Summary
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Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind.
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home.
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn’t expect Li Yidao’s prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi’s live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared.
“Li Yidao’s Funeral Home just followed you!”
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, “Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!”
“Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!”
“You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi… no one can escape once he follows you.”
“Oh no, big mouth, I’m gonna miss you…”
“Rest in peace, Shuyi…”
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills…
- 1 Chapter 1
- 2 Chapter 2
- 3 Chapter 3
- 4 Chapter 4
- 5 Chapter 5
- 6 Chapter 6
- 7 Chapter 7
- 8 Chapter 8
- 9 Chapter 9
- 10 Chapter 10
- 11 Chapter 11
- 12 Chapter 12
- 13 Chapter 13
- 14 Chapter 14
- 15 Chapter 15
- 16 Chapter 16
- 17 Chapter 17
- 18 Chapter 18
- 19 Chapter 19
- 20 Chapter 20
- 21 Chapter 21
- 22 Chapter 22
- 23 Chapter 23
- 24 Chapter 24
- 25 Chapter 25
- 26 Chapter 26
- 27 Chapter 27
- 28 Chapter 28
- 29 Chapter 29
- 30 Chapter 30
- 31 Chapter 31
- 32 Chapter 32
- 33 Chapter 33
- 34 Chapter 34
- 35 Chapter 35
- 36 Chapter 36
- 37 Chapter 37
- 38 Chapter 38
- 39 Chapter 39
- 40 Chapter 40
- 41 Chapter 41
- 42 Chapter 42
- 43 Chapter 43
- 44 Chapter 44
- 45 Chapter 45
- 46 Chapter 46
- 47 Chapter 47
- 48 Chapter 48
- 49 Chapter 49 - Chapter 49: The Super
- 50 Chapter 50 - Chapter 50: Sleepy Li Yidao Starts the Livestream Again!
- 51 Chapter 51 - Chapter 51: I’ll Follow You If You Keep Bullsh*ting
- 52 Chapter 52 - Chapter 52: Followed Six People Consecutively? Brother
- 53 Chapter 53 - Chapter 53: Sulfuric Acid Splashed on the Face? That Was Life Threatening!
- 54 Chapter 54 - Chapter 54: All Six Killed in One Night? Business Is Here!
- 55 Chapter 55
- 56 Chapter 56
- 57 Chapter 57
- 58 Chapter 58
- 59 Chapter 59
- 60 Chapter 60
- 61 Chapter 61 - Chapter 61: Plant What Seed, Reap What Fruit. Even Our Ancestors Were So Angry About T
- 62 Chapter 62 - Chapter 62: The Yellow Paper Is Really Good. Why Don ‘t You Believe It?
- 63 Chapter 63 - Chapter 63: F*ck! The Streamer Has Spotted Sister Zhou!
- 64 Chapter 64 - Chapter 64: Really Followed? This Is a Big Shot!
- 65 Chapter 65
- 66 Chapter 66
- 67 Chapter 67
- 68 Chapter 68
- 69 Chapter 69
- 70 Chapter 70
- 71 Chapter 71
- 72 Chapter 72
- 73 Chapter 73
- 74 Chapter 74
- 75 Chapter 75 - Chapter 75: Really in Trouble This Time!
- 76 Chapter 76 - Chapter 76: Fortune
- 77 Chapter 77 - Chapter 77: The Desperate Sister Zhou!
- 78 Chapter 78 - Chapter 78: Death Army? Are You Trying to Put Me in Prison?
- 79 Chapter 79 - Chapter 79: This Little Sister Actually Asked Brother Dao for a Discounts?
- 80 Chapter 80 - Chapter 80: Living a Life of Hardship, How Unjust It Is for Human Beings!
- 81 Chapter 81 - Chapter 81: You Want to Kill Me? Then Be Prepare to Be Killed by Me!
- 82 Chapter 82 - Chapter 82: Hello, Police? I Want to Report Something!
- 83 Chapter 83
- 84 Chapter 84
- 85 Chapter 85
- 86 Chapter 86
- 87 Chapter 87 - Chapter 87: The Funeral Ends, System Upgrades!
- 88 Chapter 88 - Chapter 88: He Said That This Person Was Crashed to Death, and It Really Happened!
- 89 Chapter 89 - Chapter 89: I Can’t Save Her, You Should Go Back!
- 90 Chapter 90 - Chapter 90: Years of Lifespan to Use the Investigation Skill?
- 91 Chapter 91 - Chapter 91: Has Brother Dao Gone Crazy?
- 92 Chapter 92 - Chapter 92: A Fire Is Definitely Going to Take Place!
- 93 Chapter 93
- 94 Chapter 94
- 95 Chapter 95 - Chapter 95: Grim Reaper Is on Vacation, Everyone Doesn’t Have to Die!
- 96 Chapter 96 - Chapter 96: God’s Treasure Box! Ten Amulets!
- 97 Chapter 97 - Chapter 97: Surviving a Disaster! The Powerful Function of the Amulet.
- 98 Chapter 98 - Chapter 98: Enshrined Memorial Tablets of War Criminals from the Cherry Blossom Countr
- 99 Chapter 99
- 100 Chapter 100
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