I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Fairyland, Nantianmen.

The Nantian Gate, made of Bichen glazed tiles, is looming among thousands of neon lights. The two tall gate pillars, which are like needles in the sea, penetrate nine days away and can't be seen at a glance. The pillars are wrapped with golden scales and a red-bearded dragon that shines in the sun. Above the door frame There is a red phoenix hovering in the sky waving gorgeous colorful feathers, giving people a different kind of shock.

Hundreds of heavenly soldiers and generals held the banners and lined up in two rows. Each of them had a solemn face and looked forward with a serious expression.

"What's the matter? It's broken?" Under the huge Nantianmen, Lin Yi looked at the Guangmu Heavenly King suspiciously. It was the Erotic Palace Fantasy Array that he had carefully crafted for thousands of years: "The thing can still be broken?"

"I don't know either. Next time..." King Guangmu was about to reply when he saw the Three Immortals of Fortune, Luxury and Shou coming together from a distance. His expression straightened, and he changed his words in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "Forget it this time, next time." If you let me find out again, I will definitely report it to the Jade Emperor and accuse you of having unclean roots."

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Lin Yi was confused, what do you mean?

After saying hello to the three old men passing by Nantianmen, Lin Yi curiously asked Guangmu Tianwang: "Have those three old guys been practicing the split recently? Why do I feel that they look at me strangely? Also, where is my illusion formation? Give it back to me and I will repair it."

After the Three Immortals of Fortune, Luxury and Shou left far away, King Guangmu's expression fell, and then he said without changing his expression and without a beating heart: "I have dealt with it a long time ago. After all, it is not convenient for you to show that thing to others. Should I give it back to you?" Are you keeping it?"

"Real or fake?" He looked at Guangmu Tianwang suspiciously. Suddenly Lin Yi's face lit up and he shouted loudly: "Fairy in plain clothes, fairy in plain clothes, it's me!"

Tianyang, the fairy in plain clothes, looked back and found that it was Lin Yi who often pestered her. Now she saw him standing in front of King Guangmu with an unyielding expression. He recalled what Chang'e said in his mind and looked at him with disdain. He glanced at Lin Yi and flew away quickly on his cloud head.

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What's the situation? Even if the fairy in plain clothes didn't like me before, she didn't show any intention of hating herself. Why has she changed completely after being in the world for more than a thousand years? Thinking back to the look in the eyes of the Three Immortals of Fortune, Luxury and Shou just now, what happened in the fairy world? Things you don’t know?

No way, after descending to earth for more than a thousand years, for the immortal world, it is only a few years, which is not enough time for the gods to take a nap, and anything big can happen.

"Auntie Fairy in Plain Clothes came here recently. She may be in a bad mood. Let's go, let's go. It's been a long time since we, five brothers, went to have a drink and tell me where you have been these days. The three-eyed man said you have descended to earth. Why don’t I believe it?”

Guangmu Tianwang saw that Lin Yi still wanted to ask questions, so he quickly changed the topic and called the remaining three kings to walk out of the hall.

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"Damn it, you really descended to earth, how did you get down?" King Dhritarashtra asked in surprise.

A proud smile appeared on the drunken Lin Yi's face: "Hiccup, don't worry about how I got there. I'm not bragging to you. In the mortal world now, Hiccup, that's pretty awesome."

As he spoke, Lin Yi took out his mobile phone: "Did you see it, Guangmu, what a magic array, it's not worth mentioning, look at this treasure of mine!"

As the man's heavy breathing came from the mobile phone, the four kings opened their eyes wide and put their heads together: "Fuck, this~ this!" The four kings looked at the restricted screen on the mobile phone and all opened it up. Mouth: "Lend it to me, Wuluo, and I'll return it to you when the time comes." King Guangmu said impatiently.

At the same time, Yuqing Palace and Lingxiao Palace.

The melodious music loomed in the ears of everyone in the palace. On the gold-lacquered dragon throne, the Jade Emperor looked down at the immortals with a majestic face. Four fairies in gorgeous brocade clothes stood behind the emperor, holding fans, with delicate faces and temperament. Tranquility slowly shook his fan, and streams of fairy spirit slowly flowed out, stirring the fairy spirit that had condensed into mist at everyone's feet, giving people a sense of ethereal carefreeness.

"The Heavenly Dao has been in frequent turmoil recently, and I am worried in my heart. I hope that all the immortals will fulfill their respective positions and stabilize their positions. They will not cause chaos in the three realms again. If you have nothing to do, please return to the immortal mansion." The Jade Emperor said calmly on the throne, An unparalleled domineering force rushed towards the face, making people involuntarily want to kneel down and worship the Holy Ming.

"yes!"

All the immortals in the hall shouted in unison, and the Jade Emperor nodded. He seemed to suddenly remember something in a trance, and ordered the two guardian generals standing with guns outside the hall: "I heard that Wu Luo seems to have returned. He has clairvoyance and ears for the wind. Look what Wu Luo is doing now?"

Lin Yi is now out of the jurisdiction of Heaven, and the Jade Emperor cannot figure it out, so he can only leave it to the two guardian gods to detect his traces.

"As ordered." Qianliyan and Shunfenger bowed their hands, bent down and replied respectfully.

"Wu Luo?" The immortals who had just finished the meeting were stunned and stopped in their tracks. They only knew that Lin Yi had been secretly arranged by the Jade Emperor, but they didn't know what it was. Now that they heard the Jade Emperor's words, they also curiously looked toward the void in the hall. Look.

I saw the eyes of the clairvoyant emitting golden light that was enough to explore the three realms. In the void of the hall, a light screen with a size of more than ten feet appeared in the void of the hall. The scene was constantly changing. Shunfeng Er's ears grew several times larger out of thin air. Chaotic sounds also came.

For a long time, the scene paused, and Lin Yi and the four giant heads of the Four Heavenly Kings were seen gathered together to see what they were looking at. Incomprehensible words came out of the five people's mouths from time to time.

"This is good, this is good, what was that thing just now?"

"There is such a posture, why didn't I think of it?"

"Hiss, the Wuluo thief is messing with my Taoist mind. Can this be magnified?"

"Damn it, I can actually fast forward. Next one quickly."

The Jade Emperor frowned, wondering what the Four Heavenly Kings and Wu Luo were doing: "Clairvoyance, magnifying what they see."

The immortals in the Lingxiao Palace also looked at the screen attentively, wanting to know what incredible treasure they were discussing. It sounded very amazing.

As the picture on the screen of Lin Yi's mobile phone slowly occupied the sky, the hall suddenly became silent, and only the confusing and fascinating voice in the film echoed in every corner of the Lingxiao Hall.

When the heavenly soldiers on duty outside the hall heard the voice, they squinted curiously towards the Lingxiao Hall, and then their eyes nearly popped out. They immediately looked at their noses and noses, not daring to make the slightest move. They were secretly surprised: "In this era As expected, the Jade Emperor began to openly watch erotic pictures with various gods and goddesses."

"How about my treasure!" Lin Yi said proudly with his hands on his hips.