My Pet Human Got Kidnapped by a Wild Human

What happened in Abby quickly got to Robert’s and Henry’s ears, and it was also widely spread among the common folks–

Gossip was always eye-catching. Robert took away countless young girls for years but never had any offspring. People have long suspected he was sterile and suddenly had a grown-up son!

「I told you it was a waste of time to spread misinformation about the dragonmaw’s appearance.  」Henry said 「The moment he performs a miracle, people will believe he is the god’s envoy. And now look, he turned the table around and used you.」

「I am just adding fuel to the fire, Henry. Whenever people of Abby and Klein hear someone with black hair and green eyes, I would be the first to come into their minds. Thus they prefer the “White hair and black skin” version of the Dragonmaw story, and the god’s envoy ought to be somewhat different. And now, Slair claims to be my son, isn’t that much more beneficial to use than being an envoy?」 Robert grinned and squeezed his maid’s thigh,「The son should listen to his father. As for the miracles, stealing the dragon’s artifact from me will be a reasonable explanation.」

「You always find a way out.」 Henry grunted and drew his sword. 「 At this point of the conversion, this maid must be killed, right?」

「Not so fast.」 Robert picked up that stunned girl, 「Her fate is determined. She will serve me during my bath, and then I will take care of her.」

Soon, Slair found an open letter from Robert to his “son” pasted on all streets in Abby, big or small. In summary, he was angry that Slair was being ungrateful and using his name to cause trouble in other people’s cities. He ordered Slair to return his dragon artifacts and asked other city lords to catch this ungrateful son at all cost.

Since Robert pretended to write a letter to his son, the name 「Slair」could not appear in this letter. He did not know what pseudonym Slair was using, so he used the term “ungrateful son” instead. He thought to himself,  the filial piety and bloodline are so important here, and the city lords of Abby were all on good terms with him, no way Slair would get away this time, nor would Grieve.

「Slair,」Grieve held a copy of Robert’s letter, feeling upset,「You are supposed to be a respectable envoy, but in order to save us, you called that man your father and getting treated like this… 」

「Isn’t that interesting?」Slair laughed at the letter,「 He admitted it! Hahahahahaha! That’s so funny! Let me write a letter back to him!」

He picked up a pen with great excitement and wrote quickly:

「O, Robert, my father, you have no idea how much I hated you. You are a treacherous villain; I should never trust a word out of your mouth! You were the one who told me that you were the owner of the golden house, and that lady took it from you. We agreed that if I destroyed that golden house and insulted that woman, you would disown me and stop binding me as a father! I hate you, and I hated you so much that I went against my conscience and did it. Now I have fulfilled my part of the deal, and you have gone so far as to seize the last heirloom mother left to me!」

「O ye, O ye. Have you wondered how Robert holds so many dragon artifacts? How is he worthy of these things? Now I can give you the answer because I can’t hold it anymore. Even if he breaks this part of the promise, I accomplished mine, and I will no longer see Robert as my father but as a murderer who killed my mother. Those treasures did not belong to him!」

「My mother’s family has guarded a carriage for generations, the very one I am using right now. The space inside is much larger than it looks from the outside, and it holds countless dragon treasures. However, those were not treasures of men but the property of dragons. They entrusted their artifacts to my mother’s family, and the carriage was the only treasure that belonged to my mother. It was the reward from the dragons. Robert deceived my mother, stole the treasures from the carriage while my mother was in labor, and seriously injured my mother! He never did anything a father would do, nor did he want to acknowledge my existence. Ask him, what’s your son’s name – If you read his letter, you would know that he had no clue! He didn’t know the name my mother had given me! The wounds on his body were the result of stealing from the dragons, and my mother left the world early because of him!」

「Now, with this letter, I want to tell you. ROBERT, I will inherit the responsibility my mother gave me and take back what is not yours. I also want to average my mother’s death.」

「I should have left my name at the end of the letter, but it was also a treasure from my mother, and I still don’t want to tell you. So, Goodbye.」

Then, Slair found a stone slab, slapped the letter on it, and attached some magic. The ink was clearly imprinted on the slab following Slair’s magical guidance.

『Dad! Dad! Carve something for me! I want to make many copies of this and have phile pass them out!』

『All right, no problem!』

Alex happily transformed his claws and carved Slair’s handwriting on the slate. The words on the slate were inverted, and he did not recognize the contents. However, the blue dragon suddenly felt furious when he “Pa” snapped that thing on the paper and glanced at the printed content.

Robert, that bastard! He has no right to let Slair baby call him father repeatedly!

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【Tree Hollow】I found an interesting wild human and wanted to have a one-night stand with him, but it turned out he was useless.

