Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: On the roof of the police station building, Mr. Matsudaira is still watching Shizuo's every move with the aim of a sniper rifle. However, even though Shizuo has now solved the problem of the three boys, Mr. Matsudaira's face is still... There was no joy at all.

"Report, mission accomplished." Sougo stopped and saluted, "Everything was completed in accordance with Hijikata-san's instructions!"

"Ah, I understand. This will complete one thing. Next..." After a pause, Songping Gong turned his head and continued with a livid face, "Good job you two. Let's see what Fourteen does next. If If you want to play with Li Zi’s feelings casually, you know what to do without me telling you, right?”

"Don't worry, uncle, leave Hijikata-san's head to me." With that said, Sougo set up his sniper rifle again.

"Leave your heart to me, Kondo, you are in charge of the testicles [beep——], and little brother, you are in charge of the stick. Are their respective goals clear?!" Lord Matsudaira shouted.

Jiang Cheng realized: "Understood!"

"Wait a minute!" Kondo quickly stopped him, "You guys are too anxious! Fourteen is not that kind of person! I understand! Fourteen must have made complete preparations! He has definitely considered all the situations. Yes! He will never hurt Kuriko-chan’s feelings!”

"Yoshi, Kondo quits, and the testicles and penis are all handed over to you. Brother, can you do it?!" Lord Matsudaira looked at Jiang Cheng and asked with a serious face.

"Don't worry, the error will definitely not exceed one centimeter." Jiang Cheng made an OK gesture and winked, then set up his umbrella and aimed straight at the convenience store in the distance.

"Wait a minute! You guys, can you at least give Fourteen some time?!" Kondo quickly stopped him, "Having been with Fourteen for so long, I know all about what kind of person he is! He will never do that. Playing with Kuriko-chan’s feelings! Absolutely!”

After hearing this, Lord Matsudaira pondered for a moment and then slowly said: "Then give him three seconds. If three seconds still can't resolve this matter without hurting my most lovely chestnut-chan's feelings... one... "

boom! !

"Where are two and three?!" Kondo exclaimed.

"Only a devil knows that kind of number!" Mr. Matsudaira turned around and shouted with red eyes, "A man can survive as long as he remembers 1!"

In the distance, Fourteen, who had just walked out of the convenience store, looked at a bullet mark on the ground only ten centimeters away from his feet. He looked up at the roof of the police station building in the distance, with a trace of impatience and an obvious "stain" on his face. "Sounded.

【Oh no,

We have to finish the rest of the matter quickly...] Fourteen glanced at Lizi, who was holding his arm with a shy expression, and thought to himself.

…

"Uncle! Please give Fourteen a little more time!" Kondo prayed, "Give him at least one day! If Fourteen can't solve this incident perfectly before then, I will deal with him without you saying it." ! Just believe him this time! Please! Uncle!"

After listening to Kondo's words, Mr. Matsudaira suppressed his urge to shoot again. After calming down for a while, he turned around and murmured: "Since I said so, then I will give him another chance. After all, uncle, I am not a devil."

Just as Lord Songping finished speaking, Sougo and Jiang Cheng on the side let out a "dirty" sound at the same time.

"Hey, why are you two so disappointed?!" Kondo yelled.

…

In a small park not far from the convenience store, all members of the Wanshiwu trio sat angrily on a bench and looked at the couples showing off their affection in the park.

"It's true, it's a good time to fall in love." Gintoki spat with an unhappy look on his face.

"Where did Aru start?!"

"It's as disgusting as a cat in heat." Xinbaji said with a look of disdain, then sighed and lowered his head, "By the way, should we go somewhere else?"

"So! Where can we go?!" Gintoki replied with an annoyed look on his face.

"We are penniless," Kagura answered helplessly, "even my uncle is not in Yoshiwara. Although he sent a message, there was no response at all. Only after asking Yueyue did he find out that my uncle I didn’t even bring my mobile phone with me when I went out. So there’s no chance of pocket money or anything like that today, Aru.”

"So it's all that bastard's fault! Why can't you just stay in Yoshiwara?! It's all his fault that we've ended up in this situation!" Gintoki concluded bitterly, "Stay in the house in this weather Isn’t it his favorite thing to play games in the house?! Why do you have to go out in this weather?! And why don’t you bring your mobile phone?! He’s such an irritating guy!”

"You're right, it's all the fault of your idiot uncle Aru!" Kagura agreed.

"Hey! Stop talking! You obviously have nothing to do with Jiang Chengsang!" Shinpachi yelled, "Aren't you too shameless?!"

