Maybe a Fake Gintama

"No, because there are only three lines, so I want to fully describe everything about you with a limited number of words," Jiang Cheng explained, "It's best to make it clear at a glance."

"There's no need at all!! No matter how you look at [virginity], it's a bit redundant!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Indeed," Gintoki crossed his hands and thought quietly for a moment before nodding, "no matter how you say [virginity], it's a bit redundant."

"Really?" Xin Baji breathed a sigh of relief, "So [virginity] is not needed."

"Because," Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng beside him and explained, "When you mentioned [Shimura Shinpachi], didn't you already know that he was a [virgin]? In this case, let's talk about [virginity] alone. ] It feels a bit redundant to list them all.”

"That makes sense. It does feel a bit repetitive." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"You two, please stop it! Why do you think of virginity when you mention my name?!" Shinpachi shouted angrily.

However, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki ignored it and were busy writing something on the paper.

"Explain it to me, you bastards! Don't ignore me on purpose!!" Shinbaji shouted again.

"Yo Xi!" Jiang Cheng put down the pen in his hand, then crossed his hands and nodded, "Now [virginity] will be removed, [Shimura Shinpachi] and [Sixteen-year-old] will remain."

"Forget it..." Xin Baji said that he was a little tired, "But I finally got rid of the message that should not appear in the reply."

"What should I do with the extra line?" Gintoki crossed his chest with one hand and pointed at his chin with the other hand as if thinking.

"How about adding some hobbies?" Xin Baji suggested.

"Old-fashioned." Jiang Cheng and Gintoki replied at the same time.

"Old...cliché? Why? Why is it cliché to add hobbies and interests when introducing yourself? Isn't this usually done?" Xin Baji asked three questions in a row.

"You said it [under normal circumstances] yourself," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and explained, "But it is obvious that the other party is not the kind of girl who likes ordinary situations. This situation should be considered more carefully. OK."

"It makes sense," Gintoki nodded, then frowned and murmured: "But what exactly should be added to the extra line... I really can't think of it..."

"How about adding [sexual [beep——] strong]?" Jiang Cheng suggested coldly, extending an index finger.

"Shut up! Why would you add that kind of thing in that place!" Xin Baji yelled with a red face, "Will he be regarded as a pervert?! And I never remember that I was that strong. The sex [beep——]!!”

"No, maybe the other person's sex [beep——] is also relatively strong. We cannot deny this possibility." Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin propped up, "Because this same private topic has caused the two people to communicate more and more. It’s not impossible to go deeper…”

"How is that possible! And it's just a pen pal, why would you go into such a private topic?! No need! That kind of thing is not suitable for discussion in a place like this!" Xin Baji shouted loudly again.

"Huh? Really?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji in disbelief,

"I thought you were only thinking about that kind of thing..."

"You are the one!" Xin Baji said angrily, "I have never thought about such obscene things from the beginning to the end! I just simply want to make a pen pal with her! Simple! This is the starting point of everything Bar!!"

"Yes! That's it!" Suddenly, Gintoki knocked with his hand, then looked up at Jiang Cheng and Shinpachi who looked puzzled and explained: "The origin is back to the original point, Shinpachi. Just like you As I said, go back to the starting point and think about it carefully.”

"Huh?" Xin Bajie was still confused.

"Remember it carefully, Shinpachi," Gintoki continued, "What part of this letter attracted you?"

Xin Baji frowned and looked up at the ceiling and began to think.

"Yes, it's neither the novel way of delivering the letter nor the concise article," Gintoki said, placing the photo in front of Shinpachi, "but this, right?"

Xin Baji's face instantly turned red, and he showed a bit of embarrassment.

"No...no, I'm not the type to judge by appearance..."

Shinpachi hurriedly wanted to explain, but Gintoki didn't give him this chance. He directly pasted the photo on Shinpachi's face and asked:

"Really? Then let me ask you, if this girl was ugly, do you think you would still be a pen pal with her?"

Seeing the knowing expression on Gintoki's face and the teasing look on Jiang Cheng's face next to him, Shinpachi could only choose to turn away and remain silent to express his acquiescence.

"That's not okay, Mr. Xin Baji. Women don't like men who are too superficial." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then patted Xin Baji on the shoulder, and said sincerely: "At least you can't do it until you know the other person's measurements and weight." Let’s make a decision later, New Eight."

"There's no difference for you, right?" Xin Bajia turned around and retorted.

