Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I'm beating, beating, beating!!!" Kagura kept beating the wooden floor. The wooden floor in Jiang Cheng's room had been torn down, and no good part was left.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't care and was still immersed in the joy of getting a new gaming device.

But before Jiang Cheng could be happy for a while, Jiang Cheng stopped laughing, because the pieces of wooden board Kagura smashed hit the new equipment in front of Jiang Cheng. Not only the screen but also the console was scrapped due to pieces of wood getting stuck into it.

Jiang Cheng, who suppressed his anger, turned his head. Just as he was about to say something, an even more angry Kagura stepped on his head into the computer screen.

"It's all the fault of the idiot uncle!" Kagura kicked and scolded, "The idiot Shinpachi, the idiot Gin-chan, and the idiot uncle! They are all big idiots!"

After a full minute, Kagura stopped her movements.

"Is it really my fault here?" Jiang Cheng, who was already covered in blood, asked Kagura expressionlessly, "I am the most innocent one, right? No, my gaming equipment is the most innocent one. Innocent, right? What did it do wrong? This is the second time you have damaged my equipment..."

"Who cares! That kind of thing!" Kagura rolled her eyes and shouted without thinking, "After all, all men are idiots!"

"So..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Even if it is the man's fault, my gaming equipment is not wrong, right? Why do you want to vent your anger on my equipment? Is it also wrong?"

"This is totally wrong!!" While shouting, Kagura once again stepped on Jiang Cheng's head into the floor with blank eyes.

…

After dinner, Jiang Cheng came to Yue Yong's room, knelt on the ground again, lowered his scarred head, "Please! Game equipment, again!"

"Wash." This time, Yue Yong didn't talk nonsense. She kicked Jiang Cheng's head into the floor and turned around to leave.

Only Jiang Cheng, who was buried in the floor and was crying without tears, was left.

"Why...why does fate play tricks on me like this? Have I done something bad? Why? Who can tell me why?!!!"

…

From this day on, Kagura has lived in Yoshiwara forever. Although Kagura behaved as usual, Jiang Cheng could see a trace of loneliness on Kagura's face.

But although I care a little,

But Jiang Cheng couldn't care about it at this moment, because he had more important things to do, and that was...

In Yue Yong's room.

"Please! New gaming equipment!"

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, there were two kunai on his forehead...

On Yoshiwara Street.

"Please..."

Just as Jiang Cheng said these two words, Yue Yong, who was patrolling, once again threw out two kunai with an expressionless expression.

Jiang Cheng... rushed to the street.

Scenes like this are happening every moment in various places in Yoshiwara. It lasted for a full month...

…

One month later.

"Kagura, I'm going out to buy jump," Jiang Cheng shouted into the room, "Are you jealous of Kombu this time too?"

"I want to go together this time!" Kagura rushed out impatiently, "Every time my uncle buys vinegar kombu, it is not my favorite brand Aru! The sour taste is not my favorite sour taste at all!"

"Hey, hey, it's up to you." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied.

…

“Welcome next time.”

Jiangcheng and Kagura, who was carrying two bags of vinegar kombu, had just walked out of the convenience store when they saw Gintoki and Shinpachi who had just been discharged from the hospital.

Seeing the two of them, Kagura turned her head and snorted disdainfully. The same reaction as Kagura was a certain silver-haired curly.

"Jiang Chengsang, long time no see." Xin Baji said embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his head.

"Oh, long time no see." Jiang Cheng also said hello.

"What's there to say to the culprit who put us in the hospital? Let's go, Shinpachi." With that said, Gintoki took the lead to leave.

"Kagura-chan, I'm really sorry about what happened last time." Shinpachi came to Kagura and said a little embarrassedly.

"It's nothing," Kagura tilted her head and said disdainfully, "I have forgotten all those things, I don't care about Aru at all!"

【Obviously you care a lot! That expression! ] Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji thought to themselves at the same time.

"Gin-san has also realized his mistake. By the way, Kagura-chan, when will you return to the Master House?" Shinpachi said in an exaggerated tone, "Sure enough, the Master House would not be the Master House without Kagura-chan!"

"Have you finally understood this kind of thing now?" Kagura chuckled, and then pretended to be arrogant and continued, "I'm still on vacation for the time being."

"I have a long-awaited commission tomorrow, Kagura-chan," Shinpachi continued, pretending to be embarrassed, "but without Kagura-chan, it always seems difficult to complete the commission..."

Kagura was secretly happy, but her face remained cold, "Huh? Really?"

Kagura's mental activity at this time: Praise me more! By the way, I can make that naturally curly silver-haired one praise me too! If it gets to that point, I can naturally go back to Aru!

"Yes, it is indeed like that, hehehe..." Xinbajiu forced a smile.

