Strange Life of a Cat

The General followed Professor Qin when he was just a student. As the tall, rich and handsome bird, the General has always been a character that everyone loves and that everyone loves.

Professor Qin's family is a scholarly family. Professor Qin's father, Professor Qin Lao, is very influential in his field. Otherwise, Professor Qin would not have acquired a blue-purple macaw when he was so young, and he often took the general to various nature reserves. It can be said that as a pet bird, the general was treated very well.

Macaws have a relatively long lifespan. Many of the macaws that Professor Qin knows are in their 20s and 30s, and they are still healthy. When I went to an ecological reserve in the south, Professor Qin also saw a sixty-year-old macaw. Every day when the old professor who raised it took the radio out for a walk, it repeated the voice of the announcer on the radio.

Later, Professor Qin taught at Chuhua University, and the general also lived in the family compound in the East District of Chuhua University for a few days every year. As he grew older, the general's intelligence was also on the rise. In addition, the general was smarter than others of his kind, and his understanding and use of human language exceeded many people's imagination. In terms of articulateness, starlings, mynahs, etc. may not be comparable to macaws, but as the best among "articulate", the general can be regarded as a low-level mouth.

The first five-character sentence learned by the red-and-green macaw raised by Professor Tan back then was "Learn and learn from time to time", and the first five-character sentence learned by this guy who also followed the study was "Look at your bird!" Professor Tan, who was still a student back then, was so angry that he wanted to pinch this guy's neck and ask, "Why can't you learn well?!"

In the morning, the red and green macaw in Professor Qin's house would say "good morning" to Professor Qin who got up, and the general would crow like a chicken to Professor Qin who was still lying on the bed. At that time, a family in Professor Qin’s community had several chickens sent by their relatives. Although they didn’t want to raise them, they didn’t slaughter them all at once. They put them on the balcony and made a simple cage to cover them. There was a rooster among them, and that rooster crowed every morning. The general also learned from this chicken. It’s just that the cock crowing learned by the general is a bit nondescript. In Professor Qin’s words, it’s like a rooster that has been castrated but not completely castrated. It’s hysterical and still out of breath. The uncomfortable sound in the ears makes even the best dreams turn into nightmares, let alone continue to sleep.

Later, the family slaughtered all the chickens, and the community did not hear the roosters crowing again. In addition, the Tan family went out to separate the general from the chickens on purpose. The general changed his bad habit. Otherwise, the people who suffered after going to Chuhua University would be the people in the East District compound.

The general has many hobbies, one of the more prominent ones is that he likes to bite cat ears, which probably has something to do with being bullied by cats when he was a child, and another habit that people love and hate is singing.

When Professor Qin was a student, he really didn't have much time to take care of the general, so the general spent most of his time with Professor Qin and his wife every day, and the two of them especially liked teaching it to sing, and the songs they taught were very characteristic of the time, even opera. Even though Professor Qin has been teaching at Chuhua University for many years, General still prefers the songs of that time, probably because he can’t understand the lyrics of many popular songs now, and he can’t appreciate the rhythm. Of course, Professor Qin rarely teaches him those rap songs.

As for what the general hates, there are many. Among the birds, the ones he hates are magpies and cuckoos. It doesn't know why the people around it like the "ugly monster" like magpies, and they can't sing or talk cross talk. Why do those people in the yard grin their mouths every time they see magpies?

As for the cuckoo, a bird that has been endowed with a lot of mythological colors, the general is even more disgusted, especially the "parasitic" behavior of certain cuckoos. When the general was released, if he saw a cuckoo laying eggs in other birds' nests and kicking the original eggs or chicks out of the nest, the general would chase and bite. Once he was too impulsive to fly too fast and the forest was too dense to react. The general himself crashed into a tree and was scratched by a branch. He was kept at home by Professor Qin for several months, and the feud deepened.

In the first few years when he came to the compound in the Eastern District, the general bullied the cats in the compound as soon as he was released. With his size and his own fighting power, he was not afraid of the pet cats in the compound. The general felt that the East District compound was interesting when the black cat on the fifth floor appeared. He felt that there was no communication barrier with this black cat. After getting along for a long time, the general gradually stopped messing with the other cats in the compound, and dedicated himself to fighting the "intruders" in the compound in the west with the four scumbags from the east.

Every year when the general was taken to the south for the winter and returned to the East Campus of Chuhua University, he would go to say hello to the black cat on the fifth floor. Until one day, the general heard that the black cat on the fifth floor was lost when he returned to the compound after a business trip with Professor Qin.

