My Pet Human Got Kidnapped by a Wild Human

『Alex,』Rhett asked the blue dragon worriedly, 『Did that count as we break wild human public property?』 

『I guess it does… also they may charge us with damaging wild human psychological health. However, since the enforcement team didn’t show up, maybe they missed it.』

『En. But wild humans are so interesting… How should I put it… They were doughty… Although their bodies are fragile and can’t threaten our lives. When we got caught like that, it really made me feel like a criminal… 』

『Does that mean you finally realize your situation, Rhett?』Alex smiled and embraced him, 『We are here as prisoners. His Majesty stated that we should learn everything as soon as possible. We can’t just wing it like before, and if I was not around, were you planning to take off your clothes and bathe with those humans?』

『I was worried about Slair, and I would never bathe with them!』Rhett said, 『But back there…We did save by Slair, right?』

With a move of fingers, the extra moisture left the blue dragon’s body, and Rhett didn’t even need to move his fingers; the fire dragon’s body automatically evaporated the water.  When they got dressed and opened the bathroom door, they secretly gestured toward Slair to cheer him up.

The dad’s encouragement made Slair blush a little. He might never be as bold as they imagine.

After the battle with ore crabs, Grieve was covered in dirt. Coincidentally, those orb crabs rolled into the golden house; they took advantage of the chaos and brought their kids home. The city lord’s wife didn’t care about the broken pieces of the golden house, so the townsfolk secretly stole them away. However, those were not important to Slair. He was sitting in hot water prepared by his dads, watching Grieve’s clothes fall off his body one by one and showing his muscular body. Grieve used the water outside the tub to clean his hands and feet; as he wanted to deal with the dirt on his head, he saw Slair walking toward him.

「Since dad and daddy were here, and elements are very active right now,」Slair said,「Even in my current state, I could feel a lot of the activity. Grieve, since you helped me bathe last time, let me help you wash your hair.」

「Ah? But, it’s dirty…」

「Grieve, I was the reason why you are like this. You met the crabs because you saw the marks I left.」He reached his hand toward the wooden tub, and the water seemed to be attracted by something and slowly moved upwards, but soon it fell back.

「Ummm, I do have enough mana… Let me think, the spell for water… Waterler… no, Waterlai!」

The water in the tub stirred like it was boiling, then a water ball floated out of it, attached to Slair’s hand, and turned into a pair of thick-transparent gloves.

「Come on!」 Slair looked at Grieve excitedly.

Grieve couldn’t resist Slair. So he wiped his face, followed Slair’s instructions, and laid on his lap. Slair’s delicate fingers touched his scalp along with the hot water, he gently washed the dirt off his head. The water circulated slowly around Slair’s finger like a gentle caress. A small wooden bucket was placed at Slair’s feet, and when the water was dirty, Slair would replace it with another water ball.

It has been days since Grieve took that blue potion,and he could guess the effect of that potion- to make some body parts not perform properly. He hadn’t got a morning wood since then, but he was not too anxious about it. Since it was the antidote to that stimulant potion, it must have its expiration date. At least for now, he would like to keep it that way before he lost control of himself again and developed a terrible desire for Slair.

「Come, Grieve, turn around and face me.」 Slair gently poked at Grieve’s shoulder and Grieve turned around. He was facing toward Slair’s lap and now his belly. Slair had a long strand of black hair hanging in the front. Since his body was wet, that strand of hair tightly clung to his belly. The water dripped along his body line and slowly disappeared between his legs.

「Close your eyes, it’s time to wash your face~」

Grieve closed his eyes in a hurry. The potion’s effect had yet dissipated, but his heart was beating so fast. Slair’s hand, like a butterfly dancing on leaves, caressed through his eyes, swept over his nose, brushed his cheeks, and gently stopped on his lips. After a while, that pair of hands began to scratch his chin.

Very comfortable.

Grieve did not know how to describe the feeling from the bottom of his heart. It was not a lusting desire, but something sweeter than that. It was like wine, like tea, like the honey he stole from the kitchen when he was a kid, like songs his parents used to sing to him, like the sword handed by his teacher, like the joyful roar shared with his friends after defeating a strong enemy.

「You only need to close it for a little bit, Grieve. Are you going to sleep here tonight?」 Slair said with a smile.

