Maybe a Fake Gintama

Ignoring Shinpachi's presence, Gintoki held his chin and murmured: "But now I still lack a decisive blow."

"Isn't that natural?! Because there is no body anymore!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Yeah, I understand," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, "It's like the feeling of loss you feel after watching a whole baseball game without even seeing a home run. Even if your favorite team wins, I also feel like something is missing in my heart.”

"You're right, that's probably what it feels like." Gintoki replied.

"You two have completely forgotten about me! You have completely ignored me!" Xin Baji couldn't bear it and cursed loudly with his veins popping: "Stop it, you two! Add your true body to me." ah!"

"Suga, that's it! As expected of the New Eight, he actually hit the nail on the head," Gintoki praised, then looked at Jiang Cheng and explained, "It's just the lack of the body! It's because of the lack of the body that I feel that [Ah, I always feel like something is missing! That’s what you call a home run!”

"I see, that's it!" Jiang Cheng knocked with his hand, then looked at Xin Baji and praised, "You really impressed me today Xin Baji, you did a good job."

"You two are really irritating," Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, "That's enough, now just add the original body, this is me!"

"Yoshiyoshi, let me see, is this okay?" Gintoki placed the glasses on a piece of bluestone, "This body feels pretty good. Although the color is relatively simple, this simple style may be unexpectedly pleasing. .”

"No, no, no, this won't work anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, "It's too tacky. Girls don't like this. Girls all like brighter and more vivid colors."

With that said, Jiang Cheng directly picked up his glasses and pointed them at the sun, "How about this? Girls will definitely like the bright and warm body."

"No, no, no, this background is too empty, that's the sky," Gintoki shook his head, "Girls don't like this feeling, the background needs to be more substantial and cuter."

"So that's it. It's Gintoki as expected. How about this tree?" Jiang Cheng praised, then pointed to a maple tree in the yard and said, "How about this tree as the main body? There is also red in the background. Maple Leaf, don’t most girls like Maple Leaf?”

"Nice idea!" Gintoki praised, "Then next..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was kicked away by the furious Shinpachi and Jiang Cheng.

"Stop it, you two bastards!" Shinbaji stared at his red, bloodshot eyes and yelled, "Are you kidding me?! Are you kidding me? Are you two bastards?! Are you kidding me? I want you to listen! Isn’t the main body’s words right here?! Isn’t it right here to hit a home run or something like that?!”

"What are you doing, Shinpachi," Gintoki complained as he got up, "We worked super hard for you, why do we have to show that attitude? How rude?"

"No, you misunderstood Shinpachi, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng got up and shook his head calmly, then pulled Sougo aside who didn't know when he would arrive, "Shinpachi is reminding you that there is a real person here. The winning [body] is here!”

"Oh! So that's it!" Gintoki knocked with his hand.

Then he directly put the glasses on Sougo's face, picked up the camera and took two pictures, "Not bad, not bad, this [New Eight-Jiu] is really good! It is indeed the New Eight-Jiu that is even better than the New Eight-Jiu." Here’s Baji! It’s a complete home run!”

"What is the new Bachi that is even newer than the new Bachi! When did the new Bachi become an adjective?!" The new Bachi pointed at himself with blank eyes and shouted, "The new Bachi is here! ! That must be someone else entirely!"

"Um, have Kondo-san been here before? Two bosses?" Sougo turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng who was constantly giving himself a concave shape and asked.

"No, I didn't see it." Jiang Cheng replied.

Gintoki looked through the photos in the camera, then raised his head and gave Sougo a thumbs-up: "Yeah, I really took a lot of good photos of the new eight-year-olds, the new eight-year-olds."

"That's not Shinpachi, what does this mean? Can I die? Is that possible?!" Shinpachi, who was ignored, shouted with his eyes white and veins popping...

——New Eighth Special Dividing Line——

On the other side of the sea, on the beach, the girl in the photo in the drift bottle that Xin Baji received was running desperately. The girl's name was Xiaoli. Xiaoli shouted into the distance while running,

"Sister! It's amazing, it's really, really arrived! Sister's letter! It's arrived! Reply!"

Xiaoli ran to a slightly older girl who was sitting on the beach, wearing a blue kimono embroidered with maple leaves, glasses, and long light purple hair. Then, panting, he took out the reply letter from his arms and handed it to the girl in front of him...

