Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"What? Shinbaji looks weird?" Gintoki sat in front of the table, holding his cheek with one hand and frowning slightly, looking at Miao across the table with confusion.

"New Eighteen has always been weird, Aru, big sister." Kagura interjected nonchalantly while grabbing the dried squid and eating it.

"In the eyes of women, men are very strange, don't care, don't care." Jiang Cheng sat aside and waved his hand casually and replied.

"Although it is true, it has become even weirder recently." A Miao frowned slightly and murmured back, "As soon as I got home, I immediately locked myself in the room and didn't have a good time with me. He talked and stayed up all night, seeming to be doing something secretly in the room..."

"Sneaky?" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki discovered the key point at the same time.

"Ah, yes, there are crumpled pieces of paper scattered in front of the door of his room." A Miao said distressedly, "I don't know what he is doing, what he is doing secretly every night What... In short, he is at an age where it is difficult for others to understand..."

"So," A Miao said, looking at Jiang Cheng and Ginshi who were directly opposite, "I think it would be better to ask Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng Sang, who are both men, for advice on this matter. Can you two help me? Do you want to see how he is doing?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked at each other and sighed softly at the same time.

"So just for such a boring thing, do you want Qingta to call me when he comes to practice?" Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then waved his hand, "Don't worry about this kind of thing, this kind of thing can be regarded as a matter of course. It's a good thing, right? It means that the new Eighth Prince has finally grown up."

"Huh? Is that so?" A Miao covered her mouth in surprise.

"Ah, that's right. It's better to ignore this kind of thing. The more you care about him, the more unnatural it becomes," Gintoki said casually, "When a man reaches a certain age, he will have a period of time when he will treat his family and other things. He felt depressed. He must have that kind of experience before he can stand on his own feet."

"Self-reliance? Is that guy Shin Yachi capable of being self-reliant?" Kagura interjected, "Obviously he is not even as good as a newborn pony."

"That is to say," A Miao continued with a worried look, "Forget it about being independent, the question is, what is he doing secretly in the room? Is that also necessary for self-reliance?"

"Speaking of self-reliance, that..." Gintoki thought hard for a moment before finally thinking of a more obscure explanation.

Facing A Miao, he waved his hand to signal the other person to come closer, and explained in a low voice, "He has stood up. In a sense, he is alone. Anyway..."

Seeing this, A Miao quickly put her ear closer, but before Gintoki could start speaking, Kagura on the side also came over. Seeing this, Gintoki had no choice but to push Kagura away.

"Well, at least, if Xin Baji says something like [I need to wash my underwear by myself], don't show any strange expression! Just ignore the rest." Jiang Cheng reminded in a low voice. road.

"Ah, although the expression is not accurate, it is indeed better to do this." Gintoki nodded.

"Hey?! Why?" A Miao was still a little confused.

"Why do you have to get to the bottom of it? You should also give Xin Baji some space of his own." Jiang Cheng sighed softly and replied weakly.

"Because I have often heard that boys at this age are in their most sensitive period, and if they are not careful, they will go down some bad paths," A Miao replied, "So as an adult, you should still understand a little bit at this time. And give some guidance, right?”

"Ah, although what you said does make sense, this kind of thing..." Jiang Cheng scratched his hair and continued: "It's really hard to say it..."

"This kind of thing?" A Miao asked doubtfully, "What does this kind of thing mean?"

"Ah! Gintoki, you explain!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and directly picked up Kagura and turned away, not giving Gintoki a chance to refuse at all.

"Huh? Wait..." Gintoki just wanted to stop him, but Jiang Cheng and Kagura had disappeared.

Seeing A Miao's confused and worried expression, Gintoki sighed helplessly: "Really, why do you want to leave all such troublesome matters to me? I'm not so embarrassed to say it, how can I build!"

"Yin Sang?" A Miao asked, "What kind of thing is that? Is it the kind of thing that you are too ashamed to tell your family?"

"Ah, you can't say that anymore, it will be embarrassing." Gintoki said with some stumbling.

"Awkward? Why? Why are you embarrassed in front of your family?"

"Hey," Gintoki sighed, his heart skipped a beat, and he whispered in A Miao's ear to explain, "Actually, it's..."

Listening to Gintoki's words, Miao's face slowly turned red, but it was accompanied by a touch of worry and solemnity...

…

In Xin Baji's room.

