Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara, just after dawn, Yue Yong opened his eyes, sat up without the slightest fascination, turned his head and glanced out the window, the sound of the pattering rain outside the window did not stop at all.

It has been half a month, perhaps because of the rainy season, it has been raining every day recently, and because of the weather, the number of passengers in Yoshiwara has been shrinking recently. But relatively, Baihua's work has become a lot easier because of this, after all, fewer customers means fewer troublemakers.

Because of the rainy season, everyone in Baihuazhong got a good rest time, and just sent a few people to patrol every day. There is no need to go all out like before.

But Yueyong, the leader of Baihua, never took a break, and still patrolled every street and every shop in Yoshihara tirelessly every day. Although the sun wheel has often advised Yueyong to take a break these days, Yueyong still goes her own way.

...

After washing her face, Yue Yong changed her clothes, sat in front of the dressing table and began to dress up, but it was said to be dressing up, but there were not so many cosmetics on Yue Yong's dressing table, only a few simple necessities.

After tidying up briefly, Yue Yong picked up the cigarette stick on the table, got up and walked out of the room. The second thing Yue Yong does after waking up is to wake up Jiang Cheng, just like a habit.

In Jiang Cheng's room, looking at Jiang Cheng who was still snoring while Ha Lazi was sleeping soundly, the expressionless Yue Yong stepped on Jiang Cheng's face as usual. superior.

Because of this, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, and then started the must-have program every morning - the quarrel between Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong.

The result of the quarrel ended with Yueyong's victory as usual. After lightly exhaling a puff of smoke, Yueyong turned around and left gracefully, leaving only Jiang Cheng who rolled his eyes and fell into a coma with a few kunai above his head.

The following breakfast time ended with Jiang Cheng and Yueyong's bickering, Rilun's smile and Qingta's silence as usual.

After breakfast time.

"Yeah, I've been really comfortable recently." Jiang Cheng burped, rubbed his stuffed belly, and said with emotion.

"Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang has been staying in the house for half a month. Is the game really that attractive?" Rilun asked with a smile.

"After all, it rains every day," Jiang Cheng replied casually with a toothpick in his mouth, "so we can only stay in the room and play games."

"If this continues, mushrooms will grow on my body." Sun Lun covered his face and chuckled.

"How is it possible~" Jiang Cheng waved his hands dismissively.

"No, mushrooms have grown." Rilun said, pointing at the top of Jiang Cheng's head.

"How is it possible..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, and touched his head with his hand at the same time, but when he put his hand on top of his head just now, Jiang Cheng felt a foreign object, pulled it out involuntarily, held it in his hand and looked at it.

"Really!" Jiang Cheng said with black lines all over his head, and then looked at Qingta beside him, "Do you mean I have been wearing this mushroom since I woke up in the morning?!"

"You don't even look in the mirror when you get up?" Qingta complained blankly, "Also, how long has it been since you shaved? You are just like Mario!"

"Really!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then propped his chin with one hand in a state of contemplation, and murmured: "It's really amazing. During the rainy season, this kind of weather can turn humans into Mario. Maybe the original Mario Brother, maybe it’s because of the rainy season that he became like that.”

"How is that possible! You are the stronger one!" Qingta yelled, "You are number one if you can stay indoors in this kind of weather for half a month without going out!"

"But there's nothing to do when you go out in this weather, right?" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and frowned and retorted, "This kind of weather can easily make people feel irritable, and the way to not make them feel irritable is to stay in the room." Playing games. That is the wisdom of the ancients!"

"It's a fart! The ancients never taught us to use games to pass the time of the rainy season!" Qingtai yelled, and then sighed softly, "Forget it, I don't want to argue with Brother Jiang Cheng, I feel tired every time .”

Saying that, Haruta clapped her hands and looked at the sun wheel, "I'm full, mom, I'm going to school."

"Be careful on the road." Rilun said with a smile, and at the same time picked up a tall stack of wrapped bento boxes from the side and handed it to Qingta, "Eat well at noon, too."

"Oh." Qingta replied feebly, then turned away holding the bento box with great difficulty.

"That..." Looking at Qingta's back, Jiang Cheng complained speechlessly, "Is Qingta's school going to hold a sports meeting? What is that? The bento box that is almost taller than Shangqingta, what is that? "

"Isn't every day at school like a sports meeting for a child of this age?" Rilun asked with a smile.

"It makes sense, ah ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed foolishly, "By the way, when I was the age of Qing Tai, I ate more than Qing Tai."

"Huh? Really?" Hilun wondered, and then muttered with his chin propped up, "It seems that Haruta should make more bentos in the future."

"I'm full." Yue Yong, who had been chewing slowly, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and stood up unhurriedly, "I still have to go on patrol, let's go first."