However, after a while, the general discovered a new joy, which made the general who had been languid these days tremble again.

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third floor.

Ermao sat in front of the laptop and played games, with a can of beer and a box of chicken wings beside him. The daughter was taken by her wife to her grandfather's house, and she would stay there for a while. Ermao wanted to stay with her, but she was driven back after staying there for a few days.

Er Yuan's grandfather is a cultural researcher. Every time Er Yuan passes by, she will take a quiz on the knowledge Er Yuan has mastered. Knowing that the little granddaughter knows a lot, the old man is quite happy at first, but gradually the old man's face is pulled down.

What does it mean to chop wood without missing a knife sharpener? What is a gentleman like jade and broken tiles? What does it mean when one person attains enlightenment and ten thousand people ascend to heaven? !

The old man was so angry that his beard was almost gone. Before the little granddaughter was taught to be crooked, the old man decided to straighten it himself! As for Ermao who taught these things, he was driven back directly by the old man.

At this moment, in the residence of the Eastern District Compound, there are only Ermao and Hemi in the house.

It's not bad to be alone at home, play games, watch movies, drink a little wine, and have black rice to accompany me. Besides, my daughter will come back when school starts in September. This day will pass in the blink of an eye, so it's not difficult.

Ermao won a game, swayed with his legs crossed, picked up the can of beer and took a few sips.

Just as he was enjoying himself, Er Mao heard a choked-up singing outside.

"My family lives on the high slope of the loess~~ The wind blows across the slope~" This is the humble bird upstairs.

The next moment, another voice continued to roar.

"Whether it's the northwest wind~or the southeast wind~ it's my song~my song~" This is the kid who just moved in on the fourth floor.

Song you sister! !

Ka Ka Ka!

Ermao twisted the beer can, and the joy of just winning a game was shattered by the chorus. He slapped the twisted beer can to the ground.

"Damn, I can't live through this day!!"

Since the kid on the fourth floor moved in a few days ago, this kind of "affectionate duet" has often appeared. Yesterday's "Childhood" sang, that bird knows a fart's childhood! The day before yesterday, I sang "Birds in Pairs on Trees", and Ermao got goose bumps when he heard it. The day before yesterday, I sang "One Cut Plum". On an August day, Chuhua City was so hot that it was smoldering, and it was too hot to take off all my clothes. !

Speaking of the kid on the fourth floor, even though the kid was familiar from house to house when he first arrived, and he was quite popular in the compound, Ermao somehow felt that he was not pleasing to the eye at first glance, and always felt that the kid was full of bad taste. When he saw it, he wanted to kick his feet first before talking.

Finally, after the singing outside finished, Er Mao thought to himself, stop it, and continue playing the game by yourself. But before Ermao finished the game, Heimi, who was lying next to him, jumped onto the desk with one ear, walked to the window and looked out.

The next moment, Er Mao heard a few meows from downstairs.

Having been in contact with cats for a long time, Ermao also has the ability to distinguish cats' meowing. He can infer which cat is meowing when he hears the sound, especially this sound. Ermao knows it is the little bastard with a mole on his mouth.

Er Mao got up and was about to drive the little bastard away, when he heard the kid on the fourth floor shouting down: "Wait!"

Downstairs, Peanut Candy looked at the fourth floor and then at the third floor, but obediently walked to the side and waited. Not far away, the sheriff and Ah Huang had already come briskly on tiptoe.

On the first floor, the fat guy squatting on the balcony stretched his neck and turned his head to look upstairs when the peanut candy came over. After the person on the fourth floor showed his head, he walked to the door and let out a "meow" into the room.

The old lady in the room who was reading a book with reading glasses looked up at Fatty, "Going out to play? Remember to come back on time and don't fight."

On the third floor, Ermao looked down and saw the kid on the fourth floor running down, followed by four cats.

"The kid is going to take these cats to fight again? Hey, why did I say again?" Er Mao was puzzled, and went back to the room to sit down and ponder the reason.

On the fourth floor, the general looked at the guy who was singing with him affectionately just now and now went out for a walk with those cats. He didn't even glance over here. He couldn't help stepping on the iron net surrounding the balcony vigorously.

Professor Qin, who was talking on the phone, brought over a small kettle and pointed to the watermelon seedlings in the flower pots on the ground, "Hey, let's plant watermelons."

In the past, Professor Tan used to divert his attention from the general's fussy temper, but this time the general quit, and he still stepped on the iron net.

Ermao, who had finally settled down and planned to continue playing games to relieve boredom, took a deep breath, put on the earphones, and decided to keep his ears shut.

When is this day a head!