After casually rolling up a piece of paper on the table and throwing it to the ground, Shinbaji grabbed his hair and said distressedly: "What should I write? I want to write to someone who doesn't even know his name or personality. Xin, I really don’t know anything about her, the only thing I know clearly is..."

With that said, Shinpachi put down the brush in his hand and took out a photo from his arms: the photo showed a cute-looking girl with pink hair and twin tails wearing a yellow kimono.

【Do you believe in fate? 】

Thinking of the message left by the girl in the drift bottle, Xin Baji suddenly looked like a pig brother and shouted excitedly: "I believe it! I absolutely believe it! By the way! Just write this out!"

At this moment, Gintoki's voice came from the door of Shinpachi: "Shinpachi——"

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji quickly cleared the table, put away the photos in his hands, and responded hurriedly: "Ah, ah! Yin Sang! Are you here?"

"I told you, don't let your sister worry too much." Gintoki opened a crack in the door and said earnestly.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Xin Bajia turned around and asked in confusion.

"Also, you need to wash your hands well." As he said that, Gintoki stuffed an adult magazine through the crack of the door.

"What disgusting thoughts do you have!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Don't worry, your sister said that you can wash your underwear yourself from now on. You don't need to declare it." Jiang Cheng's voice came.

"Did Jiang Chengsang even come?!" Xin Baji quickly stood up and retorted, "In the end, don't you all have the same idea?! What's going on?! What's going on?! What on earth are you talking about? What are you thinking?! Did you misunderstand something? It's not like that! That's not the case at all! I'm not that kind of person at all! Why are you two suddenly becoming more gentle than usual? It feels so disgusting. "

"Hey? Isn't it?!" Gintoki opened the door of Shinpachi's room.

Only then did Shinpachi clearly see the scene at the door of his room. Behind Jiangcheng and Gintoki were the queen, sailor uniform, royal sister, the top card of M Club, etc... There were various props on the ground, including white Trojans and lube and various mosaics…

"What, we thought you must be doing that kind of thing." Gintoki scratched his messy hair and explained helplessly, "It seems that we have completely misunderstood, Jiang Cheng."

"I called all the top names in Yoshiwara's stores," Jiang Cheng said, holding his forehead, "Hey, isn't it all useless now?"

With that said, Jiang Cheng waved his hand behind him and said, "I'm sorry, but I asked you to make a special trip, Yoxi, disband. I'm glad I went back to report to Yueyue at all the trouble."

"Hi~ Master Jiang Cheng."×n

Immediately afterwards, several tourist girls lined up to leave.

At this time, Xin Baji finally couldn't help shouting again: "What on earth do you think I am doing in the room?! Please stop it!"

At the same time, on the other side, A Miao was busy in the kitchen.

"Sister, what are you cooking?" Kagura stepped forward and asked.

"It's nothing, Kagura-chan."

…

Jiangcheng and Ginshi sat casually on the floor of Shinpachi's room and listened to Shinpachi's explanation.

"Pen pal? Huh?" Gintoki looked at the photo in his hand and wondered, "Does that mean you write letters every night? You are really doing some childish things."

"But to be able to achieve this level with Xin Baji's level, I think it's already amazing." Jiang Cheng lay on his side on the floor, supporting his head with one hand, and defended Xin Baji.

"That's right. After all, Shinpachi's LV is really amazing." After thinking about it, Gintoki agreed.

"Hey!! What is Shinpachi's LV?! What does Shinpachi's LV mean?! You two are going too far!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Ha~" Jiang Cheng yawned, "Well, at this level, it's up to you."

"This is such an extent! Why do you have to lead your conversation to obscene topics!" Shinbachi shouted again, and then sighed softly, "Well, please keep this matter a secret from your sister. If she knew that I had a pen pal with a girl, she would definitely have crazy thoughts."

"What is she thinking about?" Gintoki replied casually, then turned to look at Shinpachi with a wicked smile on his face, "Are you thinking about something very obscene?"

"That's not the case! I just don't want to be misunderstood like that, so I don't want to say it!" Xin Baji defended, "I just want to communicate with her."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng let out a look of disbelief.

"What an attitude! I really mean it!" Xin Baji said angrily.

"You're talking about communication, there must be something mixed in, right?" Gintoki teased.

"It's friendship! It's friendship!" Xin Bajia replied without thinking.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng let out a "stain" sound again.

"That's too much! Jiang Chengsang! Why is that attitude?!" Shinbaji shouted unbearably.