Strange Life of a Cat

"Look, that cat looks really majestic!"

"Really, like a little tiger."

After seeing the cat on the flower bed, a few students passing by the flower bed who came to visit the teacher in the East District compound couldn't help but took out their mobile phones and took a few pictures.

On the edge of a flower bed about half a meter above the ground, there is a yellow cat with stripes on its body, not thin and thin. At this moment, the cat is walking straight along the edge of the flower bed with its tail up. The eyes are not wide open, with a little carelessness, the pupils are shrunk into a shuttle shape due to the light, and the eyes look very sharp. Coupled with the proud steps of the feline standard, the overall look is very good, and it is also No wonder some students' first impression after seeing it is "prestige".

However, soon, those students realized that their first impression was wrong. The yellow cat was staring straight ahead, not paying attention to the wall of the flower bed under its feet. When it reached the edge, it had no intention of stopping or jumping , stepped on the air, just fell, and rolled awkwardly on the grass before he had time to adjust his landing posture.

Several students: "..."

After a few students left, Ah Huang had enough rolling and rubbing on the grass, chose a suitable place, shook the grass clippings on his body, yawned, and lay down there to get sleepy. Where it sleeps is not as picky as Big Fatty, as long as it is in the East District compound, it can sleep peacefully in any corner.

Back then, Ah Huang’s favorite thing was to go out for a walk in the morning, and then go out of the yard with three friends and pass by Dongyuan Supermarket to solve metabolic problems at the entrance of the supermarket that was being renovated. His favorite thing was to go outside Dongyuan Supermarket After pushing the sand to pull the poop, after pulling and burying it, I went to a small wood not far away to sharpen my claws, found a suitable place to squat, and watched the cement worker shovel the sand with a big shovel. shit reaction.

Back then, in the eyes of many people, Ah Huang was not a good cat, because of his random markings. No matter how high-quality cat litter is, it may not be able to make a cat change its urine habit. When Ah Huang was locked up at home, even if he put him in the litter box, he could still spray all the urine on the cat without leaking. outside the litter box, so Ahuang is the only cat in the east compound that uses a two-layer litter box. And when he was outside, Ah Huang was even happier. Back then, the guy's urine smell could be smelled in many places around the Dong family compound, but that guy obviously belonged to the type who never changed after repeated education, how many times he was whipped None with a long memory.

At the age of eight months, Ah Huang was finally taken to the pet center for a complete castration operation. After that, his bad habits changed a lot, and he was not so messy anymore. There is only one, he still likes to be in Dongyuan Shit in the sand over there at the supermarket. Therefore, many bad habits of cats cannot be reversed by surgery.

Ah Huang doesn't often run outside howling like the sheriff and others, but Ah Huang likes to find a sense of presence. After being locked up for a long time and released, he runs around the residential building howling, and then goes to activities.

Ah Huang himself can't run far, and basically spends time in the East District compound. Its ability to remember the way is not as good as other cats. To put it simply, it is a bit of a road idiot, and it is not so courageous, so it basically stays in the compound. . But if the other three cats go out and act together, it will also go out to join in the fun, sometimes squatting on a tree to watch the fun, sometimes squatting on a wooden chair to bask in the sun and nap, and sometimes go to the woods to catch birds and play with bugs , Of course, there was also a group fight with the West District compound.

Although Ah Huang has many bad habits, his temper is the best among the four cats. It's not like Heitan running around all day long, it's not as aggressive as the sheriff, and it's not like the little old man like Big Fatty.

Ah Huang and Big Fatty are the opposite. Big Fatty looks easy to get along with, but he is actually a tough guy, while Ah Huang looks like a serious elite, but his inner core is actually a bastard, and he is more friendly to people and other animals. In the courtyard, Xiaohua and Niu Zhuangzhuang often spent time together on the grass with Ah Huang when they were young. When you are at home, you are also clingy. No one pays attention to it, so it finds its own presence. When you watch TV, it blocks the front of the TV. When you read a book, it squeezes over to lie on the book. When its mother knits a sweater, it grabs the wool. ball.

Some children in the compound always like to call Ah Huang Eunuch Huang, because one time when a child heard his parents talking about A Huang, he said "A Huang is a little eunuch". The children are called A Huang Little Eunuch or Huang Gonggong. Ah Huang is used to it and knows that he is calling himself, and he doesn't care. He doesn't understand the meaning of these words. As long as a child doesn't pull his beard or tail or something, he is always tolerant, even if he pinches the bruise on his face. The meat is pulled to both sides, as long as it doesn't hurt too much, it doesn't bother to resist, and let the children play. Sometimes some people in the courtyard couldn't help itching when they saw Ah Huang lying on the grass basking in the sun, and rubbed the thing on the grass a few times like rubbing dough.

Many people who know Ah Huang's friendly nature say that it is because Ah Huang has undergone castration surgery, so his temper is a bit limp, but if those people have seen Ah Huang fighting with the other three, they will know that this guy is actually quite a man. , the bloodiness that should be there is still there.

I probably don't have the turbulent thoughts of other castrated cats, so Ah Huang also saved a lot of effort, and there is still some flesh on his body. Deceptive appearance, looks quite imposing.

As he grows older, Ah Huang will learn many things, understand some simple truths, and gradually get rid of some bad habits, even if he is still a second-hander. However, Ah Huang has never understood why the four of them together When basking in the sun on the grass next to the woods, Heitan always likes to find some stones and stuff them into its paws until it fills the folded arms.

This in the end is why?

...

The wind in June was a little arrogant, blowing the hair on Ah Huang's body upside down, and also awakened Ah Huang who was sleeping in a daze.

Squinting his eyes and yawning, he got up and jumped onto the flower bed next to him. Ah Huang looked at the slanted sunlight and the green grass in front of him.

The grass is a little big and a little open.

"Meow--"

Ah Huang stood on the edge of the flower bed and yelled a few times towards the grass.

The people who went to pick up their children from the kindergarten were already used to this cat that likes to meow twice before doing anything, so they didn't care, but a child who was being led walked over and stared at Ah Huang.

Ah Huang and the child looked at each other for a few seconds, the smell was quite familiar, and he was not afraid. After stretching, he lay down again, still holding his paws like in winter, and after a few seconds, Ah Huang realized that holding it like this was a bit It was hot, and I was about to stretch out and lie on my stomach, when I suddenly found that the child in front of me moved.

The child carrying a small schoolbag fumbled in his pocket, took out a walnut and put it in front of Ah Huang. Beside the parents a few steps away.

"What is Ah Huang doing?" the parent joked.

The little kid grinned: "Ah Huang is hatching eggs."

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There are also two extra episodes, both of which have Easter eggs at the end. Released during the New Year's holiday.

Happy new year everyone.