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"Shut up! You two!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and shouted, "It's so rude! By the way, what do you want to do here?!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Didn't you invite me to watch the show?"

"Fart! When did I invite you?!" Fourteen cursed.

"You're really not frank," Jiang Cheng whispered in Sougo's ear, "That's why you can't make friends, that person."

"That's right, boss," Sougo replied in a low voice, while glancing at Shishi who was standing aside, "Because I'm always so dishonest, that's why I can't make friends. There's nothing I can do about it. I have such a dishonest son. It’s the same at school, and it’s the same when I bring friends over to play at home. There’s nothing I can do about it..."

"I heard them all!" Fourteen scratched his neck and cursed, then looked at Sougo, "Why do you say that I am the same as your son who doesn't like to communicate with others?!"

"Don't worry! Oka-san! Fourteen has his own ideas!" Jiang Cheng patted Sougo on the shoulder and encouraged, "Children of this age are like this, and I understand it after coming from that age! "

"That's right, Odo-san, I hope he grows up to be an excellent adult!" Sougo replied.

"You two! Did you even listen to what anyone said?!"

"Let's not talk about this, Fourteen," Jiang Cheng said as he took out a cake covered with mayonnaise from his arms, and continued in a very caring tone: "Today is your graduation ceremony, and this is Odosang. I went to many places to buy it, congratulations, Fourteen."

Fourteen subconsciously took the mayonnaise cake and said subconsciously: "Thank you."

But the next moment, Jiang Cheng and Sougo snickered secretly.

"Why did you hear the sound of [di-di-di]? Is it an alarm clock?" asked Shi Shi, who was holding the cake.

The next moment...boom! ! !

"Hahahahaha!!" Jiang Cheng and Sougo couldn't stop laughing, holding their stomachs.

"Idiot! This person must be an idiot, right?!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Shi Shi, whose face was blackened and turned into an afro, and laughed, "What kind of graduation ceremony, he actually believed it all, hahahahahaha... …”

"My stomach hurts from laughing, I can't do it anymore, boss, no, Odo-san." Sougo laughed, holding his stomach.

"You..." Fourteen could not bear it any longer and said through gritted teeth, "Fuck them all!!!"

With that said, Fourteen took out a rocket launcher and pressed the switch towards the two of them.

Jiang Cheng and Sougo reacted very quickly, and they ducked down to avoid the shell in an instant.

But the crowd watching from behind were not so lucky, and they all turned into...explosive heads.

"What are you doing?!" Kondo cursed and walked over, "I just said that we were going to improve the image of the Shinsengumi in the eyes of the citizens, and you are still fooling around here! If this continues, let alone improving the image, there is no way to save it. Come on!!"

"It's just the two of them who are causing trouble!" Fourteen pointed at Sougo and Jiang Cheng who were whispering aside and cursed, "It's all their fault! Can I kill them both?! Yes! ?!"

"Ah,

Isn't this Jiang Chengsang? "Kondo finally noticed Jiang Cheng beside him, and then sighed, "We haven't seen each other for a long time since we last met at Smile Bar. I seemed to be drunk in the second half of that day..."

"Yes, I've always wanted to invite you to Yoshiwara for a drink." Jiang Cheng replied with a squinted smile.

"Really?! Thanks in advance, but I really don't have much time now," Kondo declined. "The most important thing now is to improve the image of the Shinsengumi in the eyes of the public. This is the top priority. . But then again, why are you here?"

"Ah, it was Sougo-kun who invited me to watch the free performance." Jiangcheng sighed, "I heard that it was to celebrate Sougo-kun, so I used the few mayonnaise funds to invite Edo's number one Idou.”

"Not at all! Do you think you are attending a celebration party?!" Fourteen shouted, and then looked at Kondo aside, "What's going on? What's going on with the mayonnaise pre-order funds? Don't be silent, hey! That's it! Did you say that woman was hired with the bureau’s mayonnaise pre-order funds?!”

"Don't be angry, Fourteen," Kondo comforted, "There is nothing we can do about it. All the funds in the bureau have been compensated to the owners of the houses that were blown up by Sougo. The only thing left is your mayonnaise pre-order. Funding.”

"What a joke! Let him be responsible for what he did!!" Fourteen pointed at Sougo who was whistling beside him and shouted.

"Don't say that, Fourteen!" Kondo folded his hands and said seriously, "Sougo also did it for work, and he didn't expect that kind of result! Stop complaining, Fourteen! I will use my shaved butt next time Mao’s special funds will be used to compensate you!”

"Who wants that kind of disgusting compensation!" Fourteen madly complained, "By the way, do we still have that kind of special funds in the bureau?! Why didn't I know about it?!"

