Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What?" Gintoki asked confused.

"At that time, when I proposed to have an outdoor barbecue, the man's reaction..."

"Oh! I remembered it!" Shinpachi answered first, "At that time, Kondo-san tried his best to protect the princess!"

"Oh! I also remembered Aru!" Kagura echoed.

"There is indeed such a thing." Gintoki also nodded.

"As a man, you can't deceive anyone with that look!" Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "It's also natural to protect the woman you like."

"Even if you say so, I still feel something is wrong..." Sougo frowned slightly and murmured, "Kondo-san came to us yesterday and hoped that we must ruin the engagement ceremony today. If you like it, why do you want us? What about ruining the engagement ceremony? It doesn’t make sense..."

"No," Jiang Cheng shook his head, "You have forgotten the most important point."

"The most important point?" Sougo was puzzled.

"Ah, didn't you just say that? If he goes to the Orangutan Planet, he will never come back." Jiang Cheng explained.

"What do you mean..." Sougo suddenly thought of a possibility and looked at Kondo on the stage with a shocked expression.

"It seems that you have noticed it," Jiang Cheng smiled happily, and then looked at Kondo on the stage, his eyes became much gentler, "He did all this for you, he can't bear to leave you at all. ! No, it’s not that I can’t bear to part with you, I just can’t bear to worry about you! Between the Shinsengumi and his own happiness, this man chose the Shinsengumi! What an admirable man.”

"So it's like this, it's actually like this..." Sougo's eyes softened, and tears could still be seen faintly in the corners of his eyes, "Kondo-san actually thinks so, what a... big fool... He has already chosen a team for Shin I’ve done enough, but I didn’t expect that in the end I was still thinking about the Shinsengumi... You should also consider your own happiness occasionally! Bastard!”

Looking at Sougo who was clenching his fists and looking unbearable, Shinpachi expressionlessly complained to Gintoki beside him: "Hey, these two are idiots too. If Kondo-san knew what they were thinking, I will definitely pass out from anger."

"No." Gintoki replied.

"Huh? No? Gin-san, do you mean Kondo-san really thinks so?!" Shinpachi's eyes almost fell out in shock.

"No, I mean, there are more than just two idiots," Gintoki said, pointing to Yue Yong and Kagura beside him, "It should be four idiots."

Looking at Yue Yong, whose eyes were slightly red, and Kagura, who was crying bitterly, the corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched.

"Ah, indeed."

Suddenly, the walkie-talkie in Sougo's arms rang, and Sougo took it out.

"I'm Kondo, please come back! over!" Kondo's voice came from the intercom, "What on earth are you doing?! Hurry up and ruin this engagement ceremony! Over! Aren't you the best at doing this? ! I didn’t invite you to feast and drink! over!”

"Why are you eating and drinking so much? There are only bananas here. Don't look down on us, over." Gintoki curled his lips in disdain and said.

"This time, we can't make too big a move when choosing a team.

"As he said that, Kondo looked at Mr. Matsudaira who was eating a banana in the audience, "Uncle Matsudaira arranged this marriage. If it goes wrong, the real selection will be really over!" over! "

"I'm still thinking about the Shinsengumi..." Sougo wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said softly into the intercom, "That's enough, Kondo-san, you've done enough. All of us. Got it. Just feel free and bold to pursue your own happiness. Over!"

"What on earth are you talking about!" Kondo was a little confused, "Hurry up and think of a solution! Over!"

"No, no matter what you say this time, I will let this ceremony continue!" Sougo replied, "Occasionally you should think about yourself! You have to work hard to seize the hard-won happiness! Bastard! over! "

"That's right," Yue Yong wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "Just live happily. Come on, orangutan, over!"

"We must give birth to many baby orangutans Aru!" Kagura was moved to tears, "Just send us some bananas occasionally! Over!"

"Men, you can't just think about your career, you should also think about your own happiness occasionally," Jiang Cheng sighed, "Just try to trust your team members this time, they will definitely not let the Shinsengumi fall! over !”

"What on earth are you talking about!" Kondo yelled at the intercom with his veins popping out, "Let me take a good look at the atmosphere, okay! Do I look like I'm on the road to pursuing happiness?! Over!"

"Kondo-san!" Sougo's eyes became moist again, and he yelled into the intercom, "That's enough! Don't say that again! As long as you are happy, that's enough! Over!"

