Maybe a Fake Gintama

Opening the window and raising his head to look at the dazzling sun, Jiang Cheng stretched, "It's another nice weather~ So, it's decided! I must finish the new game I bought yesterday!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng walked to the computer and sat down, taking out the newly purchased game CD. However, before Jiang Cheng could call the computer, the phone next to him vibrated twice.

"Oh, it turns out to be Kagura-chan, what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng pressed the answer button and replied casually, and then added: "But my uncle really has no money. He has already bought all the money for this month. It’s time to play games. If you have pocket money, you can only wait until next month.”

"That's not the case, Aru!" Kagura replied on the other side, "It's getting weird!"

"Weird?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "If you are sick, take him to the veterinary hospital immediately. He must have eaten something weird. So, you must be careful when raising a dog~"

"It's not that anymore!" Kagura's anxious voice came from the other end, "Sadaharu seems to have grown up!"

"Grown up? Is that what you mean!!" Jiang Guo decisively thought of some kind of scene about the coming of spring and the resurrection of all things, and also thought of the strange words Kagura said...

"I know! Anyway, let's sterilize it first! This situation is very normal! Although I know it may be unfair to Dingchun, there are many benefits to neutering the dog! Now first put the pillows at home Hide everything like that, otherwise it will be very dangerous for Sadaharu's size! Take him out for a run first to get rid of his excitement. I'll be here right away! Let Gintoki put it away Prepare the money for sterilization!”

"I understand Aru!" Kagura said and hung up the phone.

…

House of Everything.

"What are you doing? What did Jiang Chengsang say?" Looking at Kagura who was rummaging through boxes to hide pillows, Shinpachi asked expressionlessly.

"My uncle said that he should put away all the pillows and other things at home, and said that it is very normal for dogs to look like this, Aru." Kagura said while packing away, "Finally, he also said that Gin-chan should be ready to be neutered in spring. money."

"Hey, what on earth did you say to him?" Xin Bajia asked with a dark face.

"To be honest, Sadaharu is a little weird and has grown up Aru." Kagura wiped the sweat from her face, "Huh~ I finally put away all the pillows~"

"That's not what you meant! No, it's not that you said it wrong, but that he understood it wrong!" Xin Bajiao shouted, "Is that the only thing he can think of in his head?! What he thought was [long Is it that kind of [grow up]?!"

"Eh? Isn't it Aru?"

"Of course not!" Xinbaji pointed angrily at Dingchun, who had magnified it several times. "Although the two kinds of [growing up] are physiological, they are not the same thing at all!"

Just when the two started to argue, Dingchun lowered his head and took both of them into his mouth. At this time, Gintoki, who had been drinking outside all night, came back...

"Hey... I'm back..." Gintoki opened the door, staggered into the house, took off his shoes and lay down directly in the entrance, "Gin-san is back... ah, it's really disgusting... yes No one ever brought me a glass of strawberry milk... Σ_(???"∠) vomit..."

"What? You haven't gotten up yet?" Gintoki murmured, "What a bunch of little lazy idiots..."

With that said, Gintoki slowly climbed to the living room and opened the door of the living room, "Hey, strawberry cow...milk..." Just as he said this, Gintoki noticed that something was not right. Kagura and Shinpachi's upper bodies Still in the mouth of the enlarged Dingchun.

"What's going on? It seems I drank too much..." Gintoki wiped his eyes, "Why does Sadharu look so much bigger than usual... Hey, Shinpachi, stop poking your head around. I'll bring you a cup of strawberry milk..."

After saying that, Gintoki lay down again.

"What nonsense are you talking about in broad daylight?! Don't even look at the current situation!" Shinpachi and Kagura opened Sadaharu's mouth at the same time and shouted at Gintoki.

"Sadaharu...Sadaharu suddenly grew up Aru overnight! Please take out the money for sterilization!" Kagura shouted.

"I told you that's not what I meant! Don't believe whatever Jiang Chengsang says! Besides, you have to ask Dingchun for his opinion on things like sterilization!" Xin Bajiao complained loudly.

"You guys are too noisy... I strongly disagree with things like sterilization. Don't look at those experts who say sterilization is good for dogs all the time. Why don't they cut off their own two dogs?" Meatballs?" Gintoki muttered.

"You raise your head and look! That's not the case at all! I'm not talking about growing up! I'm talking about body shape, body shape!" Shinpachi cursed with veins popping out.

