders

Everywhere he went, Bailang performed funeral performances with an average of no less than 5 and a maximum of 11 performances.

It is not his style to keep repeating the same routine and eventually evolve into an efficient but mechanically boring funeral.

As the only ninja who has the ability to carry out regular funerals, he regards "holding funerals" as a kind of fun, trying new tricks and testing new ideas every game.

Anyway, there are a group of many contractors behind him who will take the blame for him. As long as he achieves the 'result', the process can be messed up. Therefore, he has repeatedly practiced and explored the bottom line of the profession of "mortician", summed up a series of innovative and experimental fancy funerals, and made great progress in the three major fields of "coffin making, stele rubbing, and alchemy".

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[Underworld Coffiner] The core mystery of this profession is closely related to the quality of the 'wood' used. The higher the quality of the wood, the more effective the refined coffin will be, and it will have unexpected 'special properties' at random, and eventually a 'new coffin equipment' with different functions and styles will be derived.

On the basis of the same 'coffin-making technology', if you can obtain 'root-level wood', you may not be able to create a coffin that is comparable to or even surpasses the original [Soul Requiem Coffin]. At the same time, Bailang also confirmed that after the [Embracing Master] job was released, the 'coffins' made by himself still perfectly fit with the [Foundation Column-Sealing Technique], which can greatly improve the sealing effect.

So he had an idea and decisively used the public equipment for private use for his own profit.

Under the premise that the "funeral performance fee" was nailed down and the price could not be increased, Lang began to place orders for the funeral, extorting various materials certified by the paradise, which were used to increase the effect of the funeral and reduce his burden.

The reason is very good, his 'funeral power' does not originate from himself, but relies on the 'god' behind it. As a chess piece, a tool, he also has 'durability'.

In particular, he is just a newcomer to the second level. Apart from a rare hidden profession, his basic configuration is mediocre, and his blood is a pitiful, weak and helpless mortal.

However, for me like this, every time I go to a place, I will hold multiple funerals non-stop, sacrifice to the graves of heaven and earth, communicate with the will of the ninja world, repair the root-level 'Black Holy Grail bug', and completely purify the unclean spirits.

Think about it with your brain, can this kind of consumption be borne by Tier 2 Mengxin? Even a vibrator made of an iron pestle will wear and rust and be ground into needles after a long time, let alone a newcomer.

The more buried, the more serious the damage to Bailang's secret deficit. In order to show this, he asked the little arrow to stab himself two or three times every night when he was resting. The latter was overjoyed and felt the deep paternity of his father.

And the silly fufu who was prevented from performing surgery on the wound turned into lemon essence, which was so sour. He no longer pays attention to his own tail, and prepares to cut off his robes and cut off his righteousness, completely severing the relationship.

Relying on his strong physique, Bai Lang never resorted to blood therapy to heal him, allowing the wounds to increase and accumulate every day, weakening and haggard at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The bodyguards of the contractor responsible for the security work saw that they were anxious, and unconditionally cooperated with his various "reasonable requests". And those teams that hadn't yet had their turn to "send the funeral and build a grave" also sent treasured tonics and blood bottles one after another, for fear that Bailang would lie down in the ICU and send himself away before sending the black mud away.

In this way, a large number of high-quality wound medicines and certification materials flowed into his pocket, and while hanging his life in an alternative way, he continued to work (get rich) to make up for the lack.

As for the famous "Physics Demon Blood Witch Doctor", he would be seriously injured and weak? This is not in line with human design. Doesn't he know how to heal himself?

This kind of question seems very ridiculous. The current backer of the "Blood Witch Doctor" is not the god who masters the "law of life", but a brand new "purification" god. His 'Great Source' was switched to 'Funeral Department', so of course he couldn't continue to do 'Healing Department'.

In order to relieve Bailang's pressure and protect the sustainable development of leeks, [Devil's Eye] reached a new agreement with Uzumaki Tsunadehime, and finally arranged for someone to transport a heretic golem Zuo Aifei to help him create more and better ones. coffin, reducing the difficulty of burial.

When the huge sealed scroll was unsealed, a broken arm at the level of a skyscraper lay in front of him, which was quite shocking. It was broken at the elbow, and the complete palm and forearm were sent to Bailang.

Heretic golem, the body of the ten tails, the torso of the ancient world tree in the ninja world, can you imagine how huge this thing is?

Cutting off a left arm of the heretic golem not only broke through the sky with the "wood quality", how many top-quality coffins can be made with so much weight? It is enough to be used as a funeral for the Sage of the Six Paths.

Bailang had bargained with Dashewan before to get a piece of fingernail, but he was reluctant to use it. Now that a complete Zuo Aifei is in front of him, he only regrets that the storage space is too small, it has already been filled. Moreover, these logs are non-certified items, and they cannot be brought back to the paradise.

