Maybe a Fake Gintama

second round.

The open space next to the river.

"As a virgin, which book should I choose in this situation?" Yamazaki asked as he sat cross-legged on the ground and pointed at the three books of different thicknesses placed in front of him.

Uncle Beichuan looked at the three books placed on the ground, which were a Jump, a graduation photo album, and an adult magazine that Uncle Beichuan had just bought from a convenience store.

After Uncle Kitagawa held his chin and pondered for a long time, he tentatively picked up the adult magazine and looked at Yamazaki who was sitting opposite him, and asked tentatively: "This?"

"No way!" Yamazaki stood up instantly, pointed at the graduation album on the ground and yelled, "In this case, I should choose the graduation album! Virginity is a must!!"

"Why?!!"

Jiang Cheng and Kagura on the side looked at this scene with squinted eyes and expressionless expressions.

Round three.

Yamazaki once again took out two photo albums of beautiful women and placed them on the open space for Uncle Kitagawa to choose. It is worth mentioning that one of the two photo albums is cute and the other is sexy.

This time, Uncle Beichuan became serious. He folded his hands and pondered for a long time before making a careful decision.

Looking at Uncle Kitagawa who picked up the sexy photo album with a confident look on his face, two veins suddenly appeared on Yamazaki's face: "In this situation, you must want both! At this time, you should be a little greedy! Cherry Sichuan!"

"Hey hey hey?!"

Jiang Cheng and Kagura on the side were still looking at the farce in front of them with squinted eyes and expressionless expressions.

"Uncle, virginity is really scary Aru." Kagura said expressionlessly.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng replied.

Round four.

The prop Yamazaki took out was a recorder, which he thought was accidentally left in the classroom after school by his favorite female classmate.

"This is the situation. You were left alone on duty, but you found the recorder of the girl you had a crush on next to her seat. In this situation, as a virgin, what would you do?!" Yamazaki asked seriously.

"Uh... put it back on the table for her?" Uncle Beichuan said tentatively.

Hearing this, Yamazaki shook his head and crossed his arms in front of his chest to make a big cross.

"No? Is that put back in her book pocket?"

"This is totally wrong! Of course this situation is ____________________!!!" Yamazaki shouted. (This space is left for readers to fill in.)

"Why?!"

"No, that's just a simple pervert." Kagura said expressionlessly.

"Indeed, he is completely abnormal." Jiang Cheng nodded expressionlessly.

After that, several more rounds were played, but Uncle Beichuan couldn't even answer a single question correctly.

Looking at the two panting people lying on the open space next to the river, Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and complained: "I always feel that Cherry Saki was a little too energetic today..."

"You must be the culprit." Kagura complained expressionlessly.

…

"Uncle, how are you?" Yamazaki sat up panting and looked at Uncle Kitagawa aside, "Have you regained your virginity?"

"It seems... not." Uncle Beichuan scratched his sparse head and grinned a few times in embarrassment.

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki lowered his head heavily and sighed, then looked up at Jiang Cheng who was silent on the side, and said feebly: "Boss, I have exhausted all my methods... I really can't help anymore. This is an uncle."

"Indeed, but you have worked hard enough." Jiang Cheng came over, patted Yamazaki's shoulder gently, and smiled gently, "No one will blame you."

"Boss..." Yamazaki sniffed, inexplicable tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes. Why do you say it is inexplicable, because even Jiang Cheng, the instigator, can't understand it.

"Well, keep working hard," Jiang Cheng continued, "Also, I would like to express my gratitude to you. Thanks to you, we can see your virgin soul that exudes incredible beauty."

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he secretly winked at the expressionless Kagura beside him. Kagura understood and stood expressionless and applauded.

Seeing this, Yamazaki was moved to tears.

…

"Well, uncle, we can only help here, and the rest we have to work hard on our own." Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Beichuan aside, pretending to be confident and encouraged: "I think You can definitely do it! You just have to believe in yourself!"

"That's right! Aru can definitely do it! There is nothing in this world that you can't get even if you try your best!" Kagura understood Jiang Cheng's routine and looked at Uncle Kitagawa with confident eyes, "Even if there is, I think you can do it, Aru! You don't have to worry about your wife who has been cold lately or something like that!!"

"You..." Uncle Beichuan's eyes were full of tears, and he said intermittently, "Thank you... thank you..."