"Size? Then there's no need to worry. Men and dogs are alike. If you don't see him for two or three days, you'll be too big to recognize him." Gintoki replied casually.

"What you say is always wrong, and you are doomed to be a loser for the rest of your life!!"

Just as Shinbachi finished speaking, Dingchun closed his mouth again with a little force...

"Ah——!!"×2

…

"I'm here..." Jiang Cheng shouted and stepped directly into the Wanshiwu. As he walked, he said, "Before the operation, you should comfort Dingchun. After all, this is for his own good. After all, find a dog to follow Dingchun." It’s also very difficult for a female dog of the same size..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng had already arrived in the living room. I saw Kagura feeding Dingchun strawberry milk from an oversized basin. Looking at Dingchun, who was several times larger, Jiang Chengcai finally understood that he had misunderstood.

"Ah, Jiang Chengsang, you're here!" Xin Baji said in surprise, "Look at Dingchun quickly! Didn't you say Dingchun was some kind of koma god before? Do you know much about this kind of dog? Dingchun How did it get so big overnight?”

"How do I know? I only know its type. I don't know the rest at all." Jiang Cheng sighed and walked in front of Dingchun. "Perhaps Kogami is this kind of creature, one that can grow up overnight. Seed. This is nothing unusual."

"Yeah," Gintoki nodded in understanding, "It's just like a boy, he will grow up tremendously overnight."

"That's right." Jiang Cheng also nodded.

"That's right! You're just talking about psychological growth!" Xin Baji said crazily, "This is physical growth! It's completely different from what you are talking about!"

"But it doesn't matter," Kagura raised her head and said with a smile, "Even if she gets older, her personality won't change. Sadaharu still likes strawberry milk best~"

"But why did it become like this? I originally thought Jiang Chengsang could give us an explanation." Xin Bajia sat aside and sighed softly.

"I'm not an animal expert...don't count on me for everything."

"You must have let it take in calcium carelessly. Don't underestimate calcium," Gintoki said, taking a sip of strawberry milk. "As long as you take in calcium well, everything will go smoothly!"

"What did you do well..." Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki and complained, then looked at Sadaharu, "What matters now is the solution. He has grown so big..."

"I thought of two possibilities..." Jiang Cheng analyzed with a frown.

"Two kinds?!" Xin Baji was a little surprised, "We analyzed two possibilities in a short period of time!"

"Well," Jiang Cheng raised his head and replied seriously, "The first one is natural evolution. Perhaps this is a unique evolutionary method for dogs. Just like the Digimon next door, but judging from this situation, it is possible for ordinary evolution Be more sexual.”

"Hey?! Is this the setting of this work?!" Shinpachi stood up in shock, "Are we also going to enter the digital world to save the world?! Are we also the chosen children? ?!"

"How is this possible!" Gintoki shouted.

"If not, then there is only the second possibility," Jiang Cheng said again, then raised his head with a serious look on his face, "Do you know about [Pym Particles]?"

"Pym particles?! Isn't that the setting in "Ant-Man"? You mean..."

Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued his analysis, "Maybe he swallowed Ant-Man's DVD while walking the dog, and that's why it turned out like this!"

"Why did you end up like this after swallowing a DVD? I thought you were going to say you swallowed Pym particles!" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining, "And don't use other people's settings casually! You will be accused of infringement. Right!"

"Don't worry about this! The author of Poujie has already conducted a wave of PY transactions with several authors who write Digimon fics and several authors who write Marvel fics! There will be no problem!"

"It doesn't make any sense at all, okay!" Xin Baji scolded, "If you want to trade, you must at least trade with the original work! Isn't this still an infringement?!"

"What's the use of telling me?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "Whether fan fiction constitutes infringement or not is inherently ambiguous. Some say it is infringement, and some say it is not. There is no one at all. Definitely. Besides, don’t forget, this work is also a fan work..."

Xinbaji: "…………"

…

"Don't worry, Shinpachi, at this time you should..." Having said this, Gintoki took out a small dog-head-shaped screen, or translator, from his arms, "I'm afraid of you~ [Wang Wang Dialogue" Machine】~”

"As long as you use this, you can convert the dog's barking into language." Gintoki explained while holding the translator.

"Hey, are you coming too?! What's going on with the Doraemon pose?! Also, when did you get such a convenient machine!" With so many words in one breath, it seems that Shinpachi Ji's ability to complain is also good. Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng showed a look of relief.