Strange Life of a Cat

Now that he has withdrawn from the "circle", Zheng Tan's affairs at the pet center are no longer bothering him. The pictures about BlackC on the Internet are all from the past. Moreover, when Zheng Tan went online, he found that his photos appeared less and less often, replaced by the new generation of cat stars at the pet center.

There are all kinds of cats with pointed chins and round chins, long-haired and short-haired, thin and fat, cute and handsome, and soon attract the attention of new and old customers and netizens, and people gradually no longer mention those cats of the older generation who have retired.

Zheng Tan was a little upset at first, but soon he didn't care, anyway, he didn't intend to make a living by it.

However, Zheng Tan felt free after he had no tasks, which was psychological.

Going outside to hang out? But everyone seemed to be busy with their own affairs, and Zheng Tan didn't want to bother them anymore.

Going out all day, Zheng Tan doesn’t want to stay at home, because he wants to sleep when he’s free, not the light sleep like he usually does when he grows fat with the police. He sleeps very deeply, and he can’t wake up even if he screams. Still a cat.

One day last week when Zheng Tan woke up, he didn't pay attention, and walked out of the room standing up, and came face to face with Jiao's mother who came out of the kitchen. Zheng Tan's first reaction was not to immediately bend over and land on all fours, but raised his paws and scratched his head in a daze.

The bowl of soup in Mother Jiao's hand almost shook.

Fortunately, these years, I have seen Zheng Tan's behaviors that are unique to other cats, otherwise the bowl of hot soup in Jiao's mother's hand would have fallen to the ground in shock.

After that day, Zheng Tan didn't really want to stay at home, otherwise he would fall into a trance, not knowing what he was.

Sure enough, if you worry about one thing, you have to replace it with other things. Going out and wandering along the campus is better than sleeping in a daze without knowing where you are. But to be honest, Zheng Tan was really worried.

The calendar goes on like this day by day, and I live the same day every day. When I come to my senses, I find that the time has passed so fast. Looking back, I have never done anything, and there is nothing impressive.

The calendar in the living room has accidentally turned to September 2012. Xiaoyouzi is in her third year of high school and her studies are getting more and more busy, but she still goes home once a week to do test questions and read books at home;

The only one who is fat is Zheng Tan.

Jumping off the scale at home, Zheng Tan stretched his waist and gained only a catty, which is not visible on a human body, but it is different on a cat.

He gained weight because of the continuous rainy days outside. Zheng Tan stayed at home, ate and slept. Now that the weather finally cleared up, Zheng Tan decided to go out for a walk. He could only sleep at home. He grew fat in his sleep and dreamed.

Two weeks of continuous cloudy and rainy days, probably except for the freshmen in the military training, everyone else is looking forward to the sun coming out. As soon as the weather clears, there are quite a few people drying their quilts and clothes outside today. Like Zheng Tan, Ah Huang, who has been at home for so long, also comes out to exercise his muscles and bones. It is good for him to bask in the sun.

After coming out of the East District compound, Zheng Tan walked aimlessly, not knowing what he was thinking, but when he heard the cries and laughter of the children, he came back to his senses and realized that he was almost at the kindergarten.

On the kindergarten side, as soon as Kitten Zhuo left, two more brothers named Hei came—Wei Xiaopang and Eryuan.

When they first entered the kindergarten, as soon as they saw Zheng Tan, they ran to the guardrail of the fence, and then cried to Zheng Tan outside. Zheng Tan just saw that they were playing well with other children, but his face changed in the blink of an eye, and he cried and wanted to go home. After Zheng Tan left, the two went back to play again.

So, after Zheng Tan knew the strategy of these two people, every time he passed by the kindergarten, he made a detour, never letting those two see them. Ermao also told Zheng Tan their class schedule, so that Zheng Tan would not be caught by the two children who were in outdoor classes when he walked there.

When he first entered the kindergarten, Ermao first taught Binyuan not "thank you" and "sorry", but how to protect himself, and how to overthrow the other party to the ground. This incident became known to everyone after Eryuan beat a little boy who was holding his paintbrush into tears. For this reason, Ermao was scolded by his mother when he brought the child and his wife home.

As for Wei Xiaopang, at first it seemed that no one in the class would take the initiative to find trouble, because it seemed that he was not an easy master to deal with, he was too strong.

It's much better now, when they saw Zheng Tan, they only shouted a few times, instead of crying and begging to take him home. Children of this age change a lot every year, and they know more and more things. However, Zheng Tan is used to detours and rarely goes to the kindergarten.

If you detour from the kindergarten, there is a "Y"-shaped intersection, one side leads to the inner part of the school, and the other is towards the main gate of the school. Zheng Tan turned around and walked towards the gate, wondering if he should go out of the school gate to play a little bit farther away, otherwise it would be too boring, waiting for the time to pass every day, if it was really a cat, it would be fine, without those troubles, you can play for a long time by scratching your own tail and gnawing your own feet, but the problem is that Zheng Tan is not an authentic cat.