"Hey!! Listen to me, you bastards!! Over!" Kondo's voice came again, but this time no one answered him.

"Hey, Gin-san," Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "all of these people are really idiots."

"Anyway, please, please let the ceremony go smoothly." Sougo bowed, then straightened up again, covering his eyes and murmured.

"Leave it to us." Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up.

Yue Yong and Kagura on the side also nodded heavily.

"Yin Sang, can they be saved?" Xin Bajiao complained again.

"Hopeless……"

…

Sougo covered his eyes and returned to the seat of the Shinsengumi with a look of dismay.

"How's it going? Have they agreed to help?" Yamazaki asked quickly.

"You guys... don't understand anything at all," Sougo wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and glanced at the members of the Shinsengumi on the table, "You don't understand Kondo-san's mood at all!"

"What on earth are you talking about?" Fourteen looked at Sougo with disgust.

"Kondo-san... Kondo-san made us ruin this engagement ceremony all because of us... Why don't you understand at all?!" Sougo shouted.

"Why?"

…

"I see, that's it," Yamazaki couldn't help but sniff, "It turns out that the director just said that because he couldn't let us go..."

"How can we practice this! There is nothing wrong with pursuing your own happiness!"

"That bastard Director!"

"You should also consider your own affairs!"

All members of the Shinsengumi said with tears streaming down their faces.

"I'm such a fool, I actually asked that woman to do something like that..." Fourteen covered his eyes, his face full of unbearability, "It turns out we are the ones who ruined Kondo-san's happiness..."

"That woman? What's going on?" Sougo asked curiously.

"Before I came here, I went to the Smile Bar specifically and asked that woman to ruin the ceremony." Fourteen wiped away his tears and sobbed.

"Are you saying that the eldest sister will come?!" Yamazaki stood up suddenly, "No! If the eldest sister comes here, he will definitely ruin the ceremony! Then..."

As he said that, Yamazaki looked at Kondo on the stage, "The director's happiness is in ruins!"

"Then, the only choice is to do it." Fourteen also stood up, "Even if it costs my life, I can't let this engagement ceremony be ruined! Because... this is related to Kondo-san's happiness!"

"You're right!" All members of the True Selection Team stood up, "For the director's happiness!"

Shinbaji, who was silently watching the show, once again complained expressionlessly: "Yin Sang, these people are all idiots."

"Ah, I can't deny it," Gintoki replied.

…

[What on earth are those guys doing! 】 Kondo looked at the Shinsengumi members in the audience who were looking at him with tears on their faces and moved faces, and felt very angry in his heart, 【Are you crying? ! Why are you still crying if you don't think of a way to ruin the wedding? ! I always feel like it’s super hot! 】

But just after I finished thinking about it, the master of ceremony's voice sounded again.

"Then the next step is to ask the bride and groom to leave their seats and take a step forward!" The emcee continued, "I have made everyone wait for a long time, and now we will have the couple's first collaborative work!"

Looking at the huge Simmons bed that the waiters pushed over, Kondo stopped thinking. On the other hand, Bablusi lay down directly with a calm face, his whole body... shaped like a gorilla, and his face was red, as if he was waiting for Kondo to come.

【Hello! Wait! 】 Kondo's heart was in turmoil, 【Don't you usually cut cakes? ! Even cutting a banana will do! No, no, no, this is too strange! Isn't it said to be collaborative work? Hello! Just a sec! 】

Afterwards, Kondo sent a look for help to Matsudaira who was not far away.

Lord Matsudaira: Kondo, this is the most important wedding custom spread by the Orangutan Planet, which values ​​reproduction of offspring. Show your brain power!

Then, Lord Matsudaira gave a thumbs up.

[What does thumbs up mean? ! ] Kondo's eyes were bloodshot, his forehead was covered with veins, and his expression became ferocious, [Do you mean to let me go? ! Who can bend his thumb for me? Don't be kidding! This isn't some hardcore porn! I am not Kato Taka! The most people like me are Kato Sparrows! 】

Seeing the orangutans who put down their bananas and stared straight at him, Kondo became even more angry, "Why are they all looking over?" I was eating bananas just now, now it’s my banana’s turn? ! New Bajijun! Come and save me! 】

Kondo looked at Shinbaji who was aside with tears. However, after seeing Shinbaji who was loading bananas into the crisper, he felt even worse, "You actually brought a crisper with you!" You don’t have to take bananas home! You are too much of a househusband! 】

But at this moment, Fourteen's voice sounded.

