Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara.

"At least get out and take a walk! You loser OTAKU! The whole Yoshiwara is filled with your [house odor], you bastard!!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who had begun to emit an unknown smell, Yue Yong finally couldn't bear it and kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window. Then, he threw Jiang Cheng's umbrella next to the window and closed the window heavily. .

…

"It hurts, it hurts..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and slowly got up from the ground, pouting and complaining in a low voice: "What are you doing? You started going crazy early in the morning. Did menopause come early? That stinky woman, it's all !”

As soon as he finished speaking, two kunai greeted Jiang Cheng's head...

…

The streets of Edo.

Jiang Cheng complained softly while holding an umbrella while walking, completely unaware of the fact that the pedestrians around him pinched their noses and avoided him like a plague. Several pedestrians even started vomiting because they couldn't stand the smell emanating from their bodies. .

"It's really disgusting, that woman. She has only been in the house for less than a month, but she just smelled a little bit. Why did you react so much? What else is called [house odor]? I didn't even hear it. I told you, stinky woman."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something, stopped, stood with his chin propped up and murmured: "No, no, does it really smell like you? She's not talking nonsense, right? Even in this rainy season It is indeed easy for mold to grow if you stay in the room often..."

Later, in order to verify whether he was as Yue Yong said, Jiang Cheng raised his arm and sniffed his clothes with his nose. However, in just one second, Jiang Cheng turned around and threw up directly against the wall...

"Σ_(???"∠) vomit..." Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth and muttered with black lines on his face, "It stinks... Is this the legendary... house odor? "

"Don't smell it! That's [house odor]!" A mother stood behind her child with her back to Jiang Cheng, squatting down to help her child cover his mouth and nose, with a serious look on his face, "I will smell it after I smell it. It’s contagious! It will turn into a hopeless OTAKU!”

"There is no such thing!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted, rolling his eyes, "It's not contagious at all! Why are you saying that I am the same as a biochemical virus?!"

The young woman turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng. She was about to say something, but before she could say anything, she quickly covered her mouth, turned around and vomited...

"Feel sorry,

Duomaru," the young woman looked at her son apologetically, "Mom may not be able to cook for you today. Mom is already infected. If you don't use small steel balls today, it will definitely be hopeless. Mom I’ll give you 2,000 yuan. Can you go to a convenience store and buy a bento by yourself? "

"What kind of specific detoxification method is that?! It's obviously you who wants to play, right?!" Jiang Cheng complained crazily, "It's obviously because you are too lazy to cook for your son! And why does your son use that kind of resentment? Are you looking at me?! Why do you act like it’s my fault?!”

"Mom!" Tamaru, the son, looked at his mother who refused to vomit with tears in his eyes, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with an angry face again, "It's all your fault! It's all your fault that my mother is like this. Wrong!!”

"It's so annoying, you brat! It's obviously your mother who wants to hit the steel ball! Are you a fool?! Can't you see it because you're a fool?!" Jiang Cheng yelled, pulling his neck and popping his veins.

"I'm sorry, Tamaru..." The young woman took out two thousand-dollar bills and gently put them in her son's hands, "Mom... Mom can't do it anymore..."

"Mom!!" Tamaru shouted to the sky with tears in his eyes.

Jiang Cheng's face was covered with black lines, and the corners of his eyes were twitching as he watched this farce that was like a farewell to life and death, with veins jumping on his forehead...

…

"It's really, what [house smell], it's really irritating. I've never seen a mother with that kind of ego, deceiving her son with that kind of reason just for her own fun, it's really a sick society..." As Jiang Cheng walked away, he muttered unhappily, "It made me feel so bad early in the morning. It's really..."

"Where are we going to eat?" Tamaru asked, following Jiang Cheng.

"Whatever, just eat whatever you want, but before that, it's better to take a bath first..." Jiang Cheng nodded subconsciously and replied, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and stopped. He turned his head and looked at the little one who was following him expressionlessly, "Why are you following me? Didn't I already tell you that? Your mother just wants to hit small steel balls! She has nothing to do with me at all. ah!"

Hearing the sound, Tamaru's eyes instantly became moist, and he curled his lips as if he was about to cry at any time.

