Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Ah, I...I am fifty-six years old..." Uncle Beichuan seemed to be a little leaky when he spoke, and his voice was a little weak, "My wife is also fifty-five years old..."

"So that's it." Jiang Cheng smiled and nodded, but his heart was not as relaxed as his face: [What a ghost! You are almost 60 years old and your married life is not harmonious? Do not make jokes! There is simply no way to start! ! 】

"Um, has your wife been unusual in anything lately, Aru?" Kagura asked aloud, "For example, she often leaves the house on the excuse of going on a business trip with the boss."

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng knocked Kagura on the head again.

But at this moment, Uncle Beichuan started sobbing.

Seeing Uncle Kitagawa's appearance, Jiang Cheng was shocked and murmured in disbelief: "Is it possible... is it possible that what Kagura-chan guessed is true..."

"No...no," Uncle Beichuan said while sobbing, his face full of grievances, "Actually, my wife has been acting very strange recently."

"It's weird? What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng asked next.

Just when Jiang Cheng asked, Uncle Beichuan started to squirm, a trace of embarrassment appeared on his wrinkled face, and said intermittently: "Actually, my wife... my wife has been so cold to me recently~ Good night Kiss, and things like this and that are gone~Ah~I’m so distressed~Uuuuuu~Have you entered the cold period? Do you no longer like me?"

As he spoke, Uncle Beichuan stretched out his index fingers with both hands and touched them together. He looked at Jiang Cheng with tears in his eyes, "Because, these and other behaviors are gone~ What on earth am I going to do, woo woo woo..." "

After listening, veins popped up on Jiang Cheng and Kagura's faces in perfect agreement.

"It doesn't matter at all!!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura shouted at the same time.

"Ah?! What do you mean it doesn't matter at all! Haven't you already accepted the commission?!" Uncle Beichuan shouted angrily, but as soon as he finished speaking, he began to breathe heavily and pointed at his chest with a painful look on his face, " Medicine… medicine…”

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng quickly stood up and helped Uncle Beichuan to the sofa, took out the medicine from his arms, poured two pills for Uncle Beichuan to take.

After doing all this, the pain on Uncle Beichuan's face gradually subsided.

"Huh~" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with lingering fear, "I almost committed intentional homicide..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura, who was still sitting on the sofa looking eager to try, and sighed softly and complained: "I asked you, can you accept some normal commissions? How to complete this kind of commission?"

"Brother, are you going to reject me, an uncle who is about to be buried?" Uncle Beichuan woke up and looked at Jiang Cheng with tears in his eyes again.

"Do you really think of yourself as an uncle?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and complained, "You are obviously an old man, right? We really don't know what to do when the marriage between the old man and the old lady is in crisis!"

"Ahhhhh!!" Uncle Beichuan howled again, "Today's young people really don't know how to respect the old and love the young at all. They only care about their own happiness and treat all the things of the elderly as if they don't matter. They are really sick. Society! Woo hoo hoo..."

"Don't say it's all this society's fault!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled.

"It's really disgusting for an old man to do this! Stop it quickly!"

"I really want to die, there is no joy in living at all!" Uncle Beichuan cried even more enthusiastically on the sofa.

"Hey! Kagura-chan, please say a few words about the commission you accepted!" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura, who was holding his hands and closing his eyes with a serious look on his face, as if he was deep in thought.

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Uncle Beichuan suddenly stopped crying. Jiang Cheng turned around and saw that Uncle Beichuan's face was blue with pain.

"Hey! Hold on, uncle!" Jiang Cheng quickly picked up the medicine bottle and poured out two capsules again, opened Uncle Beichuan's mouth and stuffed it in, and poured the tea in.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned Uncle Beichuan over and began to help him. A full two minutes passed before Uncle Beichuan slowly recovered.

"Huh~" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead again, "Old man, I think you are not coming to Wanshiwuwu, but to the hospital, right? Please, can you stop tormenting us? That's what you said This kind of distress doesn’t matter at all, right?”

"How could it not matter!" Uncle Beichuan turned around and retorted, "We are husband and wife! We must always be in love with each other, right?!"

"Think about your age." Jiang Cheng sighed heavily.

"No! I don't want to consider age at all!" Uncle Beichuan retorted with tears in his eyes, "I want to maintain that sticky relationship with my wife forever! I don't want to be like this anymore, I have lost the motivation to live!"

Looking at the old man who started crying again, Jiang Cheng saw several black lines on his forehead, while Kagura stood up quietly and tiptoed towards the door.