[Devil's Eye] also saw that no matter how greedy Bailang was, he would not be able to take away the Concubine Zuo, so he was allowed to deal with the 'divine wood'. What's more, there are a bunch of third-tier bodyguards watching, and Bai Lang doesn't act recklessly, but simply wastes the wood of the 'God Tree' to brush up the proficiency of [Underworld Coffin Refiner].

Manufacture a large number of six-level "extreme sealed ninja tools (coffins)", and then seal them into scrolls one by one. The more ammunition is stored, the more ammunition is stored. Putting this kind of talent in Xingyue is the low-profile golden "treasure of the grave"; putting it in Marvel, it is the Omega-level mutant "King of Ten Thousand Burials".

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In addition to the private use of public equipment, wantonly embezzlement of healing potions and certified materials, and hoarding a large number of "sealed ninja tools" for himself to build a coffin warehouse; every time he went to the funeral, he not only carefully built graves, set up soul-gathering monuments, and commemorated and comforted these thoroughly. The lost 'filthy heroic spirit'.

After he reached an agreement with the contractor forces to provide 'funeral services'. Bailang seems to be working for the entire ninja world, but in fact he has the privilege of "repairing graves by order", which allows him to travel freely in all parts of the ninja world, and enter the "Dongtian blessed land" set as a forbidden area by the contractor team to build graves for funerals.

This was simply impossible in the past. Each project, under the management of the contractor, gradually becomes the "energy node" of the root of the ninja world. In the future when the world collapses, the legacy of the ninja world will first gather at these 'nodes' and then be plundered.

Therefore, apart from Bailang who "repairs the grave by order and saves the black mud", it is difficult for anyone to enter the lair of different teams for the first time at will. Just like the 'Lotus Pond', Bailang will not allow random people to enter, and stage Takiyin's past events.

Every time Bailang finishes his funeral, he will carefully build a 'one grave', which makes it necessary to mention another core secret of his profession: [Underworld's Monument Rubbing Master]

Before coming to the ninja world, he knew nothing about the 'formation'. He doesn't know the formation map, nor does he know how to set up the formation, let alone refine the formation flag.

After some quick training in Longyin Village, he stole a copy of [108 Looking Up at the Starry Sky Array], and at the same time learned to refine the 'Bone Writing Wheel Fish Formation Flag'. Through the practice of "creating his own lotus pond", he has a certain in-depth understanding of the "magic circle, domain, and paradise".

Then once this luck comes, it can no longer be stopped.

After obtaining the profession of [Department Master], he discovered that the [Soul Gathering Monument] he created also had the function of 'array formation'. In fact, setting up formations with 'stone tablets' has long been the orthodox foundation of Taoism, and it is more reliable and formal than the biochemical products of 'skeleton writing wheel fish'.

In every mission world with a comprehension system, you can see the formation of stone tablets and the suppression of stone tablets. Carve a unique incantation on the surface of the tablet to enhance the enchantment, and then combine and arrange the magic circle, the power is boundless.

[Soul Gathering Monument] In addition to serving as the basic function of the "formation base", it also has the ability to accept, isolate, and block the "minds of all beings".

The so-called "mind of all living beings" refers to the popularity of a certain object in the world, which can be a story, a curse, or a piece of history. If this object belongs to the "belief system", the thoughts of all beings can also be regarded as the "power of pan-faith". The more it is said, the stronger it becomes.

[Soul Gathering Monument] The reason why it has this function is also to enhance the 'funeral'. Not all customers can be decomposed cleanly, and the really big customers are difficult to be wiped out.

It can only be sealed by the 'advanced coffin', the 'social death judgment' given by the funeral, and the communication between the world and the other party's 'legal death', who should not appear in the world, and then completely suppressed with a large tomb.

This kind of magician is like Kaguya Ji in the moon, who can cheat the corpse at any time. Especially for some big devils who seem to be lying flat, but only need a little 'fear' about themselves in the world, they can be awakened. A [Soul Gathering Tablet] is extremely important.

This kind of tombstone with its own ability to "accept and block thoughts" is like the last patch, which completely separates the "suppressed and sealed" from the outside world and will not be awakened. And "accepting and absorbing thoughts" is often used in the function of "raising corpses", using the thoughts of all beings to inject them into "zombies" to create an alternative "entity heroic zombies" (incense zombies?).

After Bai Lang opened up the profession of [Department Master], he attached great importance to the function of [Soul Gathering Monument].

Because he found that the tombstone accepts the function of shielding the thoughts of all beings, which fits perfectly with the [Nightmare Demon Realm] mastered by Jidu. It only needs to be slightly modified, and the "object of thought" is replaced by Jidu. Isn't this a perfect "dream signal" accept device'?

So he made a funeral tour of the whole ninja world on the surface, but secretly turned the graves of the "filthy heroes" into Jidu's exclusive "Nightmare Demon Realm 5G Signal Base Station".