Eh, for work reasons, I had to stay in the wild-human preservation. My roleplay character had a high chance of being chosen, and today the opportunity came! I was so excited! But when I look at that part of his body… Candle…

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… I think I am seeing a criminal here? Forcing wild humans to have sex. Plus, it was during his working hours!

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Police officers, this is the dragon!

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@FeelsLikeFlying @ShinyGoldBlingBling

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Wait! OP didn’t break the law! Hey, LISTEN! This is my JOB! It just happened that my work and my hobby overlapped!

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I don’t think we should believe op.

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Alright, since you don’t believe me, I would leak some fierce news within the scope of permission. So, we were investigating the dragon items, and we found a suspect, a re-wild Jadeite. However, he was already a city lord, an important position among wild humans. We got the order from above, and they want the investigation to go as quietly as possible. The city lord rarely had any male servants around, only maids, and he got wandering hands around those girls. None of my female teammates wanted to go, so I bravely volunteered! It just happened I got level 10 Human Transfiguration, and changing my appearance and gender was no problem at all.

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Wait a minute… So it was not Dragon X Man but Man X Dragons, so no female dragons would like to go. Op has this special hobby and skill, so he volunteered… Worshiping Op. Although this was OP’s hobby, it sounds like the job requires a lot of sacrifices.

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Don’t worry. To me, it feels like collecting cards! Today that dude chatted about some unspeakable things with his friend, and I was the one listening… Uh, speaking of which. This was about Slair! Since Slair was also a Jadeite and to the wild humans, they looked alike. So Slair claimed to be his son, and the city lord tried to use it to catch Slair.

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What! Little angel Slair! Will my little angel be in danger?

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AHAHAH Slair! It has been so long since we got news about him!

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What a piece of trash trying to catch Slair!

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Don’t worry. It was a mistake made by the city lord’s mistake. He did not have offspring for many years, and the folk suspect he… oh, there was no more suspension. He was a waste, which means “Slair” would be his only son. No matter what he said, others didn’t want to get involved with his family problems. That was his ONLY “son” if they injured his son. Who knew if he would go crazy and seek revenge…I mean, Slair was not his kid HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I don’t understand. So Slair was not in danger?

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Wait, I am getting off-topic. So I acted as a maid, and after the city lord finished his unspeakable conversation, he asked me to help him take a bath. Back then, I was like, HAHAHAHAHA, Finally! Finally! I was acting so cute, and he also pinched my thighs several times. I wouldn’t believe that he doesn’t want me HAHAHAHAHA! Then we went to the bathhouse, he took off his clothes, and I cried… Wasted….

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I feel like it was a good thing… This city lord did not sound charming at all…

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No matter what, Op tried to sleep with him, right…? Op, you are a male dragon how about you sleep with him… Oh wait, that was against the work policy.

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Yeah. Anyway, I was so sad and so out of character. The city lord was furious when he saw my expression. Although he was planning on killing me after the bath, he was so angry with me and decided to kill me right at the spot.

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Wait…Kill?Wh.Why?! Ain’t you a maid??? If there was a real maid did that mean she was dead for real?!

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The wild human world is so scary…

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I mentioned above their conversation could not be leaked. The city lord didn’t want others to know about his body problem, but at the same time, he wanted to be served. So the solution he came up with was to have people serve him and then kill them… It was inhuman, but that’s how things work among wild humans, and we, as dragons, could not intervene.

Eh…Since he killed me ahead of time, I was not prepared for it, and my neck got hit by his sword… Ofc I am fine, but his sword broke in two pieces… I was so afraid back then, and I was so afraid of losing my job!

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So… Op blew his cover?

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Exposed…

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Poor OP. How would you solve the situation?

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I saw Alex at that exact moment! He transfigured into a bird… not a very successful transfiguration tbh. However, he said he came as a messenger, and the Wild Human Protection Act did not say dragons can’t be messengers. He was holding Slair’s letter to the lord… a letter carved on a stone slab… with a toss… that city lord was knocked out.

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Hey, this is a “Real” crime, right?

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As Alex and I discussed the problem, my application for emergency processing privileges got approved. My original plan was to knock him unconscious and use magic to do a little brainwashing if it was necessary. Alex saw what happened, so his behavior could be considered “legal”.

In fact, that city lord’s mental health was not stable in the first place… I abandoned my identity and fled back to the squad. That human city lord probably thought I smashed him and escaped. I don’t know what happened next, and my squad is quarreling over who will take the hot potato…

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After I read this post, I found my humans were extra cute…

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Same… I am going to give my human extra meals!

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=0=, Do not discuss work-related topics on the forum because some extreme cases would lead to misinformation on the entire wild human population. This post is locked.

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Mark before locked >w<

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