Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara.

In the early morning, OTAKU, a loser who played games all night, was lying on the tatami in a large font wearing gray pajamas, sleeping soundly.

But at this moment, a girl's shout came along with the sound of Jiang Cheng's door breaking.

"Idiot uncle, wake up Aru!" Kagura kicked the door open.

However, this had no effect at all on Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping in the bedroom. Jiang Cheng even changed into a more comfortable sleeping position, holding the quilt between his arms with a peaceful expression on his face.

"Uncle good-for-nothing, get up!!" Kagura opened the bedroom door and shouted with full energy, pinching her waist.

However, Jiang Cheng still didn't react at all.

"I told you to get up!!" Kagura roared, running directly in front of Jiang Cheng, and kicked Jiang Cheng, who was wrapped in quilt, out of the window with a strong kick.

"Ah!!" Jiang Cheng's scream came from outside the window.

A woman with a scar on her face who had just arrived at Jiang Cheng's door and was about to call Jiang Cheng to get up saw the shattered door at Jiang Cheng's door and heard Jiang Cheng's screams that had just come from him. , raised his eyebrows and frowned slightly.

After a pause, Yue Yong stepped through the door and slowly walked towards Jiang Cheng's bedroom. However, after opening the door, I found that there was no one in the room with the wide open window. Jiang Cheng's clothes were still hanging on the hangers, and the quilt on the tatami was missing.

Seeing this, Yue Yong walked towards the window and tilted her head downwards, only to see Kagura trampling on Jiang Cheng who was still sleeping soundly wrapped in a quilt.

"Yueyue," Kagura looked up and waved, "I borrowed it from my idiot uncle today."

"Yes." Yue Yong responded softly and nodded slightly, then turned around slowly, picked up the clothes on the hanger and the umbrella beside it, and threw them out the window. After doing all this, he turned around and left. Unlike some good-for-nothing otaku, she still has a lot of work to do.

Downstairs, Kagura stuffed all the clothes and umbrellas on the floor into the quilt, then directly picked up Jiang Cheng who was still sleeping, turned around and left with a step that disowned him. But I don't know why, but Kagura today has a sense of energy that she didn't have before. But Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly, couldn't notice...

…

Feeling something strange or familiar on his face, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes with a vein and cursed: "What are you doing?! Yue..."

But when he saw clearly the person trampling on him in front of him, Jiang Cheng paused and asked expressionlessly: "Hey, why you? Kagura-chan."

"Huh~ I finally woke up Aru," Kagura wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then looked full of energy again, "Get up! Stupid uncle!"

Looking at the slightly unfamiliar ceiling above him, Jiang Cheng took a second to realize that where he was now was no longer his bedroom, but the Everything Room.

After thinking for about two seconds, Jiang Cheng closed his eyes again, and after a while, the snoring started again.

"Don't let me go back to sleep!!" Kagura rolled her eyes and kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window of the Wanshiwu Room together with the quilt again.

"Ahhhh!!"

…

House of Everything.

Jiang Cheng got dressed and borrowed the washbasin in Wanshiwu to wash up a little. Then he lay down on the sofa in Wanshiwu and began to lie down. However, unlike Jiang Cheng, Kagura was full of interest, humming and bobbing her head even when cooking in the kitchen.

"Kagura-chan, where are Gintoki and Shinpachi?" Jiang Cheng asked boredly.

"Entrust Aru!"

"Ah, that's it..." Jiang Cheng replied lazily while lying on the sofa, but then, Jiang Cheng thought of something, "No! Then why don't you go?! Isn't your Wanshiwu a trinity?" !”

"Because of the entrustment to Aru!" Kagura walked out with a rice cooker and a basket of raw eggs and placed them on the table.

"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng sat up and asked with narrowed eyes.

"Because there is another commission for Aru! I took it personally!" Kagura pinched her waist with one hand and put the other hand on her chest, with a look of pride on her face.

After being speechless for a while, Jiang Cheng looked away, stretched out his hand to put a bowl of rice in front of him, picked up an egg at the same time, supported his chin with one hand and said distressedly: "I can only bear with it today, raw eggs." Just make eggs, I hope you won’t get diarrhea…”

"Hey! Uncle, did you listen to what I said, Aru?!" Kagura was a little dissatisfied, and slammed the table, then pointed at herself and said word by word, "I said, I, one, person, Take it, put it down, one, entrust it!”

"Hey, hey, I heard you, I heard you," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and muttered casually, then raised the egg in his hand, frowned and asked softly, "Um, is this egg really okay? It won't expire. Right? By the way, do you really have fresh eggs at home? Eating stale sterile eggs will cause diarrhea..."

