Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What do you mean you don't have to remember it so clearly! That time it was my treat!" Gintoki shouted.

"What! It was you who invited me! Why didn't you call me at that time, you stupid soul!" Gui suddenly lost his composure.

"At that time, I happened to make a lot of money playing small steel balls. After leaving the military expenses, I still had a lot, so I went. It's not that I didn't call you, I just couldn't find you." Gintoki waved his hand and said in disgust, "Aren't you the same as us in the widow's home anyway?"

"Are you insulting the samurai?! I just heard that Mei Zidian's husband passed away, and I wanted to talk to her about what happened to her!" Gui defended loudly.

"Do you even remember her name so clearly?! But you're right, let's just talk about the story that happened to her, but who knows how? In what posture? This is worth discussing." Gintoki He nodded and said.

"Just face to face..." Gui was interrupted by Shinpachi before he could finish his sentence.

"Can you two take a look at what the atmosphere is like now! Is this the time to talk about this?!" Shinpachi was very angry at these two idiots, "Is it really okay to say this before the battle starts?! Guisang Do you want to save Elizabeth?! Or do you really want to save Elizabeth? I thought you were different from them! In the end, aren't you only interested in that kind of thing?!"

Saying these words in one breath, Xinbaji felt a little lack of oxygen.

"Hey, that guy... is unusual..." the ninja wearing glasses muttered, "he can actually spit out so many things in one breath, he is already close to the genin level."

"Your ninja level is too casual!" Shinbaji complained again.

"Hmph, you're only at the level of a genin," Gang chuckled, "It's not enough to face us! Let's go!"

With that said, the three ninjas were about to rush over in an instant. Seeing this, Shinpachi quickly looked at Gui on the side, "Gui-san! The battle has begun! Stop your meaningless quarrel with Gin-san!"

"I've expected it!" Gui looked relaxed, and then shouted, "Prepare curry!"

Just as they finished shouting, Kagura and Katsura on the side picked up two plates of curry at the same time.

"What [preparing curry]! Don't say it so seriously, okay! Where did you get it from?" Shinpachi looked at the two of them and complained crazily, but when he saw the three ninjas opposite, each of them also prepared the curry. When I was eating two plates of curry, my whole body felt bad, "Why are you [preparing curry]?! What? Is it me who is weird! Could it be that my 16-year life path has gone astray?!"

"Cannian, your special move has been calculated by me. The data shows that if this continues, the probability of us sealing your special move will be over 99.8%!" said the ninja wearing eyes.

"Shut up! How will you know Aru if you don't try it?! Don't underestimate our Curry [Sannin]!" With that said, Kagura rushed towards the three ninjas, and at the same time, Katsura and Shinpachi also followed.

"[Sannin]?! What [Sannin]?! Does it count me? Am I the same?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Let you fakes see the power of real ninjas!" Gang shouted, and at the same time he rushed towards the Kagura trio with two other companions.

After a brief confrontation, the two teams landed safely.

It can't be considered safe, after all, the curry on the heads of Kagura and the other three people is still very hot. After all, the curry prepared by the other party is freshly cooked, which is different from the curry that Gui has prepared for a day.

“Hot, hot, hot!!”×3

"Using the same moves in time, the results are very different. This is the difference in strength between us." Gang said, and the three ninjas turned their heads at the same time.

At this time, the three Kagura people realized that the other party had eaten all their curry!

"Asshole! He actually saw through our moves!" Xin Baji said in disbelief.

"So you are too naive."

Gui climbed up and said with a chuckle: "It's you who are innocent."

"What?" Just as he said it, he suddenly felt his stomach churn, and so did the other two accomplices.

"Stomach! Stomach... Could it be that you, bastard, got drunk on curry..." The three of them covered their stomachs and huddled on the ground, with cold sweat breaking out on their faces. The three of them could only try their best to hold down a certain switch in themselves, but this drug It is simply too powerful, and the three of them are now reaching their limit!

"Didn't your mother teach you not to eat food given by strangers?" Gui stood up and patted the curry on himself in the shop, while mocking, "In order to show off your skills, you dug your own grave. Learn the ninja skills first. Use common sense!”

"Isn't it the same for you?!" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

But at this moment, Kagura's painful moans attracted the attention of the two people. They turned their heads and realized that Kagura was lying on the ground clutching his stomach in pain, and his whole face was distorted.

"Captain! What's wrong with you!" Gui asked anxiously.

"What a good thing you did... I grabbed some aru to eat when I was hungry..."

"You ate it too!" Xin Baji complained!

But at this time, the three people on the opposite side didn't seem ready to give up. However, they were quickly knocked down when faced with Shinpachi and Gui, who still retained their fighting power.

On the other hand, Gintoki and Kozaru's side was much simpler. After Shinpachi's side was over, when Shinpachi looked over, he saw that Kaoru had been tied up tightly by Gintoki and Kozaru, and the technique... ...It looks very familiar, as if it was copied and pasted from some kind of [Forbidden Technique Scroll].

