Maybe a Fake Gintama

After about ten minutes, the commotion in the Denshi store gradually calmed down. At least, Gintoki and Shinpachi's screams were no longer as high-pitched as before, leaving only faint moans.

At this point, Jiang Cheng's face instantly switched to a refreshing smile, and then he opened the door of Denshi's shop.

Gintoki and Shinpachi were lying on the ground with bruises and swollen faces. Not only their clothes but also their bodies were in tatters. There was no good spot on their bodies. Of course, the entire interior of the Denshi store has become a ruin.

Seeing Jiang Cheng opening the door and walking in, Xin Baji's tears covered his entire face, and he murmured softly: "Jiang Cheng...Sang...help...I...Miss Xiaoyu...she seems to have gone berserk." Already..."

"That's really an incredible situation." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"The only one who can stop her is you, Jiang Chengsang... please..." Xin Bajiu murmured, but just after he finished speaking, Xin Bajiu saw Xiaoyu walking to the side and bowing his head slightly in front of Jiang Cheng, and said One sentence:

"Lord Jiang Cheng, the mission has been successfully completed. The injuries caused by Xiaoyu will require him to lie in bed for at least one month, half an hour and thirty-two seconds."

"Well done, Xiaoyu." Jiang Cheng praised with a smile, "Just call an ambulance. Of course, you don't need to call, just let the two of them go back upstairs to fend for themselves."

"learn."

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki Byakuya, who was lying on the ground half-dead, yelled at Jiang Cheng with his eyes open, "Are you kidding me! Did you instruct Xiaoyu to do this?! I'll kill you!"

"Xiaoyu, I don't really like the kind of time that has zeros and wholes. Please find a way to turn the next half hour and a few seconds into whole numbers for me." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, still squinting.

"But this will not meet the one month requirement of Master Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu replied.

"Ah, no problem. If one month doesn't work, let this silver-haired curly lie down for three months. If it doesn't turn into a round number, let him lie down for a year. If that doesn't work, let him lie down for a lifetime. . One in a lifetime is also an integer~ Are you right?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki who was still cursing on the ground and said.

"Understood." With that said, Xiaoyu turned around again and walked towards Gintoki and Shinpachi.

"Wait...wait..." Looking at Xiaoyu who was getting closer and closer step by step, Gintoki's face was covered with sweat, "Listen to me! Xiaoyu! Don't just listen to that kind of man! That kind of stupid idiot is stupid It’s not worth what you do!”

Hearing this, two blue veins popped out on Jiang Cheng's face, but he still continued with a smile on his face, "Xiaoyu, just let him lie in bed for the rest of his life."

"learn."

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned around and left again, closing the door of Denshi's shop.

Listening to the screams coming from the small shop, Jiang Cheng's expression softened a bit.

"Sure enough, if you do this, you will feel much better~"

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and then opened the door of Denshi's shop again, took out a wad of bills from his arms, and threw it on the counter of Denshi's shop.

"Xiaoyu, the money for damaging public property is placed here. Remember to tell the old woman when she comes back."

After saying that,

Jiang Cheng closed the door again and turned around to leave without looking back...

In the evening, Granny Denshi, who had something to do, took Catherine back to Denshi's shop, chatting and laughing. However, when Granny Denshi opened the door, she stopped laughing.

Because the entire Denshi store had been completely destroyed, there were two humanoid objects lying on the floor. Xiaoyu on the side was constantly cleaning up the residue with a broom.

"What happened to my store? A terrorist bombing?" Granny Denshi murmured with a dark line on her face.

"Grandma Dengshi... help me..." A group of human-shaped glasses frames on the ground made a weak sound...

…

The next day, Yoshihara.

"Uncle, why haven't Gin-chan and the others come to apologize to me yet?" Kagura asked, sitting in front of Jiang Cheng who was lying on the floor boredly flipping through a jump book.

"Perhaps because he was involved in some terrorist bombing case." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Maybe he is lying on the hospital bed with hemiplegia."

"Then it's possible that we can't meet each other just yet, maybe Aru," Kagura analyzed with her hands folded, "Maybe she's even on her way to buy vinegar kombu now!"

"The possibility of what you said is zero," Jiang Cheng replied without raising his head, "Right now, those two people are lying in the hospital receiving treatment. Not to mention buying you vinegar kelp, the two of them are now I can't even turn over..."

"Really Aru?!" Kagura said in shock, "Is it really involved in a terrorist bombing case Aru?!"

After saying that, Kagura once again crossed her hands and nodded, and said with a sigh on her face: "Sure enough, without me, they can't even complete that level of tasks."

