Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You are the only one who likes that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki with narrowed eyes, but finally sighed, "Forget it, it's up to you, I'm not in the mood to make trouble with you today. "

"Yoshi!" Kagura cheered immediately, then raised her hand and shouted to the clerk not far away, "On the surface, add ten more aru!"

"You should save some time for me..." Jiang Cheng muttered, holding his forehead.

"Then I also..." Gintoki was about to raise his hand, but was stopped by Jiang Cheng.

"You don't have to!"

…

After the meal, looking at the four people including Tamaru who were burping, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt a sense of irritability for no reason.

"Hey, brat, you're full now, can you go home?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Duomaru and said impatiently.

"Oh!" Tamaru responded, but still sat in his seat and made no move.

A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but remind him again: "By the way, did you hear what I just said? Or is it that your understanding is not enough to understand what I said?"

"Hehe." Tamaru just smiled, "I know, it's time to go home when you're full."

Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, suppressed the irritability in his heart, smiled and said again: "So why are you still sitting here?"

"I don't know the way back." Tamaru explained, "Do you know? Strange uncle."

"How do I know! Who else is the weird uncle! My age is the age of my eldest brother! This man with naturally curly silver hair must be the weird uncle!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.

"Hey, wait a minute, who do you think is the weird uncle?" Gintoki put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "I'm only old enough to be a big brother."

"No, you smell like a useless uncle all over your body," Jiang Cheng knocked Gintoki's hand off expressionlessly and replied, "No matter who looks at you, you are looking like a strange useless uncle."

"Yeah." Kagura and Shinpachi nodded at the same time, holding their hands.

"Kagura, Shinpachi, I'll deduct your wages when we go back." Gintoki said expressionlessly.

"Yabai, I need to go to the toilet!" Tamaru said suddenly,

Then he got up from his seat and quickly ran to the toilet.

"Hey, wait..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Tamaru had already rushed into the toilet, "Really, he is really a brat who can cause trouble for others."

"By the way, who is this child? Is he an acquaintance of Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"No," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "I don't know him at all."

Looking at the puzzled eyes of Kagura and Shinpachi and the teasing look on Gintoki's face. Jiang Cheng could only sigh and explained today's experience to everyone in detail.

"So that's it," Shinpachi sighed slightly, and then showed a little sympathy on his face, "It's not easy for Tamaru-kun. You have such an irresponsible mother, who actually abandons her child to beat the child. The steel ball is almost the same as a loser with silver hair who put all the mission commission money into a small steel ball."

"Hey, the example you mentioned is a little too specific," Gintoki replied expressionlessly, "Shinpachi, I've leaked all of this month's salary to you."

"You're right, that's what happened." Ignoring Gintoki's words, Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, "Originally I wanted to hand it over to the police, but...hey, he's just a kid after all, so I just wanted to invite him. After a meal, he will go back obediently."

"So that's how it is..." Xin Bajia nodded and murmured.

"So, I'll leave this kid to you." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, stood up and turned around to leave.

"It's all on us!" Xin Bajia replied confidently.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Gintoki reacted first, stood up and put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "Why did it become our business in the end? Tell me clearly, you bastard."

"Didn't I treat you to dinner?" Jiang Cheng turned around and spread his hands to explain, "That is the reward, understand?"

"Understand me!" Gintoki shouted, "The reward is so random! Pay me cash, you bastard!"

"Yeah, yeah, I wanted to treat you to a parfait as reward," Jiang Cheng shrugged and said nonchalantly, "In that case, forget it."

"No, it's the responsibility of Wanshiwu to send a lost child home," Gintoki's attitude changed instantly, and then he shouted to the clerk not far away again, "Please have another cup of chocolate bar." Fei!"

"So fast! Your attitude changes so quickly!" Xin Bajiu pushed up his glasses and said in shock, "It was obviously the same attitude just now, but a cup of parfait changed it instantly! Yin Sang, can your integrity value be any lower? ?”

"That's what so-called men are like, Shinpachi," Kagura folded her hands and snorted, "It only takes a little temptation to fall into it, but women don't know how to be aru! If it were me, just three pieces or Even four slices of vinegar kelp cannot win me over! It will take at least five slices to do it!"

"There's no difference between you and Gin-san at all!" Shinpachi shouted, then looked at Jiang Cheng, smiled and continued: "Jiang Cheng-san also invited us to eat, so we will help even if there is no reward."

