Maybe a Fake Gintama

Jiang Cheng's face turned red and he quickly turned his head and whistled as if nothing happened.

At this moment, the screams of Gintoki and Fourteen came.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng huddled behind Yue Yong.

Yue Yong: "..."

"Well... I just think that sometimes a man should stand behind a woman! Guard her back!" Jiang Cheng defended.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Yue Yong scolded, "And there is no such thing! After all, shouldn't men stand in front of women?!"

"Didn't you say that you have given up your identity as a woman?!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"It's not the same thing at all!" Yue Yong scolded, but then he sighed softly and continued, "Forget it, it's up to you. Hurry up. Otherwise, we will be the last ones."

"Oh..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, huddled behind Yue Yong and followed Yue Yong forward.

The camera turned to reveal Gintoki and Fourteen running wildly ahead.

"How's it going? Did you get rid of it?" Fourteen asked.

"It looks like he got rid of it." Gintoki glanced around and replied with lingering fear.

"Great... I didn't expect this kind of place..." Fourteen replied breathlessly, then stopped, leaned against a tree nearby, took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it with trembling hands, and gently He took a sip and said with emotion: "You really can't underestimate the forest."

But just after he finished speaking, Fourteen noticed something was wrong with Gintoki's eyes. I saw Gintoki pointing tremblingly at Fourteen's head, unable to say a word.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Fourteen asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with my head?"

The next second, Gintoki fell down with his eyes wide open... Gintoki threw himself on the street!

"What on earth is it? It turns out..." As he spoke, Fourteen looked up and saw a headless body wearing wartime armor, holding a bloody human head. The head's eyes were staring straight at him... and Somehow, Fourteen also heard the sound of "di-di-di" like an alarm clock.

[Is that... my life countdown? 】

The cigarette from Fourteen's mouth fell...

"Ahhhhhh!!!" After shouting, Fourteen also rolled his eyes and fell down...Fourteen...thrown to the street!

But it wasn't over yet. The headless body slowly fell down, and the sound of "didi" became more and more intensive.

finally……

boom! ! ! !

A huge explosion sounded, startling everyone in the forest.

After the explosion, a note was slowly spit out from the mouth of the man on the side, which read: Wash Nei, Earthwork.

Shinpachi, who was hiding not far from Gintoki and Fourteen, rolled his eyes and murmured: "Did you go too far?"

…

Pushing the time forward one minute, when he heard Shi Shi's scream, Jiang Cheng was so frightened that he squatted down with his head in his hands. Yue Yong looked aside and was extremely speechless.

"Can you be a little more like a man?" Yue Yong said with disdain,

"I'm just checking to see if there are any mines buried underground!" Jiang Cheng raised his face and argued. After saying that, he pretended to turn over the soil on the ground.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Yue Yong scolded, "I've had enough of you. I don't care about you anymore. I want to leave alone."

"No! Don't leave me alone!" Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, "At least! At least let me grab the corner of your clothes!"

Hearing this, several black lines appeared on Yue Yong's face... But in the end, Yue Yong compromised, stretched out his hand, and said: "It's okay if it's just the corner of my clothes, but... if you dare to catch If it were elsewhere..."

Listening to Yue Yong's slightly threatening tone,

Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, and then retorted loudly, "How useless do you think I am! How could I do such a thing!"

"That's good……"

As soon as Yue Yong finished speaking, Jiang Cheng immediately leaned forward and grabbed Yue Yong's sleeves while constantly observing the surroundings.

"I'm not scared, I'm just on guard in case a gorilla suddenly appears." Jiang Cheng continued.

Just as he finished speaking, a huge explosion suddenly sounded. Jiang Cheng was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes and instantly hugged Yue Yong's arm.

After the explosion, Jiang Chengcai opened his eyes, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with lingering fear: "It really scared me to death..."

However, Jiang Cheng didn't notice that Yue Yong's face was getting darker and darker.

"You...didn't you say you only grabbed the corners of your clothes?!" Yue Yong cursed, then raised her leg and kicked Jiang Cheng away.

"That's just a stress reaction in a hurry!" Jiang Cheng got up and defended loudly, but then suddenly changed the topic and said: "Besides, Yueyue, you like black lace..."

"Black lace? What on earth are you talking about..." After saying that, Yue Yong finally reacted, "That's where your eyes are looking!!"

