My Inseparable House Guests

Watching the aunt go out, Fang Ze picked up a silicone doll and threw it into Wen Bo's arms without saying a word.

"Aren't you fearless, come on, please start your performance."

"How did I know that the so-called girl would be a silicone doll." Wen Bo said, pinching the breast of the silicone doll in his arms, and then said, "It feels good in the hand, and I can actually pay back a hundred yuan a night. "

As Wen Bo was talking, seeing the eyes of Rui Ge'er and Fang Ze saying that I want you to perform the piston movement in person, he couldn't continue.

Rolling his eyes, Wen Bo saw Zhu Longlong who was trying to reduce his sense of existence, pointed at Zhu Longlong and said, "It's obviously not my fault today, it's all Pipilong's fault, he started it."

After Wen Bo finished speaking, he, Fang Ze and Rui Ge'er turned their attention to Zhu Longlong.

"I heard you row without oars."

"I heard that you don't need wind to sail."

"You said that your whole life depends on waves."

The three looked at Zhu Longlong seriously and said, "Now that the waves have turned, what should we do?"

"I, what about that?" Zhu Longlong knew that the blame had to be thrown out today, but who should throw it out to.

Have!

Pipiron snapped his fingers and said to the three of them, "I am also a victim. I was introduced by a friend. By the way, I am looking for my friend."

As Zhu Longlong said, he took out his mobile phone and started making calls. At this time, the aunt also took a small bag of snacks, four bottles of water and four condoms, and put them on the table for the four of them.

"It's fun to eat." The aunt's smile bathes people's hearts like a spring breeze, but if it weren't for the consideration that this aunt has a man like a steel tower, the four of them would have gone up to ask the unscrupulous boss to return my hard-earned money.

At this time, Zhu Longlong got through the phone, and Zhu Longlong quickly turned on the speakerphone so that everyone could hear the voice clearly.

After Zhu Longlong expressed his strong dissatisfaction and protests righteously to the bad friend on the other end of the phone, a slow voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Brother, it was you who said it in front of me. When we are in trouble, we share blessings. I thought to myself that I don't have any blessings to share with you recently, so this is not my brother. I was just cheated by someone a few days ago. Hurry up and pull you over to empathize with me, so that we can share the friendship between our brothers."

"After all, this pot is still yours."

"Brothers." Zhu Longlong hung up the phone, looked at the three roommates, waved his hand, and said, "Don't say anything, I'll be the assistant tonight, I'll be the transporter if you eat chicken, and you'll be the ass bound milk."

"That's the end?" Rui Ge'er looked at Zhu Longlong, as if he was not very satisfied with the compensation. He was looking forward to the cute girl sitting on his lap while driving and playing games. This style is so high. But now the girl has turned into a silicone doll. Putting this doll on her lap and playing games while kissing is called perversion.

"What do you want from me, what do you want from me, the chrysanthemum is so immature, please let it go." Zhu Longlong pretended to be pitiful and sang loudly, at this time a burst of musical accompaniment also sounded at the right time.

"Since when did you become a man with your own bgm?" Fang Ze looked at Zhu Longlong and asked strangely.

"That's right, where's the bgm?" Zhu Longlong himself felt very strange, but glanced at his hand, only to realize that it was his phone that rang.

Zhu Longlong quickly looked down at the phone, and found that it was a WeChat video call request, so he put his index finger on his lips, and made a gesture of silencing the other three.

He tapped his finger on the phone and connected.

"Hi, my wife." Zhu Longlong saluted the screen. With his honest and honest appearance, he seemed to be very reliable at first glance.

"Okay, stop pretending." In the video, a girl with short shoulder-length hair who looked a bit boyish but good-looking waved her hand.

He signaled Zhu Longlong not to pretend.

"Where are you now?" the girl asked.

"Reporting to my wife, I am exercising my nervous response ability, staying up all night and willpower in an Internet cafe, so as to prepare for my future sexual life."

"Is it really in an Internet cafe? Why doesn't it look like it to me?" Zhu Longlong's girlfriend saw the partition wall and felt that it didn't look like an Internet cafe.

"This is a private room." Zhu Longlong quickly scanned the four computers in the room with his mobile phone, proving that this is indeed an Internet cafe.

"This Internet cafe looks quite advanced."

"It's okay." Pipiron replied modestly.

"As for me, I don't mean anything else." The girl in the video clapped her hands and said, "It's just a surprise check, to see if you've spent too much time tonight."

"Always keep in mind my wife's teachings, don't go to places where there are many women, and don't watch scenes of men wrestling. Please rest assured to check." Zhu Longlong looked upright. If he hadn't been a roommate for four years and knew who he was, Fang Ze and the three of them would have been easily fooled by him.

But obviously Zhu Longlong's girlfriend knows Zhu Longlong better than Fang Ze.

"All right, all right, stop pretending." The girl looked at Zhu Longlong with disgust, "I don't know you yet, the more bad things you do, the more serious you are in front of me."

"Don't dare to be humble." Zhu Longlong lowered his head.

"Then you can play first, what time can you get up tomorrow."

"Three or four o'clock in the afternoon, what's wrong?" Zhu Longlong's heart skipped a beat, feeling that something bad was about to happen.

"Okay, I see. Then I will book a train ticket at noon tomorrow, and I will arrive at Haiping at around five o'clock. You will pick me up at the train station."

"No problem." Zhu Longlong first agreed straightforwardly, and then felt something was wrong.

Why do you have to come by train all of a sudden?

"Honey, you don't have class tomorrow?" Zhu Longlong asked.

"Yes." The short-haired girl said while lowering her head and fiddling with her fingernails, "But my husband needs to rely on inflatable dolls to comfort himself now. If I don't come here again, won't my status at home in the future be greater than that of a masturbation cup?" low."

Only then did Zhu Longlong remember that there were still four silicone dolls on the ground!

When he scanned the four computers with his mobile phone just now, he also scanned the silicone doll on the ground.

Although Zhu Longlong's girlfriend can't tell the difference between the inflatable doll and the silicone doll, the uses of both can be understood at a glance.

"Wife, listen to my explanation!" Zhu Longlong was about to explain with a mournful face.

"I have to explain it in person when I arrive tomorrow." The short-haired girl shook her hair and said, "Remember tomorrow, don't oversleep."

After Zhu Longlong's girlfriend finished speaking, she hung up the video call, leaving only Zhu Longlong who had a premonition that a disaster was imminent.

"Ahem." The other three looked at Zhu Longlong who was heartbroken, and coughed together tacitly. After all, they had heard the legend about Zhu Longlong's girlfriend, she was a strange woman.

Fang Ze patted Zhu Longlong's shoulder embarrassingly, "Brother, my condolences will change."

As soon as Fang Ze's voice fell, his cell phone on the table rang. Fang Ze picked it up and saw that it was a penguin video request.

Remarks from the other party's Penguin, my little scorpion!