Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Enough is enough! Why can't you trust me! Do you only think about that kind of thing?! You young man! But he is full of hard work, friendship, and victory!" Shinpachi shouted loudly with blue veins and white eyes. He argued, and then his expression gradually calmed down: "That is a letter that drifted across the vast ocean to reach my hand. There must be some kind of fate."

As he said that, Xin Baji showed a trace of distress on his face: "But if my sister finds out, she will definitely think that I am ridiculous and she will definitely be angry."

"Xin Baji, I don't mean anything else," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "I just got some vegetables between my teeth. If I don't [tsk], it will feel uncomfortable between my teeth. What I want to crook is You are right..."

"Who believes it!!"

"Also, don't always think of your sister as being so pedantic," Jiang Cheng continued nonchalantly, "After telling this kind of thing, your sister might surprisingly understand."

Gintoki crossed his arms and nodded in agreement.

"No, she will never understand!" Xin Bajia replied without hesitation.

But just as Shinpachi finished speaking, the door was suddenly opened, and A Miao's voice was heard at the same time: "Shin-chan, I brought tea and snacks..."

"Sister..." Shinbachi shouted quickly.

A Miao, expressionless, put a wooden tray into the door, "Eat a little if you can, here."

Looking at a large piece of konjac with a slit in the middle on the tray and a whole bottle of lubricant placed next to the konjac, Shinpachi degenerated into bean-eyed eyes.

At this time, A Miao lowered her head and continued intermittently with an expressionless face: "If... if you are not worried enough..."

With that said, A Miao picked up another bowl full of sticky boiled lubricant (noodles?) and brought it into the door, "Please make do with this."

At this time, several black lines appeared in the corners of Xin Baji's eyes and began to twitch.

"Xin-chan," A Miao turned her face away, unable to tell what her expression was. She held the sliding door with both hands and murmured, "Well... no matter what Xin-chan becomes, you are mine..." younger brother!"

After saying that, A Miao closed the sliding door forcefully, turned around and left without looking back, not giving Xin Baji a chance to explain at all.

"Look, isn't she very understanding?" Gintoki asked casually while still looking at the photo in his hand.

"Yeah, you are such a good sister. You can face your brother's psychological growth in such a normal way." Jiang Cheng nodded without comment.

"Wait a minute!!" Xin Baji finally realized what he was doing and yelled unbearably, "By the way, how did you two make her understand?! What did you two do to someone else's sister? What did you say?! Why did you take out the lubricant when you served the tea?! Why did you make a hole in the konjac?!"

As he said that, Xinbaji covered his face and looked at the ceiling with a look of despair: "She completely misunderstood! She has never looked at me since just now! What should I do now? If this continues, the situation will Will it get worse?! What are you two going to do to resolve the misunderstanding?!"

"No, I didn't say anything. Gintoki told you everything." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and argued indifferently.

"Gin Sang!!!"

"Stop yelling and screaming, calm down, Yasang," Gintoki comforted nonchalantly, and at the same time, he directly picked up the konjac on the plate and took a big bite. While eating, he continued indistinctly, "It's lubricated again." Isn’t it nice to have a pen pal again?”

"It's not good at all!!" Shinpachi retorted loudly with his eyes rolled, "Compared to the exposure of making a pen pal, isn't this situation worse?!"

"What does it matter?" Jiang Cheng shrugged with an indifferent expression, "It will happen sooner or later, right? It doesn't matter if it's earlier."

"That's not the case at all!" Xin Baji retorted.

Taking advantage of the moment when Shinpachi and Jiangcheng were arguing, Gintoki stood up and walked to the small desk by the window, and sat down in front of the desk. At the same time, he picked up the letter that Shinpachi had just written and murmured in a low voice: " So, let me take a look at what you wrote in your reply."

"No, don't read it!" Shinpachi noticed this and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, but it was already too late. Gintoki had already read all the contents of the letter and read it out.

"[First meeting. I've read your letter. It's incredible. It drifted across such a vast sea and came into my hands...]" Just after reading a paragraph, Gintoki suddenly lost interest in reading further and turned his head. Looking at Xin Bajia, he sighed and said dissatisfied: "What on earth are you writing? It's long, boring, and too ordinary."

"There's...there's nothing wrong with this! You can't just write some interesting things about today, right?" Shinpachi retorted while still trying to grab the letter in Gintoki's hand, but Gintoki didn't give him a chance.

