Love from the Male Protagonist's Harem

Chapter 28-Mary Sue Divine Dan Part 1

Translated by Snowfall77

Xia Ge: “That Mary Sue Holy Water was pretty cheap, right?  How much?”

System: [Well, The Main Component Is Bubble Water, Which Is Inexpensive……Ten Points.]

Cheap, my ass.

“Ok, for the sake of finding my soulmate, ten points is ten points.”

Although ‘brave hero’ Xia Ge internally bemoaned the cost.

[Ding!  Congratulations!  You Have Successfully Purchased The Item Mary Sue Holy Water!]

[Efficacy: Place One Drop On Any Item, Item Will Attain A Rainbow-Halo And Have A Temptation Value Of 100, Effect To Be Maintained For 3 Hours.]

Right–if the effect lasted for 3 hours, maybe 10 points wasn’t such a loss after all.

Meanwhile, Chang Lu was still scoffing: “Don’t give me that bullshit.  Miss, he’s full of crap!  What peerless divine dan?  He’s just some outer bastard who can’t even make it to inner disciple—-”

“This path does lead to Suxi Pavilion.”  The young lady slightly raised her chin, interrupting Chang Lu’s churlish words.  “Moreover, I overheard Chang Lan today, saying that Danfeng’s great disciple Gu Peijiu was summoned from Suxi Pavilion to the Lingxi Hall of Council.”

Unreconciled, Chang Lu said: “That might just be coincidence—”

“Huh?  Coincidence?  Look here, you guys clearly don’t get it, do you?”  Xia Ge regretfully tucked her dan back into a sleeve, “This dan shines brighter than a pearl, because a divine dan always shines.  Now maybe my divine dan didn’t shine immediately, but that doesn’t mean you can call it sheep shit.  And you can’t chalk any of it up to luck, because I’m truly talented.”

Going ‘pei’ in contempt, Chang Lu’s tone became even more mocking: “Talented little brother, why don’t you show me again how your sheep shit balls glow!”

Before Xia Ge had a chance to respond, Chang Lu lifted his chin high, a ruthless look on his face, and waved a hand imperiously: “But hold on, since you claim you refined a peerless divine dan, why don’t we make a bet—-”

Chang Lu’s head was filled with visions of Xia Ge kneeling down before him and Chang Lu getting to twist that willful head off.  Yet despite feeling exceptionally vicious, Chang Lu still acted respectful when facing Chu Yi: “Miss, be my witness, if his peerless divine dan doesn’t shine, he should kneel and kowtow to me a hundred times!  Let him knock his brains out!”

Xia Ge lightly arched an eyebrow.

Ai, so malicious.

This guy was a Jianfeng disciple, right enough.  Cruel and unforgiving.

“And what if it does shine?”  Xia Ge was able to make a faintly panicked look wash over her face, “You……what will you do?”

Seeing Xia Ge’s fearful expression, the confidence in Chang Lu’s heart grew—-

He spoke determinedly: “If what you say is true, I’ll kowtow to you a hundred times!!!”

It didn’t matter what he promised, the boy’s words wouldn’t be proved true!

Chang Lu would make this asshole kowtow to him!

He glanced over to Chu Yi: “Miss, this bastard is clearly trying to scam people!!  Let me teach him a lesson!”

“Fine.”  Xia Ge kept up her agitated attitude, “But, but I want to add another condition……”

“You dare—-”

Chang Lu turned to glare again at Xia Ge, a hideous expression covering his face.

However, Xia Ge would be prudent: “Brother Chang, you say if my dan isn’t divine, I must kowtow to you a hundred times, but a bet should be fair to both sides—-If my peerless diving dan shines……I don’t want you to kowtow to me.  You, how about you kowtow to each Danfeng outer disciple, one by one?!”

Caught between anger and laughter, Chang Lu smiled nastily: “A piece of shit like you that can’t even enter Danfeng’s inner gate, you dare to talk to me about fairness?!”

Xia Ge blinked: “When making a bet, status means nothing, things should be impartial—–Ai, this is rather embarrassing, Bother Chang is wagering with me, a piece of shit who can’t even enter Danfeng’s inner gate……aiya, doesn’t that make Brother Chang the same as me?”

Hearing Xia Ge’s words, Chang Lu practically choked on his own blood.  Comparing him to Danfeng’s shitty outer disciples?!  Thoughts of how he was going to crush this stinking bastard into slag consumed him!!

“I must kill you……”  Chang Lu’s tone was incomparably sinister, “I must make you kneel down——”

Xia Ge raised her eyes: “Brother Chang, you must win our bet first, with the young miss as our witness.”

“Still, since Brother Chang feels it’s humiliating to bet with me,” Xia Ge added, after pondering for a moment, “I’ll sweeten the pot.  My dan has excellent properties.  Regardless of who wins or loses, I’ll give my dan to Brother Chang to heal his injuries.”

System: [……]

“You stinking asshat!”  Chang Lu’s sword stabbed the ground with a clang, “Who the hell cares about your motherfucking sheep shit balls, you just wait for me to make you kowtow!!!”

“……young lady?”

Xia Ge slightly tilted her head to look enquiringly at the girl with the silver-butterfly embroidered sleeves.

The young lady gave Xia Ge a glance: “Yes.”

“Take it out!”  Chang Lu was unspeakably fierce, “Take it out and let’s see it shine!”

Xia Ge made a show of trembling, but she’d already started the trick while she’d been talking. Within her sleeve the Mary Sue Holy Water had been sprinkled.  Sighing deeply, Xia Ge retrieved the two dan—–

“Like I said, don’t call them sheep shit, these are two peerless ‘Mary Sue Invincible Rejuvenation Dan.’

System: [……]

Wait a second, ‘Mary Sue’ hadn’t been in the dans’ name earlier, right?  What……

Yet the second Xia Ge took the dan out, a profound silence fell over everyone, like the air around them had solidified.

No one cared any longer that ‘Mary Sue’ had been added to the name ‘Invincible Rejuvenation Dan.’  All eyes were glued to the two divine dan in Xia Ge’s hand, glistening bright in the setting sun.

响头   xiǎngtóu

to bump one’s head / to kowtow with head-banging on the ground