Rebirth of the Wild Age

Text Volume 070【Fried Shit】

There may be one or two relatives in every family, which makes you sick, and you wish you could never see each other again.

Obviously they were born to the same mother. Although the uncle and uncle have different personalities, they both have love and righteousness, and they can take the initiative to send money to the Song family when they are most difficult.

But as for the second uncle and second aunt, they hid away when they heard about the accident, and even felt resentful towards the Song family for no reason because they were laid off.

It can only be said that the same rice feeds all kinds of people.

For the sake of grandpa and grandma, Song Weiyang didn't want to argue with her, but he couldn't put on a good face, and said with a sneer, "Please make room, don't block the car door."

Song Weiyang carried the gift and left. The second aunt took an empty hand, looked a little embarrassed, and smiled at Guo Xiaolan: "Yangyang is really, they are all from my own family, so you are polite to me."

Guo Xiaolan also responded with a smile: "This child has been sensible since he was a child. He knows who to be polite to, and he also knows that he can't be polite to anyone casually. It's a score, right, second sister-in-law?"

"What Sanmei said made me dizzy," Second Aunt immediately changed the subject, "Why didn't the boss and his wife come?"

Guo Xiaolan said: "The boss is exhausted, and he has to go to the market outside during the Chinese New Year. The boss's daughter-in-law has gone back to her mother's house with the children."

"No matter what, I can't go back to my mother's house for the New Year." The second aunt said.

"She's afraid of being angry." Guo Xiaolan said.

The smile on the second aunt's face became more and more embarrassing, and she couldn't continue talking, so she could only say: "There is still soup in the pot, I'll go and see first."

Song Shumin used to build a small western-style building in the countryside, but he didn't live in it after entering the city, and gave it directly to Song Weiyang's grandparents.

Grandpa was wearing a brand-new blue Zhongshan suit, sitting on the sofa and smoking a local cigarette. He was honest and dull, not saying a word, just watching the grandson and granddaughter running wildly all over the ground with silly joy. Grandma and aunt have been busy in the kitchen. The second aunt could only watch when she went in, and couldn't intervene at all. They thought she was clumsy in doing housework, and she was only useful when washing and serving dishes.

The uncle has two daughters and a son. The eldest daughter is married, and the youngest daughter is studying in a technical secondary school. The son was only seven years old, just in time for family planning, and paid a lot of fines.

The second uncle also did not respond to the national policy, one son and one daughter. His son didn't go to school after graduating from junior high school, and was arranged by Song Shumin to work in a factory for a period of time, and now he spends his days fooling around in the society. The daughter is only nine years old, her academic performance is very good, and she is very obedient at home, making people wonder if she was born to her second uncle.

The two children didn't know what game they were playing, they ran around the table and bumped into Song Weiyang who entered the room.

The little girl raised her head and said, "Cousin, Happy New Year!"

"Hey, take it to buy candy." Song Weiyang took out the red envelope and distributed it to his cousins.

"Thank you cousin!" The little girl was very polite.

The little cousin was a little dazed, and didn't know how to say thank you, so he just opened the red envelope to see how much money was inside.

Although Song Weiyang complained about his second uncle and second aunt, he liked their daughter very much. There is no way, the little cousin is sweet-mouthed, obedient and obedient, she is not like her parents' own, she is the kind that everyone loves.

It's a pity, the little cousin will be tricked to death by her parents and brother.

In her previous life, her little cousin was admitted to a key university very easily. After graduation, she worked as a white-collar worker in a big city and married a good husband who took care of her family and cared for others. In the end, my brother didn't live up to it, and got into trouble every now and then. After every trouble, my parents went to the city to ask her for money, and finally even forced her to sell the house to pay off her gambling debts.

The happy and happy family of the little cousin was torn apart like this.

The dumb little cousin in front of me is also very interesting, he can't shout, he doesn't know how to speak, and he will be obsessed with video games in two years. From red and white machines, arcade machines, to computer games, he played all the way to the University of Electronic Science and Technology, and wrote software to make money before graduation. Let's not talk about it, nerds, it's not outrageous. But he hadn't had a girlfriend until he was 28 years old, and his family was anxious to death, wishing that as long as he was a woman, he would bring him on a blind date, but this boy married Bai Fumei without saying a word.