But at this time, everyone discovered that Lord Fengxian had already escaped.

"It would be nice if they were all hidden. There is no way you can win him!" Xun said harshly while lying on the ground.

"But if you put it this way, that man is indeed very strong, and he can actually be entangled with that guy for so long." Gintoki nodded with deep approval, "I never expected that there are such strong ninjas in this world."

What everyone didn't know was that the so-called lifelong enemy Quanzang mentioned was actually his hemorrhoids.

Now Quan Zang is still fighting with his hemorrhoids in the toilet, and the outcome is uncertain! Of course, with Jiang Cheng's encouragement, the balance of victory in this battle is gradually getting closer to Quan Zang...'s hemorrhoids. After all, it hurts too much! No matter how strong a ninja is, there is no way he can withstand it!

Turning the perspective back to Gintoki's side, everyone was finally able to reach the second floor and release Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth!" Gui hugged Elizabeth and started crying.

"Hey, is something wrong?" Xin Baji was the first to notice that something was wrong, "Why do you feel like you can't move?"

"Really! He really didn't move!" Gui also noticed, "Are you too excited to see me?! Elizabeth!"

"Obviously not!" Gintoki shouted, stabbing Elizabeth to the core with a wooden knife. "It's just a doll! There's cotton inside!"

"It's true, and there was no blood when stabbed with a wooden knife." Shinpachi continued.

"Ah..."

Finally, under the coercion and inducement of everyone, Xun slowly told the truth.

"There is no Elizabeth here at all. Elizabeth never existed from the beginning. That uncle just forged a puppet to lure you out just to kill you." Xun said slowly, "You have been completely deceived~ "

"Wig-kun, I mean Wig-kun, can you explain it?" Gintoki stood behind Gui with a kind smile.

"Speaking of which..." Gui turned his head and shook off his naturally dumb expression, "I think I had a fight with Elizabeth over grabbing soba noodles two days ago. How could I have forgotten about it.

"Then it simply ran away from home!" Gintoki shouted, and rushed towards Katsura.

"Are you kidding! How can you compensate us for the great sacrifice we have made?!" Xin Baji also pounced on Gui.

A chaotic fight started again.

But in the end, everyone went back safely, but after returning to the Wanshiwu House, Xin Baji felt something was wrong, "Where is Jiang Chengsang?"

On the other side, the four people from [Nin Five] finally realized that one person was missing long after they left the training center, "Where is Quanzang?"

…

In the men's restroom of the residence.

"Hey, are you okay?!" Jiang Cheng asked.

"It's not good at all, I feel like I'm going to die..." Quanzang, who had been battling hemorrhoids for nearly a night, replied feebly. At this time, Quan Zang's face turned pale, his lips were bloodless, and his whole body was covered in cold sweat. Drenched.

"Where is your companion?! Didn't you say that your companion would come to save you?!" Jiang Cheng shouted again.

"They... don't know. Speaking of your companions? Didn't they say they had left a mark?"

"……have no idea."

"I really can't do it anymore..." Finally, Quan Zang couldn't hold on anymore and fell down with a plop, "Please, please burn me a copy of Jump Weekly every week from now on. If you find it troublesome, you can also burn the bound edition. Although I don’t know you, at the last moment of my life I can only..."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "Don't just ask strangers for help!!! Just hold on!!!"

…

Edo Hospital welcomed two special patients, or rather one patient, just as the morning sun emerged.

A man wearing sportswear, but the sports pants on his lower body had been changed into sports shorts, helping a man wearing a blue ninja suit with bleeding buttocks to go to the anorectal department.

Of course, this matter has been circulating among the nurses in Edo Hospital for a while...

…

When Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara, it was already morning. Jiang Cheng carefully avoided a kind of Baihua member and sneaked back to his room.

But as soon as he came in, he saw Yue Yong leaning against the window and looking at him with a kind face.

"I just went to poop..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile.

"Souga~ He can defecate all night~ What an amazing man~"

"Listen to me making it up for you... Bah, listen to me explaining it to you." Jiang Cheng continued quickly.

"No, you don't need to explain to me. If you want to explain, first tell me what happened to those girls?" Yue Yong asked, looking at the girls dressed as ninjas under the window.

Jiang Cheng glanced at the girls and suddenly remembered that these girls were the same girls who were willing to go with him to take the [Forbidden Scroll] yesterday. At that time, he seemed to have revealed his address inadvertently.

Just when Jiang Cheng was about to open his mouth to explain, Yue Yong took the lead and threw out countless kunai. Jiang Cheng... threw himself into the street...

"Scum!" Yue Yong spat and walked out of Jiang Cheng's room.

PS: After hearing Yue Yong’s personal suggestions, the girls all said that he was not worthy of the scumbag! And left Yoshihara cursing...