Saying that, Yue Yong directly took out several kunai.

"Qiaodou sack! I just saw that by accident!" Jiang Cheng quickly explained, "And you can't blame me, right? Who asked you to kick me while wearing a cheongsam! I didn't mean to see it! If it’s weird, shouldn’t you be blamed?!”

"No, it's just because you have a pair of eyes! If you were blind, you wouldn't be able to see at all!" Yue Yong said, throwing out all the kunai in his hand.

Jiang Cheng... rushes to the street!

"This way, we can go a little faster." As she said that, Yue Yong dragged Jiang Cheng, who had fainted, and walked straight away...

And seeing all this, Xin Baji, who was hiding in the dark, was speechless for a while.

"Jiang Chengsang is too arrogant..." Xin Baji said with a sigh, and then moved his neck, "But the task assigned to me has been completed. Now I can have a good sleep..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xin Baji felt something cold on his back.

Xin Baji turned his head mechanically and saw a translucent headless body wearing ancient armor, holding a translucent head standing behind him.

The new eight... rush to the street!

"Really, it's not easy for people to come to play with me, why do they all faint?" The head sighed softly and said, "Forget it, I had a lot of fun..."

After saying that, I saw the translucent ghost gradually dissipating... and even made a "ding" sound in the end. It seemed that he had become a Buddha...

At the same time, if anyone is here, they will definitely find that the grass here is full of fainted Shinsengumi members and Baihua girls...

…

early morning.

The Fourteenth gasped and opened his eyes, looked at the tent above his head, and sighed softly: "I see, it turned out to be a dream. I haven't had such a nightmare in a long time."

At the same time, Gintoki on the side gasped and opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the tent above his head, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It turned out to be a nightmare."

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng also opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the top of the tent above his head, and said with lingering fear: "It turned out to be a dream..."

Next is the new eight...

But then, the four people sat up at the same time and looked at the rest of them expressionlessly.

Jiang Chengyinshi’s Fourteenth New Eight Chirps: “Why are you here?”

Afterwards, Yue Yong and Kondo walked into the tent.

"Hey, you guys are awake." Kondo said, holding his hands.

"Kondo-san, why are they in my tent?" Fourteen asked doubtfully.

"About this..." Kondo explained, "I don't know much about this. Yesterday, except for the little girl from Master House, Sougo, and this beauty, everyone fainted during the courage test. "

"Huh?" Fourteen was about to say something, but suddenly there was a pain in his head. "No, my head hurts too much. It was such a terrible dream."

"Are you the same?" Gintoki continued, holding his head. "I also had a severe headache. I seemed to have had a terrible nightmare. But I can't remember clearly. There were will-o'-the-wisps, human bones, and the one holding my head. Ghost or something..."

"Are you guys too?!" Kondo said in shock, "I seem to have seen a translucent ghost holding my head in my dream!"

"Actually, I am too..." Shinpachi said, rubbing his temples.

"Are you all?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, "I seem to have seen black lace panties in my dream... No, no, my head hurts so much that I can't stand it when I think about it..."

Everyone was speechless looking at the kunai tied on Jiang Cheng's head.

There is something different about what you dreamed about! ! Everyone complained silently in their hearts.

…

The neatly dressed people started hunting for the rhinoceros again today.

"Hey, Kondo-san, there's something wrong with this forest..." Fourteen said to Kondo on the side, "I think we should leave as soon as possible..."

"Stop talking nonsense, the general's glass pills haven't been found yet." Kondo replied, "Yoshi, everyone is using the honey tactic today!"

But just after he finished speaking, a female voice came from Baihua.

"Ah! Jiang Chengsama! Look! There is a golden unicorn on the tree over there!" A Baihua girl pointed to a tree in the distance and said.

"Huh? How could there be such a thing?" Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said, "It's just a golden fly."

"Sosou," Gintoki nodded at the side, then glanced at Jiang Cheng and continued, "Things like that are often gathered near the stool, regardless of nature or human society, a guy like this with a gorgeous appearance None of them are good anymore.”

"Hey, why are you talking to me?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Hey? Is there any?" Gintoki said in a strange tone, "I didn't refer to anything~"

"Kill you!"

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he saw the members of Baihua on the side taking out kunai.

Gintoki quickly shouted: "Wait a minute, what do you want to do?"

"Who are you calling a shit!" Yue Yong took the lead in throwing out kunai, and then all the members of Baihua also threw out kunai.

"Hey, do you think I'm a fly too?!" Jiang Cheng cursed, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng discovered that a certain kunai missed the target, and coincidentally hit the kunai on the tree. A golden unicorn.

Witnessing all this, Fourteen and Kondo's mouths opened in an O-shape. It took them a few seconds to react. They rushed over in an instant, grabbed Jiang Cheng by the collar and shouted, "What are you doing?! That's... The general’s pet! The general’s!”

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng casually broke away from their hands.

"I said the golden unicorn that your subordinate just stabbed with a kunai is the general's pet! Liuliwan!" Fourteen shouted through gritted teeth.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "A golden unicorn? How could there be such a thing?"

"Open your eyes and let me take a good look!" Fourteen scolded.

"The faces are too close," Jiang Cheng said with disgust, then looked at the Hyakuka ladies who were ravaging Gintoki, and said: "Just teach him a little lesson, that's it for today, let's go back Bar."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and prepared to leave.

However, Fourteen did not give him this chance and instantly put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder: "Qiaodou Sack, did you hear clearly just now? What on earth are we going to do? That concerns all members of our real selection team. Oh my life~"

"I have no idea what you are talking about," Jiang Cheng was speechless, "Besides, the general is actually addicted to the one-horned fairy? Do you think I am a three-year-old child? There must be a limit to bluffing, right? ?”

"There's no way! The general just likes that kind of thing!" Fourteen shouted with his veins bursting, "Do you think I like coming to this kind of place?! Isn't it because of that uncle's order?!"

"That uncle?"

"That's the uncle we played the Hitman game with last time," Sougo explained aloud, "But boss, you really gave us a problem this time. Well, Kondo-san, is it too late to resign now?"

"Do you want to go for a walk?!" Shi Shi cursed.

"Well, I don't know what's going on with you, but if you want to deal with the uncle, you might as well use this," Jiang Cheng said, taking out a stack of coupons from his arms and putting them in Shi Shi's hand, "Yoshiwara's 50% off coupon! If you have this, that uncle will definitely be satisfied."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong turned around and left with all the Baihua ladies. Seeing this, Kagura and Shinpachi dragged the half-dead Gintoki and followed him.

"If this is the case, maybe that uncle will really be satisfied." Sougo murmured while looking at the coupons in Fourteen's hands.

…

"Hey, why didn't I know that Yoshihara has a 50% off coupon?" Yue Yong asked Jiang Cheng standing aside.

"It didn't happen in the first place." Jiang Cheng said matter-of-factly.

"Then that one just now was..." Shinpachi murmured.

"Doubling the price in advance and giving a 50% discount on this basis." Jiang Cheng replied, "This is the so-called discount fraud."

"Is there still such an operation?!" Shinpachi was shocked.

"Of course, the wandering girls in Yoshihara are also working very hard. How could I have the heart to reduce their income." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

…

"Thank you for your hard work, for a one-horned fairy," Mr. Songping sat on the chair with his legs crossed. "By the way, have you found it? Fourteen."

"Ah..." Fourteen twitched the corner of his mouth, "Although I didn't find it, I found something else that can replace it."

"oh?"

"That's it." With that said, Fourteenth put the stack of coupons given by Jiang Cheng into Songping Gong's hand.

"50% off coupon for Yoshiwara store?" Lord Matsudaira glanced at Fourteen in surprise, "What do you want the shogun to learn? Commit seppuku!"

"Wait a minute, Katakuri Tiger!" came the general's voice, "Can you show me that? I heard from a friend that Yoshihara is a little different now..."

"It's different? What do you mean?" Songping Gong looked at the general behind him, "Also, when did you have friends? Do I know them?"

"General, I'm so sorry..." Fourteen quickly bent down.

"It doesn't matter, I should be the one saying sorry for actually sending the Shinsengumi out for something like that." Shigemo said with a smile, and then looked at Lord Matsudaira again, "Can you take me to Yoshiwara next time? I really want to see it. one time."

"Huh? Didn't I agree to take you to the bar I often go to next time? That kind of place..."

"No, just go to Yoshihara next time." Shimomo interrupted Mr. Matsudaira with a smile.

"Then...okay." Mr. Matsudaira could only reply.

"I'm really looking forward to it..." Maomao said with emotion.

Maybe this is a fake Gintama