"Don't quarrel with you two," Gintoki said, and then looked at Shinpachi again, with a slight curve in the corner of his mouth, "But after saying so much, the result is that even if you want to break your brain and write a good article, Whether it’s writing articles or doing other stupid things, in the end the thing that matters most...is the appearance!”

"No...it can't be denied..." Xinbaji sighed heavily, then lowered his head, and continued with a look of disappointment, "But if that's the case, I, who is not handsome at all, have no chance of winning... …”

"Shinpachi, men don't just look at one face. There are men everywhere who only have one face but exude a scumbag smell." Gintoki glanced at Jiang who was standing aside. OK, and comforted him at the same time.

"Hey, why are you talking to me? Are you just taking the opportunity to criticize Huai? You bastard." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

However, Gintoki ignored Jiang Cheng's complaints. Instead, he picked up the camera on the side and stood up directly, looking down at Shinpachi: "Hey, Shinpachi, take off your glasses."

"It's useless..." Xinbaji kneeled on the floor with his hands on the floor, and said a little discouraged, "Even if I take off my glasses, people like me..."

"Shin Yaji, a healthy soul can be expressed through appearance." Gintoki comforted him.

"Soul..." Shinpachi then raised his head and looked at Gintoki and murmured.

"Don't worry, you have a noble soul." Gintoki smiled slightly.

"Yin Sang..." Shinpachi bit his lower lip and murmured, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said with determination: "Well! I want to give it a try!"

…

Jiang Cheng stood in the yard and kept fiddling with the glasses in his hands, while Gintoki held a camera on the side and directed and filmed.

"Is that so? Is this kind of photo too open? Is it really okay?" Jiang Cheng looked at the glasses in his hands and murmured, "Is it really okay to open the temples all the way? It won't look too frivolous. Really? It really should be folded, right?"

"Children today are much more open-minded than we were back then, so that's okay," Gintoki replied, but after thinking about it, he felt that Jiang Cheng's words made some sense, "But it's true that being too open-minded might have negative consequences. On the contrary, you should fold the temples a little, but don’t fold them all. It would be too conservative. You want the right feeling.”

"How about this?" Jiang Cheng folded one of his glasses legs and kept the other one as it is. "It looks like you have your legs crossed. Would girls like it better?"

"No, no, no, girls don't like this. It's too frivolous! Listen to me, just fold everything a little so that the tops of the two temples are slightly together! Just like that! This is just right! Neither does the other party. They will think that our new Yaji is that kind of frivolous man!" Gintoki said with a serious face, "And this way, the two of us have more possibilities!"

"That's it." Jiang Cheng nodded, and at the same time gently closed the two temples of his glasses according to Gintoki's words.

"Keep this position and don't move, Shinpachi, you'll be fine soon." With that, Gintoki pressed the shutter.

Shinpachi, who put on a white suit and had a slicked back hair, stood behind Jiangcheng and Gintoki, watching from beginning to end with no expression on his face, veins pulsing on his face.

"Yoshiyoshi, it's done." Gintoki nodded and said at the same time.

"Ah, I'm so exhausted~" Jiang Cheng sighed softly as he wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead.

"You two..." Xin Baji finally couldn't bear it and kicked the two of them, and cursed: "You two, take a good picture of me, you bastards!! Xin Baji is here!! And those professionals just now What’s going on with the line?! Explain it to me, bastard!”

"It hurts, it hurts, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and complained softly as he stood up from the ground.

"No, ninety-five percent of the components of the new Yachi are glasses," Gintoki said as he got up, turning around and pointing to the glasses on the ground and explained, "If it's over there, this one over here Isn’t this the new Baji?”

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded.

"Do I only have 5% of my living space?!" Shinbachi rolled his eyes and complained crazily.

"What's left is three percent water and two percent garbage." Gintoki continued.

"Then am I classified as garbage?!" Shinpachi yelled, "Or am I not even the two percent of garbage?! By the way, the photos you took were just glasses, right?! The other person's Is a pen pal just a pair of glasses?!”

"In this world view, don't you think it's reasonable for a star with glasses to appear?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, "If you think about it this way, the other party can easily accept it."

"That's right, and the last photo we took was really perfect. The other person will definitely feel like [the other person is really a good kid]," Gintoki continued.

"Put the glasses on Xin Bajia's face!!" Xin Bajia roared with white eyes.

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