There is an open space near the school gate, where the starting point of the school bus is, there are electric ones with a dozen or twenty seats, and there are large passenger types with about fifty seats. The former basically only goes on campus, while the latter sometimes goes on campus and other places outside the campus to pick up new students and foreign guests. One of the large passenger types leads to the attached middle school, and now Jiao Ma and Xiaoyouzi often take this place.

At this time, there were three electric small school buses at the parking spot, but the bus did not see them. The masters who drive the small school bus park the car there, and drive when it is full, and continue to wait if it is not full, and drive if it is really impossible to wait for someone to come.

In the school bus on the side, the driver was sitting there, playing games on a tablet.

Don't look at these 40-50-year-olds who drive the school bus here every day. In fact, the family conditions may not be as bad as the students think. There are many mobile phones and tablet computers with thousands of dollars on hand.

The master tapped the screen profusely, and his bald head became brighter. Zheng Tan, who originally planned to go directly outside the school, paused, turned around and walked over there, and jumped onto a sycamore tree next to him. It was impossible to squat on the branches. The tree was too small, and the branches above couldn't bear Zheng Tan's weight, so Zheng Tan just hugged the trunk and looked over there.

Zheng Tan had seen the game played by the master before. It was a casual game developed by Feng Bojin and the others - cat and mouse. The master clicked on the screen to catch the white, gray, black, and flowery mice that were scurrying across the screen. There were big and small ones, some were fast and some were slow to run, some were cute, and some looked awkward. Different mice had different attributes and different bonus points. Some of them might not be able to react quickly to young people, and some of them with higher scores would always be missed, let alone those who didn’t play games before the age of forty or fifty. , that is urgent.

"Oh! It's almost there!" The master sighed.

"What's wrong? Didn't surpass your grandson?" The master on the school bus outside next to him asked with a smile.

"Yeah, it's only about two hundred points. Twenty black mice are enough. Alas, I'm old and can't compare to young people's movements. My grandson who just started primary school is even smoother than me." The bald driver sighed and wanted to raise his head at forty-five degrees to feel sad, but he found a black cat on the tree next to him, staring at him.

"Hey, that black one, come here!" The bald driver cheerfully waved, "Come and play with us."

Zheng Tan: "..."

The driver next door: "..."

In fact, that's what the bald driver said, but he didn't think that the black cat really came over.

Zheng Tan was bored, since the other party asked him to play games, why didn't he go?

Jumping to the passenger seat, Zheng Tan looked at the bald driver, waiting for him to put out the tablet.

The bald driver stared, then laughed, took out the tablet neatly, clicked on the game and started.

When the driver next door saw it, he scoffed in his heart: You bald head, don't be afraid that the cat will scratch the tablet that your son bought for you for thousands of dollars!

Obviously, the bald driver didn't think about this question at all. He only thought about going back to tease the kid after his score surpassed his grandson, who was still showing off in front of him yesterday.

The bald driver has been playing this game for a week, and although Zheng Tan has never played it, he has seen Feng Bojin play it, and he can pick it up quickly. One person and one cat, one uses his finger to move quickly, and the other cat slaps with its paw.

When the time was up, the bald driver looked at the score and laughed "ha". While laughing, he slapped his legs vigorously, "Finally surpassed!"

There is wifi here, and the score is automatically uploaded online, oops, the ranking of friends' scores on the leaderboard has changed, and this uncle's ranking has jumped up three places.

"Old Zhao, it seems that cats are the best at catching mice. Look, once this cat joins, the score will go up!" The bald driver said in the tone of someone passing on his experience. After finishing speaking, he waved his hand and sighed to Zheng in the passenger seat: "Come on, come on again! Let my son pass and let him know the result of the tiger's power!!"

The driver next door surnamed Zhao: "..."

Shaking his head, Master Zhao didn't plan to pay attention to the old bald man. There were nearly ten students sitting by his side just now, and it should be almost the same now. Can we go?

However, when he looked back, he found that there were nearly ten students just now, and now there are only three students. He looked at the bald head next door, huh! Quanta Ma ran over! !

Some students took pictures with their mobile phones and uploaded them on the Internet, and some students asked what kind of game it was, and after asking, they played the next game themselves. Regardless of whether it was a boy or a girl, they all stretched their necks to watch. Ever since the sheriff cat incident at the New Boy concert, there was no interesting news happening in the school, and the students were all excited when they finally caught one.

Post, repost, and repost, in this era when online entertainment is already flourishing, many people saw the scene of Zheng Tan playing games with the bald driver in a short period of time.

School of Life Sciences, a certain laboratory.

After the person who was browsing Weibo with his head down was caught by Professor Jiao, the child was not in a hurry. He smiled flatteringly, called up the Weibo that he was reading just now, then faced Professor Jiao, and raised his large-screen mobile phone: "Boss, look! Is this yours?"

Papa Jiao: "..."

It will be finished within three chapters, and don't worry, everyone, the statement will not be a tragedy.

By the way, "Back to the Past and Becoming a Dog" written by Moby Whale, everyone who is interested in this kind can go and read it.