Maybe a Fake Gintama

"But, this one is very cheap, the same price as the most common one," the clerk continued with a smile, "It's like buying such a beautiful flower basket with the price of an ordinary flower basket. And the little girl wants to go The person who visits is important to the little girl, right? So why not choose this one."

"You're not an important guy, Aru!" Kagura shouted quickly, then folded her hands and showed an arrogant look on her face, "It's just someone who happened to live under the same roof and happened to work together. That’s all!”

"Hey, I'll wrap it up for you." As she said that, the shop assistant had already repackaged the flower basket and placed it in Kagura's hands.

"Don't make decisions for me casually!" Kagura said angrily, "Are you listening to me?"

"Two thousand yuan in total, thank you for your patronage." The clerk smiled, bowed and extended her hand.

"There are so many clerks who talk to themselves..." Kagura said with a look of displeasure, but she still took out the envelope from her arms and opened it, but when Kagura took out the [money] in the envelope, she was stunned. , because that is not money at all! It’s a colored piece of paper with [Flower Shop Reservation Coupon] written on it!

"That stupid uncle!" Kagura muttered through gritted teeth, and then returned the flower basket in his hand to the clerk, "Sorry, I didn't bring any money this time, Aru."

However, the clerk did not take the flower basket. Instead, she took the reservation coupon from Kagura and said with a smile: "So, little girl, you are the guest who made the reservation. You can't come so late next time."

"Huh?" Kagura obviously hasn't figured out what's going on yet.

“Welcome to visit next time~”

Kagura, who was holding a flower basket and was confused, was sent out of the store with a smile by the clerk.

Kagura stood in front of the store and was stunned for several minutes before finally reacting, raising her head and shouting to the sky: "Idiot uncle!!"

…

Far away in Yoshiwara, Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling in front of Yue Yong and begging for new gaming equipment with his head lowered, sneezed for no reason, raised his head and murmured to himself: "Hey? Did I catch a cold?"

"Idiots don't catch colds." Yue Yong stood in front of Jiang Cheng and looked at Jiang Cheng condescendingly.

"Please! New gaming equipment!" Jiang Cheng lowered his head again and hit the wooden floor hard, "As long as I have that, I will be willing to do whatever I do!"

"Don't even think about it.

"With that said, Yue Yong turned and left.

"Yue-yue!!!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted, "Don't refuse so simply!"

"It's so noisy! You loser OTAKU!" Along with Yue Yong's curse, two kunai shot straight towards Jiang Cheng's forehead.

Jiang Cheng... rushes to the street!

…

Hospital, ward.

"It's true, it can be so miserable." Granny Denshi sat on the stool in front of the hospital bed, looking at Gintoki who was wrapped like a mummy on the hospital bed with a sigh, "It seems that Jiang Chengjun is not showing mercy at all this time. .”

"That bastard! He was so cruel to his former friend..." Mentioning Jiang Cheng, Gintoki felt a little itchy, "I must beat him up the next time we meet! If you don't have three million, what happened this time?" It’s not over yet!”

"Why would Jiang Chengsang do such a thing?" Shinpachi, who was obviously much less injured than Gintoki on the other hospital bed, wondered, "Jiang Chengsang would not do such a thing without reason. Yeah. Did we offend him?"

"Who knows!" Gintoki shouted, saliva flying from his mouth, "That idiot always thinks like this and it comes out all the time!"

"Yoshi, it's time for me to go back and open a shop." After saying that, Granny Denshi stood up, and then sighed softly and complained: "I'm tired from taking care of you two during the day, and I have to open a shop at night. Occasionally, I have to be considerate of the elderly. Man, you two are really..."

"Thank you very much, Granny Denshi." Xin Bajiu quickly sat up, looked at Granny Denshi and said gratefully, "You are so busy and you have to take care of us."

"By the way, are you two really okay?" Granny Toshi frowned and glanced at Gintoki and Shinpachi, "Is this silver-haired curly really okay?"

"It doesn't matter," Xinbaji waved his hand and said with a smile, "My injuries are relatively minor, mostly skin injuries, so I can take good care of Yin Sang. I also said hello to my sister, and she will do the same after her work is over. Come."

"Where's the little girl with the big stomach?" Granny Denshi asked, "Would it be more convenient if she's here?"

Hearing this, Gintoki and Shinpachi's expressions became subtle.

"What's going on? That expression?" Granny Denshi asked in confusion, then suddenly thought of something, and her voice raised an octave, "Wait a minute, you two, are you arguing with Kagura?"