「Ah, sorry.」Grieve jumped up and straightened his body,「Let, I can take over from there.」

「Didn’t we say bathe together?」Slair blinked his eyes innocently and dragged Grieve into the larger bathtub,「I want Grieve to rub my back. I was on ore crab’s back for so long, its tail tightly wrapped around my waist, and felt like they try to break it..」

「I’ll give you a rub.」Grieve said instantly.

When his hands landed on Slair’s waist. His heartbeats increased again. He felt there was something that hooked his heart tightly.

O, Dragon God, he cried out in his heart, tell me, what was it?

【When the three consuls was still baby dragons】

Dragon forums -> Gossip Zone ->No Taboo

【Tree Hollow】I knew it was a trap, but I still stepped on it.

I am a human chef, and I am proud of it. But I don’t know why people think I am good at caring for baby dragons. Maybe because I had raised many humans over time? But humans are very different from baby dragons!

A while back, there was a dreadful dragon couple who want to spend some two-dragon world but also worried about that young dragon. So they thought out a sinister plot! They taught their young kid HUMAN TRANSFORMATION! SHIT!! When a cute baby with silver hair and purple eyes was placed in front of me, even though he was a little heavier, even though I knew it was a normal baby silver dragon in its core, as a human chef how could I say no to it !!!!

Look! How Cute!

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Look how moe when he tited his head! Without thinking, I stepped into their trap! From then on, I fell into the abyss!

№.0☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling☆☆☆

I know this is His Majesty but I still have to say– You deserve it.

№.1 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Big Brother +1

№.2 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

The first floor always tells the truth

№.3 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

But His Majesty, what do you mean abyss? It is just a moe, cute little dragon, and he even turn into human form just the way you like it. What’s all the fuss? I mean its easier to raise a baby dragon than a human, right?

№.4 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

The reason s that the damned couple told the kid– Once you are sure His Majesty will not toss  you out, then you can do whatever you want. Ture, at the first couple days I am very happy, and the pictures are the evidence: [Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif][Gif]

№.5 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Wait a second, Your Majesty, the number of gifs is a bit much.

№.6 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

After spending a couple day in heaven! That little brat! He turned back into a baby dragon! And NEVER turn into a human again QAQ !!!

№.7 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

He is still a baby, casting human transformation all the time must be a burden on his body, right?

№.8 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

I know, but even he shapeshift once a while will satisfy me QAQ. But what that little brat did was playing with my gold coins, digging my cave, disrupting my collections and STEALING PET SNACKS! He even froze my human into an ice sculpture. AHAHAHAHAHAH,the good thing was I found it in time or it will end in tragedy.

№.9 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Lifted my head and look at the fifth floor… What a quiet good boy…

№.10 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Well…Baby dragon…

№.11 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Your Majesty, you still prefer humans. But baby dragons are always more important than your pets.

№.12 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Upstairs, human can’t freeze a baby dragon into an ice sculpture. As someone raises pet, I sympathize with your. This kid… eh… based on average dragon behavior… he was not that bear1 hahahahhahahahaha (Recalling my own childhood memory)

№.13 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Who said that! When I was a kid, every dragon who encountered me would call me a good kid! I never bring my parents any trouble!

№.14 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Your Majesty, are you trying to improve your personal image by making up some childhood stories? Not many dragons saw your childhood. And you were obviously raised by your grandfather.

№.15 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Ah, let’s move on. Anyway, this kid is very bear. But since I have raised him for a few days, and he was still a baby dragon, I really don’t want to throw him out. Even he always gave me the look 「You are SB 2.」But this was not the end of it… I could not isolate a baby dragon, so took him out to play with nearby baby dragons… then… Trouble X3 began…

№.16 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Eh…Does that mean he make two friends?

№.17 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

That’s right! He used his soft voice to ask me if I could take his two friends home. As a kind-hearted dragon loves baby dragons, ofc I said yes on the spot.

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№.18 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Your Majesty, you just thought it was moe.

№.19 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

His two friends are quite distinctive in their own ways. One of them looked like a black dragon, his ancestors are all sort of color dragons but none of them is black. Since there were too many colors in the blood line, at his generation they all mixed up and turned into black. The father thought the mother had cheated on him but the brilliant me solved the mystery by holding the new born dragon under the sunlight, and his scales reflected a beautiful rainbow! It successfully proved his lineage! However, this was the first time he came to my place without his parents… I never thought he could be that bear!

And the other one, a mix of green and gold dragon, that color is like a spring bud, cute as hell.

