Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day, the Edo Police Department building went up.

"Although it is necessary to let the lovely child go through the wind and rain to see the world, but as a father, this kind of thing is absolutely not allowed, not allowed." Matsudaira who was aiming at a certain direction through the scope of the sniper rifle murmured Said, the small eyes revealed a trace of murder through the sunglasses, "How can you breathe the same air as those guys who are not even as good as cockroaches? Hey, Fourteen, come and help me set up a gun."

The end of Mr. Matsudaira's line of sight was the three boys who gathered at the door of a convenience store, wearing the uniforms of convenience store employees, talking happily about their daughter.

"The ghosts are here!" Shishi in plain clothes stood in front of Sougo and Kondo, who were also in plain clothes, and shouted at Matsudaira's back, "Isn't this the same as before?! This time the target is your daughter's part-time job. colleagues?"

"Not a colleague!" Song Pinggong turned his head and corrected with a serious face, "Dad will never approve of such disgusting things!"

"Yes, yes, that kind of scum as a parent will never approve." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement, and then looked at Mr. Song Ping, "Well, uncle, why don't I help you set up a gun?"

"Then it's time to work, little brother." Mr. Song Ping replied.

"Wait for me!" Fourteen hurriedly stopped him, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and cursed, "By the way, why are you here?! It has nothing to do with you, does it? Why don't you stay underground and come up?" ?!"

"Still as ruthless as ever ~Liu Haijun~" Jiang Cheng frowned and spread his hands and said with a sigh of relief, "I was just scolded by Yueyue and said that I need to go out for a walk occasionally, and then I received Zong Wu It’s just a message that you invited me to the party~”

"Hey, Sougo, why did you call this annoying guy? Don't you think the matter is not troublesome enough?!" Fourteen looked at Sougo and yelled, then sighed and looked at Matsudaira again, "I said What kind of jealousy are you eating? We skipped work and came here just to prevent your daughter's colleagues from pestering her?"

As he said that, Fourteen turned around directly, "Quit, go back."

"Hey, wait!" Mr. Song Ping shouted quickly, then fixed his eyes on Zhunjing again and corrected, "When did I ask you to do that kind of thing? I just want to kill those boys! "

"How do you do that kind of thing?!" Shisibai yelled, then changed his tone, and persuaded earnestly: "Also, there is no guarantee that the relationship between your daughter and her boyfriend will be enhanced like last time. , Take a hundred steps back. Besides, it’s not even dating this time, is it? It’s just being pursued, right?”

"It's scary to be pursued! Be the first to act first,

Get rid of them before you get put together again! "Speaking, Song Pinggong looked at Jiang Cheng who was on the side again, "Brother, what about that brat last time?" Did you not come? "

"Ah, you said Qingtai..." Jiang Cheng smiled, "Because he has to go to a private school, he said he is not free, but he himself regrets that he can't help you, uncle."

"Really, well, there is no other way, we can only do it like this!" After speaking, Mr. Song Ping's face once again showed a bit of murder, "I am in charge of the one on the left, and you are in charge of the other two fourteen. , brother, you are in charge of their [beep——]!"

"Understood!" With that said, Jiang Cheng also set up his own umbrella.

"I understand the size! It's none of your business!" Fourteen scolded, then turned to look at Kondo and complained, "By the way, Kondo-san, you should try to persuade this hopeless old man .”

"Huh?" Kondo, who was wearing sunglasses and was assembling a sniper rifle, asked doubtfully, "Who is Kondo? Killer Gorilla No. 13 is here again! Uncle, I'm here to help!"

On the side, wearing sunglasses and holding a sniper rifle, Sougo said, "The killer Sougo No. 13 appeared again because "it seems interesting". "

Immediately afterwards, Kondo and Sogo also came to Jiang Cheng's side and set up their guns.

"Yoshi! Did you hear what you said just now? Kondo is in charge of the middle one, Sougo is on the right, and I'll kill the one on the left." Mr. Matsudaira ordered, "As for their [beep——] I will leave it to you. Bro!"

"Hey! Didn't I say it's the same as before?!" Fourteen couldn't help shouting, "Anyway, don't be in a hurry, the key is to let them give up, right? In that case, there are as many ways as possible."

"No, it's completely different from last time!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and corrected with a serious face, "No matter how you say last time, it was just one-on-one, but this time, that girl has to face three people's stalking." Bad fight! Absolutely overwhelmed! At least it would be fairer to reduce the number of people to one!"