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's nagging, Kagura raised her fist and beat Jiang Cheng to the ceiling with an expressionless expression.

…

Jiang Cheng, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, sat on the sofa and looked at the girl with a big stomach opposite him with an expressionless face, who turned his anger into appetite and ate rice. After a long time, he sighed softly and said: "I know, I know, I'm sorry, God." Le-chan.”

"snort!"

"It's really amazing," Jiang Cheng said in an exaggerated way, "It's really amazing that one person accepted a commission. It's really something I wouldn't be able to do, no, no one else would be able to do it, right? It's really amazing. It’s amazing, Kagura-chan has surpassed us without even realizing it~”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng sighed deliberately.

"Well, just so-so." Kagura replied with a snort, but the pride that could not be hidden on his face expressed the secret joy in Kagura's heart.

[Children are really easy to coax...] Jiang Cheng thought to himself.

"Well, even though I'm asking questions knowingly, my uncle also has a question for Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

Kagura raised her head, wiped the rice grains from the corner of her mouth and looked at Jiang Cheng with a confused look.

Jiang Cheng smiled, then raised his index finger and asked with a smile: "Then, why did you drag me here from the room? Just so I can praise you?"

"No." Kagura shook her head.

Hearing the sound, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face suddenly changed, and he rolled his eyes and shouted loudly: "Then why on earth?! Uncle, I played games all night yesterday and was so sleepy that I almost died! Why did you have to drag me out? !Hello!"

"Because..." Kagura put down her chopsticks and began to squirm, but then her expression changed, she folded her hands and groaned, frowning and complaining: "Those glasses have been really annoying recently... What can I say that I can do it all by myself? You got a commission or something, what are you so pretentious about? It’s just glasses! Oh no!”

(Uh... readers who don’t understand can read back to Chapter 282.)

"Hey, you completely missed the point." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Anyway, I have to complete the commission alone, Aru!" Kagura stood up, clenching her fists, looking very motivated, "So! I just accepted a commission by myself! And I told Gin-chan that I would complete it myself. Aru!"

"Ah, that's it." Jiang Cheng narrowed his beady eyes and looked at the energetic girl in front of him expressionlessly, "So, why did you drag me out?"

Kagura didn't answer, but still stood there full of energy.

"Don't ignore me!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Explain it to me! Why are you dragging me out?! I want to complete the commission by myself, so go alone! Why are you dragging out irrelevant people? Go into the water?!”

"Let's work together! Uncle!"

"Oh, please take care of me." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but the next moment... "What the hell! Aren't you the only one who has to complete the commission?! Why are you cheering together?! Are you guys cheering together?! In the end, it won't be the same! Still need help from others?!"

Kagura remained silent, still looking straight at Jiang Cheng with eyes burning with fire.

"Hey, I'm really defeated by you." Jiang Cheng held his forehead and felt helpless, "Just this once, and also, your pocket money will be reduced next month..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Kagura took the lead and cheered: "Yoshi! That's great! Also, after completing this commission, I must keep it a secret from Gin-chan and the others! I must make them think that I am alone. Done Aru!”

"Listen to me completely! Why do you still have such a request? Are you a primary school student!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted.

But at this moment, the doorbell of Wanshiwu rang.

Ding dong, ding dong.

"Here we come!" Kagura rushed to the entrance in an instant.

…

Jiang Cheng sat on the sofa, looking expressionlessly at the old man sitting on the opposite sofa who was beginning to bend into a boomerang, Kagura's client, Uncle Kitagawa, who was in his fifties.

Kagura came over with tea and placed it in front of Uncle Beichuan, and then sat next to Jiang Cheng. Unlike Jiang Cheng, Kagura's face was somewhat solemn.

"That is to say, there has been a crack in your marriage with your wife recently, right?" Kagura spoke first, staring at Uncle Kitagawa with burning eyes.

"Yes...yes." Uncle Beichuan picked up the teacup with trembling hands, took a sip of tea, and then put it back.

"Is it such a serious situation?" Kagura crossed her hands and nodded, "That's really distressing. By the way, what happened to the relationship between you and your wife? Is it cheating? Is your wife cheating, Aru? !”

Just as Kagura finished speaking, Jiang Cheng hit her head with a fist.

"It hurts!"

"Are you an idiot?! How could you cheat at this age?" Jiang Cheng cursed in a low voice, "You have almost turned into a boomerang!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Beichuan opposite him, coughed twice, smiled and asked: "Well, this kid is not sensible, don't mind. Uncle Beichuan, right? So what exactly is going on? You and your wife What happened in between? Also, maybe it’s a little presumptuous to ask, how old are you and your wife?”

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