"Hey, there is no other way. In this case, the only thing I can do is..." Gintoki sighed, but before he finished speaking, Gintoki heard a somewhat familiar voice coming from behind...

At the same time, Kagura and Shinpachi also noticed, and then the three of them turned their heads at the same time. It didn't matter. In the small woods not far away, Fourteen in casual clothes was looking at a man wearing green conveniences in front of him. The girl with light chestnut short hair in the shop uniform was busy explaining something...

"So, those words just now are not a confession of love," Fourteen explained helplessly while holding a cigarette in his mouth, "Your dad asked me to do it. That is to say, acting, acting. Do you understand? Well, That dirty trio in the convenience store. I did that just to get rid of them. I said that even though I didn’t mean anything to you. I’m really sorry. But in this way, those guys won’t show up again, that’s it. I also completed the task..."

Fourteen kept chattering, but Li Zi didn’t listen to a word! She was still staring at Shi Shi with the expression of a young girl, but now in Li Zi's eyes, Shi Shi was like a beauty filter, so handsome, so charming, every job made Li Zi sink...

"...That's it, do you understand?"

Lizi blushed and replied: "I...I have been obsessed with you since I last saw Mayura-sama. (Fourteen: Huh?) I prayed that I could see you again. I don't know after that. Did your wish come true? We met again just now like fate! And we were hugged so tightly...with such sweet words, my heart felt like it was going to fly to the sky~"

After listening, Fourteen's forehead was already covered with black lines.

"Um, have you listened to what others are saying? And if your father catches you in a place like this, I will have no position. He will definitely kill me! Absolutely!" Fourteen explained again helplessly, "So, although I may be a little heartless, I have no intention of dating you at all..."

Perhaps realizing that his words were a bit excessive, Fourteen quickly added: "But you are really beautiful, beautiful and charming."

"Call me charming~ Yeah~" Li Zi covered her face and twisted.

【Hello! ! Don't just listen to what you like! ! 】Fourteen was speechless in his heart, and then he spoke again: "That's what I mean by charming. Men, what you say out of etiquette when you refuse to date, so..."

Before Fourteen could finish speaking, Lizi called him to stop. Lizi glanced at the watch on his wrist and showed a look of regret: "It's already this time! It's almost time to go back to the store... I'm so sorry. Mayura-sama, can you wait until you have some rest before dating slowly?"

After saying that, Lizi bowed slightly and said with a smile: "Then, I wish you good luck in your work."

After saying that, Lizi reluctantly turned around and left...

Looking at the back of Li Zi who was slowly leaving, Fourteen quickly shouted: "Hey, hey! Why is there a next date?! I've obviously rejected it, right? I've obviously said I won't date you, right?! Hello!!"

However, Li Zi didn’t hear it at all, and it can’t be said that he didn’t hear it. He was just still so immersed in fantasy that he ignored all of Shi Shi’s words...

"I can't hear it at all..." Fourteen sighed heavily as he looked at Li Zi who had walked away.

But at this moment, Gintoki's voice came from behind Fourteen.

"Boss, you seem to be troubled~"

Hearing the sound, Fourteen turned his head and saw the Wanshiwu trio standing neatly behind him, with the same sinister and treacherous smile on their faces.

"We heard everything you just said." Xinbajiu pushed up the glasses on his face and said with a treacherous look.

"If you want to sever ties in the world, it would be easy if you find someone to take care of you~" Kagura continued.

After saying that, the three people in Wanshiwu laughed slyly at the same time.

"Did you all see it?"

"Yes." The three members of the Wanshiwu House responded at the same time and nodded.

"Tch, I didn't intend to ask you for help." Shi Shi turned his head and spat lightly.

"Oh? Does that mean you want the relationship to continue smoothly like this?" Gintoki raised his eyebrows, pretending to be confused.

"It must be a very romantic newlywed life, right?" Kagura was persuasive.

Gintoki: "Wearing a couple's outfit with a poodle in hand, we go shopping in the supermarket hand in hand..."

Kagura: "I go home at six o'clock every night and eat dinner while listening to the neighbors complain. When I take off my shorts and take a shower, I find that there is fat on my stomach recently..."

Gintoki: "My wife was singing along to the TV show..."

Kagura: "[Please think of something else to do with the salary of the child's father~]"

Gintoki: "You can only reply like this: [Don't you know? The company has become more and more strict recently]..."

"A boring and tragic vision of the future..." Shinpachi concluded in a low voice.

Listening to the future ideas of the three people in front of him, Fourteen lowered his head and took a puff of cigarette, then raised his head and murmured with sweat on his face: "Hey, can you really do it without hurting that girl?" Can you put an end to this farce?”