"Didn't I already say that? It doesn't matter in this kind of weather, and I need to take a proper rest." Sun Lun looked up at Yue Yong who had already walked to the door, "And I come back wet every night, I will catch a cold , at least take an umbrella and go out."

"It doesn't matter." After Yue Yong replied, she turned and left again without looking back.

"What a boring person." Jiang Cheng said with disdain.

"I can't say that anymore, after all, Yueyue is also for everyone in Yoshihara. It is thanks to Yueyue that Yoshihara can have a peaceful life now." Rilun replied with a sigh.

"By the way, why don't you seal the sky again? If you seal it, you won't encounter this kind of situation?" Jiang Cheng asked casually, "At least I think this kind of rainy day can be sealed."

Hearing this, Rilun smiled and shook his head, "Perhaps it's because the past is too heavy, and now everyone doesn't want to face that thing like a prison wall."

"Does the cage still exist in the heart?"

"No, it doesn't exist anymore," Rilun shook his head, "It's just that everyone, like me, probably doesn't want to see that kind of thing anymore."

"...It's up to you." After a moment of silence, Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and after a little impatiently replied casually, he stood up from the spot and stretched, "Go back to play games, and have breakfast Thank you."

...

Inside Jiang Cheng's room.

After playing the game for half a day, Jiang Cheng took off his earphones and stretched.

"Sure enough, this weather is the most suitable for playing games in the room~" Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, then got up and stood up to the window, taking a deep breath of fresh air.

Looking at the figures of guests and wandering girls holding oil-paper umbrellas in twos and threes on the street downstairs, Jiang Cheng smiled knowingly, and said softly: "Well, it doesn't look too bad this way."

At this moment, a girl's voice came from downstairs in Jiang Cheng's room.

"Little uncle! Little uncle!"

Following the sound, I saw Kagura holding a flower umbrella and waving excitedly towards him. Seeing this, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, and then waved his hand lazily.

...

"On this kind of [Independence Day], you should go out for a walk." Kagura sat on the roof with her little umbrella propped up, and reproached with an old mother's tone.

"Hey—is that so?" Jiang Cheng stood on the roof holding his umbrella, squinting his peasy eyes and watching his little face flushed with excitement, "By the way, why do you say that the rainy season is [Independence]?" Day]? No, why are we chatting on the roof? You just want to show off your flower umbrella, right?"

"Ah, it's not Aru! That's not the case! It's just that the original umbrella broke, so I replaced it with this umbrella! As I said earlier, I don't like this kind of inferior umbrella that breaks easily!" Hitting what he thought in his heart, Kagura quickly retorted, but he held the umbrella handle tightly, and continued in a mosquito-like voice, "I just think that my uncle will only play games indoors in this weather, so I thought Just a reminder..."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Le's awkward posture, then used his little finger to dig his ear, and replied casually, "That's fine, I wanted to say that an umbrella is perfect for you , since you said so, forget it."

"Really?! Does it really look good, Aru?!" Kagura asked excitedly, but she quickly covered her mouth after she finished speaking.

With a puff, Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back his laughter, "By the way, who did you inherit this character from? That bald man?"

"Stupid little uncle!" Kagura, who was blushing, turned her face away and spat.

"Well, don't worry about it, isn't it good? Girls really like this kind of fancy umbrella." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said with a smile.

"It's not that I like it! It's just that the original umbrella is broken, Aru!" Kagura retorted.

"Hi, I see."

"snort!"

...

night.

After dinner, Jiang Cheng returned to his room, but unlike usual, Jiang Cheng didn't go straight to the computer, but took his umbrella and walked to the window.

Looking at Yue Yong who was not holding an umbrella and was just about to go on patrol among the pedestrians holding oil-paper umbrellas in twos and threes, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then shouted down: "Hey! I will lend you this umbrella, please. Don't break it."

While shouting, Jiang Cheng dropped the umbrella in his hand.

Yue Yong turned her head to take a look, and then reached out to catch Jiang Cheng's umbrella, but just after taking it, Yue Yong felt something was wrong, because Jiang Cheng's umbrella was really heavy.

Just as Yue Yong was about to say something, Jiang Cheng had already closed the window.

...

In the middle of the night, Yue Yong opened Jiang Cheng's door, placed the umbrella at Jiang Cheng's door, left a thank you, and turned to leave. He didn't care at all whether Jiang Cheng, who was immersed in the game with headphones on, heard his own words.

The next day, breakfast time.

"By the way, your umbrella is really good to use." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng who was eating and drinking, and said seriously, "The rate of fire of that kind of bullet is indeed much faster than that of Kunai. The efficiency of troublemakers is much higher. By the way, where are those umbrellas sold? I want to replace a batch of new weapons for the members of Baihua."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

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