"I didn't expect that someone actually picked up that letter." Xiaoli's sister sat on the beach and opened the letter in the envelope.

"Let me see, let me see," Xiaoli came closer and asked, "What did you write? Sister?"

"[I received the letter, please take care of me as a pen pal in the future. My name is Shimura Shinpachi.]" My sister murmured and read out the contents of the letter.

There is also a photo attached to the letter, a photo of Sougo slashing Shinpachi...

"Hahahaha, what's going on? This person is really exaggerated." Xiaoli looked at the photo in her hand and couldn't help laughing. Then she looked at her sister who had a depressed aura beside her and said with relief: "But it seems that he is still there. It’s pretty cool, and I’m the same age as my sister, isn’t that great?”

"Xiao Li... I have something to apologize to you..." My sister clutched her clothes tightly, lowered her head and said intermittently.

"Well?"

"Actually..." My sister raised her head and continued with some embarrassment, "I put Xiaoli's photo in the envelope..."

"Eh? Mine? Why?"

"Because Xiaoli is so cute..." My sister replied timidly, "If this person wrote the letter, I think someone will definitely reply to me..."

After saying that, my sister knelt down directly towards Xiaoli and lowered her head: "I'm sorry!"

"Really, why do you do such unnecessary things," Xiaoli pretended to complain, "Wouldn't it be better to just use your own photos?"

"No, no one like me will take a glance at it. Getting a reply like this must be thanks to Xiaoli's photo." My sister retorted weakly.

"Hey..." Xiaoli sighed softly, "Give yourself more confidence, sister, you are also very cute, although I am also very cute."

The elder sister raised her head and was about to say something, but was interrupted again by her own sister.

"Then, I will forgive you if you can make friends." Xiaoli stretched out an index finger and said with a smile.

"Why?"

"Didn't sister decide that something must change this time?" Xiaoli asked with a smile, "So, just work hard slowly. Come on, sister."

"Um……"

…

The next day, Heng Daoguan Dojo.

"...I didn't expect that someone would actually receive this letter. I'm really happy~ I want to know more about Shinpachi~" Gintoki lay on his side under the eaves, supporting his head with one hand, holding his throat and chanting After finishing the reply she received, she turned to look at Xin Bajia, who was standing expressionlessly behind her, "Hey, you're quite capable? She said she wanted to get to know you. Aren't she already obsessed with you? Why? What to do? Do you want to tell her? Tell her all this and that kind of thing? "

However, Xin Bajiu did not show any expression of joy from beginning to end.

"Isn't this good? What's the matter with that expression of yours? Or is it because you're too happy that you don't know how to express yourself?" Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji's shoulder and said in a tone of someone who had come before, "Don't worry. Now, even if you laugh out loud at this time, no one will laugh at you, after all, we are all men."

"No, but the photos you two...sent to her..." Xinbaji looked at the photos in his hands expressionlessly, then raised his head, pushed up the glasses on his face, and asked: "What she wants to know It's not me but Okita-san, right? If you say "I am Shimura Shinpachi" and send this kind of photo out, whoever sees it will think that Okita is the Shinpachi, right?"

"It doesn't matter. Didn't Shinpachi also take a photo? His expression is pretty good." Gintoki replied nonchalantly.

"What do you mean it was photographed? Most of my body is not in the photo, right? I'm just a supporting character who was cut off!" Shinpachi retorted.

"Don't worry about it. Doesn't this happen all the time?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and consoled him casually, "Can't we just treat it as sending out photos of myself playing with my friends? In this case, Doesn’t it happen from time to time? The same goes for girls. They say [send you a photo], but in the end they send a photo of a party with friends. Isn’t this kind of situation common? Don’t worry about it.”

"No, no, no, what you said are exactly two situations!" Shinpachi retorted, "In this case, even if I send out a photo with my friends, it should highlight that I am the protagonist, right? But in this photo, Okita is the one Protagonist, right? Right?"

"It doesn't matter what happens to that kind of thing, why are you competing for the protagonist in such an indifferent place?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips, and then criticized with a serious face: "The so-called protagonist! The moment you were born It’s doomed! You are the protagonist of your own life! No one can take it away! So, don’t be discouraged, New Eight! Take heart, New Eight!"

"What you're saying is completely nonsense! What you're saying has nothing to do with the current situation!" Xin Baji pointed at the photo and retorted loudly, "Now I'm just talking about the photo! The pen pal thing!"

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