Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshiwara, night.

"Where are you going?" Yue Yong, who was walking from the corridor, glanced at Jiang Cheng who was sitting at the door putting on shoes and asked.

"Ah, I made an appointment with Sougo-kun to go to the bar." Jiang Cheng stood up, took out his mobile phone from his arms, and shook it towards Yue Yong.

After Yue Yong glanced at the text message on Jiang Cheng's phone, she stood next to Jiang Cheng calmly. He looked ready to go.

"Hey, what are you going to do? Do you want to go too?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

"In order to prevent an accident like last time (Smile Bar) from happening, so..."

Before Yue Yong could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng shouted to stop.

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng quickly stopped him, "Stop joking! That kind of place is not a place a woman should go! Besides, you were the culprit last time, right?"

After hearing this, Yue Yong opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng.

"That's enough! In short, you are not allowed to go!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stepped out of the room directly.

…

Smile Bar entrance.

"Hey, Sougo-kun." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and greeted Sougo in the crowd.

"Boss," Sougo also raised his hand in greeting.

"Speaking of which," Jiang Cheng pointed to the heavily armed members of the Shinsengumi and several tanks and helicopters, "What's going on? It's just a drink, and there's no need for this, right?"

"Actually..." Before Sougo could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Fourteen on the side.

"Wait a minute!" Shi Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and cursed, "Why is this guy here?!"

Sougo sighed softly, leaned into Fourteen's ear and explained softly: "There is nothing we can do about this. This is the order of the General."

"Stop joking!" Fourteen cursed in a low voice, "Do you mean that tonight not only do you have to be the bodyguard of the General, but you also have to be the bodyguard of this bastard?!"

"It's just you who thinks so..." Sougo complained, "Besides, the boss doesn't seem to need your protection at all."

Jiang Cheng looked at Shi Shi and Sougo who were whispering aside with some confusion.

"Boss," Sougo explained, seemingly sensing Jiang Cheng's confusion, "Actually, I'm not the one who invited you here this time. Someone else invited you here."

"Who?" Jiang Cheng was even more confused.

Before Sougo could speak, suddenly a black limousine stopped in front of everyone.

"Already here." Sougo said with a shrug.

Immediately afterwards, headed by Kondo, all the members of the Shinsengumi lined up in formation and saluted.

Then, two people got out of the car, namely Songping Gong and Maomao.

"It's you!" Jiang Cheng finally recalled the elegant and easy-going young man in front of him.

"It's been a long time, Jiang Chengsang," Maomao smiled, "Thank you so much for the hospitality last time, so it's me who should treat you this time."

"You're too polite," Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and smiled.

Then he looked at Lord Matsudaira aside, "Speaking of which, uncle, you dote on your son too much, don't you? Last time you took your son to Yoshiwara, did you change the bar this time?"

"Son?" Songping Gong frowned and was confused, "What are you talking about..."

But before he finished speaking, A Miao's voice came from the door of the store.

"Sir Matsudaira~" A Miao trotted over with a smile on her face, waving her hand, "I've been waiting for you for a long time~"

"Souga, let's go in." After saying that, Kondo took the lead and followed A Miao into the store.

"Fourteen, Miss A Miao today still makes me want to move as always." Kondo looked at A Miao's back and acted like a crazy person.

Everyone: "..."

"Speaking of which, is this your first time in a place like this?" Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Maomao Shengsheng, who seemed to be a little reserved.

"Ah, this is my first time in this kind of place in my life," Maomao replied, "I wonder if Jiang Chengsang has any experience that he can tell me?"

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, and then took out two barrels of lubricating oil from nowhere. However, before Jiang Cheng could say anything, Shiliu beside him kicked them down.

"There's no need for something like that! This time it's just an ordinary bar!" Fourteen cursed, then looked at Maomao aside and whispered, "General, there's no need for something like that in the bar! Just sit in the booth and drink and chat with the bartender! Nothing exciting will happen to you at all!"

After listening, a trace of disappointment flashed in Maomao's eyes. Although it passed away briefly, it was still caught by Jiang Cheng who got up.

"It's such a boring shop." Jiang Cheng got up and came to Maomao and patted Maomao on the shoulder. "Next time, I'd better go to Yoshihara. Those ugly girls really miss you."

After hearing this, Maomao's eyes softened again.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng felt his whole body tremble. He looked at Maomao in disbelief and thought to himself: [This person...Does this person really like ugly girls? ! ! 】

…

Inside the Smile Bar.

"What are you doing? Hurry up." Songping Gong turned his head and shouted to the fourteenth and other people behind him. Then, Songping Gong turned his head and walked down the stairs.

