My Inseparable House Guests

The way of heaven is reincarnation, and heaven spares your sister.

Fang Ze saw the video call request, and in order to avoid the same tragedy as Zhu Longlong, he quickly waved to his roommate to hide the inflatable doll.

But where can it be hidden in such a big place?

In just a few seconds, the four of them suddenly burst out with unprecedented wisdom, and directly lifted the four small computer tables together. The four of them basically stood back to back, and then sat on the silicone doll as a bench. under the body.

In this case, although there is no way to completely hide the silicone doll, as long as Fang Ze doesn't shoot the phone from top to bottom on his own, he won't be able to see the silicone doll if he just shoots flat.

After tidying up everything, Fang Ze connected to the video before Lin Xiaoxin canceled the video request.

"Crackling." Lin Xiaoxin appeared in the camera while eating potato chips. Fang Ze blocked all the camera images with most of his body, then waved to Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Why, I suddenly remembered to Chagang."

"No way." Lin Xiaoxin frowned and said, "I have something to tell you."

"Then I would have misunderstood it." Fang Ze rubbed the back of his head and smirked like a fool.

"I'm too lazy to check your post. I have confidence in your appearance."

"It's a blow." In order to look more natural, Fang Ze leaned his phone against the computer screen, so that the camera would be obliquely upward, and Fang Ze's face could be seen, but the image below could not be seen.

"Where are you?" Lin Xiaoxin saw behind Fang Ze and next to her roommates who were pretending to be serious about playing games.

"In the private room of the Internet cafe, isn't this the end of the defense, so come here and relax."

"All night."

"Yeah." Fang Ze nodded.

"Remember not to eat instant noodles that night, and see if there is a 24-hour convenience store nearby to buy some porridge." Lin Xiaoxin said to Fang Ze, "Also, don't drink coffee and Red Bull, drink some light tea or Milk, it’s best to take some vitamins right now.”

"Enn, I understand." Fang Ze nodded quickly.

"By the way, keep warm. It's cold at night, so don't get frozen."

"Don't worry, it's not once or twice, how can I have no experience."

"Your experience is that you can stay up for twelve hours today, and you want to stay up for twenty-four hours next time." Lin Xiaoxin looked at the other three roommates who were crowded with Fang Ze, and then whispered, "If the roommates If you smoke, remember to open the windows."

Although Lin Xiaoxin spoke in a low voice, the other three roommates were just pretending to be playing games. There was no sound in the earphones, so they heard Lin Xiaoxin's words.

Wenbo had already torn open a pack of cigarettes. Hearing what Lin Xiaoxin said, he hesitated for a while and stuffed back the half smoked cigarette. Then he coughed twice, signaling Fang Ze to end the dog food distribution activity quickly, hurry up play games.

After all, it is not comfortable for four people to be crowded like this.

What's more, there is still a silicone doll sitting underneath, and the irregular silicone pad is under the butt.

So Fang Ze hurriedly asked, "By the way, Xiaoxin, you said you had something to tell me earlier, didn't you?"

"Almost forgot." Lin Xiaoxin stuffed a mouthful of potato chips into her mouth, then chewed them into pieces as fast as she could, and said in a slightly vague voice while eating, "I have a social practice this week, so I can't come to accompany you. is you."

"How about I go find you?" Fang Ze asked.

"You don't need to come here." Lin Xiaoxin said, "I'm not at school on weekends, I have to go out with the teacher, but I don't have classes from Monday to Wednesday this week."

As Lin Xiaoxin said, she compared a pair of rabbit ears on her head with her fingers, "I'll come and find you when the time comes."

"Okay." Fang Ze nodded in agreement, and then said to Lin Xiaoxin, "I'll come pick you up then."

Although there will be guests who don't know their identities this week,

However, Fang Ze still agrees first. If it is a kind and harmless kind, Fang Ze can entrust the guest to Xiao Hei or Lao Bo who stayed behind, as long as they do not leave within a hundred meters.

If it is a little dangerous, we will see how to deal with it at that time.

After finishing their business, the two said a few more words, just when Fang Ze was about to hang up the video call, Lin Xiaoxin suddenly pointed to something on Fang Ze's table and asked, "That, seems to be something inappropriate for children?"

Something inappropriate for children.

Fang Ze was taken aback when he heard Lin Xiaoxin's words, and suddenly thought of it.

The condoms given to the four by the aunt in the Internet cafe are still on the table!

Fang Ze looked in the direction of Lin Xiaoxin's finger, and he found the condom given to the four by his aunt.

Selling Mapi!

It’s fine if you get a silicone doll, and a condom is also included as a bonus!

Fang Ze broke out in a cold sweat.

The other three roommates straightened their bodies for a while when they heard Lin Xiaoxin's words.

Of course they wouldn't feel nervous about Fang Ze, they were waiting for how Fang Ze would turn over, it was a good joke!

But who is Fang Ze?

An old driver who brakes with his feet.

Immediately thinking about it, he immediately took the small condom packaging bag calmly, and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "This, this is a balloon. Didn't you blow it up when you were young? It's so big."

"You're so tall." Lin Xiaoxin flicked her ponytails, looked at Fang Ze and said, "Do you think I'm stupid or you are stupid."

"Hey, are you kidding me?" After Fang Ze finished speaking, he immediately changed his clothes and said to Lin Xiaoxin in the video with a mysterious expression, "Let me tell you, this thing has more than just the effect you imagined. , it can also ward off evil spirits."

"Exorcism?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze with a black face, thinking that her boyfriend was stupid because he couldn't find a good excuse, and all the words about evil came out.

But Fang Ze didn't panic at this time, took out his wallet, put the condom in his wallet, and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "Recently I have been losing in games, so I bought a condom and put it in the wallet to ward off evil spirits." , I took it out when I told my roommate just now."

While Fang Zeze was talking, he typed the sentence "Condoms in the wallet to ward off evil" on the computer, clicked search, and showed Lin Xiaoxin the search page.

"Look for yourself, I didn't lie to you, this really has the function of warding off evil spirits."

Lin Xiaoxin casually glanced at the search results page, and sure enough there was a saying that condoms ward off evil spirits, so she didn't care, yawned, and then said to Fang Ze, "You men are more superstitious than our women's cosmetics."

"Drowsy, want to sleep, you remember to sleep more after staying up all night tomorrow, and I will sleep in a while."

"Good night, baby." Fang Ze blew a kiss to Lin Xiaoxin, and Lin Xiaoxin made a kiss out of thin air, and then hung up the video.