Maybe a Fake Gintama

"That makes sense. After all, there are three of them." After pondering for a moment, Lord Matsudaira nodded, "Then I'll leave it to you!"

After Sougo responded, he turned around and left, as did Jiang Cheng. However, after the two turned around, they looked at each other and smiled calmly.

…

In the convenience store, Fourteen stood in front of the bookshelf in front of the convenience store, picked up a jump book and started reading it. Of course, all this was a disguise, the purpose was to eavesdrop on Li Zi, the checkout clerk at the front desk, and the three Shopkeeper's Conversation.

"Kurizi-chan~ What do you do on your days off?" The boy wearing glasses asked nervously in front of Lizi who had just finished paying for the customers, and then took out two movie tickets from behind, "Actually, I I have two limited-edition movie tickets for Rodriguez’s Pie Bean Next Door 2…”

Seeing this, another clerk with red hair and a mohawk and pierced ears quickly stepped forward and interjected: "Kurizi-chan, I'm actually a fan of Spaceship Earth, and there will be a live concert this time!"

Not to be outdone, the last boy with a tawny airplane head (bread head?) stepped forward and showed his attentiveness, "Kurizi-chan, do you like to go for a ride, chestnut-chan? This time... this time why not go to Qidaomian Bay Highway!" "

Wearing glasses: "Don't interfere randomly!"

Mohawk: "You don't want to be the first!"

Pilot: "You two, don't cause trouble to Chestnut Jam!"

Wearing glasses: "What do you mean causing trouble?!"

Pilot: "Causing trouble means causing trouble!"

Mohawk: "Shut up, everyone!"

…

As for Lizi on the side, he was smiling from beginning to end without saying a word.

Listening to the quarrel of several boys, Fourteen glanced at Li Zi who chose to ignore these boys, and he had already come to a conclusion in his heart [This daughter did not regard them as targets at all. That idiot father of the "Qiangata Police Department" is really A headache. 】

(The Zenigata Police Department: This refers to Lord Matsudaira. The Zenigata Police Department refers to Lupine III’s Koichi Zenigata.)

In the distance, Mr. Matsudaira and Kondo, who were watching Fourteen's every move through the scope, were a little impatient.

“It seems like I’ve been watching Jump.

No action at all. " Kondo said.

"What are you doing?" Songping Gong said impatiently.

"Oh! There's action!" Kondo suddenly shouted.

"That's so long-winded! I'm just turning the page! It's really irritating!" Lord Songping said angrily, "Well, those two boys are almost here, so let's leave it to them."

…

In the convenience store, looking at the side face of Shi Shi who had been standing in front of the bookshelf, flipping through Jump, Li Zi suddenly felt that this person looked a little familiar, and said to himself: "Ah... the person in front of the bookshelf always feels like he is there. Where have I seen it before?”

But at this moment, the automatic door of the convenience store opened, and two young men wearing sunglasses and fierce expressions walked in from the door. Yes, these two people are Jiang Cheng and Sougo.

"Welcome." Lizi quickly stood up and smiled at the two of them.

The two nodded slightly in response, and then walked towards Fourteen, who was constantly flipping through jumps. Obviously, Fourteen did not notice the arrival of the two.

Sougo took out a dagger from his body, while Jiang Cheng held his umbrella, and both of them pressed against Shi Shi's back at the same time.

"Hey, what are you doing here? Hurry up and open the big number here for me!" Sougo said in a low voice.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng also leaned close to Shi Shi's ear and whispered: "I'll count to three. If I can't fire... I'll kill you. One... two..."

"Wait a minute! You two bastards!" Fourteen shouted in a low voice with sweat on his face, "Why are you two here?! Didn't you just leave it all to me?!"

"You are so heartless, Mr. Liu Hai," Jiang Cheng lamented, "I thought you wanted one to three, so I volunteered to come here to help you share the burden~"

"Yes, yes, it's like being a wingman for Hijikata-san in a social gathering." Sougo echoed in a low voice.

"Shut up, you two!" Fourteen cursed in a low voice, "We don't need you two at all! You two will only be a disservice, right?! Aren't you already in the wrong person now?! Why? Am I opening a large account in a place like this?!"

"By the way, how many did you count just now? I seem to have forgotten," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Then let's start again, one, two..."

"Wait a minute!" Fourteen quickly shouted to stop, "You two, please stop it! I just came up with a solution, okay?! Shut up and watch! Don't do unnecessary things!"

"This person is really ruthless, Sougo-kun. People have come to help him voluntarily, but he is still like this." Jiang Cheng sighed softly.

"That's right, boss. After all, Hijikata-san is a heartless mayonnaise maniac. In other words, he is a machine that only knows about mayonnaise all day long. There is no such thing as emotion~" Sougo agreed.