"Ah, look, Lord Matsudaira," A Miao said with a smile, pointing to the waitresses below, "Everyone is waiting~"

"Huh?" Songping Gong stopped and looked up.

"Hello, I'm Juan~" Gintoki, who was tied in twin ponytails, wrapped in a bath towel, and holding a red air mattress in his hand, greeted Mr. Matsudaira with his head full of black lines.

"I'm Bahui~" New Baji also looked the same.

A Miao, whose veins were popping, said: So... why are you wearing a bath towel?

Gintoki/Shinpachi: Because there is no time to change clothes!

But then, Gintoki and Shinpachi were attracted by a familiar voice coming from the door.

"Ah, there are a lot of girls I haven't seen before today." Kondo walked in, glanced at Gintoki and Shinpachi and asked doubtfully, "Are they new?"

Later, Shishi and Sougo also came over.

Gintoki and Shinpachi's pupils dilated instantly: That's...that's...them! ! !

New Eight: Why! Why is it the real selection team? Didn't he say he was an important member of the shogunate? ! It happened, it really happened! If you are recognized...

Thinking of this, Xinbaji swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

[Don’t call it picking up guests, I won’t be able to walk down the street with shame anymore! ] Immediately afterwards, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki aside, [Gin-san? What on earth should we do? 】

But then, Shinpachi was completely confused by Gintoki's operation.

Gintoki slowly raised his chin and greeted everyone in the Shinsengumi at the door: "Welcome~"

【Yinmulberry! ! ! 】Xin Bajia’s whole body is not feeling well, 【Could it be...are you planning to cross-dress? ! Are you just going to keep pretending like this? ! 】

"Tilt your chin, Yae," Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "As long as you tilt your chin, you won't be exposed! Daichi Mao said it on TV!"

(Mao Daichi: Japanese actress)

[No, it’s impossible, I will definitely cheat! Silver mulberry! ] Shinpachi cursed, [This is like wearing boxer briefs and a black vest and shouting: I am the God of Death! identical! ! 】

Immediately afterwards, Shinpachi looked at Kagura, who was wearing heavy makeup: [Kagura-chan, come and persuade this idiot! 】

"I'm Lezi, please take care of me, you bastard." Kagura tilted her chin and winked at the people at the door.

【It’s already been performed! This child has already raised his chin! 】 Shinpachi complained in his heart, but just after he finished complaining, Shinpachi saw Kyuubei wearing a pink kimono with floral eyes and raised his chin...

"My hobby is sixteen consecutive shots~" Kagura continued without blushing.

"My hobby is Space Marine~" Kubei continued with his chin raised.

【Hello! ! There’s no need to learn from them! ! What kind of club is this? Is this [warping]? ! 】Xin Baji roared in his heart. But then, Xin Baji saw the little ape dressed as a village girl and wearing a queen's uniform, "You are fundamentally mistaken!" Why are you dressing up as a village girl? ! 】

"Hey, isn't there a nice sow here?" Sougo walked up to the little ape with his pocket in his pocket, "Miss, do you want me to insert something more powerful than the nasal groove into your nose?"

【Awesome! This person’s trembling soul is starting to burn! Hey! 】Xin Baji is not feeling well. 【Please leave this store as soon as possible! 】

" @\u0026amp;#@%..." the little ape said inarticulately. The real meaning is: Don’t overestimate your capabilities! You little brat! Wait until the hair on your lower body becomes naturally curly before you come out for fun!

"It's pretty good!" Sougo praised.

[Why can we communicate...] Xin Baji was extremely speechless.

"Songwu, that's it," Fourteen on the side reminded Sougo, "We are not here to play today."

"Hey, why? I told you that you're welcome. Why don't you come and play too?" Lord Songping said.

"That's not possible." Fourteen refused.

[What, it turns out these people are not here to drink, they are really saved~] Xin Bajia breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, [Huh? Wait, so what are they here for? 】

Just when Xin Baji was confused, a familiar voice came from the door again.

"Don't worry! Today I will show you the real charm of the bar!" Jiang Cheng said familiarly, holding Maomao's shoulders.

"Then it's time to work, Jiang Chengsang." Maomao said with a smile.

"Don't mind it, don't mind it." Jiang Cheng waved his hand with disapproval on his face.

【Why this guy! ! ] When Shinpachi and Gintoki saw Jiang Cheng coming in from the door, they were about to collapse!

But that was not the end yet. Immediately afterwards, Gintoki and Shinpachi heard Sougo bend down and say to the young man next to Jiang Cheng: "Then please have fun, we will be here Keep a good guard outside, General."

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