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"Be humble, old man," Jiang Cheng shrugged and complained: "You weren't like this when you were young, right? Why are you like this now?"

"Remember it quickly!" Kagura encouraged, "That period of pure history Aru! Go back to the time when you were young and full of youth! Only in that way can your wife be attracted to you again and change her mind! "

"That's right." Grandma Dengshi also nodded.

"What to do?" Uncle Beichuan asked doubtfully.

"Don't worry! Although we don't know what the love life of this old man and the old lady is like, if it's the love in those green years, I know everything about it, Al!" Kagura patted her chest with confidence, " Don’t underestimate me, who is chasing bubble romance dramas every day!”

"No, your experience is of no use at all," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then looked at Uncle Beichuan again and said with a smile, "Remember? When you first dated, When you confessed your love for the first time! What you need to find now is that feeling! The feeling that makes you blush and your heart beats when you hold hands a little bit! The feeling that makes you feel dizzy just by looking at each other!"

"Hey, hey, hey?!" Uncle Beichuan waved his hand quickly, "No, no, no, I've forgotten it a long time ago. I've completely forgotten about the first date or something."

"So men are not attentive at all," Grandma Denshi exhaled a puff of smoke. "If you are a woman, you will definitely remember it very clearly."

"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng chuckled, then took out his phone from his pocket and shook it, "I can hire a genuine, innocent and virgin man to teach you."

So, ten minutes later, Yamazaki, who had been assigned a special task by Sougo, appeared in Toshi's shop.

"Your mission today is to help this old man regain his youthful feeling, that is to say, the feeling of his virginity!" Jiang Cheng patted the shoulder of Yamazaki who was stunned and had not yet reacted.

"Hey? Wait...hey?!" Yamazaki, who obviously hadn't figured out the situation yet, was holding his head in a frenzy, "Wait a minute! Didn't Captain Okita say it was an emergency mission?! Why is it so unclear? Mission?! Boss, tell me what’s going on now!”

"Ah, didn't I just make it clear to you?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then pointed at Uncle Beichuan again, "That means today you are going to turn him into a virgin again!"

"I don't understand it at all! Is it human body modification?!" Yamazaki went a little crazy, "The police also have a lot of work, boss, please don't embarrass me."

"Ah, don't worry about this. I've already agreed with your boss," Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone, "Look, that uncle has agreed."

Looking at the message from Mr. Matsudaira on Jiang Cheng's cell phone, "You just need to tell Kondo and the others about virginity." Use it however you like! If you accidentally kill him, it doesn't matter! Uncle, I'm fighting in the bar, so I won't talk any more! 】 Such news, Yamazaki's head is full of black lines.

"No! Why are you talking so lightly!" Yamazaki said frantically, "Is my life so worthless?! What on earth is that uncle thinking in his head!!"

"It's okay, this time it will be treated as a foreign assignment, and there is absolutely no danger. I just trained this old man to be a virgin!" Jiang Cheng comforted.

"Boss, can I choose to refuse?" Yamazaki asked weakly.

"That uncle said it doesn't matter even if he is killed." Jiang Cheng said with a smile and narrowed eyes.

Yamazaki: "..."

…

"I see, that's how it is. That's why you need an innocent young man like me..." After hearing what happened to Uncle Beichuan, Yamazaki nodded, but the next moment... "What a ghost! Why do you have to let me come?" !”

"Because you are a virgin." Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time without thinking.

After hearing this, two veins popped up on Yamazaki's face instantly: "Don't take it so naturally! By the way, isn't Shinya-kun a virgin too?! Why do you have to come to me?!"

"It is true that the new Eighteen is probably more suitable than you, but due to special reasons today, the New Eighteen cannot participate." Jiang Cheng explained, holding his hands, "So, I can only leave it to you! Cherry Saki-kun!" "

"Hey, don't give others names like that!!" Yamazaki shouted with a red face.

"Cherry River is left to you! Cherry Saki!" Kagura also patted Yamazaki on the shoulder.

"My name is Yamazaki! Can you please stop giving people that nickname? It would be terrible if readers see it!" Yamazaki shouted helplessly,

"So at times like this, it's more important to give full play to your strengths! Let readers see how serious you are!" Jiang Cheng encouraged, "Keep it up! Cherry Saki! Maybe you will become a popular character in one fell swoop. Oh! Don’t you want to ride on your nicotine vice president?!”