Jiang Cheng, whose face was full of black lines, raised his head and said expressionlessly: "After hearing the tragic situation of the two of them, shouldn't you be more worried?"

"I don't want Aru!" Kagura raised her head and looked arrogant, "It was the two of them who were at fault first, why should I care about them? No way!"

"Well, whatever you want," Jiang Cheng lowered his head again and turned over the jump in his hand, "By the way, aren't you bored staying here? Even though it's a rainy day, you'd be bored if you just stay indoors and watch TV all the time. Bar."

"That's right." Kagura nodded and agreed.

"Then why not go for a walk outside," Jiang Cheng continued to look at the jump in his hand and said casually, "It's better than staying in the house and getting moldy."

"You're right, even if it's a rainy day, you should still have some good exercise, Aru!" After saying that, Kagura stood up, and then stretched out her hand towards Jiang Cheng, "Pocket money."

"In the shoes at the door," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then, Jiang Cheng thought of something, raised his head and reminded, "Don't forget to bring an umbrella."

"I'm not as stupid as my uncle." Kagura snorted disdainfully, then picked up her umbrella, turned around and trotted towards the door.

After arriving at the door, Kagura pinched her nose and took out an envelope with a pungent smell from Jiang Cheng's shoes.

"Be safe out there. If you don't come back for dinner, remember to send a text message." Jiang Cheng's voice came again.

"I know Aru." With that said, Kagura put on her shoes and left without looking back.

…

On the street, the rain kept falling.

"Where should we go in this weather, Aru?" Kagura, who was holding an umbrella, murmured to himself as he walked. Then Kagura suddenly thought of something, but then Kagura quickly shook his head, "No, absolutely not. Lu! It was obviously Gin-chan and the others who hurt me with those words first, why should I go see them? No! Absolutely not!"

Saying that, Kagura nodded to herself, "Yes! That's it! Mommy taught me Aru! A girl must not admit her mistakes first! No matter if it is the girl's fault or not, she cannot admit her mistakes first! Once you admit your mistake first, those men will become even more arrogant from now on! It will encourage their arrogance, Aru!"

Thinking of this, Kagura's expression became serious as if she had made some determination. Then she looked at the envelope she took out from Jiang Cheng's shoes and murmured: "I'll treat myself well today." Get your stomach! I want to eat BBQ Aru! One person can eat three people’s portions!”

After saying that, Kagura strode towards the barbecue restaurant.

But when Kagura came to the door of the barbecue restaurant, Kagura began to hesitate again.

"But... Mommy also said Aru," Kagura murmured with her chin propped up, "men sometimes just can't let go of their own self-esteem. At this time, girls can give men a step down."

"No! Still don't! Absolutely not!" Kagura shook her head vigorously, and then stepped forward to push open the glass door of the barbecue restaurant.

But when Kagura's hand was about to touch the door handle, she suddenly stopped, "As a girl who is intellectual, generous and cute beyond words, it is not inappropriate to care for them occasionally at this time. That’s okay… I’m so troubled by Aru…”

In this way, Kagura stood at the door of the barbecue restaurant and paced back and forth. A full half an hour passed, and Kagura could not make a choice...

…

It was noon, in front of a flower shop not far from the hospital.

Looking at the flower shop in front of her, Kagura finally chose to open the door and walk in.

【Only this time! ] Kagura thought in her heart, [After all, they are both in such a miserable state now, such a cute girl's casual care will definitely make them both moved and cry! Yep! I am the angel-like character in the House of All Things! 】

"Welcome," the clerk greeted with a smile on her face, "Do you want to buy flowers, little girl? What kind of flowers do you need? Are you going to the hospital to visit an elder?"

"It's not a little girl, it's the angel Aru!" Kagura corrected, "I am like an angel to them!"

"I understand," the clerk didn't mind, and continued with a smile, "So, little angel, what kind of flowers do you need?"

"Anything is fine, Aru," Kagura waved her hand nonchalantly, "Even wild flowers picked from the road are fine. If this girl is so kind as to visit them, they should be grateful."

"Hey, hey, I get it. How about this?" the clerk said, pointing to the beautiful flower basket on the side. "This was ordered by a customer yesterday, but it's already past the pickup time. I can sell it to you cheaper. oh."

"It's so beautiful," Kagura's eyes widened and she couldn't help but sigh. But then, Kagura, who noticed that she was a little embarrassed, quickly waved her hand, "No, no, no! There is no need for such a beautiful flower basket. Aru! Just use the most common ones on them!"

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