"It's okay, we just did some trivial things. The key lies in your own efforts." Jiang Cheng always had a faint and humble smile on his face, "The rest is up to you, uncle."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng glared at Yamazaki who was about to say something.

Seeing this, Yamazaki could only swallow his words again.

Finally, under the grateful watch of Uncle Kitagawa, Jiang Cheng and Kagura dragged Yamazaki away slowly...

After a long time, Jiang Chengcai glanced behind him, then turned around and wiped the sweat from his forehead with some fear: "Huh~ It was so dangerous, I almost exposed my secret."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki aside and complained: "Hey, Cherry Saki, you almost caused a big mess just now. I finally succeeded in deceiving that uncle."

"Huh?!" Yamazaki stopped and looked at Jiangcheng and Kagura in surprise, "By the way, was this the plan of the two of you from the beginning?! All those fake words were just to fool that uncle. ?!"

"Of course," Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said with some disdain, "You can't complete any kind of commission, right? It's better to just do it hastily. It's just a matter of a couple who are almost sixty years old having relationship problems. My scalp goes numb just thinking about it.”

Kagura crossed her hands and nodded.

"I said you two went too far!" Yamazaki said angrily, "That uncle worked super hard today! He worked super hard to make his wife fall in love with him again! You guys are too bad, right?! Even if If you can’t help me much, you should at least give me some encouragement, right?!”

"No, didn't I encourage him well in the end?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"That can only be regarded as cheating!" Yamazaki shouted with rolled eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hands with a disapproving look on his face, "Also, your mission has been completed, go back quickly. Goodbye."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and started to leave. Kagura followed suit.

Seeing this, Yamazaki, who stayed where he was, could only curse Jiang Cheng in his heart, then turned around and left angrily.

…

"Well, little uncle," Kagura lowered her head and frowned slightly, "Did we...did we do something wrong, Aru?"

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said nonchalantly, "But we can't help much with this kind of thing. All we can do is give him some courage. And don't underestimate the old man. The relationship between him and the old woman, although sometimes there are quarrels and quarrels, but after decades of getting along, some things are even harder than diamonds and will not break so easily. I believe those two people will soon be together We will make peace. Stop thinking nonsense."

"Although I don't understand much, I seem to understand a little bit about Aru." Kagura raised her head, with a smile on her face, "Just like mommy and daddy, although they are always noisy in front of me and my idiot brother, but But he always kisses me behind my back, while we are sleeping..."

Before Kagura finished speaking, he felt a chill coming from Jiang Cheng on the side.

"Kagura-chan, the bald man should be pronounced as bald man instead of daddy. You must remember it clearly." Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and corrected with a smile on his face.

"oh……"

…

dusk.

Jiang Cheng sat at the counter of Denshi's shop, poured himself a glass of white wine, and drank it in one gulp.

"Yeah~ It's really refreshing to have a drink after work~" Jiang Chengha sighed with emotion as he closed his eyes.

"Yes, the rice will be more delicious after work!" Kagura said vaguely while holding the rice cooker and eating.

"You two are exactly the same." Granny Denshi looked at the old and the young in front of her and smiled helplessly, "So, how is it? It's about that old man."

"Everything that needs to be done has been done, and the rest is up to him." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "After all, young people still can't get too involved in the emotional life of the old man and the old lady."

Granny Denshi laughed, took a sip from the cigarette in her hand, and said no more.

But at this moment, the door of Denshi's shop was suddenly opened forcefully, and then Uncle Beichuan's cry came in.

Everyone was startled and looked towards the door, only to see Uncle Beichuan wearing a shiny wig and a white Elvis-style suit, standing at the door crying.

"Why? Why doesn't she like me again?" The tears on Uncle Beichuan's face did not stop, and he sobbed: "I have obviously worked super hard, and spent so much time and money. Isn't it so strange!"

"The weird thing is you, right?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "Why did it become like that? Why do you think it's okay to dress like that?!"

Uncle Beichuan wiped his tears, raised his head and explained: "Because didn't you tell me to go back to the past? Isn't this look the trend when we were young?"

"That's not what I meant at all!!" Jiang Cheng and Grandma Dengshi shouted at the same time.

"Then what exactly do you want me to do?" Uncle Beichuan howled again...

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