But then I regretted QAQ. I have been constantly giving my human emergency first aid… The first game that dreadful silver dragon taught them was how to steal humans from me, and tried to throw them off high cliff, toss into the fire, feed them to rocky beasts,etc…

I am too tired to love again.。

№.20 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

What should I say… Your Majesty, you should isolate them from humans! The curiosity of a baby dragon can be very destructive, and every dragon parent should know not to place anything too fragile within their reach.

№.21 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

But I am raising so many humans! And you think I didn’t try to isolate them? I underestimated that baby dragon! He is a magic genius! I didn’t dare to cast advanced magic for fear of hurting humans, but that brat, he was so good at disarming my magic… Anyway, no one will believe me unless they see it with their own eyes… My poor humans, when that dreadful, irresponsible couple comes back, I’ll make sure they pay for a full set of psychological counseling for all my humans!

№.22 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Think about it… A baby dragon knows human transformation… Pat pat His Majesty.

№.23 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

…(Skipping many floors)

HAHAHAHAHAHA I am FREE!! FREEEEE! FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I couldn’t help but feel a little sad… What’s wrong with me…

All my humans survived! Magnificent me!

№.161 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Masochism

№.162 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

…(Skipping many floors)

My entire dragon is not good

№.1023 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

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Hey, Your Majesty? What’s the sudden bump on this post?

№.1024 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Yesterday, I went to give a speech at a school, and met the three freshmen representatives. You would not believe it ! They were that three little brats… HELP! The moment I saw them, my tail went all soft and trembling… Did you know what they did? They looked at me with admiration! You BRATS ! Did you forget how you tormented me before?! 

№.1025 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

It’s that a good thing? Baby dragons would grow!

№.1026 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

True… The humans that survived back then had turned into graves, their descendants are now thriving in my house… I tell them the story of how I fought for their ancestors against the Xionghaizi.

№.1027 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Since they were the freshman representatives, they must be powerful young dragons. Your Majesty, please stop calling them Xionghaizi.

№.1028 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

That’s right. Your Majesty, did you think all the dragons that had witnessed your childhood were dead? But I am still alive HeheheheHahahahaha. I could still vividly recall that time you stole my golden cane to stab your Grandfather’s chrysanthemum 3

№.1029 ☆☆☆ Gafford☆☆☆

OAO What have I waitress! Your Majesty, why would your do such thing to your grandfather! Too hardcore!

№.1030 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Your Majesry! You!

№.1031 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

You even put your grandfather’s tail in the tea I was about to drink, and I lost a tooth because of it. You also draw a picture of your grandfather picking his nose and post it at the entrance of the Elder’s court. Fortunately, your grandfather didn’t raise any pets, or they would long die under your claws.

№.1032 ☆☆☆ Gafford☆☆☆

… Elder Gafford, I was wrong. I swear I could explain all of this! I was a good child dragon, please do not believe his one-sided words.

№.1033 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

We see through you, Your Majesty!№.1034 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

As I said, baby dragons all act like that.

№.1035 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Ah, Your Majesty said that are Xionghaizi today, mayhaps one day they would become his right-hand men, making sure Your Majesty was doing your work, processing documents. 

№.1036 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Smh,, those brats? Nah, it’s impossible.

№.1037 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Your Majesty, please don’t jump into conclusions, Didn’t you say they are freshman representatives? You also said that the little silver dragon is a magical genius! So it is possible! They are obviously good dragons worth your attention.

№.1038 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

The probability of this kind of thing is too low hahaha

№.1039 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

…(Skipping many floors)

Your Majesty? Your Majesty?

№.2018 ☆☆☆ Gafford☆☆☆

Why are you bumping this post! It’s three hundred years old and I’ve locked it!

№.2019 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Ah, I unlocked it. Anyway, do you think the three new consuls will browse the forum?

№.2020 ☆☆☆ Gafford☆☆☆

OH… Look what I found…

№.2021 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

Mark the post with my life…

№.2022 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

I feel like I saw His Majesty’s suicidal comments…

№.2023 ☆☆☆ = = ☆☆☆

NO DRAGONS LOVE ME! HUMANS ARE THE BEST! RE-LOCKED! GOODBYE!

№.2024 ☆☆☆ ShinyGoldBlingBling ☆☆☆

Footnotes

Xionghaizi 熊孩子(Bear Kid): A northern Chinese slang for “Unlucky child”, the term was nature and simple means the kid is naughty. 熊 Bear -> Naughty, unlucky, bring misfortune, annoying. SB 傻逼: IdiotChrysanthemum 菊花: Chinese slang for butthole :) because they look alike.