"This trick won't work on me." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "I don't have that kind of overflowing compassion."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Tamaru wrinkled his face and burst into tears. The cry immediately attracted passers-by around him.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Wuwuwu..."

"If it's a case of cheating, your acting skills are too bad." Jiang Cheng raised his face and snorted disdainfully, "This level of cheating was the lowest level when I was young."

After hearing this, Tamaru cried louder.

"Did you hear that? It seems that the mother of that child was abandoned by that man..."

"You look like a human being, but you can actually do that kind of thing behind your back..."

"Moreover, now this man actually wants to abandon his own child. It's really bad..."

"You're right, he's such a bad, stinky man..."

"Speaking of stinky, don't you think there is a very unpleasant stench? It's the stench emanating from that stinky man..."

"Ah, I smell it too, it stinks so much! He is really a stinky man who is exactly the same on the surface as he is..."

…

Listening to the whispers of the passers-by around him and the scum-like gazes of the passers-by around him that could be felt even without looking, the veins on Jiang Cheng's completely blackened face jumped.

"Shut up, you guys!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted, "It's not what you said at all, bastard! I don't even know this brat at all!"

"This kind of man only has an appearance, but his heart is extremely rotten..."

"That's right, the rotten smell in my heart has been emitted through my body..."

"Yes…"

…

Listening to the whispers of the onlookers, Jiang Cheng's face turned even darker...

…

In the bathhouse.

"It's so nice~" Jiang Cheng leaned against the pool with his eyes closed and couldn't help but moaned, "Sure enough, it's very comfortable to take a bath once in a while~"

"Yes~" Tamaru followed Jiang Cheng's example and leaned against the pool with his eyes closed, "It's really comfortable~"

Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng's expression froze for a moment, then turned his head to look at Tamaru and reminded him: "Hey, brat, this is just this once, I'll take you to have a meal with you and then come back." Home."

"Hi~" Tamaru replied.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally looked at Duowan carefully: short black hair, big eyes, small round face, he looked about six or seven years old.

"It looks like it's harmless to humans and animals. Sure enough, a kid is a kid," Jiang Cheng chuckled, then picked up the ice-cold Coke he just bought from the vending machine next to the pool and took a sip, and said happily again. Moaning: "Yeah~ Ice-cold Coke goes well with taking a bath~ But some people like to drink milk after taking a bath."

"Yes, they really match each other~" Tamaru followed Jiang Cheng's example and picked up the Coke and took a sip.

"You know very well, kid, hahaha..."

…

After taking a dip in the soup and changing into dry-cleaned clothes, Jiang Cheng led Tamaru to a restaurant.

"Just do whatever you want," Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and waved impatiently, "But only this time."

"Oh!" Tamaru responded and flipped through the menu with excitement on his face.

"You are indeed a brat, you can be so excited at this level." Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, and then glanced at the Duomaru in front of him again: the flaxen one looked a little old, but it was very clean. Wearing a few patches of clothes, it seems that he is not a child of a wealthy family.

"It's obvious that the family situation is like this, but that mother still has the heart to hit small steel balls. It's really..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered softly again.

"Nani Nani? Small steel ball? What small steel ball? Did you win this child by playing small steel balls?" Gintoki, who didn't know when he arrived and was sitting next to Jiang Cheng, asked aloud, and then raised his hand towards The shop assistant not far away shouted, "Two cups of chocolate parfait! Please!"

"No, I just met a woman who left her son to play with small steel balls," Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but then, Jiang Cheng reacted and glanced at Yin beside him expressionlessly. Toki and the girl with a round head and a human-shaped glasses frame appeared next to Tamaru on the opposite side, "Hey, why are you here?"

"I accidentally saw a trafficker who seemed to be abducting children on the road, so I followed him." Gintoki folded his hands and nodded.

"Do I look like someone who would do that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, and then looked at Xin Baji across from him who was ordering orders with the clerk, and shouted expressionlessly: "Also...I didn't even say I would treat you to dinner! Can you please stop ordering on your own?"

"What does it matter? Anyway, asking for one is a treat, and asking for four is also a treat." Gintoki said casually, picking his nose.

"Completely different!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Don't be so stingy. Next time I will lend you my collection of photo albums. All of them are high-quality products." Gintoki put his arms around Jiang Cheng's shoulders with a familiar smile and said, "I promise you Definitely like it.”

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