Don't leave the "six-level coffin" made of wood from the sacred tree. Such a precious "ninja tool" should be buried deep in the grave and serve as an energy hub.

First of all, in the process of holding Bailang's funeral, there is no doubt that it is connected to the "root of the Ninja World" in order to send away the undead. But before the funeral, as long as the tomb is built in time, this connection will not be severed.

Every coffin sitting in the tomb has a connection with the "Ninja World Origin", just like every heroic spirit in the dirty land has a connection with the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.

Secondly, when a complete tomb is built, it is a small formation that operates automatically. If Bailang can't send away the 'big client', then the tomb is a small world that suppresses and seals them. This kind of 'seal' operates automatically for a long time, and the secret lies in the 'feng shui, earth veins, and formation'.

The tomb absorbs the power of heaven and earth from the trend of feng shui to suppress the "evil things in the coffin" (or use it to raise corpses).

Finally, inserting the [Soul Gathering Monument] not only isolates and shields the thoughts brought by all living beings, but also absorbs and stores them as energy, which acts on the 'grave' in reverse, automatically maintaining and repairing the seal to run for a longer period of time.

A tomb can usually hold customers for thousands of years without being destroyed.

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Once such a good grave is decorated by Bailang, it is the perfect 'Nightmare Demon Realm 5G Grave Head Base Station'.

Needless to say, the site selection is near the Paradise of Paradise, where the highest natural energy, chakra, is gathered. The empty "Sacred Tree Coffin" is constantly absorbing reserves and operating as a battery supply base station.

And the basic function of [Soul Gathering Monument] was modified by Bailang, all pointing to 'Jidu', turning into array eyes, accepting and absorbing the 'thoughts (faith)' about Jidu in different regions of the ninja world.

After his arrangement, every 'grave mound', which was expensive and costly, transformed into a login server for the 'Nightmare Demon Realm' built by Kedu in the ninja world.

Where there is a 5G graveyard, the upper part is connected to the thoughts of all living beings, the middle part is consistent with the trend of the earth veins, and the lower part is connected to the will of the ninja world, becoming a permanent entrance to the "Nightmare Demon Realm".

All the "Heroes of Dirty Earth" who were sent away by Bailang were strong, so Bailang bewitched the local people and described them as intangible cultural heritage like "eight million gods".

Although I have super-cleaned the 'demons', their residual demonic energy is still wandering in the world, and they may condense and resurrect again at any time. Therefore, the local villagers should build a "grave head shrine" to offer regular sacrifices to appease the remnant souls and become gods, so that they can live in peace for a long time.

This kind of statement was too appetizing to the villagers, so everyone agreed, and passed on the relevant stories by word of mouth, and provided the "Soul Gathering Monument" with the "power of longing" to activate the "Nightmare Demon Realm Base Station". (The tombstone is engraved with a full set of prayers for "healing the gods", so you don't have to worry about falling asleep.)

After that, it was the routine operations along the coast of the country of water, preaching in dreams.

Ever since, the "Nightmare Demon Realm" created by Jidu in the ninja world instantly obtained a number of "grave base stations" that spread all over the core centers of the ninja world, spread viral fission, developed faith users, and then fed back "Nightmare Demon Realm" through the "grave head base stations" ', weaving a 'dream network' covering the whole ninja world.

And this is the real purpose of Bailang's willingness to "work at a low price": to build tombs according to the order, and to distribute tombs all over the world.

The karma gathered by the massive number of faith-based users attracted and captured by the '5G Grave Head' can also be packaged and transferred to the 'Hinata Salary King' in batches before the ninja world is destroyed.

This plan will grow bigger and bigger as he tours the ninja world for funerals.

Making money at funerals is only the first level.

Private use of public utensils, improving one's own business capabilities, and the quality of brushing treasures is the second level.

Building 5G grave base stations, frantically developing believers to harvest the power of faith, and expanding the healing god system is the third layer.

Constructing the ninja world "Emerald Dream" is the fourth floor compared to the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

The bigger the Emerald Dream is, the more real the unfounded "fifth-level evil god-Keidu" will be. Only by creating the second "Ninja World Nightmare Project" will you be eligible to participate in the collapse of the Ninja World with a new "big boss" , this wave is in the atmosphere!

A reader just today complained about Bailang's hard work at the funeral, and he just went to work after being too busy? Not happy at all!

Can't you hold back for a while longer and vomit after reading this chapter?

Is this part-time job? This wave is standing in the atmosphere, taking the materials provided by everyone, and repairing the base station for myself. Openly repair the grave, secretly build the Emerald Dream, okay?

Is Bailang such a perfunctory person, making a high-profile death to make a fortune? Of course, I choose to make a fortune in silence... It's too difficult for me.

Alas, not a single reader understands me.