Reborn Into Pokémon With An Odd System

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I wasn't listening correctly, did you just ask me to hit my head with a rock just so I can meet your family?" responded Lancer with a mocking expression.

Max sighed "Well when you put it like that it really makes me sound stupid."

The servant nodded and flung the rock behind him "Yeah kid it sounds stupid because it is, I'm not saying that your parents aren't great or anything, I just don't feel like sacrificing my body for that. Besides I can make myself only visible to you, that way we won't have to go to all the trouble."

Max smiled "I wish things could be that simple, when you make yourself invisible does that also make your scent go away?

Lance began to think and in the end shook his head "Dunno, I never really thought about it. What does that have to do with anything though?"

"Well it looks like you are forgetting about the creatures you just saw, my father has one that looks like a dog and if he catches your scent, well let's just say that I hope you had dreams of becoming barbecue. Besides I'm giving you a chance to live the life of a normal person for about 5 years. You don't have to worry about any others attacking you so as long as you do some things that I ask of you then you're going to be fine." replied Max

The servant sighed "That sounds nice and all, but you really have to explain to me why you're so sure that there isn't anyone else. If you are actually right about all that then it looks like I hit the jackpot, if only my master was a beautiful woman and not a brat then it would have been heaven."

Max laughed "Hey don't be greedy, and who are you calling a brat. Anyways later after I get some strong Pokémon of my own, I might give you some freedom so that you can go around and flirt. The only two things that I ask of you is that you don't flirt with my mother, and also don't get into anything too stable since you never know when I'll need you. After I get some more servants then maybe there can be some leeway on the later one."

Lancer looked at Max surprised "Kid do you actually mean what you're saying? Also, you can summon more servants?"

Max looked at him and nodded "Yeah I meant it, I can also summon more Servants but it's a long process. I know that what I'm offering you is incomplete but you also know that I have to think about myself as well. Anyway just hurry up and hit yourself, my dad's Pokémon should have lost my trail and gone to warn my parents, I don't want them to worry for too long."

The servant sighed and picked up the rock and looked at Max, "Kid everything that you just said sounds interesting, I hope it's true." then he hit his head twice.

He ended up super bloody but seemed totally fine "So what now Kid?"

Max was still surprised that Lancer made it look like nothing happened "Lay down and pretend that you blacked out, I need to make sure that I make a trail when I drag you home. After you're home pretend to still be knocked out then say that you woke up with amnesia and that you remember nothing, I'll take care of the rest."

Lancer nodded and threw the rock extremely far and then laid himself on the ground. Max laughed "Well at least we don't have to worry about anyone connecting the rock to you."

He dragged the limp body of Lancer out of the forest and headed home, about halfway there he found a Steelix moving at high speeds all over. He looked closer and found that it was his father's, Max quickly yelled at the giant "Steelix, over here it's me Max, come and help me."

The giant steel snake shook the ground as it moved.

"What the hell is that?"

He turned around to find Lancer opening one eye trying to look at where the growling that Steelix was producing came from. Max pinched him and whispered "Shut up and close your eyes, don't worry you will be able to see him later.

When Steelix arrived he slowly brought his chin and rubbed it on Max's head "STEELIX STEELIX".

Then it saw Lancer flat on the floor and began inspecting him. Max pointed at him and looked at the pokémon "Steelix I found him when I was outside can you help me get him to father?"

Steelix nodded and used his tail to gently wrap Lancer and placed his limp body on his back, then he lowered his head for Max to get on. After they were on his back he quickly began heading to the direction of Max's house.

When they got home his mother and Empoleon were waiting, one look at her and he knew that he would have been screwed if he didn't have an excuse. He got off Steelix and with the help of Empoleon, he was able to get Lancer off as well. He quickly ran to his mother and pointed at Lancer "Mom I found this man when I was outside he needs help."

Maria looked at the person her son was pointing at and nodded "Empoleon put him on the sofa." The penguin pokémon nodded and walked inside the house. After placing Lancer on the sofa it went back outside and used a Hydro Pump at the sky.

His mother, on the other hand, put on some latex gloves and began inspecting the head of Lancer, then she began putting some herbs on his head and bandaged it. She turned around to look at Max "Where did you find him?" she asked.

He looked at her and responded, "I found him in the forest, he was laying on the ground and his head was bleeding so I decided to bring him home."

When Maria heard that her son was in the forest she went nuts "What were you doing in the forest, to begin with?"

Max shook his head "Mother I was playing in the tall grass of the field and then I found a funny-looking pokemon who had a spoon in his hand. I thought he was going to eat or something so I decided that I was going to look at it for a little longer, but then suddenly his eyes began shining and then his spoon. Next thing I knew I was in the forest in front of this Mr, I tried to wake him up but he didn't so I was going to bring him to you so that you could help him."

His mother listened carefully to everything he had just said, after he was done she looked at him "Max can you describe this pokémon a bit more?"

He nodded and began to pretend that he was remembering "The pokémon had yellow skin, a big mustache and he looked like a fox, Oh and he had a star on his head."

Maria nodded "I guess you really did get teleported by a pokémon, based on what you are telling me then you saw a Kadabra."

Max pretended to act excited, "Mother, is it really that strong that it can send me somewhere far away with only its eyes and spoon."

She looked at her son and smiled, "Yes he's really powerful, he's a psychic type pokémon. They are pretty mysterious and tricky pokémon to be around."

Max jumped up "Really, then when I grow up I'll catch him or an even stronger pokémon."

His mother laughed "I'm sure you will son but don't be in a hurry to grow up, I still want my baby after all."

She hugged him and they heard the door slam open, when they turned around they found Lex running towards them. He hugged both of them and they stayed like that for a few seconds, after the hug was over Lex looked at Max angrily "Where were you?"

Max was about to respond but then he was tackled by something and landed on the ground. When he got a chance to look at who it was he found Arcanine l.i.c.k.i.n.g him over and over.

By the time he had gotten the pokémon off oh him his mother had already explained the story. His father nodded and looked at Lancer "Looks like Kadabra wanted you to save him, I wonder if it's his pokémon."

They sat down and waited for Lancer to wake up, about an hour later Lancer began to move. He rubbed his eyes and tried sitting down but stopped and put his hands on his head "Ahh, what happened" he opened his eyes and looked at them "Who are you and what am I doing here."

Max just gave a little smirk that no one except Lancer could see.