I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

"Oh, what's wrong? We are all brothers who have prostituted together... and competed in marksmanship together. Why are we doing it again?" The City King's face stiffened when he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and he quickly changed his words and hugged King Qin Guang to persuade him.

"This bastard is making blind changes in the life and death book. What nonsense is the glory of the world? Damn it, grandma, it ruined the life and death book." King Qin Guang said angrily.

"What's wrong? Is the CPU burned out?" Lin Yi asked angrily, fearing that the problem was not big enough.

"What is a CPU?" The Wheel King scratched his head and was about to approach King Qin Guang when he was punched away by the furious King Qin Guang.

"groove!"

"Why is it broken? Let me take a look. Is this thing still broken?" King Pingping picked up the book of life and death on the ground with a curious look on his face, and silently recited his name in his heart: "King Pingping, mortal name: Lu Chuan, born in the lunar calendar On the eighth day of April, I didn’t get a quota when assigning jobs on the list of gods. After ten lives of practice in the human world, I finally became a formal employee in the underworld..."

He put down the book of life and death with a black look on his face. Although he didn't understand the content, he understood the general meaning: "It's not bad! It's just that this thing has evolution!"

"That's called updating, you idiot." Lin Yi looked at the ten kings of hell proudly and said with disdain.

King Qin Guang, whose fist was only a tenth of an inch away from Lin Yi's handsome face, suddenly stopped his fist and looked at the Book of Life and Death.

"King Guang of Qin, mortal name: Jiang Ziwen, born on the first day of the second month of the lunar calendar... selects good and evil people." King Qin Guang murmured: "It's really not bad." Then he looked up other people again without believing in evil.

"Why can't I find you?" King Qin Guang, who had confirmed that the book of life and death was correct, looked at Lin Yi in confusion.

"Have you turned into a ghost? Mom, I'm afraid... Trouble!" The King of Wheels who had just crawled back was kicked away again by King of Equality.

The King of Hell is so afraid of ghosts. Besides, even if he turns into a ghost, he is still under the influence of heaven. How can he not find it in the Book of Life and Death?

Lin Yi smiled mysteriously. Although it seemed that he was resurrected in just a moment, within the way of heaven, Lin Yi had gone through a long period of time and endured endless pain.

The long years also made Lin Yi have a guess. The Jade Emperor and the old Taoist were probably not simply letting themselves descend to earth to survive the tribulation, but wanted to use themselves to achieve a certain purpose.

Buddhism has been planning for hundreds of millions of years in order to steal more luck during the catastrophe that swept through the three realms. The immortal world is not the same. It is even bigger than the plan of Buddhism. It actually plotted on himself or his master. Lin Yi could only say: "Awesome!"

After he was resurrected from heaven and activated his magic power, Lin Yi felt chills all over his body. Everything he did when he came down to earth, including being martyred for love today, was all within the expectations of the stinky Taoist priest!

There was even a hint of fear in his heart: "Wouldn't the old Taoist even predict that he would betray his master? You know, even though he is his master, he is also..."

Thinking of this, Lin Yi didn't dare to think about it anymore. Instead, he thought of a very important thing. Now that he is not under the jurisdiction of heaven, wouldn't he be able to enter and exit the fairy world at will? This should be the purpose of that smelly old Taoist. You know, Even a saint cannot escape the cycle of cause and effect, jump out of the Three Realms, and will always just talk about it if he is not in the Five Elements.

He was now the only candidate who could freely enter and leave the Three Realms, especially when he thought of the four dogs tied to Nantianmen, Lin Yi laughed.

"Snapped!"

A crisp voice sounded, and the King of Wheels retracted the slap he threw at Lin Yi's head: "You are babbling and laughing at your sister, you are making me laugh so scary."

"groove."

No one cared about the Wheel King who flew far away. King Qin Guang still looked at Lin Yi with confusion on his face. He didn't know where this guy got his nerves wrong and why he still laughed while chatting.

"what is going on?"

Lin Yi said with a smile: "Because Tiandao is my master."

"What the hell, Tiandao is your master, and Emperor Dongyue is my son!" King Chakravartin, who flew back again, said angrily.

The atmosphere suddenly stiffened, and everyone took a few steps back unconsciously, looking like you have the guts!

King Chakravartin's expression suddenly changed, and he begged for air with a mournful face: "Great Emperor, I will do it myself!"

Before they could react, an aura as thick as Mount Tai enveloped everyone present out of thin air. The Chakravartin King could hardly stand. His ugly face was filled with snot and tears as he begged: "Great Emperor, I really know. …”

Before he finished speaking, the huge head of the Wheel King seemed to have been cut off by a sharp weapon, and rolled down to Lin Yi's feet.

All the kings of hell bowed and saluted, bowed their waists towards the east and shouted in unison: "Welcome the emperor!"

"Wuluo, welcome to the underworld as a guest!" The majestic and domineering voice seemed to be able to control the world, with an unparalleled imperial aura, ringing in everyone's ears.

Lin Yi nodded and bent slightly: "Wuluo, meet the emperor!"

The pressure like Mount Tai slowly dissipated, and everyone present, whether they were immortals or ghosts, let out a long sigh of relief.

As Emperor Dongyue left, Lin Yi glanced far away in the direction of Cuiyun Palace and prepared to leave.

He nodded to the nine kings of hell and smiled rather sheepishly: "Well, brothers, I have one last unkind request. I hope you can fulfill it."

"What a familiar plot?" King Bian Cheng muttered, feeling like he had seen it before somewhere before.

"Go away, don't think about it, no way!" King Qin Guang reacted very quickly, quickly put away the life and death certificate, and refused directly.

"Well, I don't mean anything else, I just want to borrow some money!" Lin Yi rubbed his hands and said with a mean smile, looking extremely vulgar!

"Borrow money from the Wheel King, come to us..." Looking at the huge head of the Wheel King next to him, King Song Jiang shook his head: "Pretend I didn't say anything."

"I don't have money to lend you, don't even think about it..." King Qin Guang was about to speak.

"I seem to be able to take people to the mortal world. You don't know the current mortal world. Good guy, tut tut!" Lin Yi interrupted King Qin Guang with a lustful expression and smacked his lips.

"Is one trillion enough?" King Qin Guang's face froze when he heard this, and with a smile on his face, he asked cautiously: "How about two trillion?"

Lin Yi was ecstatic when he heard this and nodded crazily. Damn it, two trillion won't be spent even in ten thousand years, let alone one thousand years.

"I offer twenty trillion, Wu Luo, I want to go to the mortal world, take me there, take me there!" The wheel-turning king with only one head left said happily. If ordinary people saw this scene, they would be afraid. He was going to die on the spot.

Lin Yi looked at the head next to him with disgust, which was several times bigger than his own body. He used his magic power and kicked it away.

Taking the Xumizi money bag (storage space) from King Qin Guang, Lin Yi nodded: "I will go to the mortal world to explore the situation first, and I will pick you up later to play in the mortal world!"

"What the hell, you push him back, I don't care, don't dirty my hands." Vaguely, Lin Yi heard King Qin Guang curse and say to King Song Jiang.

…

Mortal world.

Lin Yi, who had been chased down the whole street by the stall owner with a kitchen knife, looked up to the sky and shouted.

"King Qin Guang, I call you an immortal!"