Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I know that you are called [Rogue Police 24 Hours]," Atong-chan said with a serious face, folding his hands, "I decided to thoroughly use the literary tactics taught by Tongbu-san after I became the director. Regarding the transformation of your influence! We must first eliminate your dangerous negative image!"

"For this reason, I think we should start with changing the rules!" As he said this, Atsumu-chan took out a scroll and unfolded it, "[In-Game Rules]: Do not violate the spirit of Bushido, and those who violate it will commit seppuku! Although it is cool, this is still horrible."

"So!" Atong-chan's voice rose a bit, and he took out a new scroll again and unfolded it, "Let's implement this starting today! [Add some cute words at the end of the sentence (Atong language) , Violators will commit hara-kiri]!”

(A brief explanation of Atong language. Atong language means adding a word to the sound at the end of each sentence, similar to Solitaire. Let’s give an example in Chinese: Today the leader is as proud as a [beep——]. 】. If you say it this way, you should all understand it. It’s just a random word made up of the last sound of the sentence.)

"It's not cute at all! And the scariest word [harassment] is still on it!" Fourteen complained.

"This is to show the samurai style and cannot be deleted." Atsushi-chan explained.

"No, this is not the most basic change," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said seriously, "The most basic thing should be the change in appearance. Only in this way can the citizens feel the changes of the True Selection Team most intuitively."

"That makes sense..." Atong-chan nodded.

"I know!" Sougo clapped his hands, then pulled out his sword and slashed at Fourteen.

"What are you doing?! Bastard!" Fourteen, who had escaped the disaster, roared angrily.

"It's just a change of image," Sougo explained, "It might be better to change the uniform to a sleeveless jagged one [I want to invite you to hell, Hijikata]."

"No need to change that image!" Fourteen shouted, "And your words like that will only make people feel more hateful!"

"How about just cutting off the V-shaped bangs?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "In this case, it feels like the image of the entire Shinsengumi will be greatly improved."

"That makes sense, boss [please ask Hijikata to die for nailing the nail]." With that said, Sougo swung his sword again, but was dodged by Shishi again.

"Indeed, I have considered this kind of thing, but I really can't find a way to change the overall image at once," said Atong-chan, waving his hand to the side, "Come here. Good luck to the Shinsengumi Things, small towns.”

Then, I saw only a horse... no, it should be said to be a human horse, the upper body of a human holding a bow and arrow, and the lower body of a horse. There was also a corpse that had been hit by an arrow lying on the horse's back.

"It's really not cute at all!" Seeing this strange creature appearing in front of everyone, Shi Shi felt bad all over. "What does this have to do with the Shinsengumi! Why is there a corpse lying behind! Where? One, which one is the small town!"

"Of course it's the horse." Atong-chan explained.

"Indeed, using mascots to enhance the image is a good way." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded in understanding.

"What a waste! It's not cute at all!" Fourteen shouted, "And what's going on with that look! I've never seen a mascot with such sad eyes! What's so cute about this? It's so light. Such a tragic atmosphere!”

"No! You said it wrong!" Jiang Cheng corrected,

"The core of comedy is usually tragedy!"

"What you are talking about has nothing to do with mascots at all!!"

"Ah, I was killed..." Gintoki, who was wearing a wig, muttered, covering his head.

"What did he mean when he just said [killed]?! Was it the body on his back?!"

Kondo squatted behind Xiaocheng's buttocks, interrupted Fourteen's complaints and comforted: "Well, Fourteen, in today's era, just relying on straightforward cuteness will no longer work! If you look closely, you may think Xiaocheng is disgusting, but …”

Before he could finish speaking, Xiaocheng kicked him in the chin.

"What are you doing! Bastard!" Kondo said angrily and rushed towards the small town...

Looking at the fight between the mascot and the orangutan, Jiang Cheng was also speechless.

"Speaking of mascots, I know a furry animal." Jiang Cheng thought for a while and said.

"Hey?! Really?!" Fourteen said in surprise, "Is it really an ordinary animal?!"

"Ah, it's just an ordinary dog." Jiang Cheng replied.

"That one will do! If you have that one, you won't need this one at all!"

"Suga, please wait for me for a while." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned and left.

…

ten minutes later.

"I'm back," Jiang Cheng said hello to the Zhensheng group waiting there.

"Where's the dog?" Fourteen asked.

"Ah, here." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, everyone discovered that there was a madao lying on the ground with a collar behind Jiang Cheng. "I'm really sorry. That friend didn't seem to be at home, but I met this guy on the road. He He said he has experience in civil service work, so..."

"That's just a good-for-nothing uncle! How can you improve your image with that!" Shi Shi cursed.

"No, maybe it used to be, but since he put on the collar, he has become the mascot of the Shinsengumi!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "So, please give him a chance! Only one plate of dog for each meal Food is enough, it’s definitely easy to feed!”

