Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: "All you have to do is trust me." Gintoki replied with a chuckle.

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At two o'clock in the afternoon, Li Zi's working time had just ended. At this time, Li Zi changed out of the convenience store employee uniform and put on a pink kimono embroidered with white and yellow butterfly patterns. He stood there and waited expectantly for the arrival of Fourteenth.

【listen! The so-called man's ambition is that it is better to be dumped than to dump others! Don't let her have any nostalgia for you, let her hate you completely! 】

[A girl’s heart is like a marshmallow Aru, it disappears after a moment! 】

[So just show her the nasty, dirty parts of a man! 】

While thinking about what Gintoki and Kagura said today, Fourteen walked towards the chestnut not far away. As for Gintoki, they were hiding not far from the two of them.

"It's called [Hijikata-san's Dirty Combat Plan]!" Shinpachi concluded in a low voice with confidence.

"Referred to as [Earth] Aru!" Kagura answered.

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But what happened next was somewhat beyond everyone's expectations. Because the purpose of today is to make Fourteenth be hated by Lizi, but whether it is to make Fourteenth take Lizi to a small cinema to watch a movie that was banned in the Eighteenth Century, or to make Fourteenth deliberately expose the fact that he is a mayonnaise maniac while eating, Or maybe he is deliberately pretending to be spineless in front of the gangsters, all of them! All were accepted by Chestnut! !

And he accepted it without any grudge! Kuriko is now completely like "As long as you are Mayura-sama, no matter what you do, I will accept it and like it!" 】The appearance. At this time, the Wanshiwu trio and Fourteen were speechless.

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It was dusk, and Shi Shi and Li Zi stood on the hill in the park and watched the sunset in the distance. After an afternoon of useless work, Fourteen was a little tired at this time.

"Lord Mayura, you risked your life to protect me just now." Li Zi turned his head and looked at Fourteen with admiration in his eyes full of little stars.

"Uh... that," Fourteen could only reply awkwardly, "it's just a conditioned reflex, almost..."

"She's actually shy...so cute~" The admiration in Li Zi's eyes became even stronger.

Hear the sound,

Fourteen now really feels helpless and tired.

"Ah!" Seemingly noticing that he had lost his composure, Li Zi quickly turned his face away, covering his face and squirming: "Why did I say such shameless words... I don't know if I will be criticized for saying such things. You dislike it, ah~"

At this moment, Fourteen inadvertently bumped into Gintoki who was waving to him behind him, and then after glancing at Li Zi who was still squirming in place, Fourteen tiptoed over.

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"Hey, please forgive me for this kind of thing. I'd better run away from it." Sitting cross-legged on the ground with his hands in his hands, Fourteen said with a tangled look on his face.

"How can we escape? Hijikata-san." Shinpachi tried to persuade him.

"So, are you going to leave a wound to a girl that will never heal for a lifetime?" Gintoki said slowly, "If you are a man, it doesn't matter if you cut off relations with a few people, but it is absolutely not okay to betray the innocence of a little girl. It will be allowed. In the past, there was a man next to me who was just like you. He could never reject women properly, which was why many women were scarred for life. Being silent and escaping without permission is definitely not gentle. !”

(At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing on top of a certain building, suddenly sneezed. Zongwu on the side said: "Boss, are you catching a cold?"

Jiang Cheng replied with a smile: "No, maybe it's just some brat who is fucking me behind my back. It seems that they have reached the final stage, we should appear, right?"

Sougo: "Yes, boss, in the end, let us give Hijikata-san a ride."

After saying that, the two looked at each other again and showed extremely refreshing (black-bellied) smiles at the same time. Kondo, who was watching on the sidelines, felt terrified. )

"Betrayal... This person said something troublesome again... By the way, who is the man you are talking about? Is there really such a man around you?" Xin Baji said with a look of disgust, and then looked to the side. Kagura narrowed her eyes and looked speechless, "Kagura-chan, do you have any ideas?"

Kagura replied nonchalantly: "If we break up and leave, a woman will forget Aru after crying for three days."

"This person also speaks explicit words without mercy..." Shinbachi sighed softly.

"Damn it! Why do I have to get involved in such a troublesome thing?!" Fourteen complained in a low voice.

"It's okay to escape, but do you have the consciousness to never appear in front of that child again?" Gintoki looked at Fourteen seriously and asked aloud.

"certainly."

"What about the consciousness that you are willing to do anything as long as you can escape?" Gintoki asked again.

"It depends on the specific situation, as long as we can do anything." Fourteen replied seriously.

"Seriously?"

"Hi."

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At this time, Li Zi had already discovered Shi Shi's whereabouts. He stood there looking around anxiously and kept shouting [Mayura-sama~]

But at this moment, Fourteen's voice came from behind Li Zi.

"I have some words that I hope you can listen to carefully."

"Mayura..." Li Zi replied in surprise, and then turned around. However, he was stopped by Shi Shi again.

"Don't look back!" Fourteen continued, "This is what I haven't told you so far..."

"What on earth are you going to say?" Li Zi asked aloud.

"Actually...actually I am the prince of Mayonnaise Star, Egg Yolk." Fourteen replied seriously.

"Wang...Prince..." Li Zi's pupils trembled fiercely.

"It's time to turn around, egg yolk."