The two little guys took the New Year's money and immediately ran to the small shop in the village to buy things.

"Boom!"

Not long after, there was a muffled sound from the old house next door to my grandmother's house.

The little cousin ran into the house angrily, with feces all over her body, and complained to the old man, saying: "Grandpa, my brother fried the latrine and dirty my new clothes!"

"Boom!"

Before the old man could speak, another muffled sound came.

The uncle and uncle who were drinking tea and chatting hurriedly ran out, and Song Weiyang also ran to watch the excitement.

I saw my little cousin standing on the edge of the latrine pit, holding two thunder cannons as thick as thumbs in his hand, and his trousers legs were covered in feces.

"Little bastard!" The uncle rushed over quickly.

The little cousin didn't know how to be afraid, so he took the thunder cannon in his hand, lit the fuse with a lighter, and threw it into the cesspit again.

"Boom!"

Another shot.

"Nonsence!"

This time the shit was blown far away, and a lump flew directly to the uncle's mouth. The uncle didn't care about beating the child anymore, and quickly reached out to wipe the shit, feeling so sick that he wanted to vomit.

The little cousin took the opportunity to sneak away, and the uncle hurriedly chased after him. The father and son staged a good show of fighting wits and courage.

It took several minutes before the uncle caught the little cousin back, and it was a good beating on the way.

"Fish, my fish," the little cousin struggled and shouted, "Dad, don't hit me, catch that fish!"

Well, the little cousin threw two rounds into the pond while escaping, successfully blowing up a carp.

The uncle came back with a girl and bumped into him, he smiled and said, "Yo, you two had a great time this year, did you fall into the latrine together?"

The uncle didn't speak, went home and found a rope, and hung the little cousin on the yellow kudzu tree.

Really, hang up and fight!

The little cousin didn't cry when he was beaten, but kept shouting, "Fish, my fish!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Song Weiyang laughed out loud, he hadn't laughed so happily for a long time.

The uncle went over to persuade him: "Brother, don't beat those who celebrate the New Year, it's unlucky."

"It's better if you beat him to death, little bastard." As the uncle said, he passed with two more whips.

The little cousin is still shouting: "Fish, my fish! Uncle, cousin, go to the pond and get my fish back!"

The uncle said angrily: "That is a fish raised by others, and I want to ask you to pay for it!"

The little cousin finally begged for mercy: "Dad, I was wrong, next time I will blow it up in the river."

"Blow up a hammer! I'll kill you!" The uncle became even more angry.

"Hahahaha!" Song Weiyang laughed so hard that his stomach ached, why didn't he realize that his little cousin was so funny before.

My uncle stopped persuading him after a word of persuasion, squatted next to Song Weiyang to watch the excitement, passed a cigarette and said, "Yangyang, this is your little aunt. Her name is Tao Xiaohong, and she works in a supply and marketing cooperative."

"Hello." Song Weiyang greeted politely. He has too many little aunts, and the one in front of him doesn't know how long he can be.

Tao Xiaohong dressed up a bit coquettishly, with a touch of rusticity in her coquettishness, she didn't even apply the blush evenly, and said with a sweet smile, "Hi Yangyang, I often hear your uncle mentioning you."

Song Weiyang smiled and said, "That must not speak well of me."

"Your uncle said that you are amazing. You became the director of the factory before graduating from high school, and you even saved the cannery." Tao Xiaohong spoke with a bit of admiration.

The old man finally made a move to stop the hanging and beating over there. He turned his head and stared at Tao Xiaohong for a while, as if he felt that the girl was unreliable, like a big goblin, and walked away without saying a word.

After a while, the family whose fish had been bombed came to the house without making trouble. He threw the half-dead carp into the basin and said to the old man, "For those who are older than the Chinese New Year, just give them a few cents to make it auspicious."

"Six cents, send it all the way." The old man can still catch on.

The carp that had suffered such a sudden disaster hadn’t even finished cooking when suddenly the van from the cannery came, and Yang Dexi, the director of the office, hurried out of the driveway: “Chairman, it’s not good, General Manager Yang was beaten up, and the dormitory he lived in was smashed up.” Already!"

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