"Xin Baji is the most sensible." Jiang Cheng nodded and praised, then turned around and said, "Then I'll leave it to you."

But just when Jiang Cheng was about to leave, Tamaru rushed towards Jiang Cheng with excitement on his face and said, "Are you going back?"

"Ah, these guys will take you home." Jiang Cheng pointed to the Wanshiwu trio on the table beside him.

Seeing Gintoki who was really eating parfait at this time, Tamaru grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes and hid behind Jiang Cheng with a frightened look on his face.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly, "Didn't I say they would send you home? Why is this attitude?"

"Well, there's nothing we can do about children being afraid of life," Shinpachi looked at Tamaru with a amiable smile on his face, "Don't worry, we are the Wanshiwu House, and we will definitely send you home safely. of."

"No!" Tamaru pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes tightly, his face full of reluctance.

"Stop it, little brat," Jiang Cheng said unbearably, "Didn't your mother teach you not to be so willful? If you continue like this, I will really send you to the police station. There are super perverted egg yolks there. Officer-chan."

"No, just don't!" Tamaru shook his head and said again, then looked at Gintoki and Shinpachi and whispered, "Because those two people don't look like good people..."

"Stop it, you brat!!" Gintoki and Shinpachi shouted at the same time.

…

On the street, Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio were leading Tamaru in one game arcade after another, looking for Tamaru's mother. As for why he didn't send Tamaru home... because Tamaru himself couldn't tell where he lived.

In this way, although everyone was a little agitated, they could only search one by one...

It was evening. Echeng and Gintoki had searched all the arcades in Edo, but in the end they still couldn't find Tamaru's mother.

"Really," Gintoki sat on a bench by the roadside with his hands folded, muttering disdainfully, "not only the son, but also the mother is so willful, the mother who leaves her son alone. She is so exhausted, so exhausted, I’ve been looking for so long and can’t find it.”

"Are you qualified to say this?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "Who exactly was playing small steel balls in the game arcade all afternoon? Fortunately for us, okay?"

"But now we can only call the police, right?" Gintoki picked his nose and said casually, "I have been looking for this child's mother for so long, but I still can't find it."

"That's right... In this case, that's the only way." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but before he finished speaking, he saw Tamaru on the side showing an aggrieved expression about to cry.

"Hey..." Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio lowered their heads at the same time and sighed helplessly.

"Anyway, it's already night. Although we don't want to, we still have to eat. Let's go together." Jiang Cheng lamented helplessly.

"Yoshi! I want to eat barbecue Aru!" Kagura cheered.

"Don't be delusional. We don't have that much money at all," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and pointed to a ramen cart not far away, "I'd better just have simple and cheap ramen."

With that said, Jiang Cheng took the lead and walked over, and the others had no choice but to follow...

"Welcome..." The boss lady who was busy turned around and said with a smile, but after seeing Duomaru clearly behind Jiang Cheng, the smile on her face faltered slightly.

"You are..." Jiang Cheng looked at the landlady's face in shock. Just as he was about to say something, Tamaru on the side had already called his mother and jumped into the landlady's arms.

"Mom?" Xin Baji's eyes twitched with black lines on his head, "Didn't you say that this child's mother went to play with small steel balls? Why is she here?"

"Who knows," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, then sat down on his own, "But I'm really hungry. Please give me a bowl of ramen."

"Come for a bowl of ramen with all the ingredients." Gintoki said casually as he sat down.

"No need! You can just eat the normal ones without any additives!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled.

"I'm tired after running all day..." Gintoki said weakly.

"You can't tell at all! Is it such a waste of energy to hit small steel balls?!" Jiang Cheng complained crazily.

"Of course! That's extremely mentally taxing work!" Gintoki replied seriously.

"Then only you can say shameless words!"

…

After finishing the ramen, Jiang Cheng turned around and glanced at Tamaru, who was playfully playing lattice with Kagura in the open space beside him.

At this time, Shinpachi finally couldn't help but ask: "Well... the boss lady, why did you lie to Tamaru like that?"

"Just call me Keiko," the landlady said with a smile, then bowed slightly to everyone, and said a little embarrassedly, "Thank you for sending Tamaru here, I thought he would go home on his own. I didn’t expect to come here…”

"Go home? But Tamaru-kun said that he can't remember where home is." Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

(The next chapter will be a little later. I have a headache...a little cold...)

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