"Let me take a look," Jiang Cheng suddenly stood up and walked over, taking the letter in Gintoki's hand and reading it. But after just two glances, Jiang Chengcheng couldn't help but burst into laughter, and then looked at Xin Bajia, who was still fighting for the envelope with him, "What you wrote is too ordinary, right? No, that's what you said. , but it’s just because he’s an ordinary Shinpachi that he wrote such an ordinary letter, right?”

"What do you mean by [ordinary Shin-Bachi] and [ordinary letter]?! Why do you need to add that kind of adjective before my name!" Shin-Bachi retorted with his eyes rolled, and at the same time, he also aimed at the opportunity to take Jiang Cheng's hand. snatched the letter.

"Don't you understand?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then looked at Gintoki aside, "Hey, Gintoki, this kid doesn't understand, so can you please act the reaction of a girl who receives such a letter?"

"There is no other way, this is the only way," Gintoki nodded, and then snatched the letter from Shinpachi's hand again, and then showed a coy and shy woman's posture, pinching his throat and saying: "Yeah ~This boy is really a boring boy~ As soon as you read the letter, you will know that he is a virgin in heat who has never had any fun wearing glasses, ah~ disgusting~, you must never reply to him again~"

After saying that, Gintoki switched back to his normal state, spread his hands and sighed, looked at Shinpachi helplessly, and said, "Look, that's basically it."

"Those things just now are clearly me in your eyes!" Shinbachi rolled his eyes and said angrily, "How is it possible to see so many things in just one letter?!"

"No, no, no, you have to know that some things can be seen at a glance through words," Gintoki shook his head, sighed and said thoughtfully, "Girls are no better than boys. Girls' minds are very delicate. From then on, You can find a lot of key information in your text, such as your personality, your clothing preferences, your zodiac sign, etc. Basically, you will know it clearly after reading it."

"How could it be..." Xin Bajiu showed a look of disbelief.

"So, it's better not to underestimate words," Jiang Cheng reminded kindly, "Girls' sixth sense is really not something that can be compromised."

"If you want to be friends with this child, it's best to be more cautious and more unconventional when writing," Gintoki continued, "The other person is a novel and interesting person who plays with drift bottles. Oh, there are concise articles like the other party. People who like this kind of novelty probably hate trouble. I’m afraid they won’t read articles more than three sentences long.”

After listening, Xin Bajia sat down and murmured with a disappointed look on his face: "It is true that my article is long and misses the point..."

"Since you don't know much about the other person, you can only write about yourself." Gintoki suggested, "If you want to introduce yourself, three lines are enough, and then there are photos. You have to do the same as the other person. Send photos to people.”

"That's what you say..." Shinpachi looked up at Gintoki and asked with some uncertainty: "But I only have three lines to introduce myself, is that okay?"

Xin Bajiu had just finished asking, but Jiang Cheng on the other side had already put down his pen, picked up the [reply letter] he had just written and handed it to Xin Bajiu's hand.

"Take it and use it, you're welcome." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled.

Looking at the letter in his hand, which indeed only had three lines, Xin Baji fell silent. After being stunned for a while, Shinbaji finally threw the letter in his hand on the table and shouted: "What is this! It's too concise!!"

The letter written by Jiang Cheng indeed only has three lines, which are: [Shimura Shinpachi] [Virginity] [Sixteen years old]

"But I think it's pretty good," Gintoki murmured, "It's exactly the same as you. Anyone who reads this letter will think of you."

"That sentence [virginity] is superfluous, right?! How could someone emphasize that they are a [virginity] in a reply to a girl?!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and pulled his neck in retort.

"That makes sense," Gintoki nodded, "The word [virginity] is indeed a bit inappropriate and feels a bit cliché."

"Sosou, no matter what, the word [virginity] shouldn't appear in a place like this!" Xin Bajia nodded and replied forcefully.

"Then how about changing it to [CherryBOY]?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "Would it be better if it was changed to [CherryBoy]? After all, it is in English and feels more fashionable."

"Indeed, if it were Cherryboy, I would feel much better." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

(Cherryboy: Literally means cherry boy, but its actual meaning is virginity.)

"There is no difference at all!!" Xin Bajiu wanted to flip the table, "Can't you two make some more useful suggestions?! Why do you have to emphasize this kind of thing in the letter?! It doesn't make any sense at all! Not even!"