Hearing the sound, Li Zi quickly turned around, and then he could clearly see what Fourteen looked like now. He saw that Fourteen was wearing a giant mayonnaise bottle doll costume, with only his calves, arms and face exposed. There is also a golden crown at the top of the bottle.

Seeing Shi Shi's appearance, Li Zi lowered his head and sighed softly.

Looking at Li Zi's appearance, Fourteen thought helplessly: [Isn't it really still not possible? No matter how you look at it, it’s really hard to get through like this...] Thinking of this, Shi Shi closed his eyes...

But at this moment, Lizi spoke: "It's true. I always feel like I'm not an ordinary person. I've always had this feeling."

【Success! ] Fourteen was ecstatic, [adding egg yolk to the end of the sentence works! 】

"If I stay on the earth for too long, the egg yolk will die," Fourteen said slowly, then turned to look at the sun that was about to sink into the ground, and sighed softly: "The egg yolk seems to be reaching its limit now."

"Are you going back?" Li Zi also faced the sunset and asked a little unbearably.

"The person who picked me up is almost here, Egg Yolk." Fourteen replied softly.

"That..." Seemingly having finally made up his mind, Lizi turned around and said seriously, "Take me with you! It doesn't matter even if you eat mayonnaise every day! I... please! Let me be with you. Together!"

After saying that, Lizi jumped directly into the prince's arms.

[It seems to be developing in a more troublesome direction! 】Fourteen's secret path is not good, 【Calm down! fourteen! You should be able to fix it! 】

Suddenly, Fourteen had a flash of inspiration. He put his hand gently on Lizi's shoulder and whispered softly: "Don't talk nonsense about egg yolks. Mayonnaise stars are all remote egg yolks made of mayonnaise as air. It's not you. A survivable planet yolk. Well, as long as you live a good life on earth, yolk. I will always protect your yolk..."

"Will it really last forever?" Li Zi raised his head and asked softly.

"Of course egg yolk." Fourteen replied with a tender face, but just after he finished speaking, Fourteen saw tears overflowing from the corners of Li Zi's eyes, but before Fourteen could say anything, Li Zi stood on tiptoes and gently Kissed Shi Shi on the cheek, then turned and ran away.

Li Zi stopped and stood a few steps away from Shi Shi. He shook his shoulders slightly, then turned his head. Although there were tears in the corners of his eyes, he still said bravely: "I won't cry even when we say goodbye." of."

At this moment, the sound of a cart came from the side.

"Prince, it's almost time for the egg yolk." A man who was also pulling a cart in front, also wearing a mayonnaise doll costume, lowered his head and shouted.

"We're here to pick up your egg yolk." A man in the same dress who was pushing the cart behind said.

[Why have we become two people? Where is the little CHINA girl? 】Fourteen was puzzled in his heart, but the doubt was only for a moment.

Afterwards, Fourteen walked directly to the trolley and sat on it. At the same time, he turned his head and waved to Lizi who was standing beside him, comforting him with a smile on his face: "You also have to live a happy life, Egg Yolk."

"Lord Mayura! Goodbye!" Li Zi waved goodbye.

"Let's go forward." The man pulling the cart said in a low voice and took steps at the same time.

Li Zi just watched the cart go further and further until it disappeared, just like the sun gradually sinking into the ground...

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"Have I said enough? How much further is it? You are not such hard-working people, right?" Fourteen, who was still sitting on the cart, asked doubtfully, "By the way, where are you pulling to?"

"Where?" The cart boy behind him chuckled, then raised his head.

The guy pulling the cart also turned his head and gave a sinister laugh.

"Of course I'm sending you back to Mayonnaise Star!" Jiang Cheng and Sougo said at the same time.

"It's you two!" Looking at the two trembling S (Sougo and Jiangcheng) in front of him, Fourteen exclaimed, "Where have they gone?!"

"Don't worry, after paying a pocket money, they were very relieved to leave the follow-up matters to us," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, "Mayonnaise star? Never heard of it ~ Sougo-kun, Have you heard of it?"

"It doesn't matter, boss, they're all in the sky anyway," Sougo replied, "Wouldn't it be great if we just send the prince to the sky?"

"That makes sense, Mr. Sougo." After saying that, Jiang Cheng tied up Shi Shi directly.

At the same time, Sougo took out a giant flying monkey of the same height from the side and tied it behind Fourteen, "Don't worry, prince, you can definitely go back."

"Hey! You two..." Fourteen rolled his eyes and cursed, but before he could finish speaking, Sougo on the side stuffed a towel into his mouth, and he could only make a whining sound.

"Come to Earth again next time, Prince." Jiang Cheng covered his face and cried, as if he was reluctant to say goodbye.

"Sayunara, Prince-sama." Sougo said with the same sigh, and lit the fuse at the same time...

Afterwards, with Jiang Cheng and applauding in farewell, Fourteen slowly took off into the sky...

boom! ! !

A huge firework exploded in the sky, and the pattern was exactly like a huge bottle of mayonnaise...

At the same time, it was accompanied by Shi Shi’s curse: “You two, just wait for me!!!”

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"Did you go too far?" Jiang Cheng looked at Sougo aside and asked in confusion.

"Uncle Matsudaira acquiesced to this," Sougo replied.

"But how can I be sure that you are fighting for the injustice of your sister back home?" Jiang Cheng continued.

Sougo didn't answer.

"Well, forget it, I've had a lot of fun today, let's go back to Egg Yolk." With that said, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and turned around to leave.

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