Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey, wake up."

Along with the sense of disobedience on his face and Yue Yong's voice, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes faintly. But in the next moment, Jiang Cheng's face darkened, and veins jumped on his face...

I saw Yue Yong's shoes stepping on her cheek impartially.

"I'll really kill you if you dare to do this again next time." Jiang Chengpi said with a smile.

"Ah, don't worry, next time you stay in bed, I will use a more convenient method to wake you up." Yue Yong moved her feet and said casually, and then took out several cold-gleaming squirrels from her arms. Kunai looked at Jiang Cheng with a hypocritical expression.

"What kind of convenient method is that? By the way, do you really want to wake me up? Don't you really want to never be able to open your eyes?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "There is no need for that kind of thing anymore. ! All it takes is a simple alarm clock!"

"Hoar? Really?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng with disdain, then took two steps aside, revealing the body of an alarm clock on the ground.

"What's going on? Did you step on it?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

Yue Yong curled her lips, and after saying a haha, she turned her head and walked out of Jiang Cheng's room without looking back.

ps: Jiang Cheng has a passive skill that can always accurately destroy the alarm clock that just sounded in his sleep.

ps of ps: Counting today’s one, there are already a hundred.

…

On the table.

"What is this?" Jiang Cheng looked at the white rice and eggs in front of him and fell into Chen Si's thoughts. After being stunned for ten seconds, Jiang Chengcai looked at Riun next to him, "Is this some new punishment? "

"Isn't it nice to eat like this once in a while?" Nichiwa said with a smile.

"Why is it mixed with raw eggs?! I can't stand the fishy smell of raw eggs! This is simply a dark dish!" Jiang Cheng complained speechlessly.

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong who was skillfully breaking eggs into the rice and pouring in soy sauce and started stirring continuously. Looking at the rice grains covered in egg liquid, Jiang Cheng felt a little nauseous.

"What are you talking about? This is the most traditional Japanese cuisine." Nichiwa explained with a smile.

"It should be traditional dark cuisine, right!" Jiang Cheng retorted, and then sighed softly, "Forget it, let's just eat some bread today, thank you for the hospitality."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng got up and returned to his room.

"It seems that Jiang Chengsang doesn't like raw eggs mixed with rice." Riwa murmured, "But he is just like a child. If he doesn't like something, he will say he doesn't like it. I still like this free and easy character. like."

Yue Yong didn't speak from the beginning to the end, she just glanced at Jiang Cheng's back when Jiang Cheng left.

…

"Really, why do you eat that kind of thing in the morning?" Jiang Cheng sat in front of the computer and muttered to himself with a look of displeasure on his face: "Seeing that kind of thing, I can't even eat bread! By the way! Why is there a dish like raw egg bibimbap? Is it because the people who created this dish didn’t know how to use fire?”

"Forget it, let's just wait until noon." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned on the computer, his eyes full of enthusiasm, "There is still the most important adventure waiting for me right now!"

But I just finished saying that,

Jiang Chengcheng suddenly felt a vibration of his cell phone in his arms.

Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone and stared at it: "It turns out to be a message from Kagura-chan."

【I got a new egg beater Aru today! So happy! Attachment:jpg】

"I almost forgot, Kagura-chan also likes raw eggs mixed with rice." Jiang Cheng murmured, and then opened the attached picture. However, when he saw it, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment. It was not a fight at all. Egg maker! But the head of a girl with green hair! !

In an instant, Jiang Cheng edited a message at extremely fast speed and sent it: [Throw it away! hurry up! 】

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng stood up directly, ignoring the game, and rushed out of the door in an instant. However, as soon as he ran out of the door, he bumped into Yue Yong who was in the corridor.

"What are you doing in such a hurry?" Yue Yong said with a look of disgust.

"Contact the best lawyer!" Jiang Cheng said solemnly, and then rushed out again.

"What on earth are you talking about, that idiot..."

…

Meanwhile, the House of Everything.

At this time, Gintoki was sleeping soundly in his room, but suddenly, Gintoki seemed to hear some kind of inconsistent sound, which seemed to be a familiar BGM.

Gintoki tried his best to open his eyes, and the first thing that caught his eye was Kagura holding a microphone and wearing sunglasses.

"Durruluulu, duuluuluulu, duuluulu, duuluuluulu, duuluuluulu, duuluulu, duuluulu~"

"What are you doing?! You bastard!" Gintoki sat up and pinched Kagura's mouth.

"Good morning, did you get your hair cut?" Kagura held the microphone and deliberately lowered her voice.