At this time, Xin Baji's mental activity: Hello! I have said so many good things without conscience, why can I still be so calm? ! You can’t go wrong! Kagura-chan is really angry this time! It's different from the past situation where a few compliments can calm you down!

At this moment, Gintoki's voice came again with his back to everyone, "Old man, don't say those unnecessary words, hurry up and catch up, there are still commissions to do tomorrow. As for what she said, there is no need to worry about it."

After hearing this, veins popped up on Kagura's face.

"Kagura-chan, don't worry about it. Gin-san has that kind of character to begin with," Shinpachi laughed, "He's always so duplicitous. Kagura, you should know that, right? In fact, he's in the hospital. Toki Gin-san has been talking about you, always saying things like "It would be great if Kagura were here"."

"Huh? Really? Do you really want me to go back, Aru?" Kagura said with a proud look on her face.

【what's up? ! This is too arrogant! Why did you become like this after staying in Yoshiwara for a month? ! 】Xin Baji glanced at Jiang Cheng aside, 【He has begun to show off his tsundere characteristics as a voice actor! what is going on? ! 】

After noticing Xin Baji's gaze, Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied with the same look: "I don't know, I don't know at all. I still want to know what's going on!" By the way, can you please take her away as soon as possible? She has already smashed two sets of my game equipment! I am also very troubled! Please, Xinbaji! come on! 】

[Even if you say that, there’s nothing I can do about it. Normally, if you give me a few compliments, you’ll feel better, but today I’ve already complimented you a lot! 】Suddenly, Xin Bajiu suddenly thought of something, 【I know! The main reason this time is Ginsang! If Yin Sang refuses to give in, it will definitely not work! 】

【I see! 】Jiang Cheng nodded, then moved his neck and wrist, "I will beat him until he becomes subdued!" give it to me! 】

Seeing Jiang Cheng who was gearing up and eager to try, Xin Baji quickly stopped him, [No way! That method simply won't work! It has no use at all except that Yinsang will be hospitalized again! 】

"Hey," at this time, Kagura finally couldn't bear it any longer, and looked at Jiang Cheng and Shinpachi, who were staring at each other with squinting eyes and expressionless expressions, "Since just now, you two have been staring at each other. Eyes, it’s so disgusting, Aru.”

After hearing this, veins suddenly appeared on the faces of Jiang Cheng and Xin Bajia. But in the end, both of them managed not to have an attack.

[Um, I'm going back first. I'll find a solution for Gin-san. I'll leave it to you, Kagura-chan, Jiang Cheng-san! 】Xin Baji glanced at Jiang Cheng and nodded, then looked at Kagura, smiled and said: "Well, I have some things to do, so I will leave for now. Remember to come back after the vacation."

"It depends on your mood." Kagura folded her hands and said disdainfully.

Shinpachi showed an awkward yet polite smile, waved his hand and quickly followed in the direction Gintoki left.

"Let's go back too," Jiang Cheng shrugged and looked at Kagura aside, "At this time, Nichirin has already cooked."

"Oh." After responding, Kagura turned around and left first.

However, Jiang Cheng could read the undisguised disappointment on Kagura's face.

"I don't know who I am like with this kind of personality..." Jiang Cheng murmured softly and quickly followed Kagura.

…

The next day.

Under Jiang Cheng's temptation, Kagura followed Jiang Cheng to the ground. But before they could decide where to go, the two met Gintoki and Shinpachi who were on their way to a commission.

The two sides passed each other, and Shinpachi wanted to say something, but was stopped by Gintoki's eyes.

But just when Jiang Cheng was about to leave without looking back, Gintoki finally spoke.

"Hey, how long do you want to take your vacation? Work has already started. If you are still lazy, all your salary for this month will be deducted." Gintoki stopped and said without looking back.

After listening, there were tears in the corners of Kagura's eyes. Then, she bit her lower lip and looked up at Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng smiled and nodded.

Immediately afterwards, Kagura turned around and rushed towards Gintoki, shouting and kicking him away.

"Can't you say something nicer?!" Kagura cursed...

Listening to the noise behind him, Jiang Cheng chuckled, then turned and left.

…

Yoshiwara, night.

In Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng's mood was so good that he couldn't describe it in words.

Looking at the brand new gaming equipment in front of him, and the hanging sign above his head that says [Celebrate! A new life liberated from Kagura! ] red banner. Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly and fired the fireworks in his hand.

But before Jiang Cheng could celebrate, Jiang Cheng's door was suddenly opened. Jiang Cheng subconsciously looked back and saw Kagura looking at him expressionlessly.

"That...is actually..." Jiang Chenggang wanted to explain.

However, Kagura didn't give him this chance. He rushed over first and kicked Jiang Cheng into the computer screen again with blank eyes...

(End of this article.)

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