"Tch, how can this be considered a quarrel? Everything I said is the truth." Gintoki spat disdainfully.

"Men, you should be patient," Mother-in-law Dengshi sighed, and said seriously: "And you are such a young girl, can't you two cherish her?"

"I just saw what Yin Sang was saying and couldn't help but chime in with a few words and complain." Xin Baji scratched the back of his head and said with embarrassment, "I thought it was a joke, but I didn't expect that God Le Jiang's reaction was so great that she actually ran away from home..."

"I'm telling you, a man who complains at a woman is the worst form of behavior," Granny Toshi complained. "A man who complains at a woman is not a real man. You'd better hurry up and tell Kagura You should apologize. Now I understand the reason why Jiang Chengjun is so angry."

After hearing the words of Granny Toshi, Gintoki snorted disdainfully, "Everything I said is the truth! There is no need to apologize at all! Do you think so, Shinpachi?!"

"Although I say so, Kagura-chan is also a girl," Shinpachi murmured, "Maybe we did something wrong this time. After we are discharged from the hospital, we should honestly say goodbye to Kagura-chan. Sorry."

"Go on your own! I am absolutely! Absolutely impossible to go!" Gintoki shouted, "Even if the earth is destroyed, I will not go! Absolutely!"

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, everyone heard the sound of something falling to the ground at the door, followed closely by the sound of trotting steps getting farther and farther away.

Grandma Denshi walked to the door and discovered that a delicate flower basket had fallen on the ground. Then she glanced into the distance and happened to see Kagura's disappearing figure.

Granny Toshi sighed softly, then reached out to pick up the flower basket on the ground, walked into the ward again, and placed the flower basket on Gintoki's bedside.

"This time, if I don't apologize, I might not come back." Grandma Denshi murmured.

"That one just now was..." Shinpachi murmured, "Is it Kagura-chan?"

"Ah, there is no doubt that Kagura seems to be much more sensible than this man," Granny Toshi looked at Gintoki with disdain on the hospital bed, then turned around again, "I'm leaving... "

…

After Granny Toshi left, Shinpachi stood up and looked at Gintoki on the other bed, "Gin-san, I think it's better for us to apologize to Kagura. After all, Kagura is also a girl. As a Men, we should also apologize before her, right? And this time Kagura took the initiative to visit us, she definitely wants to reconcile, right?"

"I don't want to think about who made us look like this," Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully, "If you want to apologize, go alone. I will never go. It's just fine if you don't come back. We can reduce a lot of expenses with our All-in-One House.”

"You're really bad, Gin-san," Shinpachi replied expressionlessly, "You have to act like a man sometimes!"

"No, a man will not just take responsibility for something that is not his fault!" Gintoki criticized seriously, "Those who would do that are just idiots!"

"But we have to take care of Kagura-chan's face, right?" Shinpachi continued, and then looked at the flower basket in front of Gintoki's bed, "And he prepared such a beautiful flower basket to see us. Kagura-chan also felt the same in his heart. Those who care about us will definitely do so.”

"Think carefully! Shinpachi!" Gintoki said seriously, "If the two of us apologize, do you know what the consequences will be?! That powerful girl will be even more arrogant in the Master House from now on! Absolutely!"

"Uh..." Shinpachi couldn't help but shudder when he thought about the arrogance of Kagura stepping on his and Gintoki's heads, and reluctantly curled up his lips, "Say...it makes sense, hahaha, but …”

Gintoki glanced at the flower basket beside him and hummed again. But the expression on his face was much softer than before...

…

Yoshihara, Kagura is wreaking havoc in Jiangcheng's room at this time.

"Please lower your voice a little bit," Jiang Cheng, who was immersed in the game, turned his head and whispered a reminder, but then turned his head again and said with emotion: "As expected of a new device, it feels much smoother than the original one. What a shame~ This feeling... feels so good~"

That's right, after an afternoon of begging and stalking, Yue Yong had no choice but to agree to Jiang Cheng's request to buy new gaming equipment. After all, this thing was too annoying. No matter where Yue Yong goes, she can find Jiang Cheng with a praying look on his face. Even if he was beaten severely, this guy could be resurrected in less than ten minutes as if nothing happened.

In desperation, Yue Yong had no choice but to agree. Of course, the premise of agreement is that Jiang Cheng's funds for purchasing new games in the future will be reduced by one-third.

"What the hell is that?! That bastard Natural Curl!" Kagura continued to vent her anger towards the floor, "People can be so generous to visit him, but in the end he has that kind of attitude?! It's really annoying It’s so hot! It’s so hot that it’s unbearable, you bastard!”

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