"That's right!" Mr. Song Ping praised.

"Shut up! Don't make any more trouble, okay!" Fourteen cursed with veins bursting out, "What kind of fairness is that?!"

"Could it be that Liu Haijun, are you sympathizing with them?!" Jiang Cheng looked seriously into Fourteen's eyes, and then chuckled, "You are too superficial, Liu Haijun! Human sympathy is the cheapest! It will only blindly output one's own dissatisfaction, isn't it also an expression of lack of quality?! People must learn to feel their own pain, cover it, repair themselves like scars, and let it become their own strength in the world rain or shine!! So! It's better to kill it!"

"What you said, Hun Dan, has nothing to do with the current situation at all! How did you use it in this kind of place?" Fourteen cursed, "Your words have nothing to do with your results. Doesn’t matter at all! The foreword doesn’t match the background, okay?! And you guys, why did you show that expression, why did you show that [what he said makes sense] expression?! Are you idiots? Are you an idiot?!"

"As expected of the boss, this kind of reasoning can be easily understood, I understand!" Sougo pulled the trigger without thinking, but was knocked down by Fourteen, who had reacted in advance, causing the shot to explode. Not in.

"Enough is enough, you bastards!" Fourteen scolded, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and continued, "By the way, don't you have a niece too? Will you do the same when your niece reaches this age?!"

"No, no, no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "How is it possible, how could an outstanding adult do such a thing~"

"That's it!"

"I won't let that brat end his life so easily. I will torture him slowly until that brat's whole body is turned into minced meat..." Jiang Cheng said the second half of the sentence with a clear face.

"You are too scary!" Fourteen yelled, "How on earth did you use that expression to say such a terrible speech?! Are you a perverted murderer?!"

"No, this is the real idea of ​​being a parent," Jiang Cheng retorted, "Why should a child choose the life she wants when she grows up? No, no, no, no matter how old a child is, she is still just a child! It is easy to be judged by outsiders. The bad man in my life was taken off track, so the only ones who can make up for it in time before that are us parents!"

"That's right!" Kondo echoed, "I think so too! In the future, when I have a daughter with Ms. A Miao, I will do the same! Boyfriend? Let's all die! As long as a boyfriend has a father One is enough! Uncle, let's go!"

"Shut up, too! You are the most impossible! You gorilla stalker!" Fourteen roared with white eyes, and then looked at Song Pinggong with a livid face again, sighing softly and persuading: "In short , the goal is to get those boys to give up, right? As long as I make a move, I can easily clean them up."

"Hey~ It seems that you are quite confident." Mr. Song Ping stood up and turned to face Shisi. "Since you have already mentioned this, Shishi, I will let you try."

"Uncle, you can't trust this kind of person," Sougo persuaded, "In the previous amusement park, didn't this guy betray us without any hesitation at the last moment? If you want me to say it, give the three of them an enema first." Then make them all tuba in one go.”

"But, Ms. Chestnut is a girl who "even if her boyfriend is big in front of her, she will still like him", I was blown away by you [dang] just when I was big in front of you. How to attack like this? fourteen? " Kondo said.

"And it's too much trouble, isn't it? Isn't the police's time very tight? Wouldn't it be better to kill them directly? It can save time." Jiang Cheng frowned and muttered with his chin propped up.

"Wait...wait a minute," Mr. Song Ping stopped, and then stared closely at Fourteen's eyes, "Since that guy Fourteen has already talked about this, it's just right, let me give you the debt from the playground last time." Pay it back. Now, Fourteen, can you do it for me? You can definitely do it for me, right? Uncle, I am looking forward to it."

Fourteen responded impatiently.

...

Jiang Cheng and the others who were still standing on the top of the building looked at Fourteen who was walking towards the convenience store step by step through the border.

"By the way, boss, is there nothing to do today?" Sou Wu asked out of boredom.

"Ah, Yueyue said she wouldn't let me go back until night." Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then he thought of something, and the corner of his mouth curled up slightly, "Could it be that Mr. Zongwu thought of something fun again?" 】Yet?"

"Ah, although it's not really a fun game, it can add some flavor to such a boring day." After finishing speaking, a dark smile appeared on Sougo's face.

"So that's it, I understand. Then, let's start." Jiang Cheng also showed a dark smile on his face.

"Well, Uncle," Sougo said, raising his hand, "there are three people on the other side, isn't it too risky for the deputy chief to go alone? I can apply to join the deputy chief's team."

"Me too." Jiang Cheng echoed.

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