"Well, calm down, Fourteen." Jiang Cheng patted Fourteen on the shoulder and comforted him.

"Who are you calling Fourteen! I don't want to be called that by you!" Fourteen scolded.

"If you think about it carefully, improving the image of the Shinsengumi in the eyes of the public will generally do more good than harm to the Shinsengumi, right?" Jiang Cheng analyzed, holding his hands, "Think about it carefully, if the image of the Shinsengumi in the eyes of the public If the image rises to a level that is friendly to the people..."

"When Xiao Ming saw you on the road, he rushed towards you with a smile and offered you the mayonnaise that he had saved up for two months to buy. How do you feel?! ps: Xiao Ming He was an orphan whose parents died when he was young. His grandmother, who was responsible for taking care of him, also died of illness when he was five years old. Since then, he has made a living by picking up garbage."

"My mood is too heavy! I can't swallow this mayonnaise, you bastard!" Fourteen cursed.

"That's right. Then before eating mayonnaise, please ask Shenlong to resurrect Xiao Ming's parents and grandma!" Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and then said.

"It's too much trouble!" Shi Shi said with white eyes, "Don't you just want to talk about the benefits of improving your image?! No need to go to such trouble! I understand!"

"In short, it is beneficial to say this. At least we can get the understanding and assistance of the citizens when arresting the prisoner." As he said this, Fourteen looked at Kondo, who was crying because of Xiao Ming's topic. "Hey, you What are you crying for?"

"Xiao Ming...Xiao Ming is so pitiful!!" Kondo wiped his tears, "Yoshi! Today's task is to collect dragons..."

Fourteen kicked the vine over, rolled his eyes and shouted, "That's not it at all!"

"Ah, isn't this Jiang Chengsang?" Atong-chan, who was signing autographs for members of the Shinsengumi, ran over excitedly after seeing Jiang Cheng, "Is Jiang Chengsang also here to help improve the image of the Shinsengumi? "

"No, not at all." Jiang Guo replied decisively.

"Are Atong-chan and Jiang Chengsang acquaintances?" Kondo asked doubtfully.

"No, I just met him twice." Jiang Cheng replied.

"I thought that Jiang Chengsang, who is popular with women, would definitely be able to give good suggestions to help the real selection team."

"Miss Teramondou, here is today's itinerary," Sougo finally remembered something and walked over and handed an itinerary into Atsumu-chan's hand.

"okay."

"You don't have to do anything. Just stand aside and keep smiling. Just relax." Fourteen then ordered.

"I said," Atong-chan raised his head and said with a serious face, "Since I want to do it, I won't do it half-heartedly! No matter what the job is, I must devote myself to it! That's what my father told me!"

"Uh, but..."

Fourteen was about to say something when he was interrupted again by Atong-chan.

"I only have one day in time, and I want to fulfill my duties as director well, and I have also considered many ideas to change the image of the Shinsengumi."

"Yeah, no need, you just need to be here." Fourteen replied casually.

"Hey, you guys! Look over here!" Atong-chan said to all the members of the Shinsengumi, "I have also carefully investigated a lot, and found that your negative comments are all caused by violence, and everything is solved with violence. It’s the worst!”

With that said, Atong-chan took two steps forward, "Violence is prohibited today! Take off all the things from your waists!"

"Hey, does this little girl think of herself as the real director?" Fourteen stood behind Atong-chan and said disdainfully, "They can't be commanded by just anyone. And how can they go there if they put down their weapons? Managing law and order? The sword is the soul of a samurai..."

Before he finished speaking, Fourteen saw a kind of Shinsengumi members, including Kondo, remove all the knives from their bodies.

"I'm so sorry! Director!" Kondo saluted and shouted.

Similarly, all members of the True Selection Team also lined up.

"It would be better for me to resign as soon as possible..." Fourteen was speechless.

"Fourteen, Sougo! What are you doing?! Please disarm me quickly!" Kondo shouted at Fourteen and Sougo.

"Kondo-san, your head really needs to be re-armed..." There was a big # on Fourteen's head.

"We have to try our best to improve our image today!" Kondo said sternly, "Do you think I invited Atong-chan without thinking about anything?!"

As he spoke, Kondo's hand secretly wrapped his arms around Atsushi-chan's shoulders.

[No, you are just thinking about some obscene things...] The three of them (Jiang Cheng, Sougo, and Fourteen) thought at the same time.

"Atong-chan... no, it's the director. Although he fell to the bottom of his career due to a scandal, he sang wherever he went with the spirit of NVER GIVE UP. Finally, his talent was discovered by music producer Tongbu. He completely He broke his past image! He has become Edo's leading idol singer again! He is an idol reborn from the ashes!"

Kondo said seriously.

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