"That's not okay, Ocasan. If my son becomes like this, wouldn't he be of no use to society at all?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror.

"I think so too, Odo-san. Anyone who has such a hopeless son in their family will be distressed, right?" Sougo sighed softly and replied with a look of helplessness.

Listening to Jiang Cheng and Sougo's words, several veins suddenly popped up on Fourteen's face, and they were still beating. However, in the end, Fourteen still resisted and wanted to pull out a knife and chop these two guys to death. impulse.

Fourteen picked up a bottle of mayonnaise from the shelf nearby and walked straight to the checkout area at the front desk. On the way, he turned around and reminded the two of them again: "Listen up, you two, please! Don't get in the way." My plan! Just stand aside and watch!"

"That's not right, Liu Haijun. As wingmen, we clearly understand our responsibilities." Jiang Cheng said helplessly, and followed him, "For example, supervising whether you are really performing your mission well. thing."

"That's right. If Hijikata-san relaxes even a little bit, we can also use this reason to kill Hijikata-san. Uncle Matsudaira seems to have said so." With that, Sougo also followed.

[It’s really troublesome. These two guys are totally coming for me. ] Fourteen glanced at the two people behind him who were smiling very sinisterly, and thought bitterly in his heart, [Oops, these two will definitely attack without any scruples! Until then, I have to figure out what to do quickly! 】

Unknowingly, Fourteen had arrived at the checkout area. Seeing the three boys who were still pestering Li Zi in front of him, Fourteen suddenly had a plan in his mind. After slamming the mayonnaise in his hand on the checkout desk, Ten Si opened his mouth and said: "I want this!"

Seeing this, the three boys also calmed down. Li Zi also quickly turned around to help Shi Shi settle the account, and said with a sorry smile: "I'm so sorry, I'll help you settle the account now."

Taking advantage of Li Zi's settlement, Fourteen chuckled and tightened the handle of the knife at his waist. Looking at the three boys still surrounding Li Zi, he said faintly in his heart: [Huh, although I can't really kill them, But a little intimidation shouldn't be a problem. 】

But at this moment, looking at the mayonnaise in his hand, Li Zi finally recalled what happened at the playground that day, and then turned over the checkout table and came to Fourteen with a look of joy on his face.

"You...you are Lord Mayura Shisan!" Lizi put his hand on his chest and looked at Shishi with a blushing face.

【Ruined! ! 】Fourteen secret passages are not good.

"Kuri...Kuri...Kuri-chan!" The pilot yelled incoherently.

"You and this man..." the man with glasses stammered.

"What on earth is the relationship?!" Mohawk added.

At this moment, Fourteen suddenly came up with a plan, [Wait a minute, maybe we can use this too! ], while thinking about it, Fourteen took a step forward, gently wrapped his arms around Lizi's waist, then turned his head to look at the three boys on the side, and chuckled: "This girl is my woman! This woman and I am addicted to the relationship between a hopeless lover and an infatuated MILF!"

As he said this, Fourteen looked at Lizi with a tender look on his face: "I've kept you waiting for so long, Lizi. I'm such an unreliable man, but you don't have to worry about it in the future. We will never be together again." Separated."

"Mayura 13-sama..." Li Zi blushed and leaned on Shi Shi's arms.

"Do you understand?! You bastards! Don't get close to my woman again! If you don't listen to the advice..." With that, Fourteen pulled out his knife and "cut you!"

"Yes, yes! This is the woman our boss fell in love with first!" Jiang Cheng said bitterly, putting on the face of a gangster.

"If you look again, I'll cut off all your [beep——] and sticks! Bastards!" Sougo also put on a face like a gangster.

[Why are you joining in the fun? ! ] Fourteen cursed in his heart.

But at this moment, all three boys ran out crying.

【See? It's all solved so easily. ] Fourteen looked at Jiang Cheng and Sougo who were speechless behind him, and chuckled proudly.

Jiang Cheng: So cliche...

Sougo: Yes...it's so cliche...and it's disgusting. This is the first time I have seen such a boring and disgusting person, boss.

Jiang Cheng: Yes, let’s go. I’ll vomit if this continues. Let’s go out and tease those three idiots outside, Sougo-kun.

Sougo: That’s right, boss.

In this way, Jiang Cheng and Sougo stood up and left at the same time. On the way, they did not forget to turn around and despise Yishi Shi again. However, after turning their heads, Jiang Cheng and Sougo laughed evilly at the same time again, and thought at the same time: [ But what happens next is not so easy to get rid of ~ Liu Haijun Hijikata-mulberry]

[What kind of attitude are these two bastards! By the way, weren’t you two having fun just now? ! 】 Fourteen rolled his eyes and cursed secretly, and then looked at Li Zi, who looked shy in his arms, "In short, those three people have been dealt with, and the only thing left is to resolve the misunderstanding..."

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