"Hey, where are you going?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura, who was almost reaching the door, expressionlessly, "Do you want to sneak away alone?"

"I just remembered that I ran out of vinegar kombu at home, so I wanted to go to the convenience store to buy some aru." Kagura turned around and explained, "I definitely didn't want to run away! Absolutely!"

"Do you think I believe it?!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and shouted, "Come here!"

Hearing the sound, Kagura turned away and spat softly, then reluctantly came over and sat down.

Looking at Uncle Beichuan who was still crying, Jiang Cheng sat down again, holding his forehead, and said somewhat speechlessly: "Although I did hear that the number of couples living in disharmony has increased recently, but..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Uncle Beichuan who was beating the sofa on the opposite sofa, "But he's too old! Hey, don't even think about running away again."

Kagura, who had just stood up, could only sit down again.

"Well, Mr. Beichuan, can you please stop first?" Jiang Cheng shouted helplessly.

But Uncle Beichuan cried even more as if on purpose.

"Hey!! Stop it!!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled, "How long will the trouble continue! We will help!"

"Really?" Uncle Beichuan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, sat up and looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Ah, really," Jiang Cheng responded impatiently, "Besides, let's talk about it first. This is the first time we have faced this situation. I can't say whether I can help you..."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he saw Uncle Beichuan crying again, but this time he cried out of emotion.

"Don't cry! If you cry any more, I'll have to call an ambulance!" Jiang Cheng shouted quickly.

"Uncle, do you really want to help this grandpa Aru?" Kagura turned her head and looked at Jiang Cheng who was a little crazy and asked.

"I have no choice but to do it." Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, "Speaking of which, aren't you responsible for the commission? Why do you act like it has nothing to do with you? Hey!"

"Because the married life of an old man and an old woman is an area that I have absolutely no experience in." Kagura answered without thinking.

"Don't make it sound like you've been in contact with me!"

"Then uncle, have you decided where to start, Aru?" Kagura asked again.

"I can't help it. It's better to ask the old woman downstairs about this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng replied helplessly, "Maybe someone of his age will have some good suggestions."

…

Denshi shop.

"Well, that's what happened." Jiang Cheng sat at the front desk, glanced at Uncle Beichuan who was squirming, and then looked at Granny Denshi standing at the counter, "Papa, do you have any suggestions?"

"Are you just waking me up for something like this?!" Granny Denshi shouted with her eyes rolled, "We are closed here during the day! Why do I have to listen to the old man complaining here?! Just stop it. Bastard!! All my beauty sleep was ruined!"

"After all, the only person I know who can be helpful and considerate is you, Granny Denshi." Jiang Cheng looked at Granny Denshi with a smile, his eyes full of tenderness.

"Stop that expression of yours, do you think I'm a little girl who doesn't understand anything?!" Mother-in-law Denshi cursed with her veins bursting, but then her tone calmed down, "Forget it, since you are sincere If you really want to beg me, I will be merciful and help you."

After saying that, Granny Denshi looked at Uncle Beichuan who was sitting in front of the counter and asked: "Hey, that old man over there, where is the trigger? What is the reason why your relationship with your wife has weakened? There should be something. Right?"

"I don't know..." Uncle Beichuan shook his head.

"How could you not know? This attitude is really irritating," Granny Denshi spat, "Men are like this, they don't notice anything, so they make women angry."

Uncle Beichuan was silent for a while, and then he said: "As we grow older, the feeling of heart pounding when looking directly at each other becomes less and less. By the time I discovered it, it was completely..."

As he spoke, Uncle Beichuan picked up the tea cup and took a sip. He frowned and complained: "She is so heartless."

"Wait a minute," Granny Denshi frowned and said, "I mean, what you just said seems to be saying that all the fault lies with your wife."

"Hey? Is there any?"

"I think so too. It's exactly like [all my faults are because my wife rejected me]." Jiang Cheng interjected.

"I also heard Aru." Kagura raised her hand and echoed.

"But we are husband and wife." Uncle Beichuan replied matter-of-factly.

"That's it!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura pointed at Uncle Kitagawa at the same time.

"What do you mean?" Uncle Beichuan was confused.

"You guy," Grandma Denshi crossed her hands and looked at Uncle Beichuan with a look of displeasure, "Why are you so sure that your wife likes you so naturally? Isn't it a little too much? Is it embarrassing?"

(There is one more chapter, a little later...)

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