"Ahchu...wuwuwu..." Hasegawa ran to a nearby phone booth and called his wife who had run away from home. "I finally became a civil servant again! The work matter has been settled! When will you come back? …”

"You haven't decided yet, you bastard!" Fourteen shouted and rushed over and kicked Hasegawa over. "Are you so anxious to announce the good news to your family?! You can't be a mascot like this! The children will be scared away. Right!"

"I think they match up well with Xiao Cheng on the side," Atong-chan said with a pout, "We can even make a debut as a group."

"I can't tell at all, okay!!" Fourteen complained crazily.

"I think it's pretty good," Sougo put a plate of dog food in front of Hasegawa, "Eat it quickly. From today on, you will be Madao No. 13 of the Shinsengumi! Your mission is to eat up all the egg yolks in the bureau. Sauce!"

"Don't make your own decisions for me, you bastard!" Fourteen cursed.

"To sum up, which one of these two would you choose?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"If it's okay, I'll do that..." Fourteen lit a cigarette and then said.

Before the word [I don’t want to] was uttered, Jiang Cheng took the lead and said, "Did you hear that?! You two have been admitted! You are worthy of being the deputy chief of the true selection team!"

"Can you please listen to what I have to say?" Fourteen said angrily.

"Yo Xi, you two will be colleagues from now on. You should get along well." Jiang Cheng said to Xiao Cheng and Madao, "Don't let the mayonnaise hurt your friendship."

"Hey, Kagura-chan, that person is here to steal your job..." Gintoki turned his head and whispered to Kagura, who was sleeping soundly on the horse.

"Huh?!" Kagura stood up instantly, kicked Madao over, and then kicked and cursed, "Those who take my job must not forgive Aru!!"

"Aru?" Only then did Fourteen finally realize that Xiao Cheng was pretended to be by the three members of Wanshiwuwu. “It turns out it’s you!!!”

then……

"At 14:17, you will be arrested for obstructing official business." Kondo stood in front of Wanshiwu and said solemnly. Then he ordered someone to handcuff the three of them and take them to a bus rented for publicity. superior.

"Huh? Real or fake?" The trio from Wanshiwuwu sat on the bus and looked at the handcuffs on their hands, still unable to react.

"That's not the case, is it? We said it was obstructing the execution of official duties and we didn't do anything."

At this time, Gintoki was only wearing shorts.

"What a shame! Didn't you ruin our parade?!" Fourteen stood outside the car and cursed.

"Listen to me, Atsushi-chan asked us to do this." Gintoki came to the window and explained.

"Otherwise, we wouldn't take the initiative to help you Aru!" Kagura continued.

"Your help will only hinder us!" Fourteen retorted.

"Because Atong-chan will be the director for a day today, he secretly asked us to help!" Shinpachi explained.

"She is such a good girl. She hired us out of her own pocket just for today." Gintoki said with emotion.

"Her thoughts have been trampled on by you!" Kagura shouted.

The next moment, Kondo opened the car door, pulled Kagura out, untied the handcuffs and brought them to Jiang Cheng, "I understand, parents must educate their children well when they go back. Remember this is the first offense..."

"So are you!" Fourteen scolded, and kicked Kondo over, "I saw all the moves you two made just now!"

"I don't know what you're talking about..." Kondo retorted, standing up.

"The coupon in your arms is exposed!" Shi Shi cursed.

"What coupons? It's just some promotional paper," Kondo retorted without thinking, and stuffed the coupons that Jiang Cheng secretly gave him just now into his clothes.

"Who believes it!!"

"Jiang Chengsang! Please save me too! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Bajiu shouted quickly.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng thought carefully, walked up to Shi Shi, and secretly put a few coupons into Shi Shi's hand.

"Do you think I'm the same as Kondo-san?" Fourteen snorted, but the next moment, when Fourteen saw clearly what he was holding...

"Yo Xi, you can get out," said Fourteen, opening the car door, putting down Xin Bajia, and sending it to Jiang Cheng, "Adults should educate their children well and don't let them commit crimes at this age. Wrong thing."

"What you're doing is pretty much the same!" Gintoki scolded, "Aren't you all accepting bribes in broad daylight?!"

"I don't know what you are talking about. This is just a promotional page for today's work." Shi Shi said disdainfully, "I am very tolerant of children."

"Stop lying! I can clearly see the [three-day free coupon for mayonnaise soup] on the page!" Gintoki shouted, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, please help me too! Let's Not a friend?!”

Jiang Cheng pretended not to hear.

"Hey! Don't pretend you can't hear me!" Gintoki scolded.

"Speaking of which, there is only one mascot left now, and I have no choice." Kondo said and looked at Sougo who was feeding Madao No. 13.

"There is nothing we can do about it," Jiang Cheng replied, but then he felt a sense of violation, "By the way, where did Atong-chan go?"

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