"Ah...this...this..." Yamazaki was obviously unable to resist, and his eyes began to dodge, "Can it really be okay for a person with no sense of existence like me? Can his popularity really skyrocket?"

"Ah, you can definitely do it!" Jiang Cheng looked into Yamazaki's eyes seriously, "As long as you work hard, I believe you can definitely do it! Don't give up! Cherry Saki-kun! And we will also help you on the side! "

"Then... let me try..." Yamazaki said awkwardly, rubbing the back of his head.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng secretly gave a thumbs up to Kagura beside him [Deception completed! 】

"Old man, this person is your teacher today! You must work hard! You must work hard for your wife!" Jiang Cheng looked at Mr. Beichuan aside and gave a thumbs up.

…

In front of a convenience store.

Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other hand as if thinking: "What is virginity? What are the daily manifestations of virginity? I thought about it for a long time, and finally..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng suddenly opened his eyes and pointed at the convenience store: "That's the adult magazine! When it comes to virginity, adult magazines are indispensable!"

"That makes sense, Aru!" Kagura crossed her hands and nodded, "The first thing that comes to mind when talking about virginity is adult magazines!"

"No! Why would you think of such a thing!" Yamazaki said frantically, "What is the structure of your brains?!"

Ignoring Yamazaki who was jumping on the spot, Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Kitagawa on the side: "Old man! Come on! Recall the feeling of being a virgin and buy your favorite adult magazine! Go!"

"Souyo! Come on! Grandpa!" Kagura also cheered.

"No need! Why do you have to do this kind of insignificant training!" Yamazaki complained crazily.

"I'm going..." Looking at the encouraging glances of Jiang Cheng and Kagura, Uncle Kitagawa walked slowly towards the convenience store on crutches.

"Hey!! He really went there!!" Yamazaki's whole body felt bad.

On the other side, Uncle Kitagawa slowly walked into the convenience store, walked directly to the bookshelf, glanced at the adult magazines lined up on the bookshelf, and picked up a mosaic book that read "Charming Mature/Female" The magazine with the cover walked slowly to the checkout counter and lined up behind the crowd.

"Cherry Saki-kun, have you noticed any problems?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki aside with a solemn expression, "That old man's problem is really serious."

"Indeed, it doesn't look like a virgin at all." Yamazaki nodded and analyzed, "A virgin would never buy adult magazines in that way!"

"As expected of a true virgin, you can see the problem right away," Jiang Cheng nodded in approval, "Then, when he comes out, please show me the correct way to do it! Please!"

"Huh?!" Yamazaki couldn't help but take a step back. He was about to refuse, but looking at Jiang Cheng's trusting eyes, he could only swallow his words of rejection again, scratched his head and said, "No...no way, then I can only come here. After all, as a police officer, people should also pay attention to their daily lives..."

"Be more confident, Cherry Saki-kun," Jiang Cheng smiled, "In this field, you are the well-deserved [male lead] in this work."

"Male... male lead?!" Yamazaki pointed at himself and said in disbelief, his tongue tied, "Really?! Is my character really that outstanding?!"

"Of course!" Jiang Cheng replied without thinking, and silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart: [Although it is the realm of virginity...]

"Yoshi! I can only be more energetic now!" Yamazaki said enthusiastically, clenching his fists.

At this time, Uncle Beichuan finished paying the bill with the adult magazine and walked out slowly.

Before Uncle Beichuan could approach, Yamazaki rushed forward, stood in front of Uncle Beichuan, and criticized sternly with a dark face: "No! There is nothing right about your behavior just now! It is completely different from virginity! You This is absolutely no way to buy virginity!”

"Huh? Really?" Uncle Beichuan said in surprise.

"Of course! What you are doing has nothing to do with virginity!" Yamazaki said seriously, "First of all! Why do you have to queue in front of the checkout counter of a young girl?! No! As virgins, we are virgins' allies. It’s the uncle at the cashier desk next to me!”

"Second! When you take out an adult magazine, cover it with an ordinary book!"

"Third! After purchasing, be sure to tuck it into your clothes! Try to sneak it out as much as possible! These are all basics, right?"

After listening to Yamazaki's words, Uncle Kitagawa murmured in disbelief: "Do you still have so many demands?! It's really not easy to be a virgin..."

"By the way, if it were me, I would put it in the basket as if I had taken it by mistake and put it in accidentally." Yamazaki raised an index finger and shook it, and said seriously, "You want to transform There are so many places! Cherry River!”

"I know! Master! I will work hard!" Uncle Beichuan bowed.

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