"Hey, wait a minute." Fourteen lit a cigarette.

【fourteen! I knew it! Even if others don't care about me, you won't care about me either! ] Kondo was moved to tears.

"At the end, let us send you a blessing." Fourteen puffed out a puff of cigarette, tried hard to curl his lips, and showed a forced smile, "True team selection!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, all the members of the Shinsengumi stood up.

"One or two!" Fourteen shouted,

"Director! You must be happy!" All the team members saluted and shouted at the same time.

【What on earth are you doing? ! ] Kondo is about to collapse.

"Kondo-san, don't worry. Just leave the real selection team to us!" Fourteen lowered his head and bit his lower lip and shouted, "Just pursue what you think is happiness! It doesn't matter even if you are a gorilla! We will always support you!"

"You're right! We can definitely take care of ourselves!" Yamazaki wiped his tears and shouted loudly.

"Director! We must give birth to a litter of healthy baby orangutans!"

"We will always bless you on Earth!"

Listening to the blessings from his team members, Kondo really has the urge to kill someone now.

[What the hell are you talking about! ! ! ] Kondo was so broken that he wanted to kill someone.

"Kondo! I heard everything from Sougo and Shizuo!" Mr. Matsudaira covered his eyes and stood up, shouting, "I completely understand how you feel! Don't worry! I will be there one day , if you really choose a team, nothing will happen! Don’t worry and go boldly!”

【What do you know about me? 】 Kondo roared in his heart, 【If you really understood, you wouldn't say such things! Just give me enough is enough! ! ! 】

But the next moment, Babrus sat up, holding Kondo's back collar with one hand and throwing him up. Kondo didn't even have time to react.

Kondo, who was in the air, looked at Babrus, who was already posing with a shy expression below, and stopped thinking...

At this critical moment, a long sword came straight from a distance. Stabbed into Kondo's clothes and pinned him to the wall.

[That...] Looking at the familiar figure at the door, Kondo's tears covered his entire face, [It's Miss A Miao! 】

"Miss A Miao!" Kondo was so moved that he was at a loss.

"What!" All the members of the True Selection Team quickly looked towards the entrance, "It's the eldest sister! The eldest sister is here to steal the marriage!"

"Calm down! If everyone comes, we will be able to stop her from destroying the ceremony!" Fourteen shouted.

"Oh!"×n

"Oh shit! What on earth do you want to do!" Kondo cursed.

"Of course it's for Kondo-san's happiness!" All members of the Shinsengumi said at the same time.

"I can't tell at all!" Kondo yelled, "Look at the atmosphere, you bastard!"

"No, you don't have to say it anymore, Director!" Yamazaki said, "We all know it! You like that orangutan! But you want to give up your hard-won happiness for us. This kind of thing... we will never allow it! "

Immediately afterwards, a group of Shinsengumi members rushed towards A Miao.

However... they may have underestimated A Miao's fighting power, as all the Shinsengumi members were knocked down...

Looking at A Miao walking towards the stage step by step, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but chuckle, stood up first, and glanced at Yue Yong beside him, "Let's go, Yue Yue."

Without thinking too much, Yue Yong stood up and followed Jiang Cheng out of the auditorium door without looking back...

Jiang Cheng listened to the commotion coming from behind and smiled calmly. Yue Yong looked behind her from time to time, obviously not yet clear about what was going on...

As soon as Jiang Cheng walked out of the auditorium door, he met Jiubei and Dongcheng who had just arrived.

"Young Master! Danger!" Dongcheng quickly stood in front of Jiubei, "This man is too dangerous!"

"Don't be presumptuous, Dongcheng." Jiubei scolded.

"but…"

"Back off!"

Dongcheng then stepped aside.

"How's it going? Have you found the expression you want to protect?" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

"Ah, I found it indeed." Jiubei raised his lips slightly.

"That's good." After saying that, Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back. Yue Yong also followed.

…

"Hey, have you caused any trouble again?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with disgust.

"How is that possible..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, but the next moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something. He raised his head and stretched out his hand to feel it, "It seems to be raining."

"It seems so..."

"Come on." After Jiang Cheng held up his umbrella, he glanced at Yue Yong beside him.

"oh……"

——Easter Egg——

Jiang Cheng's love cycle - mp3.

Gintoki's Love Cycle - mp3.

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