Number One Ugly Husband

68. Get Out! (2)

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

 “I know it must be you, you son of bitch, could you stay normal? Trick me one more time, I’ll breach my promise and return later than 2 days.”

As soon as the final vowel of his words fell, the sack jumped back to him.

Bao Ye pounced and grasped it, “Got you, you bastard, do you still want to run?”

Dongling Ce was watching him with the mirror, he chuckled slightly at his words.

On that moment, Bao Ye heard some footsteps. He looked up and saw a dozen of ugly semi-devils holding a thick trunk walking towards him.

He looked around and found that he had entered the forest in chasing the sack.

The semi-devils saw Bao Ye too. Noticing that he was not wet with the rain, they all became vigilant. “Are you a semi-devil?” The male semi-devil who led the others asked him in the language of semi-devils.

Bao Ye was stunned for a second and realized why he was recognized as a semi-devil.

The ordinary semi-devils were all ugly. As a dozen of monsters in front of Bao Ye, some are born with huge teeth, some bore black hard shells on their skin, some only owned 3 fingers with dark and sharp fingertips—nobody looked normal. Thus, when they saw Bao Ye’s black pustules covered face, they thought him a semi-devil, too.

Bao Ye kept silent and the male semi-devil suddenly became serious, “Speak.”

The semi-devils knew how to speak the language of semi-devils.

Noticing that the semi-devils put down the giant trunk and seemed to fight him, he spoke in a hurry, “Yes, I am a semi-devil, I lived in the north of the forest. I was blown here by the high wind days ago.”

He spoke fluent semi-devil language and relieved all the tensions around him.

This also surprised Dongling Ce, who was spying Bao Ye through the mirror. What he didn’t know was when the slavery was abolished 30 years later, the semi-devils and goblins and human traded among each other and the intermarriage was approved.

As an officer at the Ministry of Gods Affairs, Bao Ye always traveled around the Upper, Middle and Lower World, lacking the language skills meant more challenges in the work, so he learnt hard on the languages of other groups.

Dongling Ce’s door was knocked at that moment. He closed the mirror and opened the door.

The male semi-devil pointed at the north, “This is north.”

Bao Ye asked, “I want to find the Frozen grass, Toxin Expelling Fruit and Blood Ganoderma, do you know where they are?”

The male semi-devil pointed at the south frankly, “You can find them there.”

For the semi-devils and semi-monsters in the Forest of Fallen, no matter how much power the herb carrying, they all treated as ornaments and they were seldom used. The semi-devils and semi-monsters could pick the plants freely, but the semi-god or god is forbidden to touch anything in the forest.

“Thank you.” Bao Ye was about to leave in teleportation, the male semi-devil spoke again, “Our village is right there, I can show you there.”

“Is it far?”

“No, just ten minutes’ walk.”

The male semi-devil led Bao Ye to enter their village.

There were only few houses stood on the land covered with wood fragments. Bao Ye was astonished, “Is this your village?”

The male semi-devil wiped out the raindrops on his face and replied angrily, “The wind disaster ruined our village and killed many people.”

Bao Ye, “…”

“Attention, Attention,” A female semi-devil knocking on the gong and shouted, “The patriarch says, the game of gods starts again, he is going to curse the gods.”

The villagers dropped what they were doing angrily and gathered on an empty ground.

Bao Ye followed them out of curiosity.

Waited for a short time, a gray-haired old semi-devil with two long black fangs walked before them with a black box holding in his hands. “The rain is too heavy to build up an altar, let’s kneel to our might devil to curse them!”

“Yes!” Near ten thousand of semi-devils cried in indignation.

The patriarch opened the box, a white jade tablet covered with the breath of devils laid there.

What is it?!

The white jade tablet made Bao Ye astonished. It seemed to be the identity token of the top god. He only saw it a few times and could not be sure.

However, the token was extremely important to the top gods, how could it be covered with the breath of devils and held by the semi-devils?

Before Bao Ye saw it clearly, the patriarch turned his back to everyone and started to murmur the spells. Then he raised up the box and kowtowed towards it.

Unwilling to be noticed, Bao Ye kneeled and cursed the gods with the other. Let alone he wished to curse the gods in the Upper World for a long time.

After the cursing ceremony, Bao Ye asked the male semi-devil immediately, “What’s in the patriarch’s hands?”

“It’s the treasure from the might devil. As long as we sincerely curse the gods to him, the gods will die out of the curse.”

Bao Ye, “…”

What god would be easily cursed to death? If curse worked, he would had done it a thousand times and never needed to do the time travel.

When the patriarch murmured at the box for a while and was about to close the box, someone shouted out in a hurry, “Hold on, don’t close it!”