(PS: Kagura introduces the host of the story at the beginning of the cos World Wonder Story. World Wonder Story, a program dedicated to telling strange stories.)

"Cut your sister! What annoying things do you do when others are sleeping!" Gintoki cursed with his veins popping out.

…

Breakfast time in the Master House.

"Really, no wonder I have nightmares~" Gintoki said with a slight complaint while sitting on the sofa, and then broke a raw egg into a bowl.

"I'm starting!" Kagura, who was sitting opposite Gintoki, clapped her hands and said, then looked at Gintoki opposite, "Hoho, what kind of dream is this?"

"Something like a freshly chopped off human head." Gintoki said casually, while pouring a little soy sauce into his bowl and starting to stir. "Forget it, let's not talk about it. What you dream about while sleeping and what you dream about when you are awake cannot be told to others. If you tell it, you will be laughed at."

"Is that the head over there in the garbage dump, Aru?" Kagura asked casually.

"Hey? Why do you know?" Gintoki put down the bowl in his hand and looked at Kagura with a puzzled expression.

"You're talking in your sleep, Aru," Kagura replied casually, playing with the egg in her hand, "You're already so old, why are you still having the kind of dreams that only children have?"

"Don't tell Shinpachi, I'll give you three hundred yuan." Gintoki replied, "But then again, I don't have any memory of before I went to bed. What did I do last night?"

"You go to the garbage dump and pick up the jump," Kagura replied, knocking the egg in his hand on a hard object on the table a few times, "I didn't see you coming back after waiting for a while, so I went to take a look. Then I found you asleep over there in the garbage dump, Aru."

Looking at the slightly familiar hard object, Gintoki wiped his eyes several times, then pointed tremblingly at the hard object on the table that had just been beaten with eggs, and said: "Kagura-chan, what is that?"

"This," Kagura instantly picked up the hard object, or a girl's head, and introduced it with a joyful expression: "Eggbeater Aru! I found it yesterday!"

"No, no, no, no, no!" Gintoki stood up instantly and retorted loudly with a dark face, "That's not an eggbeater at all! This is the head from yesterday! Didn't you say it was a dream?! Why are you here again?! You idiot!!"

"It's not a human head, it's Egg Beater Aru." Kagura said seriously.

"What have you been talking about since just now! You stinky girl!" Gintoki spitted at Xingzi and cursed loudly, "What on earth is an eggbeater! There is no such thing!"

After hearing this, Kagura placed the head on the table again, then picked up an egg again and placed it in front of him. He explained with a serious look: "Eggs always make people want to use their heads. Come and break it, but it’s very troublesome..."

As he said that, Kagura looked at the heads on the side, and his tone changed: "But! If there is this..."

Seeing Kagura hitting the egg with the human head again, Gintoki felt bad: "No! Absolutely not! Put it back quickly! Put it back to its original place!"

"No Aru! That's my egg beater! I won't give it to anyone!" Kagura retorted, "And I've already sent a message to Mommy Aru! Mommy has agreed!"

Saying that, Kagura directly picked up his communicator, and Jiang Hua replied: [I didn't expect there to be such a convenient thing~]

"Your family is not normal!" Gintoki wailed, "throw it out quickly! This is not something that should appear in our home!"

"All men are the same," Kagura said disdainfully, holding her hands. "What Gin-chan and my uncle said are basically exactly the same! But Mommy said that you can't trust what men say, Aru."

"It's not the same thing at all!" Gintoki said frantically.

But just after he finished complaining, Gintoki suddenly heard the thumping footsteps of Nozai, "What's going on? Isn't it the police?! Kagura, what on earth have you done!"

The next second, the door of the Master's House was kicked open, accompanied by Jiang Cheng's furious voice: "Gintoki! I sent my cutest niece to your home, is this how you educate her?!"

Saying that, Jiang Cheng rushed in instantly, kicked Gintoki over, and then cursed: "At least teach her common sense! How on earth did you instill the common sense that egg beaters are human heads into her! "

"I don't know!" Gintoki defended loudly as he got up, "Who knows where she learned that kind of common sense! I don't know anything at all!"

"Kagura-chan, it's okay." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said to Kagura, "I have asked Yueyue to contact the best lawyer. When the police asked, all the responsibilities were put on this natural volume. That’s it!”

"What on earth are you talking about!" Gintoki scolded, "I didn't do anything at all! Responsibility? What responsibility? Is it the responsibility to fill your head with water?!"

"What about the head?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "At this time, the body should be destroyed and all traces should be destroyed!"

"That